InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha: My Style ❯ Beginning ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Willits 2005

Me: The Shikon Jewel?
Grandpa: Yes, so long as one has this, one's family will know safety and prosperity.
Me: I want one!!!
Grandpa: Take the whole box.
ME: Whoa! How many do you have?!
Grandpa: As many as you want.
Me: ..... HEY! Tomorrow I'm gonna be fifteen!! It's so cool!!!
Grandpa: Of course, anmd I got you a present.
Me: Thank you so much! *takes present*
Grandpa: Its a claw, mummified hand of the demon sprite.
Me: ....uh..um..thanks.... *secretly throws away*
My house is also a shrine and stuff, so cool! I live with grandpa, my mom, and my dumb little brother.
Grabdpa: The legend of the these pickles is..
Me: *munch munch* I love pickles!
Grandpa: No! *cries*
Me: Ugh! I'm tired of your annoying voice!
There's this really cool sacred tree thing that's like 500 hundred years old or something. And there's this well that we have that's sealed and stuff. So cool, grandpa has all these stories for everything, I always listen but...I have a terrible memory and always forget, plus his voice is just SO irritating!
Me: Hey dumb idiot!
Aaron: Stupid?
Me: You're such a dumb brother, your not supposed to go in the shrine!
Aaron: But...our cat...he's--
Me: You chased him in the well-house! Stop torturing the cats!
Aaron: Kitty! He's somewhere down there.
Me: Stay away from the cat, its afraid of you! I hate it in here, so scary!!
Aaron: Creepy...
Me: Burr....
*scratching noises*
Aaron: Scary!
Me:....yeah..it's the cat *thinking* It's gotta be... *heart pounding walks slowly to the well*
Cat: *rubs against leg*
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!
Aaron: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!Aaron: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Me: Oh, its just the cat!
Aaron: Don't DO that! You scared the living crap out of me!
Me: Hey, shut up--
Aaron: Oh...my...go---
Well: bursts open, demon comes out
Aaron: *runs*
Me: Aaron!
Demon: *grabs me*
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *kicks and screams, kicks demon throws fist at its face*
Demon: *drags me into well*
Me:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! AARON HELP!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts hitting demon*
Demon: What joy what strength I feel!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (screaming too loud to hear)
Demon: My flesh returns to me!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *is still beating on demon to no avail*
Demoin: *licks my face* You have it...yes!!
Me: OH MY GOD!!! LESBO FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *punches it really hard*
Demon: *lets go arms come off*
Me: EW!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Demon: I...will...not...lose it now...the jewel..of four souls
Me: Oh is that all?! *takes all "jewels" out of pockets throws them down at the demon*TAKE THEM!! TAKE THEM ALL!! TAKE AL LTHE ONES YOU WANT!!! TAKE EM!! THERE'S MORE!!! *lands, trips and falls* OW!!! *cries* AARON!! THIS IS A PRANK ISN'T IT!!! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!!! *sob* AARON!! COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW, I'M GOING TO SMACK YOU AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts to climb vine in well* Whoa...this wasn't here before... AARON, DANG IT YOU!! COME BACK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sob*
*climbs out to find outside* What the hel--I mean heck...where...could this be Aaron's doing? HOW COULD HE MANAGE ALL THIS?!! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING!! JUST STOP THIS!! CAN WE STOP THIS NOW? Wait...There's the sacred tree!! *runs to the tree* Maybe he just changed some scenery stuff or something...to trick me!
Inuyasha: *seems to be lifeless on tree*
Me: OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY GOD IS HE---D--HELLO!!!! ARE YOU DEAD? ARE YOU OK?!! *runs up to up to Inuyasha* OH MY GOD....wait...ears...they're...so.......CUTE!!!!!!!!!! Ok, I'll just, see if they're real or something *touches ears* They're fuzzy...
Weird voice: WHOS THERE?!!!
People: *fire arrows at me*
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAH!!!! WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
People: This land is forbidden be you a stranger?
Me: *runs*
People: *chase after me*
Me: *runs*
People; *capture*
Me: *cry*
Later...
me: *tied up* UNTIE ME NOW!!! LET ME GO!!! STOP THIS!! AARON I' M GONNA FRICKIN KILL YOU!!!
People: God she's annoying, why in hell did we capture her?
Person: She's a spy in the war!
Me: NA-AH!!!
Other person: She's one of them kitsune foxes usin' magics to look like a girl!
Me: GOD I AM A GIRL!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And what's up with the old clothes...this is weird...its like a different time.
Kaede: Who are you and why were you in the forest of Inuyasha?
Me: AAAAH!!! A PIRATE PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME WALK THE PLANK!!
Kaede: You're face.. *grabs my chin and looks at my face*
Me: Hey, what;s with all the lesbos, look with the eyes--I mean--eye--not the hands lady!
Kaede: Trying to look my older sister are we?
me: Um, I'd have a tough time looking like someone older than you--um--no offense...
Later in Kaede's Hut...
Kaede: My sister died years ago so she was much younger last time I saw her. It was 50 years ago, I was only a child. Do you want to eat?
Me: I'M STARVING BUT I'VE BEEN YELLING AT YOU ALL THIS TIME TO FIRCKIN' UNTIE ME!!!
Kaede: Sorry.
Me: I guess I'm not in Willits anymore...
Kaede: I've never heard the name. Is that the land of your birth?
Me: ...um..acutally I was born in the Bay Area..AND HOW AM I GOING TO GET OUT OF HERE? My brother could never pull off this, where am I anyhow?
Horse: *smashes through wall all bloody.
Me:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!! POOR HORSY!!! *runs outside*
Centipede demon: *eats horse flesh*
Me: Oh my god!! SHE HAS A PIECE OF HORSE IN HER MOUTH!! GROSS!!! Wait--your that--thing that pulled me into this place!! Could you tell me how to get out? PLEASE!!
Cenitpede demon: Give me the jewel of four souls!
Me: I already GAVE YOU ALL OF MINE LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Kaede: You have multiple jewels?
Me: I gotta run!!!
People: If we can lure it to the dry old well we might trap it!!
Me: Another well! Cool, I like crawled out of a well and got here! There's another dry well!! Where that spotlight over that forest is, ok! *runs*
Centipede demon: You will not slip me!Me: *stops* What the--heck--"slip me"? That is such a stupid line, I'm sorry.
Centipede demon: *lunges to attack*
Me: *runs, screaming*
Kaede: She saw the light of that forest, she is not ordinary...
Inyasha: *wakes up* The smell...the smell of her who KILLED me
Me: *runs, screaming more*
Centipede demon: Give me the jewel of four souls!
Me: DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN?! I ALREADY GAVE YOU A TON OF THEM!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! *runs to tree*
Inuyasha: Why toy with second raters like Mistress Centipede?
Me: OH MY GOD!! YOU'RE NOT DEAD!! THANK GOD! Wait...why "mistress", why call this thing--or her...well it does have boobs, WHICH ARE SHOWING AND ITS REALLY GROSS...but...why do we need to show it respect? So you hang out strapped to this tree by yoursef? Um...ok, well, cool, my name's--
Inuyasha: Destroy her with a single blast Kikyo! After all..you did it to me!
Me: Ok, 1, I'm not this Kikyo person 2, you don't really look destroyed to me...
Centipede demon: *attacks*
People: *fire arrows at demon*
Me: WAHOO!! THANKS GUYS!!!
Inuyasha: Really, I'm disappointed Kikyo.
Me: Can you shut up, I'm NOT Kikyo, you've me mistaken for someone else!
Inuyasha:Do you expect me to beleive that I would know the stench of the girl who...hmm... *sniff* You're not her
Me: Stop smelling me you FREAK!!! Name's ERICA!!! GOD!!! (thinking) Now that I think about it maybe I shouldn't have said my name...
Inuyasha: I was dumb, Kikyo was much more intellegent and pretty...
Me: MEAN!!! WHAT DID I DO TO YOU!!! SOR-RY I'M NOT THIS PRECIOUS Kikyo of yours!! GOD!!!
People:" *get beat up by demon*
Me: Oh my god, you guys, ok?!!!
Demon: *Grabs me*
Me: *grabs Inuyasha's hair! SAVE ME!!! HELP ME!!!
Inuyasha: LET GO OF MY HAIR!!Me: NOOOOOOO!!!
Kaede: Inuyahsa is AWAKE?
Centipede demon: I will devour you jewel and all!
Inuyasha: Jewel?
Me: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah please don't eat me!!!!!! Please I beg you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *HITS DEMON*
Centipede demon: *gets all melty falls away, arms melt off*
Me: IT'S LIKE THE HARRY POTTER MOVIE!! *puts hands on the demons fsce*
Centipede demon:: *face melts* Vile thing! *bites my side*
Me: OW!!! *falls*
People: Something came from inside her!
Me: When did I eat THAT? Ow...this really hurts *tears up a bit*
Centipede demon:: I knew you were hiding it, the jewel is mine!
Inuyasha: Give it to me!
Me: Hey, it was inside ME, not YOU!
Centipede demon: *binds me with long body against the tree and Inuyasha
Me: EW!! CENTIPEDE!! *looks up at Inuyasha* Ew, jerk!
Centipede demon: I've heard of you, Inuyasha who seeks the chikon jewel...a half demon..
Me: Half-demon....wait, is this some sort of chummy meeting--half demon--YOU'RE HER PAL OR SOMETHING?!
Inuyasha: Don't insult me Mistress Centipede, if I'd wanted our meeting would've been short and our last.
Me: Like you could kill her, easier said than done mister, you can talk the talk BUT CAN YOU WALK THE WALK?
Inuyasha: ....
Centipede demon: You're under a spell and bound to the tree, all you can do is watch the show as I devour the jewel *eats jewel*
Inuyasha: NO, IT'S MINE!Me: Was the jewel inside you? NO! WHERE DO YOU GET OFF SAYING ITS YOURS?
Centipede demon:*arms grow back*
Me: Ew, you don't see that everyday.
Centipede demon:*tranforms*
Me: This keeps getting weirder...
Centipede demon: SUCH POWER...SUCH JOY!
Me: ...and weirder...what a freak.
Centipede demon:: *binds me tighter*
ME: OW, OW!!!THIS HURTS!! MAKE IT STOP!!!
Inuyasha: Will you shut up? GOD!
Me: You shut up!
Inuyasha: You!
Me: You!
Inuyasha: You!
Me: You!
Inuyasha:...
Me: Hey, he shut up...
Inuyasha: ..this arrow--
Me: Peace short lived. *sigh*
Inuyasha: GRRR!! This ARROW in me...can you pull it out?
Me: I was going to do that, it looks painful, is that why your in such a bad mood?
Inuyasha: Can you pull it out already?
Me: Yeah, stop being such a jerk! *reaches to pull out arrow*
Keade: NO!!! That arrow contains the spell!! YOU MUST NOT SET HIM FREE!
Inuyasha: And you want to be this demons main antre instead? Once she's digested the jewel that's it, no more life begins at 50 parties, no more planning for our funeral, old wench, we're toast! Well, girl, do you want to die?
Me: NO!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!! Or not have any life begins at 50 parties!! *pulls out arrow*
Arrow: *disapears*
Me: *examines hand* Where did it go?
Inuyasha: HA, HA, HA, HA!!!
Me: I'm scared, maybe I SHOULDN'T have pulled the arrow out
Inuytasha: *explodes from bindings and centipede*
me: *falls* OW!! Can you BE more careful!
Inuyasha: *lands*
Me: His pants are poofy.
Inuyasha: *claws demon to shreds*
Me: EW! Demon pieces! That's was kinda cool though, but so gross...
Demon pieces: *move*
Me: EWWWW!!! AAAAAAH!!!
Kaede: Can you see a place where the flesh glows?
Me: Oh my god, I don't even want to know WHY the heck flesh is GLOWING. *looks anyway*
I see it! *picks up jewel* So this makes demons more powerful...?
Inuyasha: Exactly, which means its useless in a mortal's hands, so be a good little girl and hand it over...unless you'd rather feel the caress of my claws.
Me: EWW!! FREAK!!!
Inuaysha: ?
Me: YOU'RE NOT CARESSING ANYTHING---well at least--NOT ME ANYWAY!! WHAT A PERV!!
Inuyasha: I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY!! GIVE ME THE JEWEL OR DIE, WITCH!
Me: Oh, so you're gonna rape me then KILL ME!!! WHAT A PSYCHO!!!
Inuyasha: NO I'M JUST GONNA KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE JEWEL!! GIVE ME THE JEWEL OR DIE!!
Me: ...then what was the "carress" thing all about?
Inuyasha: Look, I've killed a lot of people, I have to think of better ways to say stuff, more ways to strike fear into people's hearts.
Me: Caress definitely struck fear, THAT'S for sure.
Inuyasha: JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN JEWEL!
Kaede: No, you must not let him have it.
Me: *is very afraid but determined* W-w-wait...you're not gonna kill me..you have the c-c-cute doggy ears...
Inuyasha: Grrrrrrr...do you think I'll hesitate to kill you...not when...YOU STINK OF THE GIRL WHO KILLED ME!!! *attacks me*Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *narrowly dodges*
Inuyasha: Next time I'll cut you in half!
Me: YOU PSYCHO! YOU'RE NOT DEAD HOW COULD I HAVE KILLED YOU!!
Kaede: *takes out prayer bead neckless*
Inuyasha: NOW DIE! *attacks*
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! STOP!!! *falls over*
Inuyasha: THIS IS IT!!
Kaede: *throws neckless*
Neckless: *lands on Inuyahsa's neck*
Kaede: ERICA!! Utter a subdueing word!
Me: A SUBDUEING WORD!!!!
Inuyahsa: *falls to the ground*
Kaede: *sweat drop*