InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha: My Style ❯ Fate of the Jewel ( Chapter 2 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Hi, 'tis me I'm FINALLY updating Inuyasha: My Style. I'm so sorry, I just got extremely pre-occuped with my deviant art account (under the same name as this one), school (before summer started, not much of an excuse as its almost over), and my other stories. I actually have a pic of the same name as this story as an illustration on that account--but whatever. Anyway, I'll try to make this really good because you've been waiting so long. A few other of my stories have been sitting around untouched a while too (ex: Random Insanity, Snowy Love, Noata Moon Walker Through Space and TIme) some of those have either been getting many views or my best friend has been nagging me to update them, so I better nuckle down. Anyway, here it goes:


Yura: La la la! Look at my skany outfit my pretty skulls! It's brand new! JUst brought the hem up a little... *discards big pieces of fabric* *pulls out come and comes hair from skull* Hee hee hee hee!!!

Meanwhile:

Aaron: Erica!! What are you doing in a well, stupid!!?
Me: Aaaaah!! I'm back home? Ow my head...what the heck happened, anyway? ...oh, time for a flashback isn't it?

Flashback commences:

Inuyasha: What the hell is this damn necklace?!
Me: Ooh...shiny!
Kaede: Prayer beads. They'll keep ye in line.
Inuyasha: DIE!!
Kaede: Do I even have to tell ye?
Me: Nope. Subdueing word!
Inuyasha: *falls to ground*
Me: *tired* Can't we make it a little shorter like "subdue!" or even "word"?
Kaede: Most likely.
Inuyasha: Yah right, I'll pull it off, dumb asses!
Kaede: Knock ye self out.
Me: I'll do it. Subdueing word!
Inuyasha: *falls to ground*
Me: Does that hurt?
Inuyasha: Damn right it does.
Kaede: Ye can't pull off thee necklace, child, don't even try. Nay, it won't work.
Me: Why do you talk weird?
Kaede: *vain pops*

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Inuyasha: Glad that stupid bitch is dead. Kikyo...what a lame ass...
Kaede: Isn't a bitch a female dog?
Inuyasha: *vain pop*
Me: I don't get what your problem is, I mean, what did I ever do to you?
Inuyasha: Feh.
Me: What does that MEAN?
Inuyasha: *GLARE*
Me: *STARE*
Inuyasha: What the hell are you doing?
Me: Staring contest right?
Inuyasha: *blink*
Me: I WIN! OH YEAH!! --OW!!
Kaede: Let me tend to ye wounds... *puts on bandage*
Me: Ow...so why does he hate me *whisper,whisper to Kaede*
Inuyasha: *ear twitch OHSOCUTE!!*
Me: *gasp* Sparkle...OH MY GOD!
Inuyasha: *ear twitch* What?
Me: *gasp* *jumps to feet*
Kaede: Nay, child, sit!
Me: *lands back on butt, reverts to normals self*
Inuyasha: What IS it?
Me: Never mind. Thinks: He might be a jerk but HIS EARS ARE THE CUTEST THING EVER!!
Kaede: I know why he hates ye, but worry not, his opinions matters not.
Me: You kind of talk like Yoda, but not quite.
Kaede: Who is this Yoda person ye speak of? Anyway...he hates ye because ye are the reincarnation of Kikyo.
Me and Inuyasha: WHAT?!!!
Kaede: 'Tis true, ye look like her, have powers like her, the whole enchilada.
Me: You talked normal!! *GASP*
Inuyasha: You call THAT normal?
Me: And he wants my jewel, WHHHYYYY?
Inuyasha: YOUR jewel?!!
Kaede: Indeed, 'tis her jewel. She is the new guardian, just like Kikyo.
Inuyasha:Whatever...
Me: So...WHHHY do you WANT it?
Inuyasha: Meh.
Me: Is they're a difference between "meh" and "feh"?
Inuyasha: Keh.
Me: So why does he want it?
Kaede: He's half demon.
Inuyasha: *SMASH INTO FLOOR*
Me: Well, duh he said that--oh wait, I'm supposed to act surprised huh? *looks at script*
Inuyasha: Well you're actin' like you know me, old woman, but who the hell are you?
Kaede: Kikyo's sister, obviously, why does everyone always forget the little sister?
Me: Little?
Kaede: *GLARE*
Me: Oops...sorry, I really am!

Later...

Me: Yum I got offerings!
Inuyasha: KEH.
Me: What? Why are you so mean anyway?
Inuaysha: FEH.
Me: You're just jealous cause I got all this food.
Inuyasha: ...
Me: Whatever. *eats*
Inuyasha: *stares hungrily*
Me: You're NOT getting any.
Inuyasha: *growls*
Me: *eats for a while side glances at Inuyasha* *feels guilt* Thinking: Nah! Can't give in! People like him don't deserve it!
Inuyasha: *ear twik*
Me: ......OH FINE!! Come here, I'll give you some...can't eat it all anyway...here *hands him up some food* Come on down...come on...
Inuyasha: WHY?
Me: ...cause...ears...
Inuyasha: ?
Me: Never mind, god, it's not poisoned. See, I'll take the first bite. *bites apple*
Inuyasha: ...
Me: Here, eat it now.
Inuyasha:...not after YOUR vile mouth has been on it.
Me: *chucks apple at his head*
Inuyasha: Ow!
Me: EAT THE STUPID FOOD! *chucks up more food *stomps off*
Inuyasha: *bounds after me* HEY! DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT!
Me: I feel the same way. *stomps turns to him*
Inuyasha and Me: *STARE*
Me: *sigh* *walks up to him*
Inuyasha: What are you--
Me: *yanks on ears* You're not so bad...you're ears aren't anyway... *rubs* So...fuzzy!
Inuyasha: GRRRRRRRRRRRRR........
Me: What?
Inuyasha: *backs away* What are you scheming?
Me:....scheming? Are you going to eat that peach?
Inuyasha: Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......
Me: *sigh* I wonder if I'll ever see home again...don't YOU have a home?
Inuyasha: ...no...
Me: You should visit mine--IF YOUR NICE, that is.
Inuyasha:....
Me: Besides, you HAVE to have a home--I mean, unles you're like a nomad or something...
Inuyasha: MY family's all DEAD.
Me: My dad died a while back...hmm...sometimes I don't like to mention it, but sometimes it make me feel better to talk about it. I have a brother too...he's so annoying.
Inuyasha: Yeah, brothers ARE annoying, that's for sure.
Me: HA! YOU SAID YOUR FAMILY WAS DEAD!
Inuyasha: All except for HIM unforunately..
Me: That's kind of harsh.
Inuyasha: It's a harsh world. You can't trust anyone.
Me: Guess not...but I trust most people, just not myself.
Inuyasha: ...weirdo.
Me: Proud of it.

Next morning:

Me: Hmm...I probably should get back home if I don't want to see more bloody horses and freaky demons and stuff...I'll come back later, though, when I want to rub that guys ears again... *sees bone eater's well* There it is! Mom's probably worried I have to tell her where I am!
Guys: *jump out and grab me*
Me: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMM MM!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! *kick* *punch* *scratch*
Guy 1: OW!! Dammit! What's this bitch's problem!?
Me: MMM MMMMMMM MMM!!! *scratches more*
Guys: *drag me as I kick and scream*

At the Thugs' Pad:

Guys: *pin me to ground*
Me: OW!! WHAT THE HELL?!! LET ME GO!!! I'M NOT AFRAID!!! MY FRIEND INUYASHA--yeah--HE'S THIS LIKE TOUCH DOG DEMON GUY AND HE'LL KICK YOUR GUYS' BUTTS!! AND--um--stuff...
Weird boss: THE JEWEL..
Me: Jewel? What jewel? Who said anything about a jewel *attempts to whistle* *fails dismally* (can't whistle)
Weird boss: JEWEL!! *grabs me and throws me against ground*
Me: OW!
Weird boss: *takes jewel*
Me: Please give it back!! It won't help you any way! It only give power to demons!
Weird boss: *nearly gets me with sword*
Me: *SCREAM*
Weird boss: Hold her!Guys: *try to grab me*
Me: *drop kick* *run*
Guys: Get 'er!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! GET AWAY!! GET-A-WAAAAAAAYYYY!!!
Guys: *dive* *body slam*
Me: Ew, you wreak! *sniff* I need a shower too! P.U!
Weird boss: *slices other guys*
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *horror*
Weird boss: *is about to slice and dice me*
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAJH!!!!!!!! STOP!! TAKE THE STUPID JEWEL!!!
Guy 2: Shut her UP already!
Inuyasha: *jumps in a sword is about to get me, sword breaks*
Me: WAAAHOOO!!! OH MY GOD!! AWESOME!! THAT WAS SO COOL!! I WAS LIKE, "WHOA!! OH MY GOD, SO GONNA DIE"--THEN YOU WERE LIKE, "WHOOOSH!!" MR. HERO!!! WHOOOOO!!
Inuyasha: Can you SHUT UP? Where the hell is the jewel?
Me : Um....I don't know but--THAT WAS SO COOL!!! *tugs ears*
Inuyasha: CUT IT OUT!
Me : You may be a jerk, but you were too cool for words. What do yoU want? Anything you need! I owe you!
Inuyasha: ...HOW ABOUT THE JEWEL?!
Weird boss: Brog!
Inuyasha: Ew! What a scent! You smell like you're half dead!
Me: WHAT?! What...was that an insult! Good one! Yeah you're so gross big, ugly, harry, half dead guy!!
Inuyasha: *sweat drop*
Me: Well, fine: his perception of spacial distances is extremely pathetic, that can either be accredited to his sever lack of IQ or perhaps alchohol consumption. If you can't insult them! Confuse them!! *smile*
Everyone: *blank stare*
Me: *spins around* Oh I LOVE it when I'm the smartest one in the room!
Inuyasha: Do you EVER shut up.
Me: No.
Inuyasha: ARRGH! Anyway! Crow demon! I know you IN THERE! *slash*
Crow demon: *sticks out of hole in guy's chest*
Me: OH...MY...*BARFS* Ew...ew...ew...ew..ew..ew. *barfs*
Inuyasha: Ugh, don't get your vomit on me, wench!
Me: *throws up purposely on him*
Inuyasha: UGH! Too weak to fight your own battles, DEMON? *attacks*
Me: He doesn't think much before he rabidly charges does he?
Crow demon: *comes out of body with jewel*
Inuyasha: Where the jew--AW!!!
Me: Sorry...
Inuyasha: Idiot.
Me: Rrrrrr!! You're the idiot!!
Inuyasha : No you're the--*sees bow and arrow* take this!
Me: Huh? Why--
Inuyasha: *throws me onto his back*
Me: Huh...um *blushes* You're such a...FREAK...WEIRD!!!
Inuyasha: WHAT'S YOU'RE PROBLEM? You're just riding on my back.
Me: Oh..you mean like a... *beams* PIGGY BACK RIDE? Why didn't you do this before when I said I was tired! Wee! *grabs ears*
Inuyasha: Concentrate. The jewel.
Me: Oh my god! Right! What will happen if it keeps the jewel?
Inuyasha: It will devour people.
Me: *HORROR* *eyes water up* And it's all my...my...fault...
Inuyasha: Huh? NO! Don't...don't...CRY...
Me: Huh? Are you...COMFORTING ME!! *HUGGLE*
Inuyasha: WHOA!! You taking me off course idiot!Me: MEANIE!! SO INSENSITIVE! *hits over head* *gasps and points* There's the jewel! We have to get it or its all my fault!
Crow demon: *Swallows jewel*
Me and Inuyasha: NOOOO! MY JEWEL!! *GLARE* Your jewel?! Since when?!
Inuyasha: Whatever, use that bow and arrow to shoot it.
Me: *wide eyed* What how do I-- *fumbles with bow and arrow*
Inuyasha: Shoot the damn thing, girl!
Me: It's Erica!
Inuyasha: Wench!
Me: Erica!
Inuyasha: Idiot!
Me: Erica!
Inuyasha: Whatever, woman, just shoot!
Me: Rrrrrr. *grumbles* It's Erica... *attempts to shoot* *misses badly* WHAT THE HECK MAKES YOU THINK I CAN DO THIS!!!?
Inuyasha: KIKYO WAS A FRICKIN' MASTER OF THE BOW!
Me: WELL I'M NOT FRICKIN' KIKYO!
Inuyasha: OBVIOUSLY!!
Me: DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO OUT YELL ME MISTER, NO ONE ON THE FACE OF THIS STINKING PLANET FUEDAL ERA OR PRESENT TIME AMERICA CAN DO THAT SO DON'T PRESSURE ME I FLIP OUT UNDE RPRESSURE OR SO HELP ME GOD I'LL MAKE A FRIGGIN' POODLE SHOE OUT OF YOU SO SHUT UP AND LET ME SHOOT THE STUPID ARROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha: O_O.......... *fakes smug expression*...then let's see what you got, IDIOT.
Me: *huff* *tries again* *misses worse*
Inuaysha:THAT'S IT!! *dumps me off*
Me: HEY!
Inuyasha: *pointing at me* YOU-ARE NOT-KIKYO!!! *runs off*
Me: GLAD YOU UNDERSTAND THAT IDIOT!!! *sigh* *stands up* But I have to get that jewel back...it's my fault... *runs after him* Inuyasha!!!
Inuyasha: Go away!!Me: IT'S MY STUPID FAULT THAT THE CROW DEMON HAS THE JEWEL FRICKING LET ME BACK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *snivel* It's all my fault...
Inuyasha: *eyes widen* Cry baby... *grumple*
Me: GIVE ME THAT BOW AND ARROW!!
Inuyasha: ?!
Me: NOW!! AND A PIGGYBACK RIDE!
Inuaysha: *falls over*
Me: THIS IS NOT TIME TO DIE, STUPID!
Inuyasha: *Jumps back to feet* I'm not dead!

Crow demon: *grabs kid*
Me: Oh no!
Inuyasha: *attacks demon*
Me: Wait!! Save the kid FIRST!
Inuyasha: Hell no.
Me: SAVE THE STINKING KID YOU FREAK!!! *hits repetively*
Inuyasha: OW, YOU save it!
Me: *gulp* Got it! *Thinking: it's all my fault* *jumps* Don't value my life too much anyway...
Inuyasha : What the hell--are you--stupid girl...
Me: *lands in water*
Inuyasha: She's gonna drown... *slices crow demon staring my way*
Me: *surfaces with kid* Hey, I was on the swin team, give me more credit than that, dog boy!!!! (somehow heard him)
Inuyasha: Grrrrr...
Crow demon: *reform*
Me: *swims with kid to side of the river*
People: WOW!! MAGICAL GIRL PERSON!!
Me: It's called swimming.
Guy: It's called magic!
Me: Yeah, whatever...
People: It's alive! *points at crow demon*
Me: *gasp* No!
Inuyasha: See the jewel?
Me: Yeah, the glowing thingy is under his wing.
Inuyasha : *if not air born would have fallen to ground momentarily* Glowing thingy?
Me: Ew!! It's foot!!! *pulls it off kid* Hmm...wait...it's attracted to the jewel isn't it?
Kid: Duh.
Me: Stop being rude I just saved your scrawny little butt!
Kid: Right! *cowers*
Me: Hmm...*trips off part of shirt using the taleon of foot ties foot to arrow* I feel so cool sacrificing my shirt for the good of the people!
Kid: You're so...weird.
Me: I know! *shoots arrow*
Inuyasha: What, you'll never make it wench.
Me: Course I will, Inuyasha! Wanna bet? What have you got?
Inuyasha:...what have you got?
Me: Five cents.
Inuyasha: Five what?
Me: *pulls out pennies*
People: Ooh...gold!
Me: It's copper.
People: Copper....
Me: Ok then...
*Arrow finally hits*
BAM!
Me *victory dance* OH YEAH!! SAVED THE PEOPLE!! OH YEAH! WHOSE THE BOMB? WHO GETS TO KEEP HER FIVE CENTS?! UH-HUH!!!
Inuyasha; What are you..DOING? *stare* Strangely, hypnotic...
Me: Huh? Grrr...what's your problem, we have to get the jewel remember? This is your role: I'm Inuyasha! Jewel, jewel, jewel!! Jewel--jewel-j-jewel, jewel-je-j-jewel-jewel, jewel, jewel, jewel!! And this is my role: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! ...Got it?
Inuyasha: ...right, let's go! *grabs for me to throw on his back, but I'm already there*
Me: *grabs dog ears* WEEEEEEEEE!
Inuyasha: Hey...hello!Me: Oh, right, sorry.

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Me: And then...and then we found a piece of it...it was all shattered...again all my fault...
Grandpa: What was that? *as he lifts me up out of the well*
Me: Nothing...never mind... All my fault? But...I was trying to save everyone...and now...

Mini flashback:

Kaede: Every piece of the jewel could cause just as much destruction as the full jewel in the hands of a demon...

Me: ...dang it...
Aaron: Erica? What's up with you.
Me: *looks back at well* It was a dream thoug...,right? Yeah...it was a dream...

ANOTHER FLASHBACK (MWA-HA-HA-HA):

Kaede: You must work together to recover the jewel...
Me: Work with him?! Ha! Yah right!
Inuyasha: What was that, wench?
Me: I'm not answering you...*hanging clothes to dry*
Inuyasha: *turns and sees me in preiestess clothes* Kikyo?
Me: I thought I WASN'T Kikyo, make up your screw ball mind!
Inuyasha: ...grrrr...take off your clothes
Me: WHAT?!!!!!...I said I liked piggy back rides but that doesn't mean anything you know!!!!!! JERK! *smash*
Inuyasha: Ow...I meant...GET BACK IN YOUR OWN STUPID CLOTHES!!
Me: Sure...WHATever. You know you like me. I can always tell when boys like me.
Inuyasha: Wh-wh-wh-wh--FEH!!! WHY THE HECK WOULD I LIKE YOU!!? YOU MAKE ME WANT TO PUKE!! YOU ONLY REMIND ME OF THAT DAMN BITCH KIKYO!
Me: Then stop drooling and I'll believe you. *pat pat on his head*
Inuyasha: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....GO BACK HOME I DON'T NEED YOU STUPID!! THAT JEWEL SHARD SHOULD BE MINE!
Me: You know what, I WILL go home, kay? Just for you. NOT! I HAVE to make up for my mistake, it's ALL my fault!
Inuyasha: I'LL get the jewel, kay, bitch, I'LL GET THE FUCKING JEWEL! I don't NEED you!
Me: You know what, fine, we'll see how you do on your own. YOU'LL COME CRAWLING BACK FOR ME WITHIN A DAY!! ADMIT IT!! YOU LIKE ME!!!
Inuyasha: SHUT UP WHY WOULD I LIKE YOU!!!
Me: I'm outta of here!! *begins to walk* He'll stop me before I even leave.
Inuyasha: Wair!
Me: HA, knew it!
Inuyahsa: Give me the jewel first.
Me :RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.... ADMIT IT!!! YOU-LIKE-ME!!!
Inuyasha: I TOLD YOU I DON'T LIKE YOU, FRICKING BITCH, GIVE ME THE DAMN JEWEL!! WHY IN HELL WOULD I LIKE YOU?!!!!!!!!!!
Me: STOP FRICKING YELLING AT ME!! I'M LEAVING WHY CAN'T YOU GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL YOU STUPID, STUPID HALF STUPID DEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *stomps off* He DOES need me, I can sense the cruddy jewel!!! He'll be begging me to come back soon, stupid punk!! He sucks with names too! Even though I can't remember names well at least his stuck with me--he won't even SAY mine!

Later...

Me: The well...guess I'll finally be leaving the dump...wait...what are these wire thingys...
Yura: La, I see you fallen into my trap, pretty little butterfly...
Me: And you're the ugly spider, right?
Yura: You call THIS, ugly *motions at body*
Me: Ew, MUST you be practically naked.
Yura: I just HEMMED it, jesus christ!
Me: Can you leave me alone I'm in a bad mood, stupid Inuyasha with his stupid--
Yura: *uses hair to steal jewel from me*
Me: Hey!! DON'T MAKE MORE STUFF MY FAULT!! GIVE IT BACK!!
Yura: TA-TA!!! *hurls sword at me using hair*
Me: *falls into well* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yura: Huh? *jumps to well and stand on it, spreading her legs and bending over, mooning whoever's behind her* Who WAS that girl?
Me: IT'S ERICAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa......... *fades as I fall*

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Me: It doesn't matter though, because...it was all a dream right?
Aaron: What the heck are you wearing?
Me: I'm wearing...wait it wasn't a dream it was... AARON!! I KNOW YOU DID THIS!! WHY DID YOU DO THIS!! WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL?!! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU WHATEVER IT WAS I'M SO SORRY!!! *sob on Aaron*
Aaron: What the...what happened?
Grandpa: Erica? Are you alright.
Erica: THAT--THAT--THAT WASN'T FUNNY WHY--WHY?!!!!!
Aaron and Grandpa: ???

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tO bE COnTiNUeD!!!!!!