InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Livin' it Up:A Summer's Dream ❯ Fighter ( Chapter 17 )

To also tell you I had to start my French movie that was due on May 30 that I have been really procrastinating about and my weekends will be full so sorry for that. But hey here is the next chapter hope you like it and all I have to ask is to please review it. This is kinda dedicated to Christina Agulairas song Fighter which I like. And special thanks to Laney who gave me a kick ass theme in this chapter. One word:Angust!

Oh and thanks a lot to Whoobonhooaglo, but a lot to Zayanna!!! She was here! She helped with all the mayhem!BUWHAHA!



Speaking of kick ass I BEG YOU GUYS! Go and check out my friend Tori's fic it's called Yugi's party and her user name is Lit-KICKSass. So yeah after you read this, read that and review both! Especially her cause she only has one review, and that's her OWN review. Kinda sad...but hell do her a favor!

Tori-Hey! Just make me sound soo pathetic!

Valea-Yep

Tori-Sex maggot!!

Valea-erm...

Tori-Hahahaha!

Valea-Go masturbate or something bye!!!*runs!*

Disclaimer-I don't own InuYasha, Kagome, Sesshie, Rin, Sango, Miroku, Menomaru, Hari, Ruri, or Herione Bob, cause Punk whatcha-ma-call-it does. Nor do I own any of these songs. But I do own Calie, Josefu, myself and most importantly...THE WALRUSES!!!!!!!

random walrus #1- Arh?

Me-Don't worry about it

random walrus #1- Arh Arh *nods and flys off*

Chapter 17: Fighter

It had been two days since days since the carnival and it was pretty uneventful. Everyone was too deep in their thoughts to speak to eachother. They were all waiting for Menomaru, the skinny bastard, to send someone and tell them when and where because as always, InuYasha wanted some action.

'Maybe I should tell them about my dream...' Kagome tilted her head and sighed and pulled the beads out of her pocket.

"What you got there Kagome?" Sango asked and looked over at Kagome with the beads in her hands.

"Well,...the other day at the carnival on way back, I had a dream...it was really weird, we were all back home at the prom and I went outside and it turned into the ocean..and I was wearing black and white and then Keade..." she took a glance at InuYasha who looked at her questionably.

"...And she told me that some things were going to happen...and we needed to stay together, and she gave me these beads." Kagome held them up and everyone looked at them, just seeing ordinary beads, all except InuYasha, who looked scared.

'Gods no....they can't be...' InuYasha started to slowly back over to the door starting to get paler by the minute. "Hey what's wrong with you?"-Miroku

InuYasha didn't answer, he knew what Keade did late at night, and he knew what those beads were, because of when he was younger...

***InuYasha flashback***

"I WILL NOT!!" a young, 11 year old InuYasha screamed at Keade. He was just about her height now, it was the night of the full moon and he was in his hanyou form. He got a little red tint in his eyes, but nothing serious since he was so young.

"Listen boy! You WILL clean that room of yours! I don't care if you are a little bit of demon tonight! You go and clean that room now or else you wish you would have!!!" Keade yelled right back at him.

Bitch!! I will not!" he scrunched his face up and looked away from her.

"Fine InuYasha, you give me no choice" she sighed and pulled out some beads.

"What the fuck are those?"

"These here beads would be what you would call a rosary." She smirked at him and put them over his head.

"Heh! These beads look too God damn girlie!!" he growled and tried to take them off but only found that he couldn't. Whenever he did there would be a forceful blue glow around the beads so he couldn't get them off of his head.

"KEADE! TAKE THESE OFF!" he started to advance on her when she simply said the word 'sit'.

*BAMP*

Keade cursed under breath remembering they were indoors and with InuYasha's thick skull there would be an indent in the floor now. He whimpered in pain trying to get up, but got avail. Keade just giggled at the foolish boy waiting for the spell to wear off. Soon after he got up with a big bruise on his head.

"Now...are you going to clean your room and do what I ask?" she said sweetly as if she never caused the boy to slam into the hard wood floor.

"Yes, Keade-sama..." he bowed and went off to his room and cleaned it without complaint and went to sleep. While he was sleeping Keade came in and took off the beads and put them in her pocket whispering to herself

"These should come in handy again one day..."

**Flashback end***

He cringed at the thought and hardly saw that his friends had crowed around him. "GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!" he started to panic and ran outside barefoot into the afternoon.

"Wait! Inu Yasha! Come back!" Kagome came out barefoot too wearing a black tanktop that said AFI on it and some Jean peddle-pushers.

"Stay the fuck away from me!" he yelled at her over his shoulder and they kept on running around the motel, not noticing the two random walruses wearing dark sunglasses.

"What's his deal?" she breathed and caught up to him and grabbed his arm. "What is wrong with you!" she panted trying to catch her breath, but he didn't answer her.

"Here I have a present for you, I want to give you these." And with that he took off running again. He remembered that night when Keade put those beads on him.

Truth was he wasn't asleep when she came in and took them off, he remembered what she said. That they would come in handy one day. Well, hell, right now, today wasn't that day.

"Hell noo!" but it was too late, Kagome had jumped on InuYasha's back and accidentally kicked him...you know where...

He fell to his knees his eyes starting to water and once again he grabbed his..*censored* and tried not to cry.

"Oh my gosh!! InuYasha I'm so sorry!" she got off of him and kneeled down next to him and slipped the beads on without thinking about what they could really do.

"Wench...leave me alone.." He said, his voice hoarse. "What! I am not a wench!!" she stood up defensively.

By then he had sucked it up a stood up towering over her. "Yes, you are! And You're a bitch too!!"

"Am not!"

"Are too!

"Am not!"

"Are too!" and he pushed her a little into the wall. Her lip started to quiver as tears began to roll down her cheeks.

"Damn you..." she whispered and ran away.

"Wait!" he started to run after her, but of course she didn't want anything to do with him at the moment. She thought back to the words Keade said to her and the word automactailly rolled her off her tongue.

"SIT!"

*CRASH*

He hit the concrete with a loud thud and growled. 'Here we go again with the God forsaken beads!' he mumbled and tried to get up. He managed to get up a little, him getting huge swirly eyes.

"Shit..." he groaned and passed out on the ground.

***

"Argh...I can't believe him, fucking jerk..." Kagome muttered making her way to the motel room. On the way she stopped to get a soda from the machine only to be tapped on the shoulder when she was putting her money in.

"Look bastard I don't want to talk to you!" She turned around and dropped her soda.

"Menomaru?" she gasped and and started to back away from him.

"Hey girlie...I saw your fight with that guy of yours...I bet I can make it all better." He advanced on her grinning with a big walrus behind him.

random walrus #2-"Arhh"

"Leave me the hell alone!" she slipped past him and started quickly walking to the room.

"Not so fast!" He grabbed her and kissed her forcefully darting his tongue into her mouth. She bit down on his tongue and ran for dear life.

The random walrus just giggled his little head off.

"Hey!! Come back here! Good thing I got my library card cause I'm checkin' you out girl!" he licked his lips and ran after loving the feel for a chase.

"AIIEEEEEE!!!" Kagome turned a corner and ran into their room and slammed the door behind her. Quickly, she began staking up chairs, bags whatever the hell she could!

"What the fuck are you doing woman?" InuYasha said dryly and glanced over at her.

"SHUT THE FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! HE'S TRYING TO RAPE ME!!GAHHHH!!!!" and back she went to covering the door while everyone looked at her like she lost her mind again. Yes, AGAIN.

Miroku looked at Sesshou-maru. Sesshou-maru looked right on back and nodded. 1....2.....3...."NOW!" AND THEY BOTH POUNCED HER.

"Hey get off of me!!!!!" she squirmed around trying to get outta their grip. You think from their size she woulda given up. Fat chance....

"WILL YOU GUYS STOP?!! MENOMARU WAS OUT THERE AND CHASING ME! GOD DAMNIT!!!!" they suddenly stopped. Big ass awkward silence and then Kagome bit them.

"HEY! Man...we need to make you chew on some rocks later...damn sharp teeth..." Miroku crawled over to a little corner and glared at Kagome.

"Well, wench...if he's chasing you and trying to hunt your ass down, then how come there is no clawing at the damn door?" InuYasha grumbled and looked at them not really caring about the matter at hand.

Slowly they all started to take down the crap Kagome put up against the door. Then they opened the door and saw no one.........but an evil walrus in one of those WIB punkafied suits was there. ((WIB=Walruses In black)) "Arhhhh" The evil walrus mumbled with a handy dandy notebook in his mouth!

"Why is an evil walrus at our door with a handy dandy notebook?" everyone thought.

"B-but ANYWAY!..Menomaru WAS JUST HERE!!" Kagome jumped up and down screaming out curses at which everyone ignored and yanked the handy dandy notebook from the walruses mouth.

random walrus #2-"Arhh" the walrus growled and turned around and flew away!

*YOu actually thought I'd let you catch me?

Stupid people you really are.

Go to the old warehouse on Walshire.

I'll be waiting....

...For a fight."

"Did that walrus just really fly away?" Miroku asked to no one in particular.

"Anyway...He's bluffing'" InuYasha yawned acting like he was bored STILL getting everyone freaking irrated...which started a little pre-fight of their own.((*laughs like a walrus*))

***

InuYasha lead them in the dark warehouse, all while grumbling about how stupid this was while they all trailed behind him sending him death glares. "InuYasha, why don't shut your ass up so he won't find us baka!" Kagome hissed cutting to the front of the line and shoving him.

"Why don't you shut up?! I can handle this unlike you! Who is just a little weakling!" InuYasha huffed and stopped causing everyone to bump into him and fall on their asses.

*bicker bicker BICKER!*

"Well, I'm so glad that you could join me tonight InuYasha...." A voice came from above them. Some stage lights turned on and shone brightly down on them. They all squinted up trying to get a view of none other than Menomaru!

"Oh hey asshole who has here for no particular reason at all!" InuYasha growled and started to look around the place for a way to get up to where Menomaru was.

"Wow! That was a pretty long word for you now wasn't it hanyou?! Too bad you probably don't know what it means!" Menomaru cackled with laughter.

"Come down and say that to my face bastard!"InuYasha just shook a fist up at the guy.

"Hmm I wouldn't be talking since you hardly got to know your own parents InuYasha!" He responded with glee jumping the 30 foot high up platform down to the ground right in front of InuYasha.

"Oh no he didn't!" Calie said all ghettofied from the corner of the fightscene and snapped her fingers in front of her face. "Serves him right..."Kagome mumbled and glanced at InuYasha half worriedly. Not really half, like a third...something... (Is that a real word? Doesn't matter my story I say what I want!)

(Back to the fight)

"Hmm this is evilishly sucky I was hoping to catch you on the night you were a hanyou! Oh well kicking yo' ass as a human should perfectly fine!" Menomaru smiled brightly and sent a surprise kick at InuYasha's face. He dodged!

"Feh! Stop talking so much crap if you can't back it up bitch!!!" InuYasha grabbed Menomaru picked him up and sent him flying into a big pile of wooden crates.

Crowd-"OOOOOO!"

Miroku-"Oh yeah that's gonna leave a mark on that mother-!"

"Oh shut yo mouth!" Sango all piped up before he could finish his sentence.

"WILL YOU SHUT UP?!" I came on in from nowhere!

'Who the fuck are you?!" they all yelled in unison. "Me?! I'm Valea, the authoress of this fic and damnit, shut your yap so we can get back to the damn fight scene all right!!!!!!" and with that I disappeared within the blink of an eye.

"Heh" Menomaru looked up thoughtfully thinking about how amazingly hot Valea was. "Don't flatter yourself." A soft mysterious voice whispered in the air.

"Arh" InuYasha said as slick as a WALRUS and blinked. "Feh" and InuYasha jumped in the air hecka slow ((if you don't live in California or in Oakland specifically, do know that hecka or hella is an adverb for a lot of or very)) and started to kick Menomaru upside his head *Matrix STYLE! *

"Arh!!!"Menomaru moaned like sex-craved walrus in heat((have you noticed I really like walruses? And how wrong that sentence just sounded??)) and slowly fell back just like Neo did up in da Matrix!

But then as quickly as he fell back he got back up and magically out of nowhere an evil seal with tusks that was in fact a walrus appeared in Menomaru's hand and he went on with slappin InuYasha around with it!

"MUWHAHAHA FEEL MY WRATH!!!" Menomaru grinned like the evilsihly evil mad man that he was and slapped InuYasha once again, REAL hard with that evil walrus that just 'Arh'ed evilly. ((Noo!! My walrus went bad...poo...))

"Oh no! What can we do against this evil force?!AHH!" Rin cried.

"Yeah, I mean, it's a freakin' walrus!" Miroku sweatdropped, while Sesshou-maru just stood against the wall, asleep, with his very cool and slick as a walrus self. ((WALRUSES ARE KICK-ASS!!!!!! YEAH!!!!))

random walrus being used as a weapon-*thinks* Man...I should have listened to mother and became an accountant...

"Dude that's walrus abuse!" Kagome yelled at Menomaru who didn't really give a damn.

random walrus being used as a weapon- "Arh Arh arH ARH!"

translation*well at least someone notices!*

"Muwhahaha! You weak people! So funny I mean gosh, you're letting a walrus defeat you?!" he just started cracking up and went back to whooping on InuYasha with his walrus and a kick every once in a while.

"Well, at least I use my own fucking strength! Not some seal!" InuYasha piped up and finally drop kicked Menomaru, making him drop the walrus.

"Hey! It's a walrus get it right!" Menomaru said wearily and got up.

"Come on InuYasha! You can do it!" Sesshou-maru who had just woken up, cheered.

"Oh yeah now you wake up!" InuYasha turned and then was knocked onto his stomach.

"Tsk tsk tsk...you should never let your guard down InuYasha." Menomaru ran and jumped ontop of InuYasha and pressed the bottom of his shoe to InuYasha's cheer.

"Oww...ew! Dude you have gum on the bottom of your shoes! Or some kinda of liquid object.." He mumbled and stopped talking from the pain he was getting in his jaw.

"Common dude! You can win this!" Miroku shouted, deeply doubting that InuYasha could win this one this time. There wasn't a way to defeat this guy!

'Grrr...this guy HAS to have a weakness...now..WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?!!!!!' InuYasha thougth desperately trying to ignore the dirt getting in his mouth and the blood seeping out of it. 'Hey why isn't Sesshou-maru helping me?!' he frowned and as if right on que Sesshou-maru answered out loud.

"Because this is your fight little brother not mine!"

'Oh yeah that really helps me....wait! No!!! I'VE GOT IT!'

InuYasha pried Menomaru off with the jaws of life to stand up somewhat rigid. "Look! Cut the crap! This is going nowhere so if we're gonna fight now we're fighting my way! Same deal as before, we fight I win you leave us alone! And if you win you can have the good for nothing non-trusting bitch over there!" he motioned over to Kagome who gave him the finger.

"Hmm whatever I'll beat you anyway cause I'm the pimp shit as you already know." Menomaru gave one of those really bad cheesy smiles and licked his lips.

"Yeah...sure anyway! Three rounds of playing the electric guitar, the one who is the best player at these ROCK songs, wins." InuYasha sad quiet proud of himself then looked over and saw Menomaru looked nervous. For about a millisecond.

Menomaru-*grumble grumble*

"And I take that as a yes" InuYasha asked questionably.

Menomaru nodded and glared at InuYasha. Menomaru snapped his fingers and one of his random walruses flew over swiftly balancing a red electric guitar on his back. Menomaru picked it up and slapped the walruses back to send it off on its way.

'Man does InuYasha look bad...'Kagome frowned looking over at him with blood stains down his shirt and then looked over at Menomaru who only had a few bruises which looked like they were healing very quickly.

'What am I thinking?! He's been a jerk! Why should I care?' she growled in frustration and magically her electric blue electric guitar appeared in front of her. ((Yes she has an electric blue guitar! And isn't that cool an electric blue electric guitar? And if your a girl you may have noticed the color electric blue on nail polish, it's a very cool color or yo can think of the new Volkswagen beetles, the blue ones? That's electric blue and I'm babbling again, sorry!))

Kagome slowly walked up to InuYasha and shoved the guitar and quickly turned away and sat back on the crate, not daring to look up at him. "Thanks.." He whispered and turned to the matter at hand.

"Losers first." InuYasha yawned and leaned against a crate. And what do ya know the crate fell over and so did InuYasha!

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Menomaru cracked up and suddenly stopped. And looked InuYasha straight in the eye sending shivers down his spine and played the mid part of Hoobastank's Crawling in the Dark.

"Oh damn...now I won't like that song anymore" Herione Bob snapped the fingers on his left and and looked at it. And he went off and took off all his clothes and started to softly sing When the Saints Go Marching In, which followed by him screaming some random thing like 'Mad toaster Monkey Sex' or 'SQUIRRELS!'

But truthfully, Menomaru sucked at the song. Then came InuYasha who let the metallically rockish notes fill the place by playing The Days of the Phoenix by AFI ((Davey is sooo hot!))

InuYasha was in the Whoot whoot! Menomaru scoffed and came back with Stupid Girl by Cold, but he put no feeling into it, he just played it like he was going note by note from the music.

Crowd-*boo!!!!!*

By the time it was InuYasha's turn and he was sitting back chuckling drinking some tea that he just happened to find.

"Mmmm...oh my turn already?!" he jumped up and bowed at the cheers his friends gave him...all except Kagome ((Awww!))

He pretended not to make it noticeable that it was eating him up but just began to play Do As Infinity's, Shinjitsu no Shi. ((YEAHH!!!! DO AS INFINITY!!!! WHOOOT WHOOOT!!!!NOW THAT'S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!))

"Show off..."Menomaru mumbled and stepped up. And all of a sudden a head of lettuce hit him in the head.

random walrus #69-"ARH aRh!"

translation-"YOU SUCK!"

Yup, even the walruses, his "faithful" employee's were against him but then he grinned, he still had to girls by his side. "Hey! Ruri and Hari, Come here!!!" everyone turned to see the girls jump down from one of the..erm...pillar things...one had long purple hair dressed in well...purple and the other had blue hair pulled into a bun...and she wore well blue!

"Yes, master." They answered in unison.

"I want you to be here, because I will win! And I want you to finish off the walruses for me since they have betrayed me!" he threw a random knife at a walrus and barely just missed him. Poor walrus.

random walrus #14- *sad* "arh"

translation-"meanie..."

"Poor walrus..." Kagome sat down next to the walrus to comfort it and stroke it. InuYasha's jaw dropped as he looked envyily at the walrus who grinned maliciously back. 'Kagome picked a walrus over me...figures' he thought dumbfounded.

And Menomaru....played A. New Beginning by Good Charlotte.

Crowd-"NOOOOOOOOOO"

And it was actaully good!!! That's what they all thought all nervous and looked at InuYasha with big eyes hoping he could come back with a good enough song.

*SILENCE*

'Fuck it man.'

InuYasha played a randomly loud note to get everyone's attention and started to play New Found Glory's Head On Collision!! Yeah that was it Menomaru lost! And everyone started to laugh their asses off. Besides InuYasha and Kagome who decided to have a staring contest.

Which was quickly broken by Menomaru yelling..."NOOOOOOOOOOO!!" while Hari and Ruri looked at him in shame.

"And now I will finish you off with this here pickle!!!" InuYasha held up a pickle which came out of, you guessed it! Thin air!

"HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA! You dumbass you think can get me with a pickle!HAHAHAHAHA!"

1 minute later...

Menomaru was lying on the ground, covered in bruises and a little blood. "But..no! How did he do it...IT WAS GOSH DARN PICKLE I MEAN COMMON! All I ever wanted was a couple of whores, a little love, and big house with five cars!" he sighed, and then he passed out.

"Yeah I'm tight as hell I know" InuYasha went around gloating, well with his gloating self.

"Hey don't I know you!" Herione Bob went up to Ruri and squinted. "Oh yeah, your Josefu's evil girlfriend! By the way where is he!" Herione Bob at this point was seeing double and slapping himself. And by accident slapped Ruri's ass.

"Watch it! Why I outta!!" Ruri lunged at Herione Bob but missed because Herione Bob was pulled out of the way by none other than...

"JOSEFU!" he gasped. " Man good thing your here, you need to keep your woman under control dude!" he grinned. Josefu just looked back at him no emotion showing on his face at all. "Hey are you okay?! You look as bad as me!" Heroine Bob went on laughing but then stopped when Josefu held up a baseball bat.

"Errrr what you gonna do with that? Buddy?"

Josefu looked at him silently. And smacked him in his stomach.

"Hey!!! Oww!! That wasn't very nice you know! Donut you recognize me?!" he asked backing up into a wall.

"Obviously not…" Ruri responded from the crate she was sitting on.

"What are you talking about? Ouf!" and Herione Bob took a blow to the head. But hell there's been so much damage done to his head by now the blow didn't have much of an effect.

"Oh well you know we had to get Josefu on our side, so we took over his mind, but now he's not much use now that Menomaru is eh…" he looked out at the very passed out Menomaru. "…out of order"

"You what?! Bitch come on over here so I can kick your arsehole!!" he started to stumble over to Ruri, but Josefu stepped in front of him and started to beat up on him. But Herione continued not to suffer from any of it, guess it paid off to do all of that heroine…

"That's enough!!!!" Herione Bob roared and grabbed the bat from Josefu and smacked HIM upside the head, and he was out in one blow.

"Yay!! That's my Bu!" Calie squealed oh so very proud.

Evil grumbles were heard by Huri and Ruri.

"Okay hold the phone! Why do we keep seeing all these freaking walruses?!" InuYasha came limping over with his swollen jaw he got from the walruses.

"I can answer that" random walrus # 26 came flying over and landed with a big KeR-PLOP.

"You talk??" Rin moved up to touch the walrus, but it made an angry ARH empazing that he didn't want to be touched.

"Sorry" Rin whispered and went back to hiding behind to Sesshou-maru, you know the one that never moves?

"Anyway… we're the Secret Walrus Organization, we had to put up the act that we were working for this Menomaru guy cause he killed our elder walruses so we had to get payback so we had to make sure you'd win and get revenge for us,"

"But since that wasn't really good enough cause i mean common he KILLED our elder walruses so yeah we're just gonna come and take him now and torturer him and make him marry Ms. Walrus Berthera..she's been pretty lonely lately...he shoulda make her VERY HAPPY!" random walrus #26 laughed and walked off with his buds with one of them trailing behind with Menomaru hanging on by his shirt to his tusks. ((I think that makes sense))

They stood there silently for a while but then way off Ruri broke the silence when she turned to Huri.

"So wanna go to a diner and see if we can find a new guy trying to take over something? Maybe get some green eggs and ham?" Ruri got up and started for the door.

"Sounds good, but this time, I get to date the guy." Huri said oh so matter a factly..

"Yeah whatever let's go." And that was the last they saw of Ruri and Hari.

"That was strange" Kagome got up and started to walk towards the door.

"No shit Sherlock!" InuYasha took his place next to her, to start a fight, even though he just finished one only seconds before.

"Look at you! You cant wait twenty minutes before starting another fight you asshole!!!!!" she stopped and stared at him balling up her fists.

"Look at you Miss high and mighty! We wouldn't have had to come here if you had just kept your face out of site so no one could see your beautiful face…" he mumbled the last part and turned away.

"What'd you say?"

"None your business!"

"Well, I think it's my business cause I think it was about me!"

"Well, it wasn't okay?!!" by this time KAGOME had him cornered into a wall. ((Wonder what SHE' thinking.))

"Yes, it was!"

"Nu uh!" InuYasha went on pouting,

"Yes huh!"

"Nope!"

"Well, fine then..." she backed up grinning.

"SIT!!"

*CRASH* InuYasha went right into the concrete.

"Evil bitch..." he tried to get up but it didn't work of course so he stopped and waited for the curse to wear off.

Kagome just leaned down and grabbed her electric guitar InuYasha dropped and started to walk away.

"Where the hell are you going?!"he barked and got up. But she just answered with another `Sit!'.

Kagome slowly started to walk away beginning to play the guitar humming to eh song and began to sing.

"I've been waiting 4 a good day

I've been holding back long enough

I've been hurting to tell you some things

It's not the falling of the temperature

That's making all our bones run cool

it's the breeze you make

the presence felt when you're around me."

"And it feels like I'm at an all-time low slightly bruised and broken

from our head on collision

I've never seen this side of you

another tragic case of feeling

bruised and broken. From our head on collision. I've never seen this side of you."

Kagome turned around to look at InuYasha starting to get up and look at her understanding now. It wasn't helping either of them fighting all she wanted was for it to stop.

"And I'm still waiting for a good day. SIT!!!" she giggled when he went back down and started up again.

"I think I've held this long enough. I think it's safe to tell you some things. It's not just what you say to people. And it's not the way you look at me. It's the way you present yourself for all your worst critics to see"

And then he joined in her with that lovely sexy voice of his. He slowly walked over to her begin cautious of the 'S' word begin screamed at any minute, but it never came. So they walked out an alley to the car.

"I don't get" Sesshou-maru commented.

"Neither do I" said Rin

"They're all a bunch of hippies I tell you." Miroku said like an old geezer.

"I like fingers" Herione Bob smiled dumbly and fell over.

"Damn am I sick of this." Calie grabbed her guy and went off to the car to get him some Herione and alcohol.

"They aren't either of those you guys, they're just really screwed people, in love" Sango go those swirly eyes but then growled and her magic frying pan appeared.

"DIE HENTAI!" and the chase was on for Miroku...again. When will he learn?....Never that's when.

***

Okay here's the scoop, in about two chapters I'm ending this fic, but don't worry I'll be back with another and I'm working on a one-shotter rated R fic. It's my first one! Eek scray as hell anyways sorry sorry a million times!!!!! I'll work faster! I hope, but if you have ideas that will really help me! PLEASE! REVIEW!

*Valea*