InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Once upon a time...Sugar and Spice ❯ Breakfast ( Chapter 3 )

Once Upon a Time...Sugar and Spice By: Haruka-chan   Chapter 3: A Queer Breakfast   "You hear that?" asked Inu-yasha. "Yeah something tells me that our evil little princess are cooking up something wonderful for us" said Miroku. "They are nothing but children," said Sesshoumaru as he followed the two into the bushes where they stuck their heads in. "Tell me something Sesshoumaru when have you seen breast like that on a child?" asked Miroku. Kagome and Rin's gowns how sheer sticking to their every curve like second skin, while Sango wore nothing at all and was naked in all her glory. "Well what if we dump wax into the mix?" asked Rin. "She is the devil’s child," said Miroku. "Oh yes make all the hair fall out" said Sango laughing. "Hey Kagome what was the surprise you wanted to give us?" asked Rin. "The surprise was that, though my birthday is in two weeks, father has granted me two weeks to go out exploring after our guest have out stayed their month and guess who is coming with me," said Kagome. "That annoying dork that follows you are around what was his name, Bobo?" asked Sango. "No Sango it's Toto" said Rin. "Your both wrong, it's not Toto nor Bobo it's Hojou and its not him its you two" said Kagome sweat dropping.   Rin screamed and threw her arms around Kagome. "You're the best did I ever tell you that?” "I think you mentioned it some time or the other," said Kagome laughing and hugging Rin back. "Awe man I'm getting really turned on by their show of affection" said Miroku with a small blood trail as he watched the way Kagome's breast brushed with Rin's. "Your sick" said Inu-yasha. Sesshoumaru watched as Rin jumped into the water, she was under there for a while before she came out and threw her head up the moon making the droplets shine, and give her an angelic look. "God those three are beautiful," said Miroku. "Their leader is even more tasty looking," said Inu-yasha with a small smile, as Kagome's breast came to his view. ‘I bet their better then her sister’s’ Kagome looked up at the sky and sighed, "I hope this will be as easy as we planned it." "Like I said Kagome you leave it up to us and well have them running" said Sango. "Yeah they don't stand a chance, and then off to our adventure" said Rin standing up with her fist in the air.   Sango stood and squeezed the water out of her hair, Miroku watched with a dreamy look as she shook her head, her breast jiggling a little, as the nipples stood out like pebbles from the cool breeze, the water running down the dip of her hips. "Sango pull down the zipper of my gown," said Rin standing up also. Sango nodded and did so. “Here.” Miroku was already erected but now it was Sesshoumaru's turn to lose his entire dignity and watch Rin strip to nothing. Through the wet gown he could see her breast full and round, tanned the same shade as her face and arms. The nipples were only slightly darker than the surrounding skin, with tips that peaked naturally like small, ripe berries. Her waist was trim, her hips taut beneath the formfitting sheer gown. Rin looked towards the bush and screamed. "What is it?" asked Kagome. "Those perverted bastards!" yelled Rin. Sango looked and saw the disappearing silver hair and a dark robe. "Oh my god! They saw me standing here completely naked!!" "Ladies this is war, not only are they going to pay for that but also for ever setting foot in this palace" said Kagome. "You better believe it, now it's personal!" said Rin. "Personal no, this is a life or death mission" said Sango with fire burning in the back ground as they stood, with the characters reading KILL and DEATH.   "I think that just bought us our death ticket," said Miroku. "Well it was your idea to check it out," said Inu-yasha. "I don't remember anyone saying that, we all just went," said Miroku. Sesshoumaru closed his eyes and just saw her form circling around his head. ‘I need to kill something.’ "I knew this was a bad idea," said Inu-yasha. "Surprisingly I agree with you" said Sesshoumaru. They headed to bed, and prayed that when they woke they had their manhood and hair. While they slept in terror Kagome, Rin, and Sango planned their attack. This was an all out war and they were determined to win.   Breakfast...   Inu-yasha, Sesshoumaru, and Miroku were thanking their lucky stars that they had the one thing to produce heirs someday. Inu-yasha snorted arms crossed over his chest, "I knew they wouldn't do anything." Sesshoumaru went back to his cold and bored eyes while Miroku ran around promising the gods that we wouldn't look at another woman again for the rest of his life for sparing his head. [AN: personal joke] They headed down to the breakfast hall to see that all the princesses were present, but the queen and King were not. "Where are the King and her highness?" asked Miroku. "Oh mother and Father ate and left early to an meeting that will have them gone for a couple of days I hope you won't mind the inconvenience" said Kikyou with a smile directed towards Inu-yasha. His eyes how ever were on the gray blue-eyed beauty sitting across from him eating her breakfast quietly. Miroku smiled at Sango who looked as if she was dead but moving, almost as if she was Kikyou. "I am done, I will meet you all later I suppose" said Kikyou looking towards Rin and Sango. "Kikyou don't worry yourself over how to avoid us, the feeling is completely mutual when it comes to kicking you into the mix of bad soup" said Rin. Sango and Kagome chuckled behind their glass while the Princes looked amused. Kikyou 'humped' and walked away.   Miroku cleared his throat and looked at the three sitting across from him. "We are most sorry about last night" started Sesshoumaru. "Yes it was clear that you stumbled upon us accidentally just as your hand does no Lord Miroku?" asked Sango. Kagome glared at Inu-yasha quietly said "You know just because you are guest does not give you right to intrude on one's privacy." "We never meant to intrude we just heard quite beautiful laughter and wanted to know where it came from," said Miroku with a small smile. "I am afraid those charming words won't get you out of this web you have entangled yourselves into" said Rin. "What was the freaking big deal anyway?" asked Inu-yasha. "What you mean?! You saw us naked something that is only seen when one is married! And not only that you did it in a crude way!" yelled Kagome. Inu-yasha jumped up, "Crude? And you three trying to make us look like fools isn't?" "We are simply bring out what's already there" said Rin. "I should say you are simply bringing out what's already there" said Sesshoumaru. Rin glared, "What ever can you mean my lord?" "You three are not the innocent little princesses that everyone speaks of, you show that you are all grown and mature while you make fools of yourselves" stated Sesshoumaru. Sango clapped with a smirk, "Beautifully said, and though are you not the one feeling quite lucky that your head is still there with you and safe?"  Sesshoumaru sent her a cold glare.   "My Lady, sir Hojou is here to see you" said the elder servant. Kagome sighed. ‘damn that idiot is here already?’ "Oh wow here so early?" asked Rin. The young man walked in and smiled, he bowed before the table, "Lady Kagome so nice to see your face in the morning." Inu-yasha fell over while Kagome and the others sweat dropped. "Wow he doesn't get laid much does he?" asked Rin. "Nope, not once" said Sango. He smiled with sparkling eyes. "My god he has pretty eyes" said Rin. "Yes unfortunately I fail to see the more masculine side of him" said Sango looking confused. "I should say your masculine enough for a man and yourself" said Miroku. "Do you really want to start on that again?" asked Sango. "I would gladly" said Miroku. "You insufferable jerk!" yelled Sango as she walked out of the dinning hall. "Beautiful job Lord Miroku, I do understand now why women tend not to throw themselves at your feet, for you're a great charmer" said Rin. "Just as you my Lady" said Sesshoumaru. "May I ask what it going on my Lady" asked Hojou. "Listen sir Toto please keep yourself out of other's business" said Rin. "Why in the hell are you yelling at him for the poor guy didn't do anything" said Inu-yasha. "SHUT UP!" yelled Kagome. The room calmed down and everyone's attention was on Kagome, "I'm sorry sir Hojou why are you here?" "Well Lady Kagome you and I were to go on a picnic" said Hojou twisting his fingers together. "My god what a queer person" said Rin under her breathe.   "A picnic what a wonderful idea!" exclaimed Kikyou coming out of know where not that anyone present really cared. "Lady Kikyou how wonderful to see you again" said Hojou. Kikyou smiled and waved him off, "Yes, yes. I say we all go I'm sure mother and father will be quite happy to know we kept our guest entertained." "Since when do you care dear sister what mother and father will be happy with?" asked Kagome. "I should warn you to watch what you say dear sister, something might just slip out" said Kikyou. "And you darling cousin should watch what you eat, you might lose something other then your innocence" said Rin. "Now you listen here you little brat I will teach you a lesson that you'll never forget!" said Kikyou. "Nothing is ever happy here is it?" asked Miroku. "A picnic is a wonderful idea" said Rin with a smirk. Kikyou glared. ‘the bitch, how I would like to see her in a bed with a man.’ "very well we shall go" said Kagome. "Yes let us see what we can come up with" said Rin. "Natsumi prepare a lunch for 10" said Kagome. "Why 10?" asked Miroku. "I like to eat after walking" said Sango. "Yes the picnic is quite tiring and more food means more energy" said Kagome. "Let us change for the picnic" said Rin walking towards the stairs. They all walked towards their room to get ready for the picnic leaving poor Hojou to stand in the dinning hall by himself.