InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Perfect ❯ Bathroom Horror ( Chapter 4 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Perfect

Riley: Wow, I've never had so many reviews so quickly!
Inuyasha: Yeah, people actually like your stories.
Riley: This like totally inspires me!
Inuyasha: WHAT?!
Kagome: Did she say the I-word again?!
Inuyasha: She's going to write more! Quickly, break the "Incase Riley is Inspired Glass Case"!
*Sound of glass breaking*
*Inuyasha holds up roll of glowing duct tape*
Riley: Uh...Inuyasha, what are you going to do with that?!
Sesshomaru: Get her before she runs!
Riley: *running* Read and Review if you like the story pllllleeeaassaAAAHHH!

Chapter Four: Bathroom Horror

A few knocks were heard at the door of Sango and Sesshomaru. The two were still sleeping. The knocks dissapeared and a shuffling sound was heard and a few footsteps afterwards. Sangos eyes blinked slowly open and a loud yawn was heard. Sesshomaru snoozed away. A smile came to her face. She sat up and stretched only to notice that her shirt was gone, and only her bra was left.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!"

Sesshomaru shot up like cold water was thrown over him and next door Kagome shot up and Inuyasha, whom Kagome had kicked off the bed in the middle of the night, woke up quickly only to scratch his head as of to why he was on the floor with pants on.

"Where's my shirt?!"came Sango's shreik as she instinctively covered herself.

"And I thought Miroku was a letch,"Inuyasha mumbled nextdoor. "Hey, how did I get down here?"

"Ohhhh, you see that's a funny story,"Kagome smiled innocently. "In the middle of the night I woke up and was parched. So I got a glass of water and noticed that no matter what I did, you wouldn't wake, you'd just snore me out, so I kicked you onto the floor. Oh, and I put pants on you."

"Yeah, that I noticed. I guess that you couldn't resist my charm,"Inuyasha spoke cockilly.

"Charm?!"Kagome asked in a sarchastic shock. "Trust me, I didn't look, and even if I did, I'm sure I wouldn't be so shocked as to of what is down there."

"Feh. Don't kid yourself. Hey-did you say that I snore?!"Inuyasha asked.

"Well you do!"Kagome defended.

A loud smack sound was heard.

"I was CURIOUS!"Sesshomaru defended.

"Curious my ass! You're a peeping tom!"Sango said placing her shirt back on.

A knock was heard at Kagome and Inuyasha's door. Kagome popped up out of bed and answered it. It was principle Kaede.

"Hirugashi-Youkai residence,"Kaede spoke.

"Yup,"Kagome chirped. "Oooh. Is that box for us?"

"Well you wouldn't want to go to that carnival in school uniform would you?"Kaede asked with a slight smile on her face.

"Hey who's that?"came Inuyasha's voice. "Wow is that a woman? Or a troll?"

Kaede had a vein that popped out of her head.

"Miss Hirugashi, I presume that this is Inuyasha Youkai,"Kaede asked. Kagome was flushed from embarassment as she nodded.

Inuyasha poked Kaede all over. "She's a big woman isn't she? Is there like squishy air in there? Kagome, why aren't you this big? Or maybe this is a man. That would explain the hair on the upper lip-OUCH!"

Kaede pounded Inuyasha into the floor.

"SIT! SIT!"Kagome screamed out. "Principal Kaede, I am so so sorry. Inuyasha didn't get a lot of sleep last night."

The vein didn't dissapear from Kaede's forehead.

"Principal?"Inuyasha asked.

"Ungrateful little heithen,"Kaede mumbled walking away with a cart full of boxes.

"INUYASHA!"Kagome shouted. "That was the Principal!"

"So I JUST FOUND OUT!"Inuyasha shouted back.

"What's here?"Kagome asked. She opened it up and saw a cute jean skirt with a white tanktop. She also found some jeans, capris, more skirts, and more shirts. Inuyasha found himself a pair of khaki cargos and a dark blue shirt. More jeans, shirts, sweaters and even overshirts lay in the large box.

"Cute!"Kagome squealed popping into the bathroom. She slowly popped back out and turned to Inuyasha. Her eyes looked like they saw the devil.

"T-th-the bathroom!? Wha-what happened?"Kagome asked.

"Well last night I took a shower, brushed my teeth, my hair and yeah, that's about it,"Inuyasha said. "Why?"

"There's toothpaste everwhere, the mirror is dirty there's no more shampoo, the bottle is empty and on the ground, the soap is in the toilet and I'm afraid to even take one step on that floor!"Kagome shrieked.

"Inuyasha!"Kagome shouted. "What did you do in there? Kill somebody?!"

"NO!"

"Well it cetainly looks like it!"Kagome shouted.
Inuyasha walked in the bathroom. It was dingy in there, the sink was covered in toothpaste and mouthwash, everything was opened and who know's what, was hanging from the ceiling. The toilet seat was UP, Kagome didn't know why that was bothering her but it did, and Inuyasha shrugged.

"Nothings wrong here,"Inuyasha insisted. Kagome fainted.

"What?!"Inuyasha asked in suprise as she fell into his arms. "God dammit woman!" He attempted to drag her to the bed.

"What the hell has she been eating?"Inuyasha grumbled.

Next door...

Sesshomaru sat on the couch watching Sango model off her outfit for the day. She wore khaki capri pants that tied just under her knee with a black baby teeshirt, black heeled mary janes, with silver hoop earrings, her necklace and a black choker found in the box. Sesshomaru nodded in approval. She smiled blushingly.

Sesshomaru wore a pair of navy cargos and a yellow shirt with a blue overshirt and brown shoes.

"I like it,"Sesshomaru sat back with his hands behind his head.

"Really? You don't think it makes me look weird do you? I've never worn something like this before,"Sango asked.

"No, it looks fine!"Sesshomaru said.

"Okay, I'll take your word for it. Lets head over to Kagome and Inuyashas place and pick them up,"Sango said. Sesshomaru shrugged.

Next door...

Kagome had woken up. She went into the bathroom blind folded so she wont faint again but the blind fold fell off. She moved her hand shakilly to the faucet to turn on the water so she could brush her teeth.

"Oh c'mon it's not that bad,"Inuyasha said brushing his own. He was already dressed in his navy shirt and capris. He braided his hair and brushed his teeth at once.

Kagome fended off creatures created from the toothpaste scuz and brushed her teeth at the same time.

"My ass it's not that bad!"Kagome spat into the sink.

Inuyasha leaned back, looked down and leaned foreward.

"You're right. It's not bad,"Inuyasha said innocently. Kagome whacked him with her toothbrush.

"Did you just check out my behind?!"she shreiked.

"What?! You said that it wasn't bad, and I checked it out to be sure!"Inuyasha said.

"I wasn't talking about my butt Inuyasha, I was talking about this bathroom!"Kagome shouted.

"Well you should've specified!"Inuyasha defended.

"Are all guys this brainless?"Kagome asked.

"Are all girls this vain? You spend more time in the mirror than I would in my life!"Inuyasha said.

"Well that explains why I have better hair and a better complexion that YOU!"Kagome whacked him with her toothbrush again.

"OUCH! Hey that hurts!"Inuyasha rubbed a newly forming bump. "Living with you is going to kill me."

Kagome went to whack him with the toothbrush again but Inuyasha blocked.

"On guard!"Kagome yelled throwing her toothbrush around like it were a sword. Inuyasha defended her quick advances with his own red toothbrush. Her green one moved in a giant blur and soon their fight moved to the other room.

"Haha! You suck!"Inuyasha stuck out his tounge. Kagome smiled.

"SIT!"she shouted. Inuyasha plowed into the floor.

"Ah you made me bite my tounge!"Inuyasha whinned.

"When we get back from that carnival, you're going to clean that bathroom!"Kagome insisted.

"Am not!"

"SI-"

"Okay, okay I will. Just shut up with that word!"

"-T!"

"AAAAAHHHHHH!!"

"Wow, it works even if I delay on the word,"Kagome thought.

***
Riley: *in chair duct taped* Umpfhaapahghhagogooggffph!
Kagome: That chapter represented the three S's.
Sango: The three S's?
Inuyasha: Yeah Stupid, Shitty and Sorry.
Kagome: SIT!
Inuyasha: GAAAHH!
Kagome: Noooo, it was Short, Sweet and Simple.
Miroku: I'm not featured a lot in this story am I?
Riley: *still in chair duct taped* UmymphasghaUMPHUMPH!
Sesshomaru: Hopefully we'll get to the carnival in the next chapter.
Riley: *well if she was duct taped to a chair a sentence ago, what makes you think that she's going to NOT be now?* UMPH!
Sesshomaru: *rips tape off of mouth*
Riley:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH *breath* HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!