InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Stream of Consciousness: A LiveJournal Collection ❯ Hojo vs. Inuyasha: The Drunken Rematch ( Chapter 64 )

Title: Hojo vs. Inuyasha: The Drunken Rematch

Community: inucomedyclub

Theme: Hojo

Place Earned: none (three entries, only first place announced)

Genre: Humor

Universe: Canon-ish (characterization? eh, alcohol is involved)

Rating: R

Word count: 994

Summary: Hojo challenges Inuyasha to a drinking game, with unexpected results.

Warnings: underage alcohol consumption, sexual themes, language

 

A/N - this is a sequel to “Hojo vs. Inuyasha: The Epic Showdown!” chapter 58 of this collection.

 

 

Hojo vs. Inuyasha: The Drunken Rematch

 

Hojo grinned in satisfaction; everything was ready. His heinous planning was about to come to fruition! It had been so easy to lure his brash opponent into another challenge; a simple insinuation about his cowardice had been enough. Now Inuyasha and Kagome were coming over to his house to settle things once and for all, Yuka, Eri, and Ayumi in tow. He would beat Inuyasha at a drinking game and win that date Kagome still owed him! The doorbell rang and he went to answer it, finding his nemesis standing with the four girls on the front step.

 

“Alright, where's the booze!” Yuka exclaimed, pushing past him and making her way to the living room where a table was laden with beverages. There was a moment of silence as all the newcomers gazed in confusion at the scene.

 

“Hojo?” Eri asked. “Where's the liquor?”

 

Hojo gasped. “Eri! I'm surprised at you. It's illegal for people our age to consume or purchase alcoholic beverages. We're drinking tea.” It took everyone in the room a full minute to realize that Hojo was dead serious. Kagome hung her head. This is who they want me to go out with? I've had sake in the feudal era, but I doubt Hojo has tasted a drop of alcohol in his life!

 

“Hojo, are you nuts?!” Yuka shouted. “You can't play drinking games without beer! Come on, everybody, Inuyasha looks old enough to buy us some.” Together the three schoolgirls dragged the hanyou off, Kagome going along for moral support, and so she wouldn't be left alone with King Dork. The purchase actually went off without a hitch; the cashier simply didn't give a damn. Within a half hour they were back at Hojo's place all set up for beer pong.

 

Inuyasha quickly discovered that he fucking loved beer. Nice and cold with a mild taste, bubbling as it went down his throat…it was difficult to keep from chugging his cups right off the bat. Hojo jumped out to an early lead, but quickly became tipsy after downing a couple cups, and his aim wavered. By the time the game was over, Hojo was swaying on his feet and Inuyasha still had half his cups left, which the poor human lightweight was forced to consume. Meanwhile, the girls were generally enjoying their role as spectators, each having downed one or two cans of beer before the end of the game. Kagome was starting to feel the effects, but by far the most hopeless one was Hojo.

 

“R-rematch!” he stuttered.

 

Inuyasha smirked. “Fine. I'll whoop your ass again!”

 

“N-n-not in dis,” Hojo slurred. “I wanna play `Neber haf Iebber.'”

 

“What the hell are you talking about?”

 

“I think he means `Never have I ever,' Inuyasha,” Kagome supplied.

 

“Yeah!” Hojo exclaimed, enthusiastically waving them all to the other side of the room and nearly falling on his ass in the process. Kagome pulled Inuyasha aside and whispered the rules in his ear, and then they joined the circle on the floor. “Alrigggght, putup yer ten fingas,” Hojo told them. The game began, with the statements mostly innocent because none of them knew each other very well. After a few rounds, the turn came back around to Eri again. She looked around and took stock of the situation. Hojo had only one finger left and looked to be on the verge of passing out, despite the fact that they were only drinking about a third of a can of beer for each finger. The rest of them were just buzzed and all had at least five fingers remaining, except Kagome who had only two and was pretty tipsy. A malicious smile appeared on Eri's face; it was time to spice things up a bit.

 

“Never have I ever…” she said, trailing off for dramatic effect. “Masturbated while thinking about Kagome.” Predictably, Kagome and both males nearly choked on their own tongues, all three of them turning beat red. Gulping, and looking anywhere but Kagome, Inuyasha downed his cup. Hojo tried to follow suit, but ended up collapsing on his back and spilling his drink on his shirt. He snored quietly, fast asleep.

 

“Yuka? What's wrong?” Ayumi asked. The girl was also flushed, appearing incredibly nervous. Then, to everyone's eternal shock, she downed a drink and dropped a finger. She shrugged and smiled sheepishly.

 

In her inebriated state, Kagome was quite flattered. No less than three people had thought of her while pleasuring themselves, and she had done the same while thinking of one of them. It seemed an increasingly good idea to let him know it.

 

“Don' be embarrassed, Inu,” she whispered in his ear, “I've done it to you, too.”

 

The hanyou gasped, pulling back to stare at her. She leaned in to kiss him, but he turned away.

 

“Don't, Kagome,” he pleaded. “You're drunk. It wouldn't be right.”

 

“I'm not drunk. I'm…freer, but I still know what I want, what I've always wanted,” she told him in a sultry tone. “Please, Inu, I need you,” she breathed, rubbing her thighs together. “I know you want me too.”

 

“I-it's not that simple…”

 

“Yes, it is.” But still Inuyasha hesitated, so Kagome harrumphed and pulled away from him. If he wouldn't give her what she needed, she knew someone who would. She stalked toward Yuka on all fours, giving Inuyasha a scintillating view of her barely-covered backside. She pressed her lips to the other girl's, slowly pushing forward and forcing Yuka onto her back, the miko hovering over her. Inuyasha was spellbound; he didn't know whether to continue watching or grab Kagome and ravish her. But when she drew back and threw him a sexy look over her shoulder, causing him to nearly cream his pants, his decision was made. As he carried Kagome toward the well, seeking a place where she could scream to her heart's content, he realized that he would have to thank Hojo for this later. Much, much later.