InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Stream of Consciousness: A LiveJournal Collection ❯ Sweet Pain ( Chapter 71 )

Title: Sweet Pain

Community: Iyhedonism

Theme: Fluff

Place Earned: 2nd

Genre: Humor, a hint of fluff

Universe: (late) canon

Rating: R

Word count: 494

Summary: Inuyasha has a 'sweet' idea he wants to try...

Warnings: sexual content

 

 

**Warning: this story contains sexual content. Adults only, please**

 

 

Sweet Pain

 

Kagome sighed in frustration. Her lover lay in the grass before her with his hakama lowered to his knees, exposing his hardened manhood. Something which was supposed to `sweeten' their sex life had become a chore. Her mouth was sore, and she really didn't feel like licking Inuyasha's cock anymore.

 

“Alright,” she grouched, finally giving up. “Whose bright idea was it to put marshmallow fluff on your dick?”

 

Inuyasha grinned mischievously. “Whatsa matter, baby? Tongue too tired?”

 

She glowered at him. “You try licking that shit off! It's sticky as hell!”

 

“I'm not a dog, Kagome. I don't suck my own cock. That's your job.”

 

“Hmmph. It's my job, eh? Well, maybe I'll just quit then. Or maybe you should fire me because I obviously can't do it.”

 

“Nah, I'll give you a pass this time. But I expect a better effort in the future.”

 

“Jerk,” she replied, smiling despite herself. Inuyasha had been so uptight the first time they made love, but now he was such a big goofball about sex. He always had something new he wanted to try, and was generally insatiable. Not that she was complaining. And even though most of the experiments were successful, in every sense of the word, she supposed a few duds were to be expected along the way. Yep, definitely a dud; Inuyasha's cock was already softening. Apparently, the sticky fluff didn't agree with him either.

 

“Come see me after you clean yourself up,” she told him in a low, sensual tone. Then she rose to her feet and walked off, just a little extra sway in her hips as she departed. Inuyasha watched her leave, grinning like a fool. Oh, yeah, this was the life. Sex whenever he wanted it and the girl of his dreams willing to try sucking sweet condiment off his cock. Granted, that idea had been a total failure, but nobody was perfect. Hopefully it wouldn't make her skeptical about his next idea, involving cool whip and an assortment of vegetables.

 

But back to the here and now, Kagome actually hadn't done that bad a job of cleaning him; there were just some patches of fluff remaining. He did need a wash, but it could wait. What he really wanted to do right now was take a power nap. He hadn't gotten much sleep last night, hehehe. He'd probably find Kagome asleep at her desk later. Lifting his hips, he pulled his hakama back up but didn't bother tying it. Yawning, he dozed off.

 

He awoke sometime later to the strangest sensation down below. It was like hundreds of tiny creatures crawling on his… His eyes widening in alarm, he leapt to his feet and yanked down his hakama.

 

“Aw, fuck! ANTS!!!”

 

He tried brushing them off with his hands, but they were tenacious little things and that only served to piss them off.

 

“Owowowowowowow!!!” he cried, sprinting down to the river as fast as his legs could carry him.