InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Stream of Consciousness: A LiveJournal Collection ❯ It Could Be Me ( Chapter 75 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Title: It Could Be Me

Community: Iyhedonism

Theme: The Perfect Hedonist

Place Earned: none

Universe: Canon

Rating: PG-13

Word count: 100 (perfect drabble)

Summary: Myouga makes his case.

Warnings: none

It Could Be Me

They all think the monk is such a womanizer for grabbing a few butts now and then. Please! Have they no idea how many women I have touched? Hundreds, thousands even. I crawl over silky skin, going where I please. Clothing is no barrier to me, and my eyes are very adept at making out delicious sights in the shadows. Then I strike, stealthily drinking the very essence of my victim.

So the next time you feel a tingle on the back of your neck, or a slight prickling that runs down your back, know this.

It could be me.

A/N - sad, sad, terrible news from LiveJournal. After 100 prompts (of which I was a member for less than half), Iyhedonism has decided to close its doors. The Mods decided that it was better for the comm to go out in its prime than fade slowly into obscurity later on. I wish it were not so, but it was a great ride while it lasted. I only wish I had joined sooner. Perhaps I will try to find another comm to satisfy my pervy whims…