InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Stream of Consciousness: A LiveJournal Collection ❯ That's Right ( Chapter 97 )
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By: King Baka 
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Comedy / Angst | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 05.26.2011 | Pages: 1 | Words: 440 | Visits: 563 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Comedy / Angst | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 05.26.2011 | Pages: 1 | Words: 440 | Visits: 563 | Status: Completed
Title: That’s Right
Community: First Tweak
Theme: What the Flea Saw
Place Earned: 3rd
Rating: R
Universe: post-manga canon
Word count: 297
Summary: Myouga reveals a secret hobby.
Warnings: **ADULT CONTENT**
That’s Right
Most who know me are aware of my predilection toward drinking the blood of fair young maidens. But none of them realize my fondness for this even less honorable hobby. Fortunately for me; I’m sure if they knew I was there, they would squish me into oblivion.
For you see, I like to watch men and women make love. Human or youkai, strangers or no, it doesn’t matter. But I prefer to observe my friends, both because of the invigorating danger of discovery, and because they’re just so damn entertaining.
Take my master Inuyasha, for example. You never know what you’re going to get from him, be it an embarrassing fumble or a flurry of multiple orgasms that leaves both him and Kagome breathless. He also varies pace well, from gentle and tender, to hard and rough, and everything in between. Somehow, he and Kagome usually manage to get in synch. But there are still a few things Inuyasha can learn, and he is not the best lover I have seen. The monk is steadier, not quite as interesting, but still proficient in his second craft. But he is not the best either.
No, the greatest lover I have ever seen is this exquisite male specimen before me. And it’s so surprising because no one would ever have expected him to be the preeminent sex-Kami in the land. But his supremacy is beyond question. Just ask the woman he is currently blessing with his attention.
“Oh! Oh, Kami! Myouga-sama! You’re so good!”
That’s right. It’s me. Surprised? Probably. Females larger than insect size don’t know what they’re missing.
“Oh, Myouga-sama! I’m going to cum again!”
She does. I don’t even bother keeping count anymore; I would lose track every time. You see, ladies; size really doesn’t matter.
A/N – This was fun. It feels like forever since I’ve written a sex-related comedy. :)
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Community: First Tweak
Theme: What the Flea Saw
Place Earned: 3rd
Rating: R
Universe: post-manga canon
Word count: 297
Summary: Myouga reveals a secret hobby.
Warnings: **ADULT CONTENT**
That’s Right
Most who know me are aware of my predilection toward drinking the blood of fair young maidens. But none of them realize my fondness for this even less honorable hobby. Fortunately for me; I’m sure if they knew I was there, they would squish me into oblivion.
For you see, I like to watch men and women make love. Human or youkai, strangers or no, it doesn’t matter. But I prefer to observe my friends, both because of the invigorating danger of discovery, and because they’re just so damn entertaining.
Take my master Inuyasha, for example. You never know what you’re going to get from him, be it an embarrassing fumble or a flurry of multiple orgasms that leaves both him and Kagome breathless. He also varies pace well, from gentle and tender, to hard and rough, and everything in between. Somehow, he and Kagome usually manage to get in synch. But there are still a few things Inuyasha can learn, and he is not the best lover I have seen. The monk is steadier, not quite as interesting, but still proficient in his second craft. But he is not the best either.
No, the greatest lover I have ever seen is this exquisite male specimen before me. And it’s so surprising because no one would ever have expected him to be the preeminent sex-Kami in the land. But his supremacy is beyond question. Just ask the woman he is currently blessing with his attention.
“Oh! Oh, Kami! Myouga-sama! You’re so good!”
That’s right. It’s me. Surprised? Probably. Females larger than insect size don’t know what they’re missing.
“Oh, Myouga-sama! I’m going to cum again!”
She does. I don’t even bother keeping count anymore; I would lose track every time. You see, ladies; size really doesn’t matter.
A/N – This was fun. It feels like forever since I’ve written a sex-related comedy. :)
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