InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Stressfull Day's ❯ Define......Laughing Your Ass Off? ( Chapter 4 )

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Stressful Day's

Chapter Four: Define.....laughing your ass off?

R-NC17

Kalika-sama

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha.

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Inuyasha.......


Laughed.


His.

Ass.

OFF!!

"What??" Inuyasha couldn't help but laugh as he saw Sesshuomaru squirm.

"It's Kagura, she's going into heat. Give it another day at most. It would take three weeks to get back to my castle, we were camping near the Red Wolves Mountains and your village was the closest, non demon inhabited shelter. I came to...ask you...if...we can...stay here until it passes... We'd be gone in about ten days. You can get back to whatever you were doing, and I can get back to patrolling my lands." He said. Inuyasha, being the good guy he was, busted out laughing.

"PUP! Don't laugh!" Sesshoumaru snapped. Inuyasha calmed down enough to glare at him.

"Hey, I'm only twenty years younger than you, don't call me a pup!" He growled. Sesshoumaru gave him a board look.

"That Miko bitch of yours pinned you to the tree and I ages fifty years, you remained unchanged. So, you're a pup when I have seventy three years on you." He said. Inuyasha huffed in annoyance.

(*A/N: In my fic, Demons age 1 year every ten years, so Sesshoumaru was only two years older than Inuyasha, but when he was pined to the tree, he jumped to be seven years older. Clever ne?*)

"Look Sesshoumaru, I owe you one from when I went Youkai and you knocked me out before I could do any real damage. I'll let you stay. Then we're even." He said without emotion. Sesshoumaru gave Inuyasha a quick glance.

"BUT!" Inuyasha stood up and held out one finger.

"But what?" Sesshoumaru growled out. Inuyasha grinned.

"No fighting, there are a ton of little kids in that village. You call Sango, Miroku, and Keade, and Shippou by there names, only *I* am allowed to insult them. Miroku's a powerful priest, but a letcher. If he makes a move on Kagura Sango'll hit him in the head with her boomerang like she always dose, so don't kill him, I won dibbs on his death last year in a bet. Shippou's the runt, brat, squirt, or what ever. Kagome is off limits, and If I catch you looking at the Tuetsuaiga funny, consider yourself thrown out." He said when he was done reciting the rules. Sesshoumaru rolled his eyes.

"Fine, Kagura is off-limits, as is Kanna and Rin. Uh-Un is my pack horse, not food. tell the monk not to get all happy, I sent Jaken back to the castle, I can't very well have your monk killing me retainer....." Sesshoumaru trailed on after Inuyasha explaining his own set of rules.

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Kagome looked down the well, Inuyasha had sent here to make sure that she didn't get hurt, but she knew that he had to be getting hurt or something, there was no way in hell Sesshoumaru would ever actually sit down and talk to him.

"Hey sis, man that must be a world record! It wasn't even two minutes! What did he do to piss you off this time?" Kagome didn't even acknowledge that Souta walked up behind her as she continued to peer down the well.

"He didn't do anything. Sesshoumaru and Kagura showed up wanting to talk. He got worried and sent me down the well." She said; Souta's eyes lit up.

"The wind sorceress? And Inuyasha's big brother?! Oh MAN I wish you would let me down the well for FIVE minutes!" He pleaded. Kagome turned to face him with a bored look on her face as she pointed to the necklaces of the huge shard of the Shinkon no Tamma.

"The only way I'd let you get through that well is if you convince not only me, but Inuyasha too." Souta got a gleam in his eye as he grinned and left the well house. Kagome watched with uncertainty, she just stuck her foot in her mouth...

Again.

Kagome sighed as she turned around and came nose to nose with Inuyasha, she squeaked with surprise and made a step away from the well, clutching her hand to her pounding heart in an attempt to keep it from blowing out of her chest.

"Inuyasha! Why'd you scare me half to death?!" Inuyasha shrugged as he threw his legs over the lip of the well to sit on it. Kagome glared at him as she walked over to him.

"So?" Inuyasha blinked confused at Kagome's expecting and impatient face.

"So...?" Kagome blanched at his lost expression. Was he REALY this dense or was he just stupid?!

"So what happened?! Why's Sesshoumaru and Kagura and Kanna show up?! What happened?!" Inuyasha grinned as he laughed a little, this was just too funny.

"Turned out Kagura was going into heat and Sesshoumaru couldn't get her to his castle in time, so he stopped by. He, Rin, Kanna and Kagura are staying with us for about a week. "Kagome's face turned red with rage at the hanyou's stupidity.

"And you just LET them?! What if it's all a scramble? What if he's trying to get the sword? How do yo-" Kagome was cut off mid sentence when Inuyasha's lips landed on hers. It was just a light peck on the cheek, but it had the desired effect.

She shut up.

"Geeze Kagome, just breathe." Kagome lightly punched Inuyasha in the arm, she was to embarrassed to face him at the moment to she turned her head, Inuyasha saw the tint on her face, did he do that?

"So...? What's heat?" Inuyasha sputtered a bit at the question. What the hell is she asking for?! She goes into it all the time! SHE SHOULD KNOW!!

"It's when..Um, gi-girls are fertile...very alluring..." He mumbled more to himself, he remembered all the times that Kagome had gone into heat; they weren't exactly easy to deal with. On some occasions he had to run far from the camp to take care of him self to calm down his instincts.

"-Inuyasha!!" Inuyasha was rather rudely jerked back into reality when Kagome had her hands on his shoulders and was practically shaking him.

"What?!" He barked out a little to harshly. Kagome's hands jerked off his shoulders as she stood in front of him, arms crossed defiantly under her breasts as she gave the hanyou a hard stare.

"Me and Sango go into heat all the time, why aren't you ever bugged by it?" She asked calmly.

"Demon and human heats are different. Demon heats ore only about once a year, while human heats happen every month. If the demoness dose not have a mate, she will be driven mad by the instinct to mate, and on some very rare occasions, can be strong willed enough to hold they're sanity during the whole thing and won't be effected, but they might use humans to ease them of there instincts if they are that desperate." Came the voice of the little flea demon sitting aside Inuyasha. He was sitting cross-legged, with a pair of his arms crossed, and he other rubbing his chin.

"That sounds horrible, will that happen to Kagura?" She asked uncertainly. Inuyasha shrugged while Myoga bounced to one of the beads of his rosary.

"Unfortunately yes, if she doesn't acquire a mate within a days time, she will be driven into an animalistic heat. It would take a little more than Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha to hold her in place and keep her calm." He said with a sigh, Inuyasha snorted rather rudely.

"Give me one good reason why I should help!"

"You want a reason, here's your reason: SIT!!"

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Sesshoumaru held the sleeping Kanna and Rin in his arms, Kagura had been having trouble holding her, she was getting light headed and slightly weaker. He knew it was symptoms of the heat. He could smell it coming; she'd wake up tomorrow in full heat for sure.

He had to let her on Uh-Un so she didn't tumbled and fall on there way to the village. He looked down at the girls in his harms and had to laugh. Rin had the same color hair as Kagura; they looked as though they shared the same nose and cheek ones. If he looked hard enough, he could see that if her ears were pointed, they would look like his, her eyes were shaped like his, though they were the wrong color.

Kanna had the same color hair as him. And Kagura's red eyes, she had said that the color had returned the moment her soul was returned. She looked allot like Kagura everywhere else, except she and he had the exact same nose.

All in all, they looked like they could be there children. Though he had accepted Rin as some sort or surogant daughter, she had yet to call him Outtou-san. He couldn't force her to, but he would be relived if he knew if she saw him as a father figure, or a friend.

"We're here." Sesshoumaru ignored the fact that all the humans didn't notice him, as though it was something normal for them to see demons and not be scared. A giggling set of girls around Rin and Kanna's age ran up to him asking if they can play.

"Tomorrow." The girls giggled some more and ran off.

Keade's hut was at the top of the village, on a large hill that seamed to be well taken care of. The hut was slightly larger than even the lord's house, with many rooms and a small stable. But then again, he had gotten a look at the lord's house, it wasn't that big, just a few rooms more than a regular hut.

The girl that traveled with Inuyasha, he held a sort of new respect for her. she put up with Inuyasha all the time, getting yelled a occasionally. She growled at the hanyou and 'sat' him. Apparently she had a subduing spell on him that he didn't know about. He almost laughed when he saw his little brother be slammed into the dirt by a little human girl.

"And I'm *not* a prissy bitch. You are." Kagome growled down to him, she 'humfed' and stomped up to Keade's.

That was to much.

Sesshoumaru laughed a few times, barley under his breath, but Kagura and Inuyasha heard it. Kagura did little more than hive him a half grin, half funny look. Inuyasha, on the other hand...

"WHAT THE FUCK IS SO FUNNY ASSWHOLE?!" Inuyasha yelled as he fell instep with him. Sesshoumaru smirked at him a little as they entered the hut. The two humans that Inuyasha traveled with were asleep, and the old miko was asleep in her own room.

"What I find entertaining, is how you, who even *I* can't fully say that I've ever beaten, are so easily brought down by a little human girl. And called a 'prissy bitch', that, little brother, was simply hysterical." He said as he moved the girl's from his arms to be held by his tail so he could remove his heavy amour. When he was done with that, he walked back out side and helped Kagura off of the two-headed beast before she fell. He held her in one arm as he used the other to knock Uh-Un's reigns to the wooden post of the hut.

"Ha. Ha. Ha. Shut up and go your ass to sleep, before I cut your stupid hair with my claws." He grumbled under his breath. He watched as Sesshoumaru sat in a corner of the hut opposite him. Kagura had fallen asleep in his arms, and he simply rearranged her so that they weren't uncomfortable. Rin and Kanna were on either of his sides, surrounded by girls.

No pun intended, but he really needs a dog.

Jaken, who had seemed to be unconscious for the better part of the day, laid comatose in the middle of the room, about a foot away from the monk. If it wasn't one af Sesshoumaru's 'rules', that Miroku couldn't beet him, then he would have just left him there, but he used the Tuetsuaiga from his lain position and used it like a base ball bat, he went flying right out the door.

There, much better.

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Sango was the first to rise, she yawned as she stretched in her upright position. She got up and walked into the changing room. Her cat suit was hanging loosely over the top of it. She stripped out of her white night kimono and exchanged it for the black jadjia suit. She strapped on all her amour before she put on her regular Kimono.

"Damn hair..." She mumbled, it was still wet from her bath the previous night. She fell asleep before Kagome and Inuyasha returned, the monk fell asleep about the same time. She yawned as she entered the main room. She might as well start on breakfast...

She froze in her steps at the sight before her.

Inuyasha was asleep with Shippou curled up on his chest like a cat. Kagome was sleeping on him, and using his stomach for a pillow. She nearly screamed though at the sight at the other corner.

Sesshoumaru was buried under girls. He was on his side with an arm around Kagura's waist; she was snuggled up against him, while Rin was lying with her back on both of them. She was diagonal across them, while Kanna used her stomach as a pillow. Sesshoumaru's tail was sued as a blanket for both of them as the tip lightly moved back and fourth like a cat.

"Mrow?" Sango looked down at the cat below her. She saw that she was at ease with the crowd of demons in the corner, so that eased her nerves some. If Killala was calm, then there was no need to worry.

"I wonder why there here?" Asked Miroku as he sat still in his night Kimono, eating a piece of jerky that he had made himself, while holding a sutra and his staff in the other hand. Sango could only shrug, she had no clue why they were there. Miroku chuckled at the sight of both brothers.

"It seems that being a pillow runs in the family." He joked, Sango laughed a bit at his comment.

"Yes, but is it a good thing or bad?"

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HAHA!!

ANOTHER CHAPTER DOWN! HEY I'M GETTING GOOD AT THIS!

Kalika-sama