InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Last Lifeline ❯ Miroku to the rescue ( Chapter 17 )

Kanaye: Howdy ya'll! Ha ha ha, I love that word- ya'll. I sound so southern… I guess I kinda am! See? I told you I would update sooner than you thought! Well I won't waste anymore time- here is chapter 11!

Chapter 11: Miroku to the Rescue

Miroku was ready to get in his car when Inuyasha stopped him.

"This may be awkward, but get on my back." Miroku looked at him like he was crazy.

"It'll be faster! Now stop being a baby and get on!" Inuyasha said angrily. Miroku got on unwillingly.

"Not a word of this gets out." Inuyasha bound up into the air and in a couple minutes they arrived at the address on the slip of paper. Miroku jumped off of Inuyasha's back and they sprinted all the way up to the room where Miroku didn't even bother to knock, but simply kicked the door open, causing it to fall to the floor with a thud.

"LET HER GO!!" he yelled. Inuyasha sweatdropped and tapped Miroku on the shoulder.

"Not now Inuyasha! Can't you see that Sango is….." he looked around. "…. Absolutely fine?" Sango was dusting herself off and an unconscious man was on the floor. Sango's lip was bleeding a bit, but otherwise she was completely fine.

"Miroku? Inuyasha? What are you two doing here?" she asked.

"Sango! Aren't you hurt or in danger?" said Miroku pathetically.

"No…."

"Damn."

"Gee don't sound too happy about it!" said Sango. Miroku sighed.

"I thought you were in trouble. I guess I'll just go." He turned to walk away when it hit Sango.

"Miroku- did you come here to save me?"

"What does it matter? You can save yourself. You are strong and independent. You obviously don't need me." She ran over to Miroku and hugged him. Miroku was shocked.

"You were worried about me? Even after how I've been acting?" said Sango.a

"Of course I was worried Sango! I lo- nevermind." He cut himself short.

"No no- what were you saying?"

"I love you Sango."

"So why wouldn't you say it? You've said that before."

"Not when we weren't together."

"Oh yah…." There was an awkward silence.

"I better go." Said Miroku. He turned to leave but Sango grabbed his hand.

"Don't go. Miroku I'm so sorry! I miss you so much! I tried dating people, but I was just in denial! I'm sorry I overreacted! I'll try not to be such a flirt anymore just please take me back!"

"The truth is that I've missed you as well. Being apart from you was killing me. And I'm sorry I got so overprotective. I should've trusted you and I'll try to give you more freedom."

"I love you Miroku!"

"I love you Sango." They embraced tightly and kissed.

"Woo hoo. You're back together, now can you please spare me more of your Kodak moments and let's leave." Said Inuyasha, growing impatient in watching their little "love fest."

"Oh yah! I forgot you were here."

"Thanks. Glad I wasted my time coming down here to save Sango."

"Wait a minute- how did you know that this creep was going to attack me?" asked Sango with an eyebrow raised.

"That guy right there- Kouga was it?- he was Kagome's ex-boyfriend."

"They abusive one???" asked Sango incredulously.

"Uh huh. Which reminds me…" Inuyasha walked over to the already unconscious man and started kicking him as hard as he could.

"Inuyasha he's already knocked out."

"I'm just getting him back for ever touching Kagome." Inuyasha said as casually as he could, although it was obvious he was not okay with it at all.

"So what exactly happened?" asked Miroku as the dull thud of Inuyasha's foot hitting Kouga continued on.

"Well he took me out to a nice dinner and then he invited me back up to his apartment for some coffee and the next thing I know he was all over me! I told him to fuck off and he went for me. I dodged him easily and then continued to beat the crap out of him." Sango said casually.

"Then why is your lip bleeding?" asked Miroku.

"Oh that? When I was dragging him along the ground I discovered that he was a kicker. He just grazed it, but I didn't let him get away with it anyway." Miroku nodded and then walked over to Inuyasha who had moved on to Kouga's other side. Miroku gave a hard kick and found it oddly satisfying. Sango watched as they guys kicked Kouga for their own personal reasons and Sango just thought to hell with it!

"When in Rome…." She trailed off and walked over to join in the festivities. After a while they all stepped back to admire their work.

"Oh yah, he will be feeling that in the morning." Said Miroku happily.

"Aww, it won't kick in til' morning?" whined Inuyasha. "Better hit him harder…" Inuyasha lifted his fist, but Sango held it back.

"Inuyasha, his body already looks like a fat and demented Gumby! Even the color! Besides I'm getting tired. Let's go home." She said with a yawn.

"Fine." Said Inuyasha, looking thoroughly disappointed. He gave Kouga's head one last kick and started to walk away with the others.

"Too bad he wont know it was us. I wanted that bastard to know it was me who beat the shit out of him."

"Good point Inuyasha. Wish we had a camera or something." Said Miroku.

"Well, actually…." Said Sango, digging through her purse she just picked up. She pulled out a small silver, polaroid camera.

"You carry a camera in your purse?" asked Inuyasha questioningly.

"What? A girl's gotta be prepared for anything!" said Sango defensively.

"Prepared? For what Sango, a strip show?" Said Miroku. Sango rolled her eyes and led the guys over to Kouga's unrecognizable form. They all smiled- well Inuyasha did his best impression of a smile- and Sango took the picture. It came out great- so great in fact that she took a few more and concocted a plan in her head. A few minutes later, all three of them walked out of the door laughing to head back home.

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Kouga slowly blinked his eyes open- his lids were obviously swollen and very heavy. He could tell by the lighting that it was morning already. And in 3…2….1, cue pain.

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!" screamed Kouga, suddenly realizing the condition his body was in.

What the hell had happened last night??? He slowly attempted to sit up at the least, and in about 10 minutes he was in a very painful sitting position. He looked around and saw a note taped to the door. He dragged himself over and reached up to grab it down forcefully. He practically boiled with anger.

`Kouga,

Hey! I had a great time on our date last night. Actually, I was having so much fun that I decided to call my boyfriend Miroku and Kagome- you should remember her- well her new and much better boyfriend Inuyasha over, to join in the fun! We should do this again some time real soon! Toodles!

-Sango <3

p.s. I left you a little souvineer on your forehead!'

Kouga felt up to his head and rolled over to his mirror as fast as he could. He looked in and saw a picture of two men and Sango standing happily over his limp, almost unrecognizable body. He swore to himself and tried to rip the picture off. It wouldn't budge. He tried again. That's when he saw the uncapped bottle of superglue on his counter. He growled low in his throat, blood boiling.

"DAMN YOU SANGO!! I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS BITCH!!!"

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Kanaye: *wipes histerical tears from eyes* LMAO!!!! I had SOOOOOOO much fun writing that chapter- I just couldn't help but laugh- WOO! That was a real knee slapper. Well ok, review pleezers!! Much love to all ya'lls (still can't get enough of that word). Oh and sorry it was a shorter chapter, but I will update soon! PEACE OUT!