InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Sequel w/o a Name -or- Koga Gets Pwnd ❯ Months Later and I'm Still a... ( Chapter 2 )

The Sequel without a Name -or- Koga Gets Pwnd

Ch II….Months Later and I'm Still a Jackass

 

Yeah…so it's been a while, huh? A long while…How's, uh, how's everybody doing? Hanging in there? Keeping it real? Sticking it to the man? Good, good…How're your parents doing? Tell them I say, “Hey.”

 

Alright, let's skip the bullshit. I know that you want the fanfic, and you know that Inuyasha isn't my property, so here we go.

 

*DING* FILE'S DONE!

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The well is now open for nearly anyone and everyone to travel through at will. Anyone with half a brain can see the potential trouble this could cause, but as with any awesome thing, there's a catch: You can only go through it if your intentions are born from the purity of one's heart…*gag*…sorry, it had to be said. (I'm probably going to break this rule a few times, but that's not important, so don't attack me for it.)

 

Yeah, so anyway, the Jewel was purified, finally, after all these years of trying, and now everyone sat around, trying to figure out what to do next.

 

“Hmm…” muttered Inuyasha.

“We could…no…” said Sango.

“What about…nah…” Miroku began.

“Hey, I know! …Oh wait…” Kagome trailed off.

Since the jewel was gone and Naraku was dead, what else could they possibly need to do? The author was troubled, perhaps he had written himself into a corner…again…Son of a…mother.

 

Just them Shippo piped up, “Hey, Kagome? You said anyone can travel through the well, right? Well, what if we all went to your time to see what it was like?”

Miroku and Sango agreed, and it was decided they would leave the next morning. First, however, Kagome had some arrangements to make, so she and Inuyasha left to go do that. Kagome figured she should probably tell her mother that they were going to have some company for a while. Might be the considerate thing to do. So off they went.

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“I wonder what Kagome's world is like…” Shippo thought out loud.

“She's described it to us so many times, Shippo, if only you'd paid attention,” Miroku said.

“Well, no matter how many times someone describes something to you, Miroku, it still won't be the way you picture it from their descriptions. Jeez, why are you so moody? Has Inuyasha's temper rubbed off on you?” Shippo fired back.

“No, Shippo, he's a little snippy since losing his wind tunnel. You'd think it would make him happy, but I think he misses the power he could command with it,” Sango explained.

Shippo nodded and Kirara mewled in agreement. Miroku looked annoyed, and Sango was taken aback.

“What? Am I wrong?” she asked.

Miroku hesitated, then answered, “No, you're not wrong, it's just…I don't like people reading my mind…”

Sango laughed, but stopped when she felt a hand on her bum.

“At least that part of his personality hasn't changed…wait, it that a good thing or a bad thing?”

SMACK!

“I can no longer use my favorite pick-up line on the local maidens…” Miroku said, distant from the conversation.

“It never worked anyway…” Shippo interjected.

“…and that was a part of my life that I will never forget…Ah, the memories…”

Miroku flashed back…

 

“Excuse me, will you bear my child?” SMACK!

“Excuse me, miss? Will you bear my children?” SMACK!

“Pardon me, I wonder if you'd consider bearing my children?” SMACK!

 

“Ahh, the memories…Ow, the memories…” he said, holding his face from the many times Sango hit him for propositioning other women. “You know, Sango, you are very jealous sometimes…It's almost as if…” Miroku paused, as he thought about what he had just stumbled across. And to add dramatic effect.

Sango looked nervous. “As…as if…as if what?” she stammered. Miroku began to lean in close to her as he spoke. Sango's breathing quickened the closer he got.

“As if…you were in lo-”

PPPBBBBLLT!!

Just then Shippo farted really loud. Miroku and Sango's moment was ruined by last night's burrito experiment. Shippo turned redder than a Soviet flag, and quickly ran off as Miroku and Sango glared at him, with unspeakable acts on their minds.

Miroku tried to restore the mood, but to no avail. The young fox demon's flatulence had completely scattered the romance in the air, replacing it with…well…I think you know…someone light a match…

Miroku sighed.

Sango sighed, and sat there with her hands folded on her lap. The awkward silence was too much for Miroku to bear…

So he groped her.

Sango sighed again.

SMACK!

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Koga felt a little better. He was still very, very Emo, but not as much as before. He had found the CDs left behind by the Emobot, and actually found the Emobot, discarded in a heap after Inuyasha found out it was only a one shot deal. (He was very disappointed when he found that out) Koga somehow managed to make the Emobot power up enough to listen to the CDs, and once he did, he realized that he wasn't as sad and pathetic as he originally thought…although he was still sad and pathetic…

“Can we get on with it?” Koga asked.

 

Sure, sure…So, for yet another unknown reason, Koga found himself wandering toward the Bone-eater's well. What drew him there? Kagome's scent? The fact that he wasn't over her yet? A plot device? No one really knows…not even the author…But, as stated before, he found himself walking towards the village, and as he approached, Kaede came out to greet him at the edge of it.

 

“What brings ye back this way, Koga? I thought ye would want to distance yeself from this place, as it is where ye had ye heart ripped out by Kagome?”

“…Why is everyone so mean to me?” Koga sobbed internally. “Um…I was just walking, and found myself here. What does it mean?”

Kaede shrugged.

Koga looked at the ground.

“Well, this was a productive conversation, wouldn't you agree?” Koga asked.

“Aye.”

“So the jewel is really gone, eh?”

“Aye, it is. Finally.”

“Hmm.”

“Would ye care for a cup of tea with an old lady?”

“Sure, why not.”

 

AN: What? Why are you looking at me like that? What are you…WHAT? Dude, it's a cup of tea! You're sick! Why would I…You really think I'd hook up Koga with Kaede? Man, you people are disgusting…She's, like, old and stuff! No! Wrong! BAD images! Blech!

 

So after Koga finished nailing Kaede… *author stifles a laugh*

 

AN: I'M KIDDING! Jeez, I told you I'm not that sick. Good lord…

 

Over tea, the wolf demon and the old priestess discussed the jewel, Kagome, Inuyasha, and other things.

 

“But why Inuyasha? What does he have that I don't? I mean, I'm a full demon, and he's only a stupid half-breed! Why does she like that mutt over me?”

“As I recall, Koga, you did threaten to rape and kill her when ye first met her. Ye can't expect a lady to fall for ye after an experience like that.”

“Hmm…I guess not…”

“And I believe Kagome explained it best when she said ye were only a foil, whereas she and Inuyasha are main characters…”

“…damn literary devices…”

“Aye.”

“So, what did they end up using the jewel for?”

“Oh…um…well…it's best if ye don't know…News spreads fast, and I won't be the one to take the blame for …`spilling the beans' …as they say in Kagome's time.”

“Oh, come on, who am I going to tell?” Koga pried.

“Hakkaku and Ginta,” Kaede said bluntly.

“And who're they going to tell?”

Kaede stared at him with a look that said, “It's Hakkaku and Ginta.”

Koga understood and nodded.

“What if I swear to you that I will never tell those two?”

“Nay, I cannot reveal the secret. If others were to know that the well were open to all who wish to travel between this world and Kagome's, gods know what chaos would erupt.”

Koga smirked, and Kaede realized she had slipped up.

“Oh, dear…”

“Thanks, Kaede. You've been a big help. And don't worry, I won't tell anyone…”

He got up and left, heading for the well.

Kaede sighed. “Oh, dear…`Whoopsie' doesn't even begin to cover this one…”

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Well, I'm going to stop this one here for the moment. I'll pick it up later when I get more inspiration. It's kind of a short chapter, but…at least it's a chapter. It's only been, what? Months? Yeah. Anyway…I'm rambling. Later.

 

-teh fox