InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Yet Another InuYasha Fanfic ❯ Chapter Three ( Chapter 3 )

Chapter 3

 

“Eeeeek! YOU PERVERT,” Sango cried. “YOU BRING MY CLOTHES BACK HERE!”

 

“Not until you come out of the spring, my dear,” said Miroku seductively.

 

“WHAT!? I am certainly NOT your dear,” Sango yelled furiously in reply. Miroku said,

 

“I know. You only Wish you were.”

 

“UGH, you pushover! Just give me my clothes back,” yelled Sango, once again.

 

“No! You'll hit me, once again. I want to get away with it this time, although even if you did get out naked, you'd probably still knock me out almost immediately so I couldn't even remember what you looked like. Either way, I guess I lose.”

 

Sango heard a rustle in the bushes - It was Kirara!

 

“OKAY! Kirara, get my clothes from him!” Kirara turned into a big cat demon and tackled Miroku in order to get the clothes from him.

 

`Damn,' thought Miroku.

 

“Thanks, Kirara! You're the best cat ever,” Sango said taking the clothes as she pet Kirara on the head.

 

“Mew,” Kirara cried out of praise and turned into a small kitten-like demon in the process, only to rub her head on Miroku's leg.

 

“I hate you…” Miroku muttered jokingly to Kirara with a smile. Sango came out of the spring with her clothes on and had this angry look on her face.

 

“Are you going to hit me now?” Miroku asked sheepishly.

 

“You bet'cha,” Sango said shaking her fist. He began to run, but she chased him. It took her a little while, but when she caught him, she tackled him and landed on top of him. They were laughing.

 

Behind the bushes, InuYasha and Kagome were watching them. Kagome was about to get out and interrupt them but not taking his eyes off of the two, InuYasha quietly stopped her by throwing his arm in front of her.

 

Miroku thought he had Sango now, so he put his arms around her back and flipped her over so he was laying on top of her. Sango was no longer laughing, but flailing her arms and legs around, trying to break free. She knew exactly what he would probably do. InuYasha and Kagome's eyes both widened. He leaned down to kiss her and she couldn't prevent it, so she screamed and turned her head to the side.

 

“Nooo! Get off!! You're scaring me,” Sango screamed.

 

InuYasha and Kagome had decided they'd seen enough. The stepped out of the bushes together and glared at Miroku, who had an “oh, I'm screwed” laugh. InuYasha walked over to him and gave him a right hook to the head.

 

“Ow! How rude can you be, InuYasha?”

“Just as rude as you, you bastard!”

“Oh, shut up, Miroku,” said Sango. “You deserved that.”

 

“Come on, Sango. You know you want me! No pretty, young maiden can resist this face, “Miroku said while pointing to it.

“Puh-leeze! Give it a rest! You are such a flirt.” `But still… He's hard to keep off my mind,' Sango thought. Her eyes widened and she silently gasped - `Am I in love with the lecherous monk? It… It can't be!'