Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction ❯ My Sora Problem ❯ Tifa vs. Kairi ( Chapter 5 )

Disclaimer: I do not own KH.

 

WARNING: There is Kairi bashing (literally). Another chapter, more guilt added to me…

 

 

Sora and me watched confidently from the sidelines as Elena and Reno took down anyone who got in the way. Finally, it was my turn to fight.

 

“Who am I fighting?” I asked Phil, stairing down at him.

 

He glanced at the clipboard and whispered something like an, “Uh-oh.” And looked up at me. “Um… The person didn't give their name.” He said. Of course he was lying but I couldn't care less. I can whip this person.

 

Sora, watching Tifa from the stands, smiled. He couldn't help but find her… fascinating. Maybe even more. “Sora!” A voice called from behind him. “Is that… is that really you?” Shit. Double Shit. He recognized that voice. It was…

 

“Kairi?” He turned around, cursing himself for even doing it.

 

She ran up to him and gave him a hug. “I missed you so much.” He nodded, unable to speak for Kairi was suffocating him.

 

“Uh… I missed you too.” He finally said, after he gently fell out of her suffocating embrace.

 

“Are you competing too?” She asked, smiling in glee.

 

“Uh… yeah. With-.”

 

Kairi interrupted him cutting him off. “Oh, me too! I'm fighting this girl named Tifa Lockheart.”

 

`Tifa…? Crap.' He thought. He couldn't help but flinch of what might happen.

 

“Hey! Sora!” Tifa yelled, running up to him. “Uh, whose this?”

 

Sora grimaced and gulped. But before he could answer… “I'm Kairi! Who are you?”

 

“Tifa…” She looked at Sora, seeing a flash of panic on his features. “I'm Sora's date.” She finished, staking her claims just in case.

 

Kairi seemed to process this for a moment. He mouth dropped. “Date? Sora, are you serious?”

 

“Uh-huh.” Sora nodded. He gulped, seeing Kairi's happy, cheerful face go to a scowl. “Um… Tifa, you should go get ready… “He ran off, trying to tug Tifa away, who shrugged Sora off.

 

“Sora… I'm going to get to know Kairi better.” She smiled… a very fake smile.

 

“Yeah, I would like to get to know my opponent for the next match.” Kairi said, smiling as well.

 

“But-.” Phil tugging him away cut him off.

 

“Kid, rule one in dating: Never, and I mean never, have two girls that like you run into each other.” He paused, seeing Tifa's fist clench. “Rule number two: Never interfere cat fights.” He paused again. “And rule number three: You better tell me how you get the women.”

 

~Regular pov from now one, unless said so. ~

 

“You better keep your hands off of him.” Kairi hissed, placing her hands on her hips in a defiant way.

 

Tifa wasn't about to let another man pass through her life. “No way. Find someone else, he lost interest in you a long time ago.” She countered.

 

Kairi scoffed. “Yeah, right.” She paused. “I bet a hoe like you loves to be with any men… especially if they are the Hero of Light.”

 

Tifa finally lost it. “That is it!” She lunged forward only to be stopped by Sora.

 

“Please, Teef, wait until the match begins.” Sora pleaded.

 

“Sora, why wait when I can kill this bitch now?” Tifa replied in a harsh tone.

 

Kairi stalked off and onto the arena. “Alright, lets start this.”

 

~

 

Leon quickly pulled away from the kiss. He scratched the back of his head. “Sorry.”

 

Megumi blushed and turned her head. “It's alright. Just an accident…”

 

“Accident? I beg to differ.” Yuffie had seen the whole thing, with Vincent right behind her.

 

“Y-Yuffie?” Leon stuttered, turning around to face her. “You… you saw that?”

 

“Yup!” She giggled. “I'm getting good gossip…”

 

Megumi smirked. “Really, Yuffie? I heard something very interesting about you and Vincent…”

 

Yuffie's grin vanished and Vincent's cheeks were now crimson. “You… You mean?”

 

Megumi nodded. “Aerith and Cloud told me.”

 

“W-What!” Yuffie yelled.

 

Vincent frowned and placed a hand on his forehead in annoyance. “Yuffie, that's what you get for spreading gossip…”

 

Yuffie seemed to ponder this for a moment. “Oh, well! Me and Aerith can now skip the dirty things in our conversations.” She paused, getting an idea. “Hm… but I still need one more thing…”

 

“What's that?” Leon asked, crossing his arms.

 

“Oh, Leon I'm not tall enough to get the bandages for some wounds. There in the closet but I can't get them!”

 

Leon raised an eyebrow. “Get Vincent to do it.”

 

Yuffie pouted. “But Leon, he isn't tall enough either. And if he lifts me up his claw might hurt me.”

 

Leon thought about the request for a minute. “Fine. Megumi would you-.”

 

“Sure, Leon, I won't mind helping.” She smiled as both proceeded to the closet.

 

Vincent leaned over to Yuffie's ear. “What are you planning?” He asked her.

 

“Oh, you'll see.” She giggled watching the two, receiving a questioning look from Vincent. “It's for Squallie's own good.”

 

Once Leon and Megumi were in the closet, Yuffie slammed the door shut and locked it. She heard pounding from the other side. “Yuffie, if you do not let us out I swear I will…” Megumi covering his mouth muffled his voice.

 

“Don't worry Squall! You'll thank me later!” She took Vincent's hand and ran off down the hallway.

 

They heard only one thing: “It's LEON!”

 

~Ahem… Warning: Kairi bashing… I mean it literally. Kairi's weapons are guns (No not those guns you sick people that are reading this)~

 

Tifa punched Kairi on the cheek, forcing the younger auburn haired girl back. Kairi countered by shooting at Tifa, who dodged each bullet, heading to kick Kairi. Kairi dodged, aiming for Tifa. Tifa knocked the gun out of her hand and the two were in a standoff.

 

Sora gulped, expecting the worse from both girls. He was surprised when Kairi jumped on Tifa and started slapping the other girl. He slapped his forehead. “Damn it…”

 

“Kid, you should be happy. You have two- very pretty girls if I might add- fighting over you.” Phil said, gladly watching the fight.

 

“Whatever…” Sora replied dully and continued to watch the fight too.

 

He looked away for a measly second only to hear a yell from Phil, “Kid! It's over!”

 

Sora turned his head to see who had won. It was… (drum roll) Tifa! Kairi was knocked unconscious on the floor, groaning.

 

Sora ran to Tifa. “Awesome, Teef! You won!” He congratulated her with a sweet kiss on the cheek. She covered her cheek and blushed.

 

“Uh… Thanks.” She glanced towards Kairi and then Phil, who was standing over her. “I she going to be alright?”

 

“Yeah, she just got knocked out.” He cleared his throat. “I'll just leave her here… time to take a brake!”

 

“She slaps harder then Scarlet…” Tifa said to herself.

 

“Then who?” Sora asked, hearing what she said.

 

“No one.” She quickly said. “Let's go find out who is your opponent.”

 

Sora nodded in agreement and both ran to the chart. Sora scanned it and froze. “What? Who is it?” Tifa asked, pushing Sora out of the way.

 

“Reno!?”

 

~Meanwhile…~

 

“I'm going to kill Yuffie when I get out of here.” Leon said.

 

Megumi glanced at him, agitated. “Quit, that's the 20th time you have said that.” She paused. “I think we should slowly torture her first.”

 

Leon nodded in agreement.

 

~

 

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