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*We interrupt your fanfiction reading for this special news report.*

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KNNNN (Kero's Nonstop Nonsense News Network)
By PikaFlash And the News Team

1st Edition

Disclaimers: Almost all of the (fake) News Reports and ideas are mine. The Characters and
scenes are not.

*Headline News*

[Kero Beros - Newscaster (Email: kero_b@knnnn.com]

Kero was wearing a collar and a tie to look like a newscaster at the news table.

Kero: Now, the first few headline news.

"Couch potato relies on Abdominator to lose weight."

"98% Antique Medabots become 98% scrap metal."

"Mangas look less fun on books than seen on TV."

"And couch potato relies on Abdominator 2002 to lose weight. And on to the war report"

*War Report*

[Kero Beros - Newscaster. Email: kero_b@knnnn.com]

Kero: Welcome to KNNNN, where we bring you the news. Our first report involves the search
for Seseme All Raiden. So, right at the moment, we have Ash live at Goku's house.

~

[Ash Ketchum - DBZ territory President correspondent. Email: ash_k@knnnn.com]

Ash: Yeah, well, Goku hasn't talk to me yet.

~

Kero: Yeah, sorry, we're gonna have to cut you off as we have Tai over at the Digi-World on
the battle field.

~

[Tai Yagami - Digi-World Correspondent. Email: tai_y@knnnn.com]

Tai was sitting with snakes around him.

~

Kero: Sorry, we have got a technical difficulty with our Digi-World correspondent at the
moment so we got Erika live at Goku's Hexagon.

~

[Erika Tenryou - DBZ Territory Military correspondent. Email: erika_t@knnnn.com]

Erika: Its Code Shark's Fin at the moment as said by the Hexagon.

~

Kero: Yeah, well, I have got to cut you off because in the studio, I have Mr. Yamcha, the
Ambassador of the DBZ terriroty, is with us in the studio.

[Yamcha - DBZ Ambassador.]

Yamcha: Thanks.

~

Ash: I'm afraid I have to cut you off at the moment, Mr ambassador. I have reports that
Seseme All Raiden is alive.

~

Kero: Sorry, Ash, I'm afraid that we have got to cut you off. Erika?

~

Erika: Its Code Tuna Sandwich over here.

~

Kero: Ash?

~

Ash: He's confirmed to be on a flight to another country.

~

Kero: Erika?

~

Erika: Code Large Swimming Mammal in a can.

~

Kero: Tai?

~

Tai was still surrounded by snakes.

~

Kero: We still got that technical difficulty in the Digi-World. And that's the end of our
War Report. Next we have the World Report.

[KNNNN: Protecting the innocent, punishing the guilty]

*World Report*

[Eriol Hiragizawa - Newscaster. Email: eriol_h@knnnn.com]

Eriol: Hello and welcome to the World Report.

(Topic: Saiyans vs. Tax)

Eriol: The Saiyan Corp is complain over the Tax rate as its not good for their business. Well,
looks like its going to be war.

~[Erika Tenryou reporting. Email: erika_t@knnnn.com]

Erika: Saiyans around the world is at the IRS House in the DBZ territory arguing over
the new Tax system. Sooner or later, a war might break out. A financial war that is.

Trunks nearby aiming his Kamehameha at Erika only to countering it by using her
Nanchakus (Bruce Lee's weapon) to knock off the beams with a few Bruce Lee sounds.

Erika: Erika Tenryou for KNNNN! HI YA!

Erika whacks Trunks with her nanchakus.

~

(Topic: DigiCrats in trouble)

Eriol: At the moment, rumors has appeared that the DigiCrats are breaking apart as Senator
Jun Motomiya argues with Senator Mimi Tachikawa.

~[Ash Ketchum reporting. Email: ash_k@knnnn.com]

Ash was in a room with a picture of Mimi.

Ash: DigiCrats leader Senator Mimi Tachikawa abandoned her party and left of to somewhere that
we don't know in the Anime world. We do not know who the leader is, but I'm willing to take
the place when I am needed. Ash Ketchum for KNNNN.

~

Eriol: And now, the weather with Brock.

~

[Brock Blockhead - Weathertainment. Email: brock_b@knnnn.com]

Brock was in the a prison.

Brock: Alright, as you can see, I'm in a prison in the DigiWorld where some of the Digimon
inmates on the deathrow are celebrating. Now the report over the Pokemon world. Ok, there
is a thunder storm in the area of Pallet Town, a cyclone around Viridian, Saffron and
Celadon. Sunny in Fuchsia. Ok the weather around the areas of Kanto and Johto.

Kanto Region:
Viridian City - Windy
Saffron City - Windy
Fuchsia City - Sunny
Pallet Town - Raining
Celedon City - Windy
Pewter City - Sunny
Cerulean City - Raining
Lavander Town - Windy
Cinnabar Island - Sunny
Seafoam Island - Sunny
Indigo Plateu - Sunny
Mt. Moon - Sunny

Johto Region:
Who cares.

Brock: That's all for now. More will come up soon.

~

Eriol: It is said that people's phonelines are being tapped into as if you are an enemy. We
don't belive that, so now, a comercial break.

[KNNNN: Anyhome, anytimeline, anywhere else]

*Ad Break*

"When in need of an emergency, dial..."

"...any number. We'll be listening onto your calls."

"This is a service provided by Cramp Secret Service and the local police."

"Whether you like it or not."

*

McAnimes!

"People! You want a decent breakfast in a hurry? Well, look no further. McAnimes!"

A bottom half of a bun appeared, followed by three sunny sides up, three pancakes and a
crossont on top with butter.

"Get this the Giant Breakfast. With it, you get a cup of coffee."

Coffee was poured onto the food.

"And it comes with free refills in the restraunt."

Inside the restraunt, Li was holding the Giant Breakfast meal as Misty pours coffee onto the
meal.

"Only at McAnimes!"

McAnimes! The only place to eat in the Anime world.

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"Tired of boring news?"

President Goku was sitting at the congress.

"Then watch KNX ACTION NEWS!"

A balloon lands onto Goku's backyard.

"Where we get paralysis, legs broken and brain damages in our reports"

"This time, its personal!"

Goku VS. Myotismon.

"Only on KNX Action News! The news you yourself asked for!"

*End Ad Break*

*Sports Report*

[Kero Beros - Newscaster. Email: kero_b@knnnn.com]
[Eriol Hiragizawa - Newscaster. Email: eriol_h@knnnn.com]

Kero: Yep, we all love KNX Action news with flying bodies crashing into people's houses. Well
on to Sports.

Eriol: That's right, Kero. Onto our sports.

(Topic: Meats Vs. Crimson Flames)

Eriol: The Meats team now has bought transfers from the Blue Moon Team for the match against
the Crimson Flames. On now is our Sports Reporter Tai over on the satallite.

~

[Tai Yagami - Sports Reporter. Email: tai_y@knnnn.com]

Tai was surrounded by snakes.

~

Kero: And we seem to have a technical problem with Tai again. In other news, KNNNN Wrestling
has its time slot increased from its usual 4 minutes to 5 minutes. And now, straight onto
weather.

~

[Brock Blockhead - Weathertainment. Email: brock_b@knnnn.com]

Brock was holding an umbrella in a thunderstorm.

Brock: Well... *Lightning Strucked next to him* ...anyway, luckilly for me, I like the
saying "Lightining never strikes in the same place twice". *The lightning struck him twice*
Ouch. Now for weather in the Digi-World.

Digi-World:
File Islannd - Raining
Server - Sunny
Etemon's desert - Sunny
Myotismon's home - Cloudy
Pidemon's observertory - Storm
Machinedramon's city - Storm
Puppetmon's forest - Sunny
MetalSeadramon's sea - Raining

Brock: And that's all for now. Back to you Kero and Eriol.

~

Eriol: Thanks, Brock.

Kero: And next is finance.

[KNNNN: News with full compassion to the viewers.]

*Money Wise, Stock Full*

[Eriol Hiragizawa - Newscaster. Email: eriol_h@knnnn.com]

Eriol: Welcome to Money Wise, Stock Full. I'm Eriol Hiragizawa. In terms of money, the
Dollar has dropped against the heavy wright Pound, that is going around the mark on the
euro passing through the yen back to the Dollar. But KNNNN is complaining on the idea or
increasing the number of 'n's into the stock market. For more information, go to
www.moneywisestockfull.knnnn.com.com/. And after the break, current affairs.

[KNNNN - Rewarding the good, penalising the bad]

*Ad Break*

On KNNNN for Kids, we have two new super heroes, Sakura and Sora! On today's episode,
Sakura and Sora faces off against President Goken and Vice-President Vegavis.

"President Goken is attacing the Anime City! Sakura and Sora must fight him before he takes
over the Anime World! Find our more on..."

KNNNN for KIDS! "This is for the kids of today, workers of tomorrow!"

*

On the the Reality TV Channel, the spinoff of the Big Brother called Brother. On Channel 13
of Kero's Kable TV.

*

McAnimes!

"People! You want a something for breakfast and lunch in a hurry? Well, look no further.
McAnimes is offering a Spectacular Branch Offer to you."

Ikki was enjoying the Spectacular Branch Offer as he eats his meal.

"But only between 11:00 to 11:05 in the morning."

Li's jaw dropped as he couldn't get the Spectacular Branch Offer at the counter.

"Only at McAnimes!"

Li and Ikki were sharing the Spectacular Branch Offer.

"McAnimes! The only place to eat in the Anime world."

*End Ad Break*

*Current Affairs*

[Kero Beros - Newscaster (Email: kero_b@knnnn.com]

Kero: Welcome to Current Affairs.

~

(Topic: Who Should We Target?)

Kero: Our report now is on who should we target. In a story between David and Goliath, Goliath
got defeated by rocks because of his large head got in the way of his logic and was defeated.
He paid the price for it. In this current affair report, David is played by Goku's house and
Goliath is played by many people who tries to rob Goku's house.

~

"The people involve in trying to rob Goku's house are from places like Odaiba and Tomoeda,
where they were funded from places like Kanto and Johto. Added with Soldier training in Midgar
and Galbadia and pilot training in Esthar and Junon, magic training at Hogwarts and Balamb,
all that is left to triangulate where to attack is Myotismon's castle in the Digi-World."

Kero was in a paint shop holding a cut out heart shape and walks to a counter.

"If this is Myotismon's heart, how black would it be?"

The salesperson placed a bucket of black paint on the counter and Kero dipped the heart into
it.

"Yep, and its this what one would call the heart of darkness.. And what's more scary is the
names ends up counting the number of letters to 15, relating Seseme and Myotismon to be
involved in the same thing!"

S e s e m e A l l R a i d e n
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15

V e n o m - M y o t i s m o n
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15

"Two less number for Myotismon = the unlucky number. For him that is. That is why we must
attack Myotismon's Castle in the Digi-World! Just fire a Kamehame ha at his castle and
say bye bye."

~

Kero: And now the Emails we recieved at this time.

*From Joe Kido in Odaiba, he tells us to attack, just chant a self-strengthning chant.*

*And from Rei Hino in a Shinto temple in Japan, she suggests that we just stab him with a
stake.*

*With one last email from someone who calls himself Venom-M-mon says that in his message that
whatever President Goku is after in Myotismon's castle is long gone.*

Kero: Next up, we will interview someone who looks like the President of the Digi-World, Ken
Ichojouji and his Di...

*The Studio is proud to have restored you to your normal Fanfiction reading. Thank you for
viewing KNNNN.*

News Crew:
Kero Beros [kero_b@knnnn.com] (Editor, and Leading Commentator)
Eriol Hiragizawa [eriol_h@knnnn.com] (Commentator and Former Leading Correspondent)
Ash Ketchum [ash_k@knnnn.com] (Middle-level Correspondent and Investigative Journalist)
Erika Tenryou [erika_t@knnnn.com] (Experienced Correspondent and Investigative Journalist)
Tai Yagami [tai_y@knnnn.com] (Leading Investigative Journalist)
Brock Blockhead [brock_b@knnnn.com] (Weatherman)

Ad Crew:
Misty Ketchum
Sora Takenouchi
Li Syaoran
Ikki Tenryou
Sakura Avalon