Mobile Suit Gundam Fan Fiction / Love Hina Fan Fiction ❯ Stationary Student Hail Hina ❯ I'll let you in on a secret... ( Chapter 6 )

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WARNING: The following fanfic is a lemon; containing sexual content and harsh language. Viewer discretion is advised. The views presented within this fic does not reflect the views of the author. This is clearly fan work and should not be taken seriously. All those participating in sex are 18 years of age or older.

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You're watching your favorite afternoon show.ÿ The commercials come up and a shocking discovery had been made.ÿ Outlaw Star's buff bounty hunter Gene Starwind is dressed up as some sort of lawyer; walking through some office as he talks to the camera.

Gene:ÿ Friends.ÿ Are you tired of sheep?ÿ Are sheep tired of you? does your girlfriend know how to suck a dick?ÿ Does your sheep know how to suck a dick?ÿ Does your woodchuck know how to chuck wood?ÿ Do you have trouble investing in stock?ÿ Does stock have trouble investing in you?ÿ Are you pregnant yet?ÿ If not, I can help.ÿ Just call this number; and Starwind & Hawkings Enterprises...

Back at their home, young Jim Hawking rightfully bonks Gene over the head with a random blunt object.


Haruka Urashima can be found walking down the sidewalk with a cigarette in her mouth.ÿ Passing by her is some anemic woman with a myu-ing turtle on her head, "1st Gundam's" Zeong in a pleated skirt enjoying a box of glazed donuts, and the cast of Battle Athletes jogging by.ÿ But it doesn't seem to phase her somehow.ÿ Her plain face seems to be uncrackable.ÿ However...ÿ Her face cracks just a bit...

As soon as she turns into the grounds of the Hinata-Sou, the first thing that greets her is a billboard stating how much "Keitaro is a perverted loser who merely wants to get laid."ÿ Under said billboard; resident "girl-power" icon Naru Narusegawa is handing out flyers and forcing people to sign her petition to have Keitaro get kicked out of the all-lady's dorm.ÿ (So far she has ten names on the petition; her own, and others she forged because she knows their full name.)

The tape of her "Keitaro is a fucking loser" speech had been playing for a while, volume cranked to 12 so people in other cities can hear it, until Haruka comes by and destroys the tape player by stepping on it.

Naru:ÿ Huh?ÿ HEY!!ÿ WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!ÿ That's my prized speech on that tape and I didn't get it mastered!ÿ AK!ÿ Hi, Ms. Urashima.

Haruka:ÿ Ya know..ÿ I's o'vious dat ye haven' heard wut I been sayin'.

Naru:ÿ You mean, like "don't have the volume up too loud?"

Haruka:ÿ (Grabbing a nearby chair and sitting on it backwards.)ÿ Lishen:ÿ If ya think my neffew's such a lozer, den why don' ya jus' transfer to anotha dorm?

Naru:ÿ But it's not just me, ma'am!ÿ I'm worried about the other girls of this dorm!ÿ I mean...ÿ Do you realize how many of the girls here had been fucked by him during the past month alone?!

Haruka:ÿ Well, le's see...ÿ I know he an' Kitsume fuck enough ta popula'e Mars.ÿ Den dere's dat swordwoman Motoko...ÿ Shinobu's been gettin' a piece on da sly.ÿ And dere's Amara, Kaolla's big sister.ÿ She fucked him so hard dat he was impotent fo' a month...

Naru:ÿ OH, THAT ISN'T THE POINT!!ÿ This pervert's happily flinging his dick around like a horsey for everyone to ride on!ÿ Don't you find it disgusting?!

Haruka:ÿ It's wat da fanz want, dough.ÿ B'sidez, you seem ta be de only one who'z vocal abou' it.ÿ I dou't dat my neffew's some type o' tentacled monsta freak dat ya po'tray him ta be.ÿ W'enever I see him; he'z a'wayz hard at work cleanin' up afta your shit; wif little ta no complain's from him.ÿ An' even if I do catch him slidin' his salami up some girl; it's all good an' concensual.ÿ It ain' like he's forcin' 'em on da floor an' shovin' it up deir asses.

Naru:ÿ So what you're saying (through your Ebonic language) that it's okay for Keitaro to fuck whoever he pleases.ÿ Am I right?

Haruka:ÿ I'm SAYIN' dat you shoul' jus' chill, dammit!ÿ If it waz a big problem, den I'd be da first one on his ass.

Naru:ÿ And if you just happen to find yourself getting fucked by your own nephew of all people...

Haruka:ÿ ...Den I'd ask him if he'z usin' a condom.

Naru:ÿ THAT'S IT!!ÿ I'M OUT OF HERE!!

-=***=-

Later on Keitaro's still in his room; reading the morning paper in his bed.ÿ And he's yet to recover from his condition received from drinking Tsuruko's potion.ÿ Although he feels better, his manhood (which is now a whopping 12 inches) is still causing him nothing but pain and troubles.ÿ The thought of a knife-wielding Naru still around does not help matters either.ÿ And he can't beat if off either; lest some random dorm resident by bust in an-

Haruka:ÿ (Opens the door and enters his room.)ÿ Hey, "Scrubby!"ÿ I go' sum good news:ÿ Dat "fire ant girlfriend" o' yours iz...

Haruka's sentence had been thrown off the curve when she finds Tokyo Tower, covered in cloth, right smack in front of her.ÿ Keitaro's on the other side; crying because he's unable to hide it.

Keitaro:ÿ Haruka...ÿ It's not what you think...!

Haruka:ÿ (Slowly recovers from her shock, then waves her "tsk-tsk" finger.)ÿ Dat ain't no way for da manager of an all-girl's dorm to reack.ÿ Especially to sum "old maid."

She then grabs the covers of his bed and, much towards Keitaro's dismay, flings them off.ÿ She takes a look at her nephew's enormous cock and just goes back into shock.

Keitaro:ÿ (Sulking.)ÿ Haruka...ÿ I'm not gonna do my own aunt...

Haruka:ÿ And I KNOW ya not gonna star' beatin' dat thing off by ya lonesome, are ya?

Poor Keitaro reluctantly agrees as he lets Haruka climb over him.ÿ She pulls his sweatpants down and takes his meatiness by her hands.ÿ And as she positions her butt over Keitaro's face, she kisses the head of his cock and licks on it a couple of time before taking it into her mouth.

This is it, he thought with tears rolling down his cheeks.ÿ This is the part where he goes to Hell.ÿ He then looks up to see that her sex is soaking up her panties so much.ÿ His cock starts to twitch from this sight, and he feels Haruka's mouth going down on his largeness...

He makes the decision to try and enjoy his trip to Hell as he slides the crotch of her panties away from her sex.ÿ He brings her butt towards his mouth, smelling the rich aroma of pussy that he had been accustomed to since he started working as the manager, and licking along her vaginal folds.ÿ He finds out that Haruka's been taking good care of her pussy; "Lost In The Bushes" is what Mitsune usually douches with, but his own aunt using this product is something Keitaro wouldn't expect (or wouldn't want any business of knowing).

So here they are, nephew and aunt, in the 69 position, licking away at each other's sexes.ÿ Poor Keitaro's unable to enjoy this; believing that Naru would burst into the room, find them out, and decide to kill everybody.ÿ Haruka's not to be messed with, on the other hand.ÿ And so she attacks his cock and testicles with a tenacity of a hyena pack after dark.ÿ Keitaro had been caught off guard by the attacks; feeling the pain and the pressure building up inside him.ÿ And as his sex drive once again takes control; he finally lets himself go.

His cum travels up his cock with rapid speed, shoots from the pisser of his cockhead, and hits the back of Haruka's mouth extremely hard.ÿ She realizes her success and starts to swallow his cum as it quickly fills her mouth.ÿ Some of it spills out of her mouth and dribbles down his cock as she fails to swallow it all.ÿ After that was finished she nuzzles up to his cock and continues to jerk on it; his last shots of cum making their way over her shoulder...

-=***=-

At the meanwhile, an embittered Naru Narusegawa is sitting on the couch watching TV and wondering why Keitaro is so popular around the women of this dormitory.ÿ Okay, maybe he's helpful and known for leaving the restrooms cleaner than the edited versions of Vanilla Ice songs...ÿ And the way he balances a schedule counteracts his ability to get into Tokyo University...ÿ But why are women willingly giving away their bodies to such a pathetic loser?

Kaolla:ÿ (Joining Naru on the couch.) Maybe the same reason why you not give your body to Ronin.

Naru:ÿ HUH?!ÿ You've been reading the last paragraph?!

Kaolla:ÿ No.ÿ You mumble too loud.ÿ Anyway, Ronin not that bad.ÿ He remind me of big brother.

Naru:ÿ And if some other guy were to come by, he'd remind you of your big brother as well.

Kaolla:ÿ You so mean.ÿ Ronin remind me of big brother because he nice.

Naru:ÿ And if he took advantage of you...

Kaolla:ÿ It not advantage if I let him have me.

Naru:ÿ GRRR!ÿ And if you find out that he did many other women as well as you...

Kaolla:ÿ Then I would be a part of his harem!

The now enraged Narusegawa decides to stop talking to this young foreigner as she shifts her attention towards the TV screen.ÿ A commercial comes up, this time showcasing Outlaw Star's Twilight Suzuka, and this type of commercial catches Naru's eyes.

Suzuka:ÿ Ladies...ÿ Are you stalked by some guy who doesn't seem to take "NO!" for an answer?ÿ Do you find yourself swarmed by a large number of men at any given time?ÿ Or do you merely find the presence of one guy a blot in your existence?ÿ Just call me at this toll-free numb-

But after that point Kaolla rightfully bonks poor Naru over the head with a random, albeit heavier, blunt object.

-=***=-

Back at Keitaro's room, Haruka's laying on the bed with her legs spread wide as Keitaro prepares to enter her.ÿ And after he slides on a condom, he positions himself on top of her.ÿ His mind is screaming that he still can't do his own aunt, but his body is now following its instincts; and Haruka doesn't seem to wanna stop.

He manages to remove her bra; starting to massage her soft mammeries and licking around her nipples.ÿ His actions cause Haruka to moan and giggle slightly.ÿ She caresses his back and soon tells him to put it inside her.ÿ Keitaro grabs his hard cock and slides the head of it along Haruka's waiting pussy.ÿ And after getting use to her warmth and wetness, he shoves himself in.

Keitaro's just glad that his sliding door now has a lock on it.ÿ The last thing he needs right now is some deranged female barging in and finding out that he truly IS an uncontrollable pervert.ÿ Haruka pulls at his cheek in order to get him to pay attention to her.ÿ And (with sweatdrops decorating his head) he obliges and happily slams his pelvis along her crotch.

Haruka, noticing that his thrusts are going faster, starts to moan louder and mindlessly wraps her legs (still sheathed in dark stockings) around his body.ÿ She's about to reach her peak; something that she'd been doing by herself for a while since her search for a good man came up with nothing...ÿ She finally manages to reach her state of orgasmic bliss, with her nephew not far behind.

Keitaro starts pounding his cock into her at a faster rate; and the feeling of soft, wet pussy surrounding his big, hard cock finally drives him over the edge.ÿ A grunt escapes his lips as he gives out one final, powerful slam; reaching his own state of orgasmic bliss before his body decides to shut off.ÿ He ends up collapsing onto her body as they start to sleep off the rest of the day in their embrace and sweat.

-=***=-

Narusegawa, holding her head in pain from being hit with a blunt object, wanders down the hallway in search for Keitaro.ÿ She wants to release some built-up stress upon this poor sap.ÿ And hopefully she'll catch him doing the nasty with one of the Hinata-Sou residents.ÿ Maybe Shinobu...ÿ Possibly Kaolla...ÿ She might even catch him doing "something hideously wrong" with Sarah McDougal...

But then she meets the young Gaijin at the end of the hallway.ÿ An incredibly large grin is the only thing she sees on Sarah's face.ÿ And Naru, who's pissed off past the point of no return, also notices a small camcorder in her right hand...

Naru:ÿ Hmph!ÿ And what are YOU so happy about?

Sarah:ÿ I heard you were looking to destroy Keitaro.ÿ Am I right?

Naru:ÿ (Slowly growing the same wide grin.) Oh, really now?ÿ Destroy Keitaro?ÿ By what means?

Sarah:ÿ Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh...ÿ I'd just caught him...ÿ On tape...ÿ Doing something totally disgusting...

Naru:ÿ And just how disgusting is it...?

Sarah:ÿ Two simple words, senior Narusegawa...:ÿ RED.ÿ NECK.

Naru:ÿ WHOA.ÿ Then we can't just keep this to ourselves, can we?ÿ The world must know of the evils of Keitaro Urashima.ÿ And hopefully they will do away with this monstrosity for us.

Sarah:ÿ Yes!ÿ The "Sarah And Naru Duet" has been formed once again.ÿ SAND Project, Operation Destroy Keitaro is NOW commencing!

And two of the most evil characters of Love Hina are now decked out in the uniforms of the Mariemaya Army; complete with insignia right behind them.ÿ They hold their fists up, sharing wide grins and deep, haunting laughs.ÿ This looks bad for our poor hero.ÿ How will he escape from outta this?!