Mobile Suit Gundam Fan Fiction / Love Hina Fan Fiction ❯ Stationary Student Hail Hina ❯ Fainting Princess ( Chapter 7 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

WARNING: The following fanfic is a lemon; containing sexual content and harsh language. Viewer discretion is advised. The views presented within this fic does not reflect the views of the author. This is clearly fan work and should not be taken seriously. All those participating in sex are 18 years of age or older.

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ZDS (Zabi Daikun Sakhalin) MOVIES PRESENTS...!ÿ (Insert the MGM style eyecatch with Eiphar Synapse's mugshot in the circle where the lion's head should be, right under the smaller head of what appears to be Degwin Zabi.ÿ The trademark "lion's roar" can be heard in the background. )

EIPHAR SYNAPSE!ÿ (Another eyecatch, this time with the "MGM lion's head," as the fanfare music plays...)

Eiphar:ÿ What the hell?!ÿ I don't believe this!

HARUKA & KEITARO!ÿ (The third eyecatch consists of Keitaro looking like a mouse and his aunt Haruka looking completely "cat-lady."ÿ More fanfare music plays with the poor captain of the Albion complaining in the background...)

-=***=-

The scene switches to the office of Tokyo University's Dean of Dormitories and College Housing.ÿ And Eiphar, who just happens to be said dean, is sitting behind the desk in front of the ocean-calm Haruka and the nerve-racked Keitaro.

Eiphar:ÿ [I can't believe they messed up the eyecatch...]ÿ Now, it has come to my attention that you two have...ÿ ...misunderstood how "quality family time" should be spent.

And it came to nearly the whole city's attention as flyers of Haruka and Keitaro doing the 69 get posted all over the place.ÿ And a commercial-length video of them having sex was not helping matters either; since it found its way on TV and in the news.ÿ Naru and Sarah's plan seems to be doing perfect as Keitaro sits in the chair with doom and depression etched all around him.

Haruka:ÿ It'z my fault, Mr. Synapse.ÿ I'm a horny-azz woman who likes ta get it on with young boyz.

Eiphar:ÿ Which is why I refuse to waste my time or that of the other deans on this situation.ÿ It's not any of our business how you improve your...ÿ ...family relations.ÿ Just as long as they don't interfere with the learning process of the students at this university.ÿ However, I would like your cooperation in capturing the person responsible for all these flyers.

Haruka:ÿ Oh.ÿ Well.ÿ Sure thing!

Keitaro:ÿ So...ÿ Uh...ÿ All's forgiven with me, right?

Eiphar:ÿ Hells no.ÿ But you're young, and you'll soon learn.ÿ Besides, I've been wanting to talk to you.

Keitaro:ÿ Talk to me?ÿ About what?

Eiphar:ÿ I bet that you've been wondering why some aging captain of a Feddie spaceship is now a dean of college housing at one of the world's top universities.ÿ Am I right?

Keitaro remembers clearly from the part 4 of this fanfic series where Kaolla Su and Ginias Sakhalin used the dreaded Apsalus IV to blow up the Federation's main base in Jaburo.ÿ And poor Eiphar is still plagued with the image of the two characters dancing and singing like they've been friends for decades...


This is a 20th Century Myuu-ing Turtle Film (with the inclusion of the trademark eyecatch and fanfare music).

Kentaro:ÿ (Looking to his right.) And can someone please explain to me WHY this is going on?

Eiphar:ÿ It's a dang parody, kid!ÿ I still can't believe that they messed up that first eyecatch...!

Kentaro:ÿ Huh...?ÿ Oh well...ÿ Start the music, my good man.

-=***=-

Kentaro Sakata, the handsome playboy that most women end up drooling over (read: the Anti-Keitaro) can be seen walking down the street and letting his "mojo" do his work.ÿ But he suddenly starts to notice that the city he's walking through is covered from wall to wall with flyers.ÿ He takes a look at one of them; recognizing the two naked bodies that are having sex with each other...

Kentaro:ÿ (With a slight shade of disgust on his face.) Is THIS Keitaro and Haruka?!ÿ I knew that he was going for the arts when he tried to get into Toudai...ÿ But this is ridiculous!ÿ Or maybe he's desperate for one of these college loans.ÿ Hmph.ÿ I know of a few organizations wh-ÿ What's with that song?!

He finally notices the song being played from the nearby radio.ÿ It's Naru Narusegawa and Sarah McDougal, _rapping_.

Duck:ÿ (From the radio.)ÿ What's up, party people!ÿ Dis is Duck King from KOFF, representin' Tokyo and it's outlyin' areas!ÿ Dat song ya just heard was from a female duo known as S.A.N.D., and it's called "N.A.S.!"ÿ I don't know about y'all, but these ladies have ISSUES, man!ÿ ISH-YOUS!ÿ However, dat song is riddled with funk!ÿ Can it be dat dis "Eminem" style of flow is gettin' mainstream now?

After listening to the DJ, Kentaro looks at the flyer again to read the wordings...

Kentaro:ÿ "...brought to you by SAND (Sarah And Naru Duet).ÿ Beating down perverts and would-be rapists for the new millennium..."ÿ It I'm not mistaken...ÿ Then my assumptions...

His "playboy sense" starts tingling, and his body instinctively moves to the left.ÿ He turns his head to find someone replastering some ripped-up flyers along the store's window; despite complaints from the owner of that store.ÿ Kentaro decides to intervene; placing his hand on that person's shoulder.ÿ Kentaro had also managed to duck the punches and kicks that followed afterwards.ÿ By now, his suspicions were corrected.

Kentaro:ÿ Narusegawa?

Naru:ÿ (Snapping from her shock and stops attacking.)ÿ KENTARO!!ÿ What are you doing here?!

Kentaro:ÿ Ms. Narusegawa...ÿ That's MY question.ÿ Did you and your boyfriend have a fight?

Naru:ÿ Look!ÿ You better stay away from me!ÿ I'm currently trying to rid the world of you perverted scum once and for all!ÿ (Goes back to plastering the flyers to the walls and windows.)ÿ IF it weren't for guys like you, I wouldn't be so miserable all the time.

But the sudden grab along her bustline causes her to go hyper-space.ÿ Kentaro had managed to get behind her and hold her by her large breasts hidden beneath her workclothes.

Kentaro:ÿ Now that's a shame, my dear lady.ÿ What you're doing is horrible and unladylike.ÿ A woman with as much power as you should not think of men this badly.

At that point, Naru wants to hit him so hard that he'll never return from orbit.ÿ Her mind's screaming to rip off parts of his body and stomp on his remains...ÿ But her body's unable to follow her mind's orders...

-=***=-

Angel Naru:ÿ WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!!ÿ THIS RAPIST IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOU!!ÿ KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD!!ÿ RIP OUT ALL PARTS OF HIS ANATOMY AND MAKE SURE HE NEVER REINCARNATES!!

Devil Naru:ÿ Why?ÿ It feels good.

Angel Naru:ÿ WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM??!!ÿ HE'S A RAPING PEDOPHILE!!ÿ HE'LL PROBABLY FUCK YOU AND LEAVE YOU WITH TEN MILLION CHILDREN SO HE CAN...!!

Devil Naru:ÿ You'll never be able to feel good, dear.ÿ Why don't you just give it a rest?

Angel Naru grabs a submachine gun from out of "hammer space" and starts shooting at Devil Naru.ÿ But Devil Naru blocks the bullets with her shield and slices off her arm with a beam saber.

Angel Naru:ÿ (With blood gushing from out of her side.) IMPOSSible...!ÿ The bullets of justice...

Devil Naru:ÿ You don't know how dangerous you are.ÿ That's why I must destroy you.

-=***=-

This film has been created by Mozambique Pictures, in association with Black Tristar Films.ÿ (Including eyecatches of "Secret Of Blue Water's" Nadia standing and holding up a torch, and an attacking Dom with angel wings on its back; respectively.)

-=***=-

Meanwhile, Haruka and Keitaro and walking down the street towards the Hinata-Sou; the latter shamefully hiding his head in his jacket from the crowd.

Keitaro:ÿ You think we should wear disguises?

Haruka:ÿ If deze foolz 're gonna stare at us, it'll be more outta pity dan disgust.ÿ (Shifts her attention towards the crowd.)ÿ AIN'T DAT RIGHT, PEOPLE?!ÿ HE'S SUCH A POOR SOUL TA HAVE SUCH AN EVIL WOMAN ATTACKIN' 'IM SO DAMN BLATANTLY!!ÿ OH WOE IZ HIS FUCKIN' ASS!!

And as Keitaro sinks deeper into a hole of darkened guilt, the crowd looks at him and most of them pretty much had no choice but to agree with Haruka.ÿ The rest, mainly guys, are envious.

Unconvinced, Keitaro decides that he should be somewhere else at this time.ÿ He starts walking faster...ÿ And finds himself crashing to the ground.ÿ He removes the jacket from his head to find out what tripped him.ÿ It was more like _who_ tripped him.ÿ And is she still alive?

Keitaro:ÿ Mitsumi?ÿ MUTSUMI!!ÿ OH MY GOD!!

Haruka:ÿ Check 'er pulse, kid.ÿ If it ain't dere, DEN ya can scream.

-=***=-

Music provided by RCA, a company which has a dalmation nodding its head to a gothic speed-metal song on a portable CD player.

-=***=-

Sarah McDougal can be found leaving RCA's Japanese headquarters; skipping merrily along with the knowledge that somebody's bought up the rights to the duo's works.

Sarah:ÿ Ten million smackers, Naru!ÿ You will NOT believe it!ÿ Pretty soon, the whole wide world will realize the evils of perverted scum like Keitaro!ÿ Now, all I need to do is find you...ÿ And we can get this ball rolling for good.

Unbeknownst to Sarah is that her buddy Naru is at a nearby hotel being thoroughly manhandled by the smooth-talking Kentaro.ÿ He continuously gropes her breasts and fingers her pussy from under her wet panties; with poor Naru unable to stop him since her enraged Angel side had been tied up and drugged by her relaxed Demon side...

-=***=-

Kazuya:ÿ (With May in the background making "morse-code" noises.)ÿ Distributed by HMM Media Corporation; which is in consolidation with HMM Broadcasting Services; which whole-heartedly believes in lots of fan-service, short-skirted maid fetishes, and magnificent mecha for all.ÿ (Breathes heavily due to the lost of breath...)

May:ÿ From "Charms," Kazuya-san?ÿ [Referring to the old "Blowpop" commercial.]

Kazuya:ÿ (Grimacing...)ÿ You know, I'm just starting to realize how annoying that "morse code" sound is.

-=***=-

Later on in the Hinata-Sou, Mutsumi wakes up from her spell.ÿ She finds herself on the couch as Keitaro prepares another cold, wet cloth for her forehead.ÿ And she starts to smile at him for being such a nice guy.

Keitaro:ÿ (Notices that Mutsumi's awake.)ÿ Oh.ÿ I'm glad that you're all right.

Mutsumi:ÿ ...thank you, Keitaro...ÿ ...you're just the person I want to see, too...

And after that point, Mutsumi takes him by the hand (which takes him by surprise) and places it on her heaving chest (which causes him to have a nosebleed).ÿ His other hand immediately grabs a Kleenex from the strategically placed box.

Keitaro:ÿ (With tissue in his bleeding nostrils.)ÿ What's that about?!ÿ Aren't you dating Seta?

Mutsumi:ÿ Please don't mention that name.ÿ I do not want to hear the name of this guy anymore.

Keitaro:ÿ Uh...ÿ Can I have the full story, please?

Mutsumi:ÿ Only if you can help me "reenact the deleted parts" with me.

After Keitaro's confused agreement, Mutsumi starts off to explain what happened between Seta and her.ÿ It seems that one of the "drooling fangirls' dreams ever to come true," Seta Noriyasu, is more interested in work rather than the love shared with Mutsumi; as well as what should happened afterwards.ÿ Everytime they meet, it's all talk-talk-talk, Okinawa, the turtle that resides on her head, the archaeological digs, DA BEARS, and nothing much after that.ÿ And as much as a fan of DA BEARS our fainting princess is, she had to break ties with him once and for all.ÿ Besides, he went to Africa a while back.ÿ And his study on a tribe turns out to be an "AK-74 wedding" with him on the business side of the gun barrel.

Keitaro:ÿ That's horrible!ÿ (Shotgun wedding?)

Mutsumi:ÿ ...that's why I want you to fuck me...

And Keitaro gets hit with the largest proverbial brick.ÿ Shy and quiet Mutsumi is starting to talk in NuTech porn actress dialogue.ÿ And, depending on the situation, this can mean either a good thing or a bad thing.ÿ His bulging eyes stare at her as she give her nod of approval.ÿ And then he suddenly gets up and locks all the windows and doors to make sure nobody barges in.

He then goes back to Mutsumi...ÿ And starts to massage her breasts...ÿ His Tokyo Tower decides to return within his pants as if the side effects didn't leave him at all.ÿ But the thought of finally getting a chance to go between some nice melons is any perverted young man's dream come true.

He helps her remove her annoyingly heavy sweater (which is probably the reason why she faints so much).ÿ And he goes back to massage her large, soft mammeries.ÿ Mutsumi manages to unhook her bra from her back so she can remove it as well.ÿ But Keitaro was unable to wait as he flings off his pants and underwear.ÿ He climbs onto her and places his large cock between her soft, warm titties.

Mutsumi gasps in amazement from his uncharacteristic largeness; rewarding his bravery by licking at the head of his cock.ÿ He starts to hump her breasts at a rapid pace, but she tells him not to go so fast because lubrication hasn't been applied yet.ÿ Keitaro hears her from the corner of her mind and tries to slow down.ÿ But he's unable to do it since the titty-fucking feels so good.

Mutsumi decides to take over by grabbing his cock and jerking it along its length.ÿ She senses that Keitaro wants to cum so badly and is unable to keep him at bay.ÿ So, as he continues to fondle her breasts, she tries to "handle" his cock a bit faster.ÿ This exercise tires her out quickly, however.ÿ And it ends up becoming Keitaro's turn to handle his own member.

She rests as he feeds the head of his cock into her mouth.ÿ Mutsumi lets it inside her mouth; licking around its muscular head and along its peehole.ÿ Keitaro starts to feel good from the wetness and warmth of her mouth.ÿ He then takes it out of her mouth, with an audible "pop," and jerks on himself as fast as he can.ÿ After a while, he finally reaches his peak.ÿ He positions himself down her body and, as Mutsumi starts to reanimate herself, his cock shoots hot streams of jizz along her breasts and cleavage.

Mutsumi's sensitive breasts can feel his hot, white stickiness making their impact.ÿ She takes his cock into her warm hands and slides it back between her breasts; noting that the her cleavage had been successfully lubricated.ÿ Keitaro notices this and goes back up her body to do about a few more thrusts of his cock between her mammeries before his body slows down from the lost of energy.

Keitaro tries to regain his normal breathing; his instincts realizing what he must do next.ÿ He climbs off of Mutsumi and proceeds to pull up her long dress.ÿ He massage her legs which are darkened by her silky hosiery.ÿ He then lifts her left leg up to find, for the fueling of his glee, that they're control-top panties.ÿ Her white panties, with crotch moistened from the past exercise, are clearly visible from the dark shadow of her dress.ÿ And he starts off by licking at her upper thighs.

Mutsumi closes her legs and lifts her butt up so she can have Keitaro remove her tight underwear.ÿÿ He takes the note; pulling it by the sides and sliding it up until it only hugs the calf of her right leg.ÿ His head goes between her legs and starts "eating her out."

Mutsumi:ÿ Ungh!ÿ Don't tease me like that, Keitaro.ÿ I want the real thing.

Keitaro:ÿ I want you to get use to it so you won't die on me.ÿ Besides, your pussy taste delicious.

And with that, he continues to drive her crazy with his technique; licking along her folds and under her clit as he thrusts two of his fingers into her hole.ÿ Mutsumi starts to moan even louder than before.ÿ Her mind had been sent to her own private world as her body starts to jerk from the bombardment of pleasure.ÿ And Keitaro continues to eat her out until she reaches her peak.ÿ She ends up holding in her long-needed howl as the release of her build-up came in the form of her cum.ÿ Her gooey liquid gushes from out of her sex, along Keitaro's hand, and onto his face.

After that moment Mutsumi starts to howl, but it turns into a deep sigh of relief as she rests on the couch.ÿ Keitaro moves up and along her body, her chest still covered with his sticky cum, and looks deeply into her face.ÿ He's glad that he had given Mutsumi a sense of satisfaction (and is glad that Mitsune's teachings from the Kama Sutra had paid off).ÿ He leads into a kiss, with Mutsumi wrapping her arms around his body.

Keitaro then proceeds to reach down for his member (which is soft from all the romance).ÿ Mutsumi instinctively reaches down and opens her sex up.ÿ He shoves the head of his cock into her pussy, and THEN it gets hard.ÿ He slides in at that instant and starts to thrust into her sex at a slow pace.ÿ Mutsumi can feel his cock getting harder and thrusting in and out of her.ÿ It makes contact with her spot and starts moaning like a professional porn actress.ÿ Keitaro can feel her legs wrap around him and her arms grabbing the sides of his upper body.ÿ He feels so confident; like he's actually some star in some porno flick.ÿ And after a while, they reach their climax stages.

Mutsumi reaches hers first; squealing as loud as any little girl would when they held their first puppy.ÿ Her sex starts clenching, causing Keitaro to let go and groan loudly as he spills his jizz into her wet hole.ÿ And then came Kaolla and Mitsune; their continuous rubbing of their sex under their panties causes them to drench their undergarments at the near same time...

Keitaro snaps from out of his trance; turning around to find his fellow tenants Kaolla, Mitsune, and Shinobu mastubating nearby.ÿ The later finally reaches her orgasm and makes a wet mess in her panties...

Keitaro:ÿ Uh...ÿ ...ladies...ÿ ...what are...

Mitsune:ÿ Ooooh honey...ÿ We wanted to see you, stud muffin...ÿ But you were busy...

Koalla:ÿ So we waited for Ronin to finish.ÿ But it was too good, so we fucked ourselves!ÿ I GOT AN IDEA!!ÿ HOW ABOUT A "CLUSTER FUCK!!"

Keitaro:ÿ ...no.

-=***=-

An eyecatch of a guy's room in the dark of night, filled with pornographic anime paraphernalia and such.ÿ The camera goes out of the window into the night with the shining full moon at the center.ÿ The letter O surrounds the moon...

Porn Actress:ÿ "cOc."

-=***=-

Later on that day, Sarah visits the Hinato-Sou and meets up with Motoko (who's been practicing kendo outside for a while).

Motoko:ÿ I have not seen Narusegawa for the whole day, McDougal.ÿ My apologies.

Sarah:ÿ Ooooh...ÿ I hope she's okay.

Motoko:ÿ Her welfare should be the least of your worries.ÿ I doubt that a strong woman like her would find herself in any deme-

An audible "thud" can be heard from the other side of the fence.ÿ Motoko notices this, and Sarah notices Motoko's distraction.ÿ They make their way to the front of the entrance...ÿ And end up finding the most horrible sight ever known.

Sarah's glass-breaking scream can be heard from throughout the women's dorm...

-=***=-

Keitaro, Kaolla, Shinobu, Mitsune, Haruka, Mutsumi, Motoko, Sarah, and three more random people are at the sight of the disturbance; witnessing this horrible, disgusting sight:

Kentaro Sakata (the Anti-Keitaro); physically drained of his energy, using his last strength to reach out his hand for assistance from God or anybody else, and having a large leech grappling onto its back with its teeth.ÿ The most horrifying part is that said leech had Naru Narusegawa's hairstyle.

Sarah:ÿ NARU!!ÿ WHAT DID THAT HIDEOUS DEMON DO TO YOU??!!

Naru-leech:ÿ He wanted me, I said no.ÿ He took me anyway, and so I took all of whatever he had.

Keitaro:ÿ I just hope that this is the end of this lemon fanfic.ÿ The last thing I need are more suprises.

Crocodile:ÿ Surprise!ÿ GRRROOOOWL!!

The growl of a white crocodile catches everybody by surprise; and they move slowly away from it, even Kentaro who's supposedly near death.

Kaolla:ÿ A white crocodile.ÿ It means that my sister Amara is here!

And just as soon as Mutsumi opens her mouth to ask about Amara; a large, athletically built dark-skinned woman appears from out of nowhere, snatches the confused Keitaro, and disappears just as quickly.ÿ This is the third time in the row that everyone's been taken by surprise.ÿ And those with the tolerance level of Shinobu have reached their limits as they start to get dizzy and cry.

Mitsune:ÿ Kaolla...ÿ Why?

Kaolla:ÿ Amara had heard about Keitaro having sex with Haruka.ÿ So she came over to rid Keitaro of his demon.

Mitsune:ÿ (Grimacing) And how is she gonna do that?

Kaolla:ÿ By having sex with him and marrying him.

Mutsumi:ÿ OH MY.

Haruka:ÿ Oh well...ÿ Goodnight, folks.


This show has been brought to you by Su Sisters Production, and distributed by Su Communications.

An eyecatch of the WB emblem, which now has SS instead, is overlayed on the African desert plains.ÿ Oh yeah.