Naruto Fan Fiction / Bleach Fan Fiction ❯ Inner Hollow, Demon Emergence ❯ Friends? Or are they? ( Chapter 2 )

Gran Rey Cero

Presents

Inner Hollow, Demon Emergence

Summery: Naruto had always been treated badly, though no one ever came out and said why. Suddenly, upon trying meditation to control his wild chakra, he finds out of his past…and his new future!

Pairing (s): Naruto/Harem (Pretty much already decided.), Sasuke/? Gaara/?

Rating: M - NC-17

Classification: AU, Naruto/Bleach Crossover.

BTW: I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR ANY OTHER THINGS USED IN THIS STORY! THIS IS THE ONLY DISCLAIMER I'LL BE PUTTING UP, AND ONLY BECAUSE I JUST REMEMBERED TO PUT IT. DEAL WITH IT.

NNNNN (Three more months later)

Naruto walked into his classroom with a knock. “Ohayo Iruka-sensei! Am I late?” He said with a slightly sheepish smile. Heads turned to him, and jaws dropped. The guys because he practically radiated awesomeness, and the girls because he was so hot! Naruto hadn't changed much from the initial changes that Kyuubi forced on him. There were slight differences, such as the fact that there was more blood red on his hair, though if it was actual blood would forever be a secret. He had also increased in strength, his muscles growing slightly larger. He had finally managed to get some new clothes after threatening the Hokage with his Oiroke no Jutsu. He wore a black Gi that was open in the front. (Think ptII Sasuke.) He had the same red cargo pants as Kyuubi, and the same combat boots.

Iruka calmly asked, “Forgive me, but who exactly are you?”

“Aww…you wound me Iruka-sensei! You don`t recognize me?” He sighed in a dramatically sad manner, “Well, guess I`m gonna have to paint your hair orange again.” he finished in a cheery smile.

Now Iruka's jaw dropped, “Na-Naruto?” He shook off his immense shock, “You disappear for six months and all you have to say is, “Am I late?” You…you…where have you been?”

Naruto grinned sheepishly, “I was training myself…I was getting bored with the academy after failing that damn Bunshin test twice.”

The other student lost their awe almost immediately and started to snicker. A call of, `Dobe' sounded through the air.

A boy with a mutt on his head yelled, “You`re a freakin loser man! How can you not know Bunshin?”

Iruka interrupted, “Hey you don`t know if he can or not. That was in the past. He might have mastered it since then. So how about it Naruto, care to perform a Bunshin for the class?”

“Still can`t do it. I didn`t even bother trying the damn thing. I`ve been busy with other things.” Naruto said a bit sheepishly.

The boy with a dog on his head yelled, “DOBE! You are a loser!” as Iruka's head dropped to his desk in an exaggerated sigh.

Naruto smiled cheerfully at the boy, “How do you like your guts? Medium, Rare, or Well-done?” The boy paled immensely and tried to hide under his table.

Sasuke smirked, “Top dog my ass. To think the great Inuzuka Kiba would be cowed by such a timid threat! I`m shocked!” the sarcasm could be cut with a knife.

“H-hey! F-fuck y-you man!” Kiba yelled.

Naruto laughed, “Trash shouldn`t talk big! I`ll rip your fucking throat out dog boy if you don`t prove your damn worth.”

Iruka was only slightly shocked at Naruto, “Naruto! Kiba! Sasuke! Apologize now!” He yelled with his patented Big-head Jutsu.

Sasuke and Kiba muttered apologies reluctantly, while Naruto yawned, “Sorry dog breath. But seriously, don`t piss me off.”

Iruka sighed as he realised that was the best he was going to get, “Alright, since this is the first time that Naruto`s been here all year, I`ll let you get acquainted while we have a small Taijutsu tourney. Outside kids!” Naruto smirked and just walked out the door. Pretty soon, all of Iruka's class was out there. “Alright, when I call your name, you will come up to the front with your opponent.” Names were randomly chosen with a bingo ball chooser, but each ball had a child's name on it. Finally, after all the admittedly boring fights, Iruka called, “Well would you look at that. Naruto makes the class have a odd number. As such, this last fight will be Uzumaki Naruto vs. Uchiha Sasuke vs. Inuzuka Kiba.”

Naruto smiled at his luck, “Awesome! Make this fun would ya boys.”

Sasuke smirked, while Kiba just stood there looking “pretty.” Kiba started things off immediately, heading straight for Naruto. Sasuke stayed put, waiting for Kiba to be out of it. The boy threw out a volley of strikes, which Naruto blocked until he got bored. He planted his fist in the boy's face with a quick, “You bore me.” Naruto faced Sasuke, “Now that dog boy is out of the picture, lets rock!”

A smirk was all he received, until Sasuke's fangirls started cat-calling at him. His smirk changed to a grimace. `Damn bitches!' He screamed in his mind. He charged the blood-blonde and performed a jumping round-house. Naruto evaded it easily and threw a roundhouse of his own. Sasuke caught the leg and moved far enough to not be hit. He threw the offending foot, spinning Naruto around. Naruto grinned as he felt a fist impact his back. He fell forward, caught himself, and flipped back to his feet.

“Not bad Uchiha!” He yelled. He ran to the boy, span around, and threw a crushing backfist. Sasuke ducked, as Naruto had planned. Naruto used his momentum to continue his spin. He put his other hand on the ground and threw his leg. The momentum from his spin added force to the kick. His heel impacted with Sasuke's arm, which was thrown up just in time to protect his face. The impact threw the boy's arm up and numbed it. Naruto took advantage of his guard being broken, and threw the same kick again, this time connecting with the boys jaw, much to his and his fangirl's chagrin.

The boy spun in the air and manage to land on his feet, sliding a bit. “You`re strong Uzumaki!” Sasuke yelled, “I want that strength! If I beat you, then I`ll know that I am strong as well!” He wiped the blood of his face, and charged, at an even greater speed then before. He threw many punches and kicks, a few actually hitting Naruto. He shrugged them off of course. Kyuubi hit waaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy harder. He broke through Sasuke's defence and delivered a punishing uppercut to his jaw.

Sasuke lifted off the ground, used the chance to dropkick Naruto in the face, ending the manoeuvre with a backflip, landing on his feat and retaking his stance.

Naruto wiped his nose and yelled, “This is fun Uchiha! This is fun!”

They were about to continue the match when Iruka got between them, “Excellent match boys. Naruto, you`ve improved immensely since I last saw you. Sasuke, an excellent show as always.” He smiled at them, “Shake hands boys, then go take a breather. It is lunchtime anyway.”

Naruto stuck his hand out, “You`re good. Lets be friends Uchiha-kun.”

“I don`t do friends.” The Uchiha said coldly.

“Acquaintances then. Or training buddies. Whatever.” Naruto waved his rejection off easily. Sasuke stared at him for a second before he took his hand, “Great match, I haven`t had that much fun in a while!” Naruto said cheerfully. They walked back into the building and got their food. They went to eat in the courtyard. Sasuke ignored his fangirl's calls and went to eat elsewhere. Naruto tapped his shoulder and jerked his head to a tree. Sasuke shrugged and they jumped into the branches. “So…any particular reason you avoid those girls like the plague? I know they`re hideous but pussy`s pussy man.”

Sasuke snorted, “And get crabs? No thanks, I`ll stick to girls who aren`t prostitutes.”

Naruto almost fell out of the tree from laughing so hard, “So, have any babes caught your eye?”

Sasuke shook his head, “Nah, they all have something. I know it. Besides, none of them are hot.” Paranoid much?

“Tch, that blonde isn`t so bad, but she probably is filled with STDs. You know what they say, “Gotta catch em all!”” Naruto laughed.

They other boy gagged, “Never again Uzumaki.”

“Why don`t we introduce ourselves properly Uchiha-kun?” Naruto said with his cheerful air. “The name`s Uzumaki Naruto, but you knew that. My likes…Icha Icha Paradise…training…beating people into the ground…inventing new techniques that don't waste time with useless hand seals…swearing…babes…and ramen. My dislikes…people in general…Yaoi…idiots…weaklings… Hobbies…fighting…training...checkin out babes…peeping in the hot springs…reading Icha Icha paradise… My ambition…be World`s Strongest…get laid multiple times, preferably with multiple girls at once…and…revenge I suppose. I really hate this village most of the time..”

Sasuke smirked at his introduction, “Uchiha Sasuke. Likes…pretty much the same as you, excluding inventing techniques, ramen, and whatever Icha Icha is.”

“You poor soul! You`ve never read Icha Icha?” Naruto exclaimed. He whipped a book out and stuck it under the Uchiha's nose…on page seventy six…which featured a bondage foursome. The Uchiha glanced at it, started turning red, then clutched his nose in an attempt to keep it from blowing a geyser of blood out. “You can keep that one. I`ll just steal another.” Naruto said. The book just disappeared, and Sasuke started patting his pouch.

“Now...” Sasuke said when he regained himself, “Before you interrupted me, I was about to say that I hate every thing you said, plus running from those damn fangirls. They`re like locust, and I especially hate Yaoi.” They both shuddered. “My hobbies, training, Icha Icha.” Naruto grinned, “My ambition…is to kill a certain man.” he said it with an awesome, dark, and mysterious aura. “…and get laid.” The effect was ruined as he giggled almost inaudibly.

Naruto grinned, “So who`s the lucky lady?”

Sasuke smirked at the comment, “Uchiha…Itachi.”

“Oh yeah…fucker went insane didn`t he? Killed the entire clan. Poor bastards. They actually were pretty nice to me back then. Any other reason?”

Sasuke shuddered and started shaking, “Well…there was this one time…he put me in a Genjutsu and forced me to watch boy band concerts...and one with women's talk shows...that shit stay`s with you for life man…I WILL KILL HIM FOR MAKING ME SEE THAT!” (A/n: Itachi`s my favorite character, but I just had to include that. I remembered the San Andreas thing with CJ and the condom stuck to his face. I just made my own version.)

Naruto patted his back in sympathy, “Well with a past like that…I don`t blame ya. I`d kill him too.”

Naruto smirked, “By the way, if you want those bitches to shut up, just stuff your dick in one of them, maybe then they'll shut up since they`ll be too busy gagging.”

“You wouldn`t catch me dead with one of those sluts. Maybe that ramen girl though.”

“Paws off Ayame-chan.” Naruto growled.

“I`m guessing you`re close.” Sasuke raised his eyebrow.

“You`d guess right Sasuke-chan.” Naruto said with a cheery smile.

“Call me that again and die dobe.”

“Tch, I fought you evenly and you call me a dead-last teme?” Naruto retorted.

They were interrupted by two of the sluts, “Sasuke-kun! Can we sit with you!” One was the blonde Naruto mentioned earlier, and the second had pink hair…yes…pink fucking hair…

“No. But I congratulate you for actually making it up the tree.” Naruto said quickly. He could just feel the STD's on them.

“We didn`t ask you Naruto-baka!” they turned their rage on him.

“Go away.” Sasuke said simply. They hung their heads with black cloud hovering over them. They didn't leave though, so Naruto booted them. “Now where were we? Oh yeah! You can`t even do Bunshin.” Sasuke shot back with a smirk.

Naruto growled at him, and yelled back, “That isn`t my fault. It is physically impossible for me to pull off that Jutsu. Its like trying to suck a crystal ball through a straw without breaking it! It just doesn`t happen man!”

“Liar! Even the Hokage doesn`t have that much chakra. If you want me to believe that bull you`ll have to prove it.” Sasuke retorted, still smirking.

“Not here. Too big a bang.” Naruto said.

Sasuke got up and said, “Follow me.”

NNNNN

“Tch, maybe I`ll finally have a friend.” Naruto said cheerfully as he walked next to the last Uchiha.

“I wouldn`t bet on that.” Naruto shrugged his dismissal off. “We're here. So show me this technique of yours.” Sasuke demanded.

Naruto smirked, “Ladies first.” Kyuubi laughed in his head while Sasuke growled.

“Fine, but it better be good.” The Uchiha snarled at him.

“Oooooh, someone`s on their period.”

“Fuck you Uzumaki.” Sasuke shot back with a red face.

“Don`t do guys love.” Naruto waved him off.

Sasuke growled before doing a couple hand signs, “Katon: Goukakyuu!” He breathed in sharply and blew out a fireball that was about two meters in diameter.

“Not bad. Not bad at all Sasuke-chan.”

“YOU DIE!” Sasuke let out that battle cry as he tried to choke Naruto the fuck out. Keyword: tried.

As he lay on his back panting from chasing his acquaintance/semi-friend, Naruto took pit on him. “Alright, here it is! I wanted to show this off for a while!” He grinned, and with that, he gathered his Reiatsu into his hand. It formed a ball that shone with dark red, malicious energy. “CERO! THAT'S MY TRADEMARK BITCH!” He thrust his hand forward and blasted the energy forward. It travelled in a stream and, upon impact with a tree, blew it and a few others up, leaving a great crater in the ground.

Sasuke stared at the destruction in awe, “I am so gonna copy that once I get my Sharingan.”

“Just try it! You wont be able to! No hand seals remember! Just think of that technique as a bloodline Sasuke-chan!” the boy's angered yell sounded through the heavens.

NNNNN

“So…” Iruka said in a dangerous tone, “Where were you two yesterday hmmm?”

“Training!” Naruto chirped happily. Sasuke just brooded with his foot on the wall.

“Naruto! You better not be giving Sasuke your bad habits! Just because of you two, we will be reviewing the Henge!”

The class groaned and glared at the two. One by one, they all Henged into a person of their choosing. Many chose to do the Hokage, and most who did that failed because they were crappy quality.

Naruto waited in line next to Sasuke. When they were called up together, Naruto hatched an evil prank. He whispered into Sasuke's ear. The boy, deciding that it would be slightly funny, went along with it. He also wanted to see if he would look hot as a girl. Pervy ain't he? Naruto had an evil grin on his face, which everyone who knew him well had come to fear. They made the seals and called out, “Oiroke no Jutsu!” they transformed into hot bombshells! Most males in the class passed out from bloodloss.

The girls yelled in outrage. Sasuke squeezed her boobs together, causing the rest of the boys and some girls to pass out. Naruto transformed back and started howling with laughter. Iruka used his patented big-head Jutsu, which caused Naruto to sink further into the hilarity, and start banging his fists on the floor. After five minutes, he finally stopped and got up slowly, still giggling a few times. Sasuke, who was indifferent on the outside, said, “What a useless technique. Eh, good for something I suppose.”

“Nice one Sasuke. Didn`t know ya had it in ya.” Naruto patted him on the back. Sasuke threw a fist, which Naruto ducked. “Temper, temper Sasuke-chan!”

“GAHHHHH!!!” Sasuke let out his battle cry and drew a mallet from no-where. He bashed Naruto over the head with it.

Naruto didn't even feel it, “You call that a hammer. You`re slipping Sasuke-chan! This is a hammer!” he took out a hammer as well. It was basically a large spike of wood, with a huge block of wood at the end. Except the smashing ends had spikes. (Barbarian Hammer: God of War II) “Sometime you feel like breaking stuff. Difference is I actually do!” He smashed a desk.

Then the two Shunshined out of the room, leaving a bewildered class.

NNNNN

It was finally graduation day. Both Sasuke and Naruto were already fifteen years old. Sasuke had nearly cried when he discovered he would need to spend three extra years with fangirls hounding him. The Hokage decided to increase the graduation age to give them a bit more time to learn more techniques. The academy, no longer taught only the basics. Upon reaching thirteen years of age, they would get more advanced classes such as `Beginners Fuuinjutsu. Beginner Jutsu creation. Advanced Taijutsu. Plus many more.' Naruto and Sasuke had become good friends/acquaintances/training buddies, although Sasuke still wouldn't admit it in public. Sasuke was waiting outside for Naruto. When said blood-blonde (The highlights are blood red) showed up, “Fail?” Sasuke stated more then asked.

“Yep.” that was all that was said. They were about to leave when their secondary sensei came up to Naruto. He took him away for a second, and when Naruto came back, he had a huge smile on. Sasuke raised his eyebrow, “Mizuki-sensei said that I can pass if I steal the forbidden scroll from the Hokage!” He said cheerfully.

“And you believed that hunk of bull?” Sasuke asked incredulously.

“Fuck no, but I`m doing it anyway. Wanna come?”

“You`re asking an avenger if he wants to possibly get stronger. What do you think baka?”

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“I can`t believe how easy that was.” said Uchiha repeated for the fifth time.

“Tch, I told you that my Oiroke no Jutsu is the work of a genius.” Naruto grinned at the Uchiha.

“Having me do it too and then hugging was overkill though.” Sasuke smirked.

“No shit, but it was funny as hell.” Naruto said as they finally reached the spot about three hours early. “Lets see what this puppy`s got!” he unrolled the scroll. “Lets see…Kage Bunshin eh? Alright, I can deal with that. All I have to do is be a chakra powerhouse. Check!”

Sasuke read over his shoulder, “Tch. I don`t see why they`d be such a big improvement.” He hadn't read that they were solid yet.

Naruto formed the cross seal and yelled Kage Bunshin! the clone formed, though it still looked retarded. He growled and did it again. This one came out a bit better. He did it seventeen more times before it came out perfect. He had the clone punch Sasuke. Sasuke didn't expect anything, so he stayed still, and got whacked in the head for his trouble. He stared wide-eyed at the blood-blonde.

Then he grinned, and copied Naruto. He formed twenty clones after twenty tries. But he was panting by then. “Baka, didn`t you read that it divides your chakra between the clones?” Sasuke shook his head, “Well your limit is twenty. Lets see mine.” he did the technique, pouring chakra into it. He formed three hundred. Sasuke glared at him angrily. They dispelled the techniques, regaining their chakra.

After catching their breath, Naruto read the next few lines. He withdrew two white cards out of a pouch that he discovered to actually be a dimensional seal. Apparently, the cards never run out. He looked at it curiously, “The fuck am I supposed to do with this.”

“Give me one and channel chakra into it.” Naruto handed him one and channelled his chakra curiously. To his surprise, the card split in half. “Lets see…alright, your card split in half, meaning you have a chakra affinity towards wind. Mine crumpled, so I have an affinity towards lightning techniques.” Sasuke explained with a smile/smirk.

“Lets do it again. There are infinite cards in here, so we should make sure we have only one affinity.” he grabbed eight cards, handed four to his partner, and channelled chakra into one. Sasuke did the same. The Uchiha's card went up in flames, while Naruto's got wet and slippery. He read off the scroll, “If your card burns, then you have an affinity to fire. If it gets wet, then you have water.”

“Obvious. Again!” they did it again, with Naruto getting fire, and Sasuke getting no result. “Lets keep these five. I heard you can gain more affinities as you grow.” Sasuke said. They pocketed the cards. “Which one of us writes faster?”

“I do.” Naruto replied. He got what Sasuke wanted immediately. He started copying everything that the scroll had about elemental manipulation. By now, they still had an hour and a half to spare. “Alright, lets roll out the Jutsu carpet.” he unrolled the scroll, “Find a Katon while I find a Fuuton. Don't try it, just copy it down.” Naruto tossed Sasuke a scroll.

Naruto found his almost immediately. It was an S rank technique stolen from Suna. It required immense chakra and equal concentration. It was called Fuuton: Suraisu Ikusen. (Thousand slices) The user would physically recompose their chakra, then spatially discharge it, releasing a thousand blades of wind from his body that would slice through anything in an area equal to the amount of chakra put into the attack. Or put in simple terms, you make a thousand wind blades and slice through anything like a hot knife through butter. He immediately copied it into his scroll.

Sasuke took a bit longer. He finally found one called Katon: Karyuu Saikou Kyuuzou (Fire Release: Fire Dragon Supreme Explosion.) The user would expel a humongous dragon of flame from their mouth. The dragon would hit the opponent and completely incinerate them. If the horrible pain of being burned alive didn't kill you, the explosion sure as hell would. Ranked S. (I did not make that Jutsu myself. I took it from Legacy of the Rasengan. Thank you for letting me use it.)

They both copied them and closed the scrolls. They pocketed the ones the had copied, and Naruto put the forbidden one on his back. They still had forty minutes left until the idiot would meet them. “Alright, lets try this elemental crap.” Sasuke said.

“Teach me what you need for fire first. Then when I`m alright with that, we`ll start on our separate elements.” Naruto said.

Sasuke looked reluctant, but agreed, “Alright, the first thing you need to do is set this leaf-" he held up a leaf, “-on fire with only your chakra, but not let the fire burn it completely. You must be able to hold that for an hour before moving on.” The leaf lit on fire, but the flame didn't spread. At all. (I hate the show, but I got the idea for that from Avatar: The Last Airbender.)

“That sounds easy. I`ll do that in a few minutes.” Naruto boasted.

“It took me two years, and that was just the first exercise. After you finish this, you`ll need to evaporate an entire bathtub's water with only your chakra as well.” Sasuke smirked at his friend. Naruto growled, sat cross-legged, and began the torture. After half an hour, he asked for a hint, since he hadn`t even been able to light it on fire. “Can`t help you with that, its different for everyone.”

Naruto swore. As their time ended, he was no closer to even causing a spark. Mizuki finally arrived, “Ohayo Mizuki-sensei!” Naruto called cheerfully.

“Naruto…and Sasuke. How are you two?”

“Alright I suppose. Though you must be an idiot if you thought Naruto would actually fall for your trick.” Sasuke smirked at the Chunin.

“He did fall for it. You`re both here aren`t you.” Mizuki said lazily.

“What do you think I am? Retarded? I`m not missing a chance to peak at the forbidden scroll.”

“Tch. Well I was just going to sell the scroll, but now I`ll kill you. I`ll be seen as a hero in this village. I can see it now, Mizuki! The one who killed the demon brat!”

“Demon brat?” Sasuke asked curiously…oh yeah…blackmail time.

“Ah that's right! He doesn`t know. Listen up Uzumaki! Have you ever wondered why everyone hates you? Why no one ever wanted to be your friend?”

“No Mizuki stop!” a new voice yelled. Iruka landed, panting slightly. “You know that its forbidden!”

“Hah! I`m leaving anyway! I`ll kill you all and get the scroll to my…employer.”

“Hold the fuck up. What are you fucktards talking about?” Sasuke joined the conversation.

“Nothing! Nothing at all!” Iruka yelled desperately.

“He`s talking about the furball in my stomach!” Naruto yelled in his usual, cheerful tone. Cue record scratch.

“Whoa whoa! Back up! You know?” Mizuki said incredulously.

“Uh yeah. Kinda hard to miss him when he`s screaming about boobs, getting laid, and killing stuff.” Naruto said slowly, as if talking to a small child.

“Am I the only one not included in this “inside” thing going on here?” Sasuke growled.

“Oh yeah! Sasuke-chan doesn`t know! Well I have the Kyuubi no Kitsune sealed in my stomach! Go figure!” he said cheerfully, much to Iruka's chagrin.

Sasuke stared at him blankly, “You have taken your medicine today…right dobe?”

“Nope! Still as insane as ever. But hey, maybe if we kill/capture Mizuki, we`ll get a reward!” Naruto said cheerfully.

“I`m rich, I don`t need a reward baka.” Sasuke snapped at him.

“Oh well, more reward for me! And you better cough some of that money up teme. I am not living in rags when you have money.” Naruto said happily. He drew his katana and gleefully yelled, “Cero Inciso!” the cutting hollow flash ripped apart many trees, and cut off Mizuki's arm.

“Show off!” Sasuke grumbled. The man screamed in pain as he clutched his bleeding stump. “Let me finish him.” He jumped up and called, “Kage Bunshin.” Nine clones appeared and surrounded Mizuki. “Goukakyuu!” they all yelled. The attacks burned every inch of Mizuki's body.

“Now who`s the fucking show off?” Naruto snapped. Iruka gaped.

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A/N: Well, here's the second instalment. If you bitch about Sasuke and Naruto being friends, you will be promptly ignored. Sasuke is awesome, and I'm sick of stories that follow canon Sasuke like you cant change things up a bit. I will try my best to update weekly!

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