Naruto Fan Fiction / Bleach Fan Fiction ❯ Inner Hollow, Demon Emergence ❯ Start Your Engines! Begin the Asswhooping! ( Chapter 3 )

Gran Rey Cero

 

Presents

 

Inner Hollow, Demon Emergence

 

Summery: Naruto had always been treated badly, though no one ever came out and said why. Suddenly, upon trying meditation to control his wild chakra, he finds out of his past…and his new future!

 

Pairing (s): Naruto/Harem (Pretty much already decided.), Sasuke/? Gaara/?

 

Rating: M - NC-17

 

Classification: AU, Naruto/Bleach Crossover.

 

BTW: I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR ANY OTHER THINGS USED IN THIS STORY! THIS IS THE ONLY DISCLAIMER I'LL BE PUTTING UP, AND ONLY BECAUSE I JUST REMEMBERED TO PUT IT. DEAL WITH IT.

 

NNNNN

 

“Alright, so lets get this straight.” Sandiame Hokage Sarutobi said as he stared at Naruto and Sasuke, “You, Naruto, once again failed your academy test.”

 

“They`re rigged I tell you. How is it that as soon as they figure out that I suck with Bunshin, that's the final exam. Rigged I tell you!” Naruto yelled indignantly.

 

“Mere coincidence. More importantly, upon seeing you fail, Mizuki tried to cheer you up by saying you could graduate if you stole a scroll out of the tower, and learned one technique off it.” Naruto nodded cheerfully, “Did you honestly believe that? I know you`re smarter then that Naruto.”

 

“Of course not, I knew he was bullshitting from the word `go.' I went along with it to find out his motives and more importantly, peek at that scroll you never let me see.” Naruto responded in his same, cheerful tone.

 

Sandiame smacked him on the forehead, “The scroll is forbidden for a reason. I`m surprised you didn`t kill yourselves.”

 

“You underestimate my awesome chakra. Besides, the fox would kill me if I died, so I won`t be doing that anytime soon.” Naruto retorted.

 

Sarutobi winced, and glanced at Sasuke. Sasuke smirked, “Fox got nothing on me. I`ll kick your ass if you leave me alone with those damn fangirls.”

 

Sarutobi started chuckling, “Using Naruto as a fangirl fender eh Sasuke?”

 

“Damn asshole. Can`t do anything right.” Naruto pouted.

 

Sarutobi chuckled again, “I`m a bit undecided if I should punish you or not. Although you stole the scroll with full knowledge of what you were doing, you also revealed a traitor that had been in our midst.”

 

“C`mon old man.” Sasuke stared bug eyed at Naruto, “The good outweighs the bad, don`t you think?”

 

Sasuke bashed him on the head with his mallet, “Forgive him Hokage-sama. He never thinks.”

 

Sarutobi chuckled, “Quite alright, I`m used to it now.”

 

“HEY I SO DO THINK!” Naruto yelled angrily.

 

“Alright, I decided on your punishment.” Sarutobi said solemnly, causing both Sasuke and Naruto to get in serious mode. “You both will be demoted from Genin.” He said seriously, causing both of the boys to glare and hand over their headbands, “Until you clean the Hokage mountain. Then you`ll be Genin again.” Sarutobi ended with a large smirk. The glare the boys gave him caused him to flinch, yet laugh at the same time.

 

Naruto growled, “That's it old man! Oiroke! Onna no Ko Doushi no Jutsu!” He yelled. Both him and Sasuke used the Oiroke then started to hug. The old man's nose exploded in a shower of blood. Naruto walked over to him and wrote on his forehead with a bit of blood.

 

When the Hokage looked in the mirror, he saw that his forehead read `UBEROWNED!'

 

NNNNN

 

“Finally!” Naruto exclaimed, wiping the sweat from his forehead. They were finally done cleaning the damned monument. They reported to the Hokage, who glared at them. “Naruto, that is now an S-rank Forbidden technique.”

 

Naruto smirked, “Haha! I knew I could beat dad into having a technique be made forbidden younger than him.!”

 

Sarutobi paled and started choking. Then he chuckled nervously, “Heh, heh, erm…you know huh?”

 

“Duh. Fuzzy told me.” Naruto smirked.

 

Sarutobi glared at his stomach, as though attempting to kill the fox with his death glare.

 

“Who is it? I`m lost again.” Sasuke was confused, not an enjoyable feeling for him. Naruto pointed at the Yondaime's photo. Sasuke's eye twitched.

 

“S-class secret Naruto. Your father had a lot of enemies, so don`t go spreading that around.” Sarutobi said seriously.

 

Naruto waved him off, “Yeah, yeah. Now give us back our headbands.” Sarutobi handed them the items. Naruto glared at his. “Don`t really like the blue. Clashes with my outfit.” obviously, blue next to red and black looked rather crappy.

 

“My mom had a sewing thing going on at home before she died. I was unfortunately forced to learn. So stop bitching.” Sasuke said, annoyed.

 

“Whatever. See ya old man!” they left. The Hokage smirked and made sure no one was around. Then he reached into his drawer and pulled out his prized book. But instead of his porn, he got a flipbook of a chibi Naruto saying, “Thanks old man. I haven`t read this one yet. So I borrowed it. This book will now self-destruct.”

 

The old man threw the book away, where it did indeed explode. “NARUTO!!!!!”

 

NNNNN

 

“That was evil.” Sasuke said, as he peeked over Naruto's shoulder. Suddenly, a white blur appeared and grabbed the book out of Naruto's hand.

 

They looked over to see the old man cradling his book, “My precious!” He hissed, before disappearing again.

 

Naruto shrugged, “Looks like I`m stealing again.”

 

Sasuke was about to agree, when he fell silent. Naruto's ear twitched as he heard it to. It was a rumbling, as though something was stampeding. Then, the most horrible sound known to man reached their ears, “Sasuke-kun!!!”

 

Naruto looked at Sasuke, “Run or prank?”

 

Sasuke chose prank. Naruto tossed a scroll he had made on the ground. They waited. Then, when the group of fangirls was right above the scroll, they held they hands out. The fangirls stopped for their god, “Have you paid attention to your surroundings?” They asked simultaneously. When the girls just looked confused, they both made half a Tora seal. They put the half seals together, making the full seal, “Katsu!” BOOM!!!

 

When the smoke cleared, all the girls were drenched in paint. Sakura's hair was untouched, but the rest of her was neon green. The boys chuckled before they disappeared with a static sound.

 

NNNNN

 

After getting a new, red hitai-ate for Naruto, which went on his arm, and a black one for Sasuke, they stepped outside to see what they had gotten from the scroll. Naruto read all of them, before turning to Sasuke solemnly, “Never try the Katon Jutsu you copied unless I say it is alright. If you don`t have enough chakra to pull off at least three hundred shadow clones, not only will the Jutsu fail, but you will surely die. Even if you had my chakra levels, it would still be a suicide technique.”

 

Sasuke swore loudly. “Alright, it`ll be a last resort then. Lets continue your Katon training.”

 

Naruto made a clone to put the scrolls away. Then he sat down and started to try to light the leaf on fire. Suddenly, Naruto dropped the leaf in absolute shock. He stared at Sasuke, who was staring at him curiously. He suddenly grinned his patented, 'I know something you don't' grin, “Make a clone.”

 

After making a clone, he sent them away to do something, and then dispel themselves. They both grinned, “I wonder if that would work for training?” Sasuke said, as he realised that whatever the clone learned, he would learn as well.

 

“I don`t know. Lets make ten each, and have a brawl.” Naruto said as he kicked up to his feet. Twenty clones appeared. “Die Uchiha!”

 

NNNNN

 

Two weeks had passed, and even with his numerous clones, he had yet to even light his leaf on fire. He gave up for a while, and decided to practice with water. Getting control over water was very different from getting control of fire. He found in exponentially easier. The first thing he had to learn was how to spit out a decent amount of water from his mouth. With most, they were incapable of spiting out more then about three gallons, making more difficult techniques harder. This was because it took a lot of chakra and concentration. Most ninja had concentration by the bucket load, but chakra was a different case. It was a good thing that he wasn't `most ninja.'

 

Was the fact that they had to do this without hand seals mentioned? When they did it with hand seals, the technique would be ten times as powerful, which was why Baku Suishouha (Bursting Water Collision Waves) was practiced without them. To use the technique, one would gather chakra inside their mouth. The chakra would mix with the users own saliva, and create the water for the technique. After that, you would simply expel the water from your mouth and keep adding chakra until you were satisfied with the amount of water.

 

Naruto found this to be not only a great chakra control exercise, but also incredibly simple to learn. The first time he used the technique, he managed a full glass of water. Then came a pitcher, then a gallon, and soon enough, he had been able summon enough water to fill one of his Cero craters. No mean feat considering their diameter and depth. After that, he tried a different technique. He would use the principle of the Baku Suishouha, but instead of immediately spitting the water out, he would let it gather in his mouth, increasing the pressure. Since the water had nowhere to go, the pressure constantly increased. So when he finally opened his mouth, instead of it coming out like a stream, it came out like spear that could skewer anything. He called it the Mizuyari (Violent Water Spear.)

 

After that, it sadly became more difficult. After expelling a decent amount of water, he would transfer chakra from his feet into the water. His chakra would make the water rise up from the ground into a ball in front of him. The water ball would then be stretched into a long rope. He would then have to make the water rope dance around him in intricate patterns, while letting none of it separate from the rest, touch him in any way, or touch the ground in any way. Not only that, but he had to be doing martial arts while contolling it, and not any martial art either. This martial art, called capoeira, was more of a dance then an actual fighting style, although you could use it to fight if you wished. He could definitely say that controlling a thirty foot long rope of water while doing these things was no easy task, especially since he had never had to be graceful in his life. It was incredibly difficult, but still easier then lighting a leaf on fire.

 

After he mastered this, he created the Mizuhoippu, (Water Whip) which was exactly as the name described. He had whacked Sasuke with it when he wasn't expecting it, and the proud Uchiha had screamed like a little girl. It was positively hilarious.

 

Sasuke had yet to find a lightning elementally aligned sensei.

 

NNNNN

 

It was time to be assigned their teams, which was the reason they sat in the academy, annoyed by Sasuke's fangirls. It was a gift from a higher being that Iruka came into the classroom. They finally were going to be real Genin. “Alright class. It is time for you to become proud Shinobi and Kunoichi of Konoha!”

 

Everyone cheered but Sasuke and Naruto. They just smirked. “You will all be put into teams of three. Starting with team seven: Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, and Haruno Sakura.” Both of the boys groaned, while Sakura cheered.

 

The rest of the teams were unimportant, so Sasuke and Naruto toned them out. Suddenly, the senseis started to show up. First was a rather hot Kunoichi named Kurenai. Then, there was Asuma Sarutobi. Finally, three hours after the rest of them, the sensei of team seven showed up. He was met with death glares by all three. Naruto's and Sasuke's had killing intent in them, so he shivered unnoticeably. “Roof. Five minutes.”

 

NNNNN

 

“So, we shall be doing introductions!” the man said cheerfully. Naruto glared. “My name is Hatake Kakashi. I like a lot of things and dislike many things. My dream?…My hobbies? BEHOLD THE GLORY THAT IS ICHA ICHA!” He yelled and pulled out a book and held it over his head. All light around the book disappeared and a spotlight shone on it as it sparkled. Sasuke and Naruto dropped to their knees and bowed to the pure awesomeness held in its pages. Kakashi looked amused. He obviously thought they didn't know what it actually was.

 

Naruto stated, “Uzumaki Naruto. Likes: Icha Icha, maiming a certain sensei, training. Dislikes: a certain sensei, fangirls, useless people. Hobbies, creating and learning Jutsu. Dream: none of your business.” Kakashi couldn't shake off the feeling of impending doom.

 

“Uchiha Sasuke. My dream is to kill a certain man.” Sasuke said. Kakashi sighed inwardly.

 

`SO COOL! CHA!' “My name is Sakura! I like…I dislike Ino pig! My dream…” She blushed, squealed, and stared at Sasuke like a lovesick puppy.

 

Sasuke groaned. Kakashi told them to meet him for their true Genin exam the next day at six.

 

NNNNN

 

Ten o Clock.

 

“You`re late.” Kakashi said blankly.

 

Naruto and Sasuke glared viciously, “Screw you! You make us wait, we make you wait.” Naruto retorted.

 

Kakashi sighed, and showed the three two bells, “Two bells. Your task is to take them with any means necessary. Come at me with the intent to kill or you will fail. Oh, and whoever doesn`t get a bell won`t eat lunch.”

 

“But sensei! There are only two! Doesn`t that mean that one of us will fail?” Sakura wailed.

 

“Yep.” Kakashi said cheerfully.

 

“And that`ll be her, since I doubt she has enough skill to kiss Sasuke while he`s asleep and tied to a chair.” Naruto said. Kakashi, despite himself, giggled slightly.

 

“GO!” they all vanished. Sakura to her own little place, while Sasuke and Naruto hid together.

 

“Alright, I got a plan Sasuke.” Naruto whispered.

 

NNNNN

 

“Alright! You and me sensei! Fair and square, right now!” Naruto yelled at the man.

 

Kakashi sweat dropped, “Aren`t you a little off?” he asked the blood-blonde.

 

In response, Naruto used Sonido (Sound). He appeared in front of the man with a static sound, and threw a punch. The man's eye had widened, because Naruto had moved instantaneously. He had blinked and the boy had been in front of him. He dodged with all the speed he could muster. Thankfully for him, Naruto missed and he managed to get behind the boy. He put his hands into the Tora seal, and then tried to ram his fingers into the boy's rectum. Naruto saw it, and was having none of that. He used Sonido again to get the heck away, filing that away as more revenge/prank material. He charged a Bala and fired it. A Bala was the almost the exact same thing as a Cero. The difference was, while Cero had a lot of power, it was extremely slow. Bala was the same, except power was switched for speed.. It was twenty times faster, but ten times weaker.

 

Kakashi didn't have enough time to dodge, and it impacted him in the chest. Only his fireproof Jounin jacket saved him from horrible burns. As it were, he would only be able to get hit a few more times with that before the jacket was useless. `Note to self: never give Naruto a chance to kill me again.'

 

Naruto threw shuriken at him, which the Jounin narrowly dodged. The attack seemed off, as Naruto didn't seem to mind that he had missed. Suddenly, his fears came true. A popping sound revealed that Sasuke had Henged into the shuriken, and that Naruto had just been a Kage Bunshin. He already had his own shuriken in hand.

 

Sasuke threw his shuriken at Kakashi, which he narrowly dodged. Barely passing Kakashi, another pop made him cringe, since it was so close. Suddenly, his bells rang and were silenced. The static sound happened again, and Naruto appeared next to Sasuke. He tossed the boy a bell. they grinned, “Great plan, eh Kakashi sensei?”

 

Kakashi stared, slightly stunned, before his eye smiled at them. “I definitely did not expect you to work together, which was the test`s true purpose by the way. I`ve had so many idiots try to become Genin and fail this test, that I let myself get a bit too relaxed. Now…” he said seriously, “Why did you not include Sakura in your plans? Also, what were those techniques you used Naruto?”

 

Sasuke answered, “We did not include her because she would have brought nothing to that particular situation. While she has a good Henge, she sucks at throwing shuriken, which was the whole point. Her timing is bad and time required to change is high. Not only that, she can not hide her signature while Henged. She would have gotten in the way. Had there been a way we could have used her, we would have tried to include her.” the last part didn't sound very sincere.

 

Naruto took over, “The techniques I used can only be used by a Jinchuuriki, except for the last one. They are called Cero, Bala, and Sonido.”

 

Kakashi nodded, though stared slightly when Naruto admitted what he was in front of Sasuke. Upon seeing Sasuke's indifferent expression, he ignored it. “Alright. Here is my judgement. You are both extremely skilled for Genin. So skilled, that you might be able to beat many Chunin. You both are highly intelligent, as only someone really smart could have made that strategy. You also got the point of the exercise, but did not include Sakura. Usually, this would have made me fail you right off.” they cringed slightly. “Fortunately for you, you actually managed to get the bells. I can not, not pass you. Sakura however, shall not eat lunch.” Sakura, who had appeared during the speech, wailed loudly about unfairness.

 

NNNNN

 

Kakashi was reading his little orange book in a tree, and suddenly felt two people next to him. When he looked, both Naruto and Sasuke were reading over his shoulder. He raised his eyebrow, “Aren`t you a bit young?”

 

They responded by pulling their own books out, “We're fifteen! Old enough to kill, old enough to fuck! We haven`t read this one yet. Haven`t gotten the chance to…buy it. Gotta remember to do that later.”

 

Kakashi grinned, “They grow up so fast!” He said while wiping a tear from his eye. Naruto and Sasuke smacked him.

 

NNNNN

 

“This is Nighthawk. I`m in position.” Sasuke's voice sounded through the communication headphones.

 

“This is Pinky. I am as well.” Sakura's annoyed voice sounded.

 

“Hollow Kitsune, in position.”

 

“Cyclops here. Proceed with caution. I repeat, proceed with caution.” Kakashi said. The three Genin ran after their target. It was Tora the cat. Naruto unleashed a Bala! Kakashi yelled, “This is a capture mission Kitsune! Do not kill the cat!” Kakashi yelled. The response was another explosion. He sighed.

 

Sasuke used Sonido to get in front of the cat. He went for a grab, only to get clawed. He growled and let off a Goukakyuu. The cat ran in terror, only to be intercepted by Naruto who used Sonido as well. He grabbed the cat by the throat and let Kyuubi's killing intent flow through him slightly. The cat became still, so Naruto picked it up after cancelling the killing intent. The shivering cat did not try to run.

 

“I told you not to kill it.” Kakashi said slowly.

 

“I wasn`t trying to kill it. Just terrify it so that it never ran again.” Naruto retorted. Sakura glared at Naruto. Naruto glared back. His glare won…

 

NNNNN

 

“TORA-CHAN!” The hideously fat woman clutched the cat to her in a bone crushing embrace. Both Naruto and Sasuke were smirking vindictively. After paying the Hokage, who in turn paid them, she turned and left.

 

“Alright, we have...baby-sitting the Fire Lord`s son. Gardening. Picking up…” the Hokage cut off his list after being hit with Naruto and Sasuke's killing intent.

 

Naruto was mad enough to let his eyes turn to their Kyuubi form. “Give us a better mission or I`ll feed you to Kyuubi. I don`t know how, but I`ll find a way.” Iruka flinched at the threat. Sakura was clueless about Kyuubi, so she assumed it to be a normal threat.

 

Sarutobi chuckled. Good old Naruto, “What do you say Kakashi? Are they ready? I won`t bother explaining the mission grading system since they`ll ignore me anyway.”

 

“Yes.” Kakashi said simply.

 

“Alright. Come in Tazuna-san!” he raised his voice slightly.

 

An old man came in, “What the?…” He said. He took a long swig of his sake. “I ask for protection and you give me brats? The pink-haired one looks like a wind will blow her away!”

 

“I assure you Tazuna-san, they are well trained Shinobi and enough to protect you.”

 

“Tch. I`m not convinced.” He drank from his bottle and immediately spat it back out. “What the?”

 

He looked up and saw a bottle in the blood-blonde's hand, “Since you insulted me, I get your sake, and you get moose piss.” He drank the rest of the liquid, then shattered the bottle on the wall.

 

NNNNN

 

Crash! “Again!” Kyuubi yelled at Naruto's downed form. The boy struggled to get up, before charging Kyuubi as fast as he could without using Sonido. His katana clashed against Kyuubi's broadsword. The slices and cuts were to fast to be seen by a human eye. Blood flew from wounds that seemed to appear at random. His body was covered with them, while Kyuubi barely had three, demonstrating how far apart they were in skill. Naruto used Sonido to get behind Kyuubi. He rammed his hilt up Kyuubi's ass. Kyuubi disappeared in a puff of smoke. `Kage Bunshin! Shit!' Naruto screamed in his mind. Kyuubi got in his face and aimed a punch to his jaw.

 

Naruto dodged by jumping high into the air. Kyuubi followed quickly. Naruto sheathed his sword at such speeds, that it created a sonic boom. Kyuubi winced because of his sensitive ears. Naruto threw a kick, which he dodged. Kyuubi's kick however, hit the mark. Naruto got booted in the chest and crashed through five buildings. Four of them crumpled, before reforming. Kyuubi grinned and hopped to the top of the fourth.

 

The smoke from the crater Naruto made was obscuring the blonde. Kyuubi waited for the boy's next attack. He wasn't disappointed. “Cero Inciso!” Called a voiced behind him. Kyuubi's eye twitched as he turned around. Apparently, Naruto was very resourceful with Kage Bunshin. He backhanded the attack away from him easily. (Ulquiorra Schiffer style.)

 

His eyes widened in shock. Naruto had known that Kyuubi would do that, so he fired a regular Cero behind the Inciso. Kyuubi had no time to move, so it impacted him in the chest. When the smoke cleared, he was unharmed, “Man you ruined my jacket!” he yelled angrily.

 

Naruto growled. He used the Kage Bunshin to distract Kyuubi while thinking of a new plan. He was getting tired, and Kyuubi still had many tanks of steam left. He knew he couldn't win, but he wanted to at least wound Kyuubi. He was still many years off from doing that. He felt his Bunshins disperse, and winced as he realised one got ripped in half.

 

Kyuubi appeared next to him with a weak Cero charged on his tail. Naruto smirked as he got his chance. He opened his mouth and swallowed the Cero Kyuubi had fired. Kyuubi's dumbfounded expression told him everything he needed to know. He absorbed the energy gained from the attack, healing his wounds and refilling his tank. He smirked at Kyuubi smugly.

 

Kyuubi started to laugh, “I`ve said it before, and you`ve proved me right time and time again. You. Are. Insane.” Naruto grinned. “Alright Naruto, I suppose it`s time that I taught you a new technique.”

 

Naruto cheered, and sat cross legged patiently. Kyuubi held out his sword, “See this? Watch.” The air around the sword started to warp to the point that he could barely see it. Then, in a blinding flash, Kyuubi's sword turned into a katana with a red hilt. “This is my swords original form. Using your Reiatsu, you can change it to take any shape you wish. What you saw earlier, was my training sword. You can have the sword take different forms for each purpose. For example, I use the broadsword for training because it literally weighs a hundred tonnes. That slows me down enough to not hurt my opponent too seriously.”

 

Naruto glared, “So you not only were holding back, but you gave yourself a huge handicap. I hate you.”

 

Kyuubi grinned, “I love you too. Now, get to it! One last thing. I will be teaching you real fire manipulation from now on! I am the King of Blazes after all!”

 

NNNNN

 

Naruto woke up and walked to the meeting point. Tazuna was already there, as was Sakura. Sasuke got there seconds later with a Sonido. Kakashi got there last, only ten minutes late. “Alright team! Lets head out!”

 

They exited the village and walked calmly down the path. After realising Sasuke didn't want to talk to her, she decided to pester Kakashi, “Kaka-sensei, does Wave have it`s own Hidden Village?”

 

Naruto snorted, “Baka. If they did, why would Tazuna ask us?” Sakura glared, and was matched by Naruto easily.

 

“Naruto is right, they have no Shinobi there.”

 

They fell silent, and took a break because of Tazuna about two hours later. Naruto took out a sketchpad and started to draw possible swords. Since there was no limit to the possible types, he managed to make many. He would have to decide between them later.

 

Soon, they were on the move again. They came up on a puddle that somehow radiated a bit of killing intent. Naruto stared at it with an indifferent look on his face. Upon stepping over it, he fired a Bala into it. The explosion cancelled the Genjutsu, and sent the Shinobi flying. Upon looking, Kakashi confirmed them to be the Demon Brothers of the Hidden Mist. Naruto's attack had rendered their arms useless, and they were screaming in pain.

 

Naruto went up to them and grabbed the one on the right. “Demon Brothers. Why are you here? Who hired you? What is your target?”

 

The man spat in his face. Naruto pulled up a lot of killing intent and glared at the man. He died from fear. The second, who was shivering badly, was about to get the same treatment. But he started to talk. “We were here to assassinate Tazuna! Gato was the one who hired us!” Naruto nodded in satisfaction, and beheaded both nin. He pulled out a scroll and sealed the heads inside. He flicked the blood of his blade and went back to his team.

 

Everyone but Sasuke and Kakashi was staring at him, incredibly pale. “Good job Naruto. But do it hidden next time. I think you traumatized them.” Sasuke pointed to the other two. Kakashi didn't know whether to be proud or disappointed. They continued on their way.

 

NNNNN

 

Sakura was avoiding Naruto like the plague. She didn't want to be anywhere near the psycho killer as she was calling him. She completely ignored the fact that it was in the job description. Both Naruto and Sasuke were getting annoyed. Finally, something exciting happened. They were attacked again.

 

Naruto threw a kunai in the bush, revealing a terrified bunny. A white bunny. When it should have been brown. The three real members on team seven heard it immediately. The sound of a very large thing slicing through the air. While Sasuke, Kakashi, Sakura, and Tazuna hit the floor, Naruto stared at the large Zanbato curiously. It was a large slab of carbon steel with a sharp edge that curved at the end of the blade. There was a hole nearing the end of it, and a half circle near the bottom. The hilt was almost half the blades' length, and was covered in blue leather. When it was about to hit him, his hand shot out and caught it between his fingers.

 

A crash sounded a bit farther from them. They saw a smoking man laying on his face. “Alright, who`s the wise guy?” He got up and paled slightly as he saw his sword being held in a brat's fingers.

 

Naruto grinned viciously, “Momochi…Zabuza. A pleasure to meet you, Demon of the Hidden Mist.” he hefted the blade onto his shoulders and started walking forward. Kakashi, despite his better judgement, let him. Naruto threw the sword to Zabuza, making the man raise his eyebrow. “I thank you Zabuza! I had been searching for a sword for a while now.” he pulled his katana out, and like Kyuubi's blade, he changed it as well. In his hand was a near exact replica of Zabuza's sword. The difference was that his was pitch black with red hilt wrap.

 

Zabuza whistled, “Not bad kid! That gets my stamp of approval! Lets see if you can use that at all!”

 

He rushed forward and did a helm breaker. Naruto dodged and did one of his own. Zabuza brought his sword to block, and they impacted with a clang. They tried to force the other back, but neither would budge. Suddenly, Naruto grinned. Moving one of his hands from the hilt to the unsharpened side of the sword, and moved it up the spine, “Cero Inciso!” He yelled. Zabuza's only warning of what was to come was the red glow. He jumped back and not a moment too soon.

 

Now, where he had been standing, was an incredibly deep gorge, which was slowly filling with water from the lake. The trench had been cut that far. Zabuza stared dumbfounded at the ground. He just realised how close he had been to losing his life. This was going to be troublesome. “Tch. I missed.” Naruto complained. “Sasuke, tag!” he jumped back, only to be replaced by the Uchiha.

 

Sasuke used Sonido to get in Zabuza's face. As soon as that happened, he did the signs for Katon: Ryuuka no Jutsu. The missile of flame hit Zabuza, who wasn't quick enough to dodge completely because of the shock he had gotten from both boys.. His right arm was burned and stinging badly. “I`ll finish him Sasuke.” Kakashi said as he raced past the boy. He threw a punishing roundhouse, kicking Zabuza in the face. He landed in the water as Kakashi revealed his other eye. Zabuza put the blade on his back, and started going through hand seals. “Suiton: Suiryuudan!” Naruto was impressed by the technique, and immediately started to analyse the technique's ability, power, estimated chakra output, and hand seals.

 

It took him a while, nearly fifteen minutes, but while Kakashi battled Zabuza, Naruto managed to copy the technique. `Alright, there were many Tora seals, so it indicates a powerful technique. Tori also appeared many times, meaning that you need a lot of control. Estimated chakra output is a hundredth of my capacity.' Next to him, Sasuke's Sharingan, which had awakened when Naruto got a bit too serious in a spar and nearly killed the kid, did the same, except way faster. They were about to jump in again when Sakura spoke up. They silently cursed at themselves, since they hadn't heard her approach.

 

Sakura's interruption was both predictable and idiotic, “Sasuke-kun! I knew you couldn`t lose to that freak!”

 

Naruto snorted, “Don`t kid yourself Sakura.” he said as watched the battle, scouting out more Jutsu to add to his Suiton repertoire.

 

Sakura stared at him as though he was retarded. “Naruto-baka! Are you stupid. We all saw you and Sasuke both completely own the guy. You both could have killed him easily!”

 

Sasuke snorted, “Being able to kill someone and defeating them are two entirely different things. When Naruto faced him, Zabuza didn`t even get serious in their sword fight. He even threw one of the most predictable techniques, a helm breaker, which could have easily been dodged by even a monkey. All I did was surprise him with my Sonido.”

 

Sakura looked shocked, before asking, “What is a Sonido anyway?”

 

Naruto answered, “An instantaneous movement.”

 

Sakura stayed silent for a second, “Isn`t that the same as Yondaime-sama`s Legendary Hirashin?”

 

Naruto snorted, “Hirashin is on a completely different league. Sonido has the same principle of instantaneous movement, but is much less effective. With Sonido, you can move in any direction instantaneously, but only for a hundred meters per step. With the Hirashin, Yondaime would be able to move from one side of the world to another in a few measly seconds. With Sonido, it would take about an hour, and that's if you didn`t need to stop to rest between steps. That is why Sonido is completely owned by Hirashin.”

 

Sasuke picked up, “Sonido has absolutely nothing on the Yondaime`s secret Jutsu.”

 

They were about to jump into the fray again, when Naruto caught a glint of metal coming from his left. He caught the kunai between his fingers. He stared at it for a minute, before saying, “Now that just wasn`t nice.”

 

He looked over at the place that he had seen the attack coming from, and had to prevent a raging erection from forming. Two girls, looking like they were late into their teens, were standing there calmly. One had slick, silver hair that reached her neck, and pale blue eyes. She wore a dominatrix corset, leather mini-skirt, and thigh high boots. The getup was entirely purple. She had a chain whip that looked kind of vicious. She was pouting, which looked rather cute since she had purple lipstick. (If you cant imagine it, she`s just a younger Ivy Valentine.)

 

The second girl was also extremely hot. She had blue, borderline purple hair, brown eyes, and red lipstick. Her outfit consisted of a half-open yellow vest that didn't even reach her belly button. These had straps that connected them to her booty-shorts. Said shorts weren't zipped up, she didn`t appear to have underwear, and she had a hand inside of the shorts, resting on her hip. She had white stiletto heels. (Also if you cant imagine it, I give you Faye Valentine.)

 

She pouted, “Damn, I missed”

 

Naruto and Sasuke walked calmly up to them. Naruto, being Naruto, said the first thing that came to mind, “Damn, you two are fucking hot! Got names?”

 

The silver haired one spoke up, “I`m Orasu Ivy and this is my sister Orasu Faye.”

 

Naruto recognized the clan name, but couldn't remember why, “Lets see. Orasu. I know that I`ve heard that somewhere before.”

 

Sasuke spoke up, “They were one of Kirigakure clans. I`m surprised that there are survivors. From what I heard, they were completely decimated like the Kaguya Clan.”

 

“Such a shame. If all the girls were as hot as these two.” Naruto sighed in despair.

 

“Hey, I know I`m hot but can you stop talking as though I`m not even here!” Faye yelled.

 

`She appears to be the feisty and impulsive one. Her sister's the calm, collected one. Interesting.' Naruto thought.

 

“Alright I suppose. So what? Are we gonna fight or something?” Sasuke asked.

 

Ivy smirked and said, “Duh.” and swiped her chain whip at Naruto's head.

 

Naruto caught it at one of the joints and said, “That wasn`t nice. Can`t we just sit down for some sake?”

 

She smirked at him, “Maybe some other time cutie.” she pulled her blade back and put it on her hip. She whispered, “Ketsuekigan.” (Blood Eye. Thank you DevilKeys Writing forletting me use this clan and bloodline. An excellent writer. Check him out.) Her entire eye, pupil, iris, sclera and all, turned blood red. The first thing she did was stare at his crotch area, causing Naruto to smirk. She then blushed, shook her head, and rushed at him.

 

She threw a vicious…poke? Yep she poked him in the arm. He stared at her dumbfounded for a second, before wincing as the area she hit started hurting…bad. He looked, and saw that the area had turned purple. It was fading away rapidly, but it still hurt. He looked at her smirking face and asked, “What the fuck was that?”

 

Her smirk grew even more vicious, “My clan's bloodlines. The Ketsuekigan, or Blood Eyes. They let us see into your bodies, much like Konoha`s Byakugan. However, instead of seeing the chakra pathways, we see blood and blood vessels. We can the attack these with chakra to block veins, sever veins, light blood on fire…well…you`ve seen the result.” She finished nonchalantly.

 

Naruto smirked, “Pretty good stuff. You might have been able to beat me if I didn`t heal so quickly.” `If Faye's the feisty one, then she must be the vicious one. Or maybe my initial analysis of their personalities were completely wrong.' He thought.

 

Kyuubi decided to make himself known, `If you bone them or one of them, wake me up.'

 

`You're already awake baka.' Naruto sent back at the demon.

 

“So you still think you can win? A shame. Maybe I`ll keep you as a pet to…satisfy myself.” The vixen smiled at him.

 

“I`m tempted to lose now. Thanks a lot.” Naruto smirked.

 

She smirked back, “Your name?”

 

“Naruto…Uzumaki. Maybe if you win, I`ll tell you my real surname.” He grinned, “Since you have a chain whip, it would be very fair for me to lug this giant hunk of steel around. Not only would it slow me down, but you already have longer reach.” He grinned viciously, “Allow me to fix that problem.” He drew his Zanbato from his back and started to channel his Reiatsu into it.

 

The sword started to glow red, and the air around it was hazy. The aura was so powerful that it seemed to burn the air around it. It got to the point where you couldn't even see Naruto's arm anymore. Then, all of a sudden, it disappeared, and the new sword's jet black blade shone with a mirror finish. While it was shorter than the Zabuza's sword copy, it was still quite large. Both sides were not only serrated, but they also had vicious, pick-like protrusions. There was a crimson hilt wrap floating lazily beside him, even in the absence of wind. He grinned viciously as he said, “How do you like it? Can`t you imagine this ripping my enemies apart?” She looked nervous. He grabbed it by the hilt wrap and started spinning it next to him. (Hollow Ichigo style.) She looked even more nervous. Naruto grinned and launched the blade at her.

 

She had to dodge, as the strike was incredibly fast. Naruto merely pulled the blade back to him. He started spinning it again. She growled and charged chakra to her chain whip. It didn't stay a whip for much longer. The stretchy strings shrunk and connected all the blade fragments, forming a sword. He grinned and launched the blade at her again. She blocked it with her sword. He grinned, and his sword suddenly segmented into two, connected by crimson stretchy string. It swung around her blade and was about to take her head. She had to duck, but the blade still cut a few strands of her hair off.

 

Sasuke and Faye simply watched the fight for a while. Then they turned their attention to each other, “Blood Eye eh? Impressive.” He smirked at her, “Almost as impressive as my SHARINGAN!” His eyes activated. “Uchiha Sasuke at your service. Entertain me will ya.”

 

They were about to fight, when they heard Zabuza order a re-group. The sisters looked at each other, before jumping away, landing on either side of Zabuza.

 

They looked at each other, smirked, and used Sonido to appear next to Kakashi. Naruto exclaimed, “Kakashi-sensei, from now on we are no longer Team Seven. We are Team Copy!”

 

Kakashi smiled, “And why is that?”

 

They smirked, “Suiton: Suiryuudan!” They yelled together! Twin dragons of water sprouted from the lake and raced towards Zabuza and the two girls. The girls' eyes bugged out, and they thanked Kami that they had room to jump away. They decided a retreat was in order, and ran the fuck away. No one tried to stop them. Zabuza however, had no such luck, because he had no space to manoeuvre around the attacks.

 

“Oh Fuck!” Zabuza yelled before being rammed. He was rammed by the dragons like a monster truck. The wave washed a lot of the water into the forest, and rammed Zabuza into a tree.

 

The three Konoha nin landed on a branch above the nuke-nin. “Remember how you asked me if I could see the future?” Kakashi asked Zabuza. Upon the man's growl, Kakashi continued, “Well I can. Your future is death!” just as Naruto was going to deal the final blow, two senbon struck Zabuza in the neck.

 

Naruto's head snapped up to a tree, where a girl in a Mist Noh mask said, “You were right. His future was death.”

 

“Hunter-san.” Kakashi said pleasantly.

 

“I thank you. I have been trailing Zabuza for months now. I thank you for this chance to kill him.” the Hunter said.

 

“Hey what the fuck is your problem!” Naruto yelled.

 

“Naruto its their job. Do not get angry at what these people must do.” Kakashi told his charge.

 

“Fuck that man! She stole my kill!” Naruto yelled. The hunter sweat dropped. She got Zabuza and went on her way. It was only fifteen minutes later, when they were far from the lake and nearing Tazuna's house, that Naruto exclaimed, “Son of a bitch! Wasn`t she supposed to dispose the body right there?”

 

Kakashi shared his sentiments for once, “Fuck.” He said plainly.

 

Sasuke shook his head. “We`re slipping. I can`t believe none of us caught that.”

 

Naruto nodded, “Right. We need to load up again. Increase the weights?”

 

Sasuke nodded and raised his hand. Naruto mirrored his move. Chakra began to glow on their fingers, before they slammed it into their stomachs. Immediately, black, tattoo-like marks appeared on their skin. They shone brightly before pulsing, and then the disappeared. Sasuke was now slightly hunched over, while Naruto was face planted into the dirt.

 

Sasuke smirked, “Why do you always triple it? You`ll kill yourself doing that you know.” `So he's at what? Six times the planet's gravity?'

 

Naruto smirked, “Pain good. Maybe if you sweated a little you would catch me in our spars.” Sasuke growled at the barb.

 

NNNNN

 

 

A/N: Well, here's the next chapter. Originally, this was going to be two chapters, but then I combined the two.

 

Please review!

 

V

 

V

 

V

 

V

 

V

 

I love reading reviews. Give me ideas on what you want, besides for pairings.

 

V

 

V

 

V

 

V

 

V

 

I'll try to include them.