Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ A Collection of Naruto Yaoi Drabbles ❯ A Lesson in Fear ( Chapter 11 )

There isn't really a pairing for this one; it's just something I wanted to toy with hehe. Yay for light fangirl bashing!

 

 

“Sakura let me go!” Naruto whined as his teammate practically dragged him through the streets of Konoha.

 

“No Naruto, you promised to help me!” the pink-haired girl reminded him menacingly, pushing him into a nearby shop.

 

“But I didn't know you meant shopping for stuff like this!” he answered meekly, color rising to his cheeks. The two stood smack dab in the middle of Konoha's one and only yaoi store.

 

“Well I did, so there. And if you try to escape you know what will happen.” She raised a fist for emphasis and was pleased when her blond friend gulped in fright and started looking around.

 

“Looking for anything in particular Sakura?” the girl at the register asked when she saw the kunoichi.

 

“Oh no thanks Mayumi, I've got help today!” she pointed at the blushing blond. The two girls shared a look and began to snicker evilly, further creeping poor Naruto out.

 

Ne, Sakura-chan, why do you like this stuff anyway? It seems kind of stupid if you ask me.”

 

Silly, foolish Naruto. If he had any foreknowledge of yaoi fangirl at all, he would not have made the suicidal mistake of insulting their obsession while surrounded by a pack of them.

 

“WHAT?!” every girl in the shop screamed and formed a circle of doom around the terrified blond.

 

“What did you just say Naruto?” Sakura asked calmly, the sweet smile on her face sending a shiver down her teammate's spine.

 

“I said yaoi is stupid.” he mumbled, knowing full well that he was doomed.

 

Sakura smiled even sweeter before answering. “That's what I thought.”

 

Slowly the circle converged on him and Naruto discovered what true fear really is.

 

Naruto was found the next day nude, unconscious, and tied to a tree. To make matters worse, his rescuer was none other than Jiraiya, who burst out laughing and muttered something about Icha Icha Bondage before untying the poor blond and leaving him by the roadside.

 

 

Eh, I love and hate this drabble.