Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ A Sad Live Deserves More ❯ EXAMS! ( Chapter 9 )

Haku looked over to her mate. Ever since Miko told them about their demon equivalent to a doujutsu he had started to take her illusion lessons more seriously.

 

FLASHBACK

 

With a frustrated growl Miko nailed Naruto in the back of the head. "These skills could save your life some day, at the very least you could act like you want to learn them!"

 

"Why. I told you I don' like fighting with illusions, not to mention I'll almost never use the more advanced ones in a serious conflict." Rubbing the back of his head he glared at her. "You said it yourself when we started training with Anko-sensei. I fight like a beast. Hana-san may have been forbidden to teach me her taijutsu but she helped me get more in touch with that side of me. I should be working on my speed and strength, not some skill that's absolutely useless to me!!"

 

"You don't know if you would use them or not until you have them to use." Miko was really starting to lose her patience.

 

"I don't even use jutsu besides the two I have on my wrist and that's just because I just push chakra to them on instinct now." Naruto was taking a stand. The Exams were in two weeks and he needed to be training in something useful.

 

Miko suddenly grinned which caught him off guard for a second. "Naruto, I don't know how many times I've shown you that you can indeed use these skills the same way you use your 'mastered' jutsu."

 

This just barely caught his attention. "I don't have time to try and 'master' these. We don't even know how I get these seals!"

 

Miko's grin broadened. "I'm not talking like that. Have you ever seen me use hand seals in combat when using my illusions?"

 

Looking back Naruto had to give her a point for that one. "Ok fine, how do you do it?"

 

Miko motioned Haku over to join them. She had left them alone to there arguing to get some training in. "Haku Naruto, what I'm about to tell you is our greatest power." Miko waited until they had both taken a seat. "When the 'Demon Beasts' where created by Kami we were each given an ability. Kami gave many wonderful gifts, from control over the elements to the ability to see everything, but when it came time for the foxes she wanted to give us control over fire. Our great fox ancestor bowed its head and refused the gift. When asked why the fox answer 'Why would I want a power that's used to destroy. I need something to hide my kits until they are ready to go out on their own. Fire is a mighty gift Kami-sama but I don't want to confront my enemies face to face. In fact I would rather not confront them at all.' Kami smiled down on the fox and before the rest of the 'Demon Beasts' Kami presented us with a blue flame. 'This is foxfire. I give this to you for it is the hottest flame imaginable, but doesn't burn those you wish it not to.' When the other turned to each other to murmur about this awesome power Kami bent down and winked at the fox. Suddenly our ancestor could not only see that flame was only an illusion but could see a second flame that foretold were the first would be. Smiling our ancestor bowed and thanked Kami for such a wonderful gift."

 

Naruto looked doubtful still. "That was a nice bedtime story but what's it have to do with our discussion?"

 

"Kami gave us the ability to fool our enemies, and see them coming to help us protect our young." Miko smiled when she saw the look of comprehension cross Naruto's face. "I think you figured it out now."

 

Naruto felt the gear kick into motion, but was still confused. "Then shouldn't I be training my reflexes to gain the fore telling ability?"

 

"With one ability comes the other. You remind me so much of Kyuubi. He too thought these lessons were pointless, but when I awoke the Magirawashii Manako and beat him into a pulp in our next spar he changed his tune." Miko noticed Haku looked deep in thought. "Haku, is there something you want to tell me?"

 

Startled out of her thinking Haku nodded. "How do you know when you have it?"

 

"Well when its actively being used there is a slight glow to the eye, but were as you two have human eyes still I think they'll change to be like mine." Miko looked at Haku's thoughtful face. "Is there a reason you asked me this?"

 

"Yes sensei. Yesterday during our kenjutsu training I saw you swing before you actually did. I thought it was just an illusion you used to throw me of guard." Haku looked over to Naruto then back at Miko. "I also can see a slight outline of Naruto's tail. It's very faint but it's there."

 

Miko smirked. "You see Naruto, Haku has almost unlocked her ability."

 

Naruto rose up to his feet. "Ok, I will take this seriously now sensei. I'm sorry for doubting your training." With that declaration Naruto walked of to start his head seals.

 

END FLASHBACK

 

Haku sighed. "Koishii, come to bed. You need sleep too you know." Naruto had taken to studying late into the night.

 

Naruto looked over at Haku. Looking at her naked figure calling him to her was a temptation he would never overcome. "Ok Tenshi." Getting up he shed the robe he was wearing and joined his mate. Sliding into their bed he snuggled up to her. "The exams start tomorrow."

 

"I know. Anko-sensei and Miko-sensei have done their best to prepare us." She smiled as Naruto rubbed her belly.

 

"I worry about you. When we're in the finals you'll be half way thru your pregnancy." He had brought this up before.

 

"I know. But I've told you before not to worry. I won't do anything to put our child in harms way." She had this discussion one to many times but it just proved he cared. Changing the subject she thought of there sensei. "Have you noticed they've gotten more sadistic in their training methods?"

 

With a grunt he nodded. "Yeah. I swear it takes a really sadistic bitch to come up with the shit she puts us thru."

 

Haku laughed. "Well, like Miko-sensei said 'That's what you get for showing off'. Once Anko-sensei knew you could heal like that she became one hell of a slave driver."

 

Naruto looked up to Haku. "Have you noticed between catfights they've been getting real buddy-buddy?"

 

"You know Miko-sensei would raise your weights again if she heard you say that." Haku chuckled at Naruto's pout. He knew she was right because it had already happened twice. "But yes they're getting closer. I'm glad thou. They both need a good friend."

 

"You know I kind of over heard something the other day." Naruto smiled. Since Haku became friends with Ino he learned that she was just as nosy as his fellow blonde at times.

 

Haku perked up at this. "What was it?"

 

"It was a very embarrassing conversation between Anko-sensei and Kurenai." He could see the curiosity boil in her eyes. "It seems that Anko-sensei has a thing for Miko-sensei but is to afraid she won't feel the same. After listening in for a while she explained how Miko had found her drunk sulking in the woods and they ended up telling each other how they both had been betrayed in the past. It turns out she had a particularly intimate dream concerning Miko when they passed out from the alcohol and emotional fatigue. She can't seem to get her mind off Miko outside of training but doesn't want to risk their friendship." He saw the devious look in his mate's eyes. "What are you planning Haku?"

 

Haku gave her best shot at an innocent smile. "Nothing Koishii." Seeing that failed she just grinned. "Well, I was thinking of playing matchmaker."

 

"Ino has finally fully corrupted you hasn't she?" All he got for a response was a fist upside the head. "OUCH! Well I guess it's not all that bad, and if they got together maybe they would mellow out." A metal image of the two sadistic women teaming up in their unholy training methods instead of fighting over which way is better brought a shiver to both of them. "But most likely we'll regret doing this you know that right?"

 

Haku looked down at Naruto. "So does this mean I have your help?"

 

Naruto rose up and kissed her. "Yes Tenshi, but for now lets sleep. We have to be up early tomorrow." Laying back down he started to drift into pleasant slumber. "Goodnight Tenshi-chan."

 

With a yawn Haku replied, "Night Koishii-kun", before falling asleep herself.

 

Miko looked at the three genin she had helped to train. "So what do you think their chances are?"

 

Anko looked over the other teams entering the academy. "From what I've seen I'd say they have a sixty percent chance to get promoted."

 

Miko frowned. "I would give them seventy five percent at the least."

 

Anko scowled. "Akai is still to arrogant. If it were just Naruto and Haku I'd give them an eighty five percent chance easily, but Akai isn't a team player and that's what the exams are about."

 

The trio in question made their way up to the second floor. Haku motioned for her team to follow her quietly. Akai was about to say something as they passed the door they needed when Naruto nudged him in the ribs and gave him a look that meant he was to do as told. Grumbling he followed Haku to the next stairwell, and once inside he decided he wanted answers.

 

"Why did we pass the exam room?" He had crossed his arms in a show of dissention.

 

"Because we were told to go to room three oh one." Naruto said as he started up the stairs.

 

Haku noticed Akai didn't get it. "Why would room three oh one be on the second floor?" She then followed Naruto up the stairs as Akai followed silently brooding over his humiliation.

 

As they all reached the doors to the exam room Anko appeared. "Good to see you all showed up. You may now enter the exams."

 

Naruto nodded while Haku bowed respectfully and Akai just huffed. She grinned as she watched them enter the room. 'Naruto and Haku aren't playing around. I just hope Akai wizens up.'

 

Shikamaru was nervous. Here he was in a room full of people willing to kill him to get a promotion. And why was he here? Because Ino would destroy what was left of his eardrums if he didn't show up. 'Does she really think Sasuke will pay attention to her if she makes chunin?'

 

Choji was worried. He wasn't sure they were ready for this. Of course Asuma said he had faith in them but some of the other ninja gathered were much more experienced then them. 'I just hope we come out of this alive.'

 

Ino was pacing back and forth in front of her teammates. The chunin exams were the perfect time to impress Sasuke. Haku had helped her make a training regimen that fit into her busy schedule, but would that be enough? 'Sasuke-kun, I've tried to become a better ninja. I just want you to notice me.'

 

Team ten all turned to the entrance when the door was kicked in. There in the doorway stood a young man with silver eyes and crimson hair. He stood about five foot two with an agile build and was wearing a red shirt and black shinobi pants. Crossing his arms defiantly he sneered at the general assembly of fellow genin. Several genin glared at Akai but then they noticed the figure step behind him.

 

To his back right stood a blonde haired young man slightly taller then his pompous teammate. He wore a full-length black sleeveless cloth trench that he left open with the kanji for 'Pariah' on the back in blazing red. The coat had been a gift from Anko. When he asked why the word 'Pariah' was on the back she asked if she should of put 'Fox Lord' in which he grimaced, 'Pariah' would do just fine. Underneath the coat he had a black muscle shit with a fishnet upper-bodysuit that went to his wrists, and on his lower body he wore normal black shinobi pants with combat boots. The last thing the group noticed was the two tattoos around his right wrist and bracer on his left forearm with strange markings drawn around it. This person seemed to emanate confidence, determination, and just enough killer intent to make you shiver.

 

Then a blue haired beauty with eyes made of ice took his left flank. The males in the room couldn't help but stair at her porcelain skin and gracious curves that were only accented by her mesh bodysuit and her white battle dress. The dress had been also been a gift from Anko. When she had been asked by Haku why she wears only a coat and her skirt over the bodysuit Anko told her it gives an advantage over the weak minded. The next day she had given Haku the white silk garment with light blue snowflakes for the trim that showed allot more then Haku's former dress did. She also noticed how the sleeves were still separated and held to the dress by a laced cord. She also received a bark blue obi in which she hung her ninja-to from.

 

The entirety of team ten was shocked at Naruto and Haku's mission attire. Haku had taken to using her new wardrobe while when not training and Naruto just wore jeans and a tee shirt. Seeing them in full ninja mode was a shock. Gone was the new couple that they had gotten to know the past three weeks. Before them were two ninja that took their occupation quite seriously.

 

Naruto saw Shika and his team in a corner and made his way over. He gave team ten a grin before settling in on the wall. Haku had followed him to stand by Ino. "Hey Ino. Glade you guys could make it."

 

Ino grinned. "Haku, were did you get that dress? It looks fabulous on you. And were did Naruto get his new threads! I mean if he wasn't with you I just might of given him a shot." Once Ino had gotten to know the real Naruto they had became quick friends. Without the idiotic, load, and whinny mask she found a witty, charismatic, and loyal friend.

 

The older genin smiled. "They were gifts from Anko-sensei."

 

Shikamaru and Choji walked over to Naruto. "These exams are to troublesome."

 

Naruto snickered at his friends comment. "You know Ino will beat you to a pulp if you don't give this your all, then your mom will kill you when Ino's done." Naruto had met his parents the first week of training for the exams.

 

FLASHBACK

 

Naruto walked into the Nara compound and was lead to a well-decorated room in which he was told to take a seat at the table. Shika had told him that his parents wanted to talk to him. Truthfully he didn't think this was going to be a pleasant talk. They more then likely wanted him not to associate with their son.

 

He had only been waiting a couple minutes when a man and a woman walked in. The man was wearing what Naruto had come to call the 'Nara Game Face' for Shika used it in their games of shoji. It was a completely neutral expression. The woman was another story. She could barely hold in her emotions. He could see them all as plain as day, the fear, anger, and sadness. The two Nara sat on the other side of the table.

 

"Uzumaki Naruto, I am Shikaku and this is my wife Yoshino. We've called you here today to talk to you about Shikamaru, our son." Shikaku looked at the person before him. The first thing he noticed when he entered the room was the lack of orange. The second was instead of the twitchy, brash, and annoying youth he remembered he saw a calm, poised, and reserved young man.

 

"Let me guess, you want the 'Kyuubi Brat' to stop hanging around your son." Naruto knew this was coming. With a sigh he bowed his head. "While I thank you for doing this in a civilized manor you really have no more power to say who he associates with then do I."

 

"Who do you think you are?!" Yoshino rose to her feet. "We are his parents! We're just trying to look out for our son!"

 

Naruto looked over to Shika's mother. "I think the real question is 'Who do you think I am?' is it not?" Turing to Shikaku he stared into his eyes. "Tell me Nara-san, how many villagers have I killed?"

 

Shikaku knew the purpose of this question. "Uzumaki Naruto has never injured or killed a Konoha civilian, but you contain a power that could kill us all."

 

Naruto frowned. "Do you know how the Fourth's seal works Nara-san?" Seeing the man shake his head he continued. "You see it's almost entirely based on my willpower. Since the incident at graduation were I learned of his existence I could actually feel the mental barrier between him and me, and I'll tell you something. If I had known this on my fifth birthday we would all be dead right now."

 

Yoshino fell into her chair as her face lost all color. Shikaku only raised an eyebrow. "May I ask why?"

 

Naruto bowed his head. "I was nearly killed by a group of villagers and shinobi. If it wasn't for ANBU I would most likely be dead, well maybe. The fox does a wonderful job of keeping me alive whether I wanted to live or not. Then again I've been told my Miko-sensei that if ANBU hadn't interfered he might have been released anyway."

 

"Why do you still hold back the beast after all this village has done to you?" Shikaku was very interested in this. The village was lucky the Sandaime put that law into place, and that the ANBU actually did their job that night. Many shinobi would have stood aside and watched.

 

"You know I've asked that question myself. Every time I think of it I get the same answer. I was chosen to protect my village. That was the job given to me and that is the job I carry out." Naruto sat up a little straighter as he spoke. "I am the jailor to the most powerful being ever know. My life's existence is for the bondage of another. But all this is not the reason I contain him. I find those few that I call friends and family is the reason to continue. At first it was just the old man Hokage, then it was Teuchi and Ayame at Ichiraku's, Iruka-sensei became like an older brother, Kakashi-sensei too I consider a friend, Haku is my shining star in the darkness, while Miko-sensei has become like a big sister, Shika and Choji are my only friends close to my own age, Ino too once she stops talking about Sasuke, and Anko-sensei isn't that bad once you get to know her. I'll tell you that I would put my life on the line for these people. I would say that those people are most likely the only reason Konoha stands today."

 

There was a long silence until Yoshino finally came out of her thoughts. She just couldn't get something he said out of her mind. "You've tried to kill yourself haven't you?" She saw shock and sadness cross his eyes before it was buried. "You said he heals you whether you want it or not. Didn't you say if you had died he would have been freed the night ANBU saved you? If so why would he heal you?"

 

Naruto bowed his head. After a few minutes he began to talk not bothering to lift his head. "You misunderstand. If I wasn't saved that night I might of unconsciously given in to him in a desperate move to live. After I learned of my burden I also learned if I die I will take him with me, so deciding I had enough of this life I tried to end it. I won't do into details but after over many, many attempts I had found a way. There is a jutsu I can use that would kill me, and I almost used it, but Haku stopped me. She told me she didn't care about Kyuubi. She cared for me and still wanted to be with me." Naruto lifted his head and smiled at the two before him. "She is my reason above all others."

 

Shikaku and Yoshino smiled having come to the same conclusion. This young man was no threat to their son. The blonde had convinced both of them that he was not something to hate, or someone to fear.

 

END FLASHBACK

 

Naruto was ripped from his musings when Shika elbowed him. "You're old team just arrived."

 

Looking around the room and at the clock he notice he'd missed about a half-hour to his jaunt down memory lane. The room was now nearly full of genin. He had even missed the arrival of team eight. Kiba and Shino were walking over to talk to Sasuke's team while Hinata stayed with Haku and Ino. The sight of Sasuke made him smile almost evilly.

 

FLASHBACK

 

"Fight me." Sasuke had stopped him on his way to training yesterday morning.

 

"No." Naruto didn't have time for this. If he didn't get to training soon Anko was going to make him a moving kunai-cushion, not to mention what Miko would do to him.

 

Sasuke moved to block Naruto's path. "I won't let you leave till you fight me."

 

Naruto got a wicked grin on his face. Quickly pushing his chakra into his two bands he swapped himself with a bunshin. This trick tended not to work on higher ninja but it would do for this. The bunshin just laughed for a minute while Naruto made his escape. When Sasuke was about to attack it stopped laughing and looked at the Uchiha with a serious face. "Naruto's not here right now. If you leave your name and number after the poof he'll get back to you." And poof the bunshin dispelled.

 

END FLASHBACK

 

Oh how the Uchiha had been pissed. Looking over he saw said brooding machine scowl towards him. That's when he noticed a silver haired genin make his way towards the group.

 

"You might want to keep it down. Rookies like you shouldn't be trying to become targets." The genin pushed his glasses up. "I'm Kabuto. If you have any questions feel free to ask. As a fellow Konoha nin it would be a pleasure to help."

 

Sakura was the one to speak up. "Kabuto-san, how many times have you taken this exam?"

 

Kabuto smiled. "This will be my seventh time. I keep all the information I've gathered on these info cards." Pulling out the deck of cards he takes one and applies some chakra to it revealing a picture of Sakura and some writing. "Haruno Sakura, taijutsu is average, ninjutsu is also average, but it seems you have some talent for genjutsu. You studied hard in the academy and graduated as top kunoichi. Paired with Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto under Hatake Kakashi as junin sensei, but Uzumaki Naruto was removed from the group and a genin named Sai took his place. In her ninja carrier she has completed twenty-two D-rank missions and one C-rank turned A-rank. Very impressive Sakura-san, to have succeeded at an A-rank mission, as a genin this is no easy task."

 

Every one was taken back for a second until Sasuke stepped up. "Do you have Gaara of the Desert, Rock lee, Uzumaki Naruto, and Haku."

 

Kabuto smiled. "Well since you have names it makes things easier." Pulling for cards out of the deck and pushing some chakra into them he started with Gaara. "Gaara of the Desert. His Tai, Nin, and Gen jutsu are all unknown. He is the Kazekage's son and has been trained since birth. His teammates are his older sister Temari and older brother Kankuro under a junin named Baki. He's completed fifteen C-rank missions and one A-rank mission. As a side note it is said he has never been injured in the line of duty. Quite impressive even for a Kage's son."

 

Taking a slight breath he pulled Lee's next. "Rock Lee. His taijutsu is tremendous, but has no ability for Nin and Gen jutsu because of a disease that crippled his chakra system. Dobe of his class he was paired with Hyuga Neji, and Tenten under the taijutsu master Maito Gai. His team has completed forty-eight D-rank missions and tree C-rank missions."

 

As Kabuto was talking Naruto whispered to Haku. "I want to see our cards." Haku nodded and when Kabuto put back Lee's card into the deck Haku made a special ice needle appear on the other side of the room. When he was about to grab the next card the needle flew hooking both the two remaining cards and brought them into Haku's waiting hand. She then handed then to Naruto with a peck on his cheek.

 

Looking down at the cards he scowled. Luckily it didn't say anything about there transformation or Miko's identity but it did have information on Kyuubi. "A true ninja does not let his secrets be known." After pushing enough chakra to erase the info he handed back the cards.

 

Kiba snorted. "I just want to know how many people I get to beat the fuck out of."

 

Kabuto smiled. "Well Inuzuka-san your in luck. I have the info right here." Pulling out another card and applying chakra he went back into lecture mode. "This exam has forty teams participating. out of all the countries represented Konoha has the most seeing as it's being held here. There is even a team from the newer Sound village, but new villages tend to have weaker shinobi do to lack in training and experience."

 

As Kabuto put away his deck of cards Naruto noticed the bandaged sound-nin charge in for an attack. The attack clearly missed but it seemed to affect him anyway. Kabuto had fallen to his knee's and emptied his stomach when a mass of people appeared in the front of the room.

 

"Listen up maggots, there will be no fighting unless an Exam Proctor tell you to. Anyone caught fighting will be failed immediately." Standing in the front was Morino Ibiki. "I will be the proctor for the first test." Looking over the assembled genin he noticed a few standouts. Reaching into a box he pulled out a numbered tile. "Everyone needs to take one of these tiles, then you will be seated in your designated place." After everyone was seated he continued as a chunin put the tests face down in front of each genin. "Listen up because I'm only going to say this once. The first exam is a written one. There are ten questions. You start with ten points. For each question not answered or answered incorrectly you will lose a point. If anyone loses all their points them and their team will be failed. If you are caught cheating you will immediately lose two points. The tenth question will be given fifteen minutes before the end of the exam. When the exam is over your teams point will be combined. If you have a combined score less then twenty you will fail. You have one hour starting NOW."

 

Everyone flipped there papers and started in. Naruto instantly knew these question were beyond him. Thinking over the speech Ibiki gave them he realized something. 'In the academy we were failed instantly if we were caught cheating. It seems then the test is really about information gathering. Well I actually think Haku might know some of this trajectory stuff because of her senbon training. There has to be a plant somewhere in the room.' Looking around he noticed someone in his row already writing. 'Looks like I found one but how to get the info?'

 

While pondering this he noticed some sweat on his arm move. It seemed to be spelling out the answer to the first question. 'Haku's going to get a treat for this one. I couldn't think of a better way to relay info.' And so Haku gave her teammates answers that she stole for the person behind her using an ice mirror. When he finished he turned his paper over and looked around the room. He had twenty minutes left till the last question was revealed. When he noticed the person next to him finish he smiled. Hinata had been sitting next to him. She had obviously gotten the true meaning of the test and with the 'Byakugan' it had to be a cakewalk.

 

Hinata had been the shyest person in the academy but he wasn't as oblivious as people thought. He knew she had feelings for him but he ignored them. Not because he didn't like her. No, she was kind, thoughtful, and beautiful. He had wished he could get close to her but, as a Hyuga there was no chance. Either they would kill him or her father would beat her and banish her from the clan as the 'Demon Slut'. He couldn't do that to her, so he just continued his act.

 

He came out of his musings to Ibiki's voice. "Listen up kiddies. The rules for the tenth question are as follows. First you have to decide whether to take the question or not."

 

Sakura was going to say something but Akai beat her to the punch. "Why the fuck wouldn't we take it? It's not like we'll die or anything!"

 

Ibiki smiled which had the effect of putting shivers down everyone's spines. "Simple. If you get the question wrong you will never be allowed to take the chunin exam again."

 

Temari stood up. "You can't do that!"

 

Ibiki just chuckled lightly. "I can and I will. Now who wants out?"

 

 

BAM CLIFFHANGER

 

AN: Well here it is. I noticed that allot of you think Anko and Miko would make a good couple. As for the speed of their relationship, as I wrote in this chapter the naughtiness of that night was all in Anko's head. This will most likely become a pairing. Matter of fact BAM Seal of Approval! BTW how many writers here hate writing the first exam? I kind of cheated and used Naruto's thoughts to skip stuff. Well next chapter is the end of the first exam and the forest of death!

 

To the reviews!

 

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Anttolas: Your answer is in the auther note. thanks :)

 

Brian Darksoul: Well I was going to have Miko 'warm up' to someone eventually. Anko just worked really well so I ran with it. As for Gai/Lee torture I think it's against the Geneva Convention so I can't condone it's use but I'm quite willing to tuck that under the 'Don't ask don't tell' Policy.

 

Cre A. Tor00x: I have two lemons planned for the near future. Oh the screams will be heard all the way over to the CSI fanfic section! I hope they don't think I killed someone!

 

Genaric Name: I agree

 

Barranca: Well I have plans for Orochi-Teme. I even have a lemon he might be in! (Oh, how I love disturbing people! But it won't be what you think. Wait and see!)

 

Kyuubi Fanatic: Well my five years of English in high school and one failed semester in college should attest to my grammar skills. I tend to focus on the plot and hope to god you understand what I'm righting. There is one writing sin I refuse to commit. That's rapid-fire dialog with more then two people in the discussion! I hate it when people do that! You have to guess who's talking! Besides, I try to add descriptive sentences into the dialog. I have found one other story that predates mine that has Haku as an Intersex person. For those that don't know that is the term they use for themselves. Sadly I can't remember it's title. It's in my favorites so I'll look if you want me to. Yeah everyone loves the Anko/Miko thing. As for a beta thing not sure, do I really need one? If you want go through my older chaps and correct as you see fit then email me with your corrections underlined or in a diff font. If I like how you beta you might get the job. THIS OFFER IS UP FOR ANYONE WILLING TO TRY!!!!!! My email is in my profile.

 

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Intelligo: Thanks for your support!

 

Ladybug452000: purrrrr...... thank you

 

Darkened Naruto: They didn't. Anko just likes naughty dreams! You know I just might do a one shot about it. Keep your eyes open, because I'm seriously considering it.

 

Kori: I'm sorry but your going to have to wait a little longer :( But when it happens it might get me booted from FF for going into HARD XXX (Oh yeah I went there!)

 

jupmod: I happen to disagree. I think it would be up to the individual to decide which gender they act as. If anything I would consider there relationship a bisexual one.

 

I will say this for the record.

 

DO NOT HOLD ME TO WHAT YOU CALL MORALS. THERE IS BASIC LAWS IN THAT WE ALL SHOULD FOLLOW BUT NO-ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO TELL TWO OR MORE PEOPLE THAT CONSENT TO BE TOGETHER THAT WHAT THEIR DOING IS WRONG. TO HAVE SEX IS A PRIMAL NEED TO PROPAGATE THE SPECIES. IT IS ALSO AN ENJOYABLE ACTIVITY TO INDULGE IN WITH THE ONES YOU CARE FOR AND TRUST. I'M GIVING THIS WARNING NOW. I WILL BE BREAKING A FEW TABOOS' IN FUTURE CHAPTERS. IF YOU CAN'T DEAL WITH IT SKIP IT.