Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Adventure of Insanity ❯ Chaos in Sound and Sand! ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

By: Veglma

Disclaimer: Twenty-six or so words: Don't own Naruto. Own whatever new character I make for this story.... and if I find out that you steal this story.... you shall regret it. *Death glare*

Yo! Here is Chapter one.... Yay!

Hime said with sarcasm, “Yay...”

....Whatever kitty.... Oh, The female again appear before we see her handy work.. :P We shall see what happen to the Sound first... :P

“STOP WITH THE :P *Twitch*”

Aw.... Why? T_T

*Twitch* “BECAUSE I SAID SO!”

Er... On with the story... Before Hime snap and tried to kill me.

“Talking”

Thinking

'Animal talking'

Kyuubi talking to Naruto.

(Author's notes... Maybe. Or other things. >.>)

~~~***~~~ Scene change... or something like that.

Chapter One: Chaos in Sound and Sand!

Moonlight shone on the Sand, A shadowy figure stared at the village of the Sand, She grinned to herself.

“Heh... It time to have a visit with the Sand...”

She walked into the Sand while she stay in the shadows. After a few minutes, She walked out of Sand and glanced back at it. She said one thing before she went off.

“Hm... I did Konoha, Sound, and Sand.... I only have one more place to go...”

~~~***~~~

Kabuto woke up as the gray morning light shine through the window.

“Ahh... That was a good night sl-”

He stopped when he heard a loud MEOW that come from where Sasuke was...

“WHAT THE!?”

...Don't remember any cats in Sound...

He walked off... to the unknown! .....Not really... He going to Sasuke's room. >.>

~~~***~~~

Earlier, Sasuke opened his eyes... and notice something... His clothing was bigger... What!? He looked at himself, He stared in shock at his furry black body. He shrieked a loud meow.

'I AM A CAT!!! HOW AM I GOING TO KILL ITACHI WHEN I AM A CAT!?!?!?!?'

He glanced up when he heard someone knocking on his door. Kabuto's voice come from the door.

“Open the door, Sasuke! I love to know why there is a cat in your room!”

'IDIOT! I CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR!'

Kabuto heard the cat's meow, and no response from Sasuke.

“You have until I count to three to open the door or I will force my way in... one.”

Sasuke hissed under his breath.

'I WOULD OPEN THE DOOR IF I'M NOT A CAT! GAH!!!!!!!!!'

“Two.... three! I am coming in!”

Kabuto broke the door... What? He didn't have the time to find something to lock pick the door... Beside, I don't think he even know how to lock pick. Sasuke glared at his broken door, He went into a fit of rage.

'WHAT!? YOU DIDN'T NEED TO BREAK MY DOOR! IDIOT!'

Kabuto ignored the ranting cat as he looked around Sasuke's room.

“Where are you...”

'I AM STANDING RIGHT FRONT OF YOU, DOOR BREAKER!”

Kabuto looked closely at cat. He saw that the cat had black fur and... What the? The cat had Sasuke's black eyes!(A/N: I think he had black eyes..)

“Sasuke!? You are a cat!?”

'YES! Now I can't kill Itachi... Gah... I am imagine his face when he see me trying to kill him as a cat!'

Kabuto's shook his head as Sasuke broke down and cried his eyes out...(A/N: Must...not...make...Kabuto...say, “I never know that Sasuke has that time of month.” Must wait for Jiraiya, Gai, or someone else to show up...*Twitch*)

“Sasuke stop crying... now. Come, We must tell Orochimaru-sama about this.”He not going to be happy to hear that his future body is a cat now....

'Alright.'

Kabuto saw Sasuke's nod, He walked off to Orochimaru with Sasuke following him.

~~~***~~~

Orochimaru yawned as he opened his eyes and noticed that he doesn't have any HANDS!? He looked at his body which was now a snake's body. He hissed in surprise.

'What? I am a sssnake?'

A knock on his door made him looked at the door, Kabuto's voice come from the other side.

“Orochimaru-sama! Open the door! Something has.... happen to Sasuke!”

Orochimaru blinked.... well as much as a snake can blink.... WAIT! Can a snake even blink!? ...Oh yeah... I should go back to the story.... >.>

'What? What happen to Sssasssuke, my future body?'

~~~***~~~

Looking at each other, Kabuto and the cat Sasuke blinked in surprise.

“Was that a hiss?”

'Think so...'

Kabuto sighed in dispair when he saw Sasuke's nod.

“Great... Now I got to decide if I should break the door down or lock pick it... Because I don't think a snake can open the door.”

He saw Sasuke's look of 'What do you mean snake, Door breaker?'

“....What else do you thing Orochimaru would turned into? A female?”

'...True...'

“Hey! Where are you going!?”

Sasuke looked back at Kabuto with a look of 'I AM GETTING A LOCK PICK, IDIOT!'

~~~***~~~

Orochimaru was listening to what was going on the other side of the door.

'I heard a meow from a cat.... That can't be Sssassuke, right?'

He started to heard sound of a lock pick working on opening the door.

'Well.... Sssoon... I ssshall sssee what wrong here.'

Kabuto managed to open the door and looked into to see one biiig snake.

“Orochimaru-sama?”

Orochimaru nodded his head.

'Yesss, It isss me.'

Orochimaru looked at the cat.

'Sssassuke?'

'....Yup.'

'...Mussst...Resssisst...the....temptation...to....curssse.'

Kabuto sweat dropped.

“Now... How are we going to fix this?”

'...One thing is for sure... I AM GOING TO KILL THE PERSON, WHO DID THIS TO ME!'

Somewhere, A female putted her hands over her face to stop her from sneeze loudly. Someone want to kill me.... Wonder where it from? Sand, Konoha, Sound....? Meh.

~~~***~~~

Gaara woke up... Oh wait... He can't sleep without the demon taking over(A/N: I think)... Um.... He Er... open his eyes... or something... I DON'T KNOW! >_<... and looked at his body....

“What!? I am a kid.... I dislike being a kid. >_<”

Someone knocked on the door, Gaara looked at the door.

Just what I need....

“Krazekage-sama! Why did I hear you say you are a kid for?”

A another voice said something on the other side as well.

“Yeah... Why?”

......What can I say? 'I was turn into a k- Huh? HEY DON'T OPEN THE DOOR!

The person, who knocked on the door, opened the door and looked in.

.....

Baki(A/N: That who knock on the door...:P “Ahem...” Um....) blinked in surprise.

“How in the heck did this happen?”

The other person looked at Chibi ...Er Kid Gaara and started to laughing.

“Can you imagine Krazekage wear the hat and the robe?! It will be so funny! ^_^”

Baki did a anime sweat drop and Gaara looked like he was going to kill someone.... painful.

“Will you shut up!? Look! Gaara is going to kill you!”

“Aw.. come on, He not going to d- *Insert glare of DOOM from Gaara.* Um.... Hehehe... Sorry about that! I didn't really mean it...”

“....”

“.... Don't kill me?”

Gaara still glared.

“.......”

“Um.... Wonder if any one else had something happen to them? I can go looking? Please? Or can I go tell your brother and sister about what happen to you.”

“.......Alright... Just don't make that joke again....”

“You got it!”

Yay! I didn't die! THANK EVERYTHING IN HEAVEN! Now what should I do? Hm... I will tell Temari and Kankurou.... Yes!

“I will do now...”

Ran off.... Hey... I just notice... I didn't give this person a name or gender... Err... Oh well.... Baki just shook his head at the person...

~~~~****~~~~

Jiachi... (Wow... I gave him a name and a gender... Finally..*Glare from Hime* ....Oh yeah.) and Temari, who he just told what happen to Gaara, knocked on the door of Kankurou's place. Waiting for five minutes, They glanced at each other...

“...Why hasn't he open the door?”

“Don't know... Open the door.”

Jiachi nodded and opened the door, When he looked in.... he blinked.

“You might want to look in....”

“Why?”

Temari looked in......

“What the!?”

~~~~***~~~~

Kankurou woke up...

Why is my bed bigger for!?

He glanced at his hands.

....Green lizard feet....

Getting off the bed and climbing up the self, He observed his appearance.

'....How in the heck I am going to use puppets as a lizard? ...How I am going to explain this to Gaara and Temari...'

Hearing a knock on the door, Kankurou regarded the door with interest.

'....Who the...?'

Waiting to see if they will just leave, He heard some people speaking from the other side.

'Temari?'

A man opened and blinked at the lizard, He said that the other one might want to look in. Temari looked in...

“What the!?”

Temari continued to stare at the lizard.

“Kankurou?”

Kankurou nodded his head. Jiachi scratched his head.

“Well... at lest... Krazekage isn't the only one that had something happen to him... I will let you tell him what happen. I will go see if anyone else was had something happen to them.”

Jiachi left the house, Kankurou stared in shook.

'What do you mean!? WHAT HAS HAPPEN TO GAARA!?'

Temari picked up the lizard and walked out.

“I will tell you as we go to where Gaara is.”

'Someone better....'

A time later in the talk....

'WHAT DO YOU MEAN GAARA WAS TURN INTO A CHILD!?'

~~~***~~~

Chibi Gaara, wearing his Kazekage outfit, looked up as Baki opened the door.

“Krazekage, Your sister and brother are here.”

Temari walked in with a lizard.

I don't see Kankurou... Unless..... O_o

'O_O.... He is a kid....'

Temari just tried not to gawk at little Gaara.

“....Is that lizard.... Kankurou?”

Temari nodded her head.

“Yes.”

Gaara sighed to himself.

Temari said, “Wonder if you and Kankurou are the only ones...”

“We will see when Jiachi get back... Oh...”

Gaara gave Temari and Kankurou a death glare of DOOM!!!!

“If any of you make a joke about my Kage outfit... I may have to kill you.”

Eep!

'Er..... Darn.'

~~~The end of the chapter!~~~

Sama: Means Lady or Lord... or you just have great respect for them.

....YES! I AM DONE WITH CHAPTER 1! Yay!

Hime shook her head.

“Baka.”

What did you say.....

“Nothing....”

Riiiight.

“Meh.”

Bah.

Next time: It the Akatsuki's turn... and someone else has appear...

Note: I may not have someone else appear... :P