Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Carry on Naruto! ❯ Because Itachi Got High ( Chapter 2 )

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Because Itachi Got High (AKA Spoony's struck again!)

Well, during my super happy funtime weekend at Spoony's (great to see your swingin pad, wifey!) we decided we'd definately go for a parody/pisstake seriesof our beloved Naruto fandom. As rabid yaoi fangirls, expect no mercy! *muhahahahaha*
Oh, by the way, the series will be known as Carry On Naruto. Why? I hear you scream in despair? Because we love the Carry On movies :p

Spoony, my mad genius wife, honestly whipped this up in 5 mins I swear!!

Title: Because Itachi Got High
Author: Spoony-Nin
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: None that I'm aware of.
Genre: Parody
Rating: PG 13
Chapter(s): Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Tobi, Sasuke, Naruto, The Uchiha Clan, Zetsu
Warning(s): Contains A stoned Itachi and utter OC-ness.
Disclaimer: Spoony-nin does not own anything to do with Naurto or the Song "Because I got High" By Afro man. PLease do not sue :D
Summary: Itachi's baked version of his life in his own unique version of Afro Man's "Because I got High."
Note: This is a very silly thing I wroted for Saffy to remind her of our time together in Cambridge. Cheers Saffy Wife!
P.S: Itachi is stoned because I think he is. Seriously, those aren't birth marks on his face, he's just had a major bong hit...
More Stoned Itachi soon...

Because Itachi Got High

I was gonna train my little bro until I got high
I gonna kick his punk ass too but then I got high
but I'm just too lazy and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X

I was gonna rule ANBU before I got high
I totally pwned and kicked ass too but I got high
I didn't and I don't care and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I wasn't gonna kill my clan before I got high
I wasn't gonna Slay `em and go beserk but then I got high
now they're all dead I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I joined up with my crew when I was high

I meet my big boy blue when I was high

And now I'm part of the Akatsuki and I know why

- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna snatch that Naruto kid then I got high.

I was gonna use my sharingan too, but then I got high.

But then I got the munchies and I know why.

cause I got high [repeat 3X]

And my lil' bro wants me dead, because I got high.

I messed up his entire life, because I got high.

Now he's the Snake Man's bitch and I know why.

cause I got high [repeat 3X]

Now I'm chillin' with my crew and we're all high.

Kisame, Deidara and Tobi too and we're so high

We'll probably try and smoke Zetsu too and I know why

Yeah

Because we're high, Because we're high, Because we're hiiiiiiiiiigh