Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Crazy Night ❯ SUPERLOVER ( Chapter 3 )

Hi again Crazy Night fans! I'm here to tell some good news and bad news. Since I prefer to hear the bad news first, I'll tell you the bad news. The bad news is...I can't put in the perverted jokes because those jokes are N17, sorry! The good news is I'm gonna write more! So here is the next chapter!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or SUPER LOVER
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Ch. 3 SUPER LOVER ( By: w-inds)

-Flash back-

"Naruto, where are you going?" asked the burnet.

"To the Doctors, I keep on passing out and I know that's not healthy" replied Naruto as he went to the closet to get his coat.

"WAIT!" yelled the boy.

"Why?"

"Um, because I can give you a check up right here"

Naruto raised an eyebrow "Do you know what to do?"

"What's to know?"

"Hmmmmm, okay I'll let you do the check up, it's cheaper for me anyway."

The boy laid Naruto down on his bed and did his check up. About twenty minuets later he was done.

"Okay Naruto, the reason why you keep on passing out is because you're too active."

"Really? Wow, so what should I do?"

"Take these every day around 9:00 for two weeks, and don't worry if you fall asleep, that's just the side affects of the pills."

"Okay if you say so"

Later that night, Naruto took the pills while eating ramen. He soon passed out and later thought it was because of the noodles...

-Flash Back end-

-Naruto-

Sunday/1:32 P.M.

`That dream, it seems so familiar...' "ACH!!!!" Cold water was slash in my face.

"Wake up Dope" said a cold voice.

I open my eyes and saw saski or sake or what ever his name is holding a cup.

"Bastard! Why did you do that?"

"Hmmmmm lets see, maybe because I tried shacking you, slapping you, and yelling at you."

"Why didn't you any of those things!" I yelled.

"Didn't you just hear me when I said I tried those things?!" He yelled.

"Oh yeah" I laughed.

".....baka"

`BAKA?!' "I'm no baka!" I yelled.

"Well you`re a baka for trying to kill a girl just because she tried to feed you"

"I wasn't trying to kill her, I was just trying to knock her out" I crossed my arms and turned the other way.

"What have you been eating for the past week?"

"My spit" I said proudly.

"Okay you're eating now"

"You can't just do that, you're not my doctor!"

"I am now"

"What! What about Kabuki?"

"Like I said earlier this week he got transferred"

"Why did it have to be you?"

"Because, no one else wants you" He said as he walked away.

`No one wants me eh? Looks like I'm twelve again' I leaned on the wall "Just like when I was twelve"

-Sasuke-

`What an idiot, he can't even remember a thing I said!' I stomped down the hall to the cafeteria. `Why did I do this?'

-Flash Back-

"You called me Gai?"

"Yes I did, as you know yesterdays events led us to an unwanted patient" He said and he walked around the room.

"Yes"

"And we need someone to take care of him" He stopped and looked at me.

I raised an eyebrow and so did he. `My god they're fluffy!'

"If you do this for me then I'll...."

`Cut those damn eyebrows'

"..raise your salary by oh say 20%?'

"40%"

"45%"

"Deal" We shook hands and I left to wake up the stupid blond.

-Flash Back end-

"Oh yeah, I almost forgot" I finally reached the cafeteria. `Plus that dumb ass looks cute' I smirked `I wonder if I should-`

"Sasuke!" yelled a loud voice from behind.

`Oh god no, not another one' I walked a little faster and got a tray. Those damn fans always try to talk to me and most of them I don't even know, I hate when that happens!

"Sasuke! Over here!"

I grabbed what ever I saw and quickly walked over to the drinks.

"Sasuke wait for me!"

I took two drinks and left the room as fast as I can.

"Okay Sasuke, see you tomorrow!"

-Naruto-

The door swung open and slammed shut. I look over to see who entered and it was none other than the boy who's name I forgotten.

"That was close" He murmured.

"What was close?" I asked.

"Nothing, here" He handed me a tray. "eat this"

I put the tray aside and turned my head "No"

"Eat it"

"No"

"Don't make me force you"

I flicked him off.

-Haku-

I couldn't believe when they say that Naruto tried to kill Sakura, it's just not right. I decided to visit him to get his side of the story.

"I'll be back Zabuza."

"Humph"

I smiled `yay he finally making contact' I left to see Naruto.

`Let's see which room was he in. Oh here it is.'

"Oi, Naruto" I looked in the room and saw a Kiba pretending to be sleeping and Ino yelling about a dog. `Wrong room' I went to the next room.....

-Naruto-

I was eating my lunch `peacefully' until I heard someone knocking.

"What" said Sasuke.

"Mean bastard" I murmured

"Shut up and eat"

"Oi, Naruto" called a soft voice. I looked up and saw Haku.

"Haku!" I waved my hand.

"Looks like Someone convinced you to eat" He said as he turned to Sasuke.

`Yeah, if you count being threatened `I glared at Sasuke and he glared back.

"I'll be back" said Sasuke as he took the tray from me. I stuck my tongue before at him he left.

"You have good taste Naruto"

"Huh?" I looked at Haku.

He sat next to me and whispered in my ear. "I bet he's good in bed"

"What?! Me and Sasuke? No way!" I blushed `Oh great, he's getting me back'

He smirked "Who's blushing now?"

"Shut up"

"So anyway Naruto, you tried to kill someone?"

I looked up "I wasn't trying to kill her, she's just telling lies to get attention" I looked down at my feet.

"Don't worry" He put a hand on my shoulder "I believe you"

"Thanks" I murmured

"You know, there's a new program here" he looked at the door.

"Really?" I looked up at him.

"Yeah, it's a place for frustrated people so anyone can join" he turned to me and smiled.

"I'm not sure, Sasuke told me no one wants me" I lowered my head

He frowned. "That's true but the one in charge is new so he doesn't know about the Sakura thing" He smiled again.

"Okay, I'll join"

"Good I'll see you later" he got up and headed towards the door.

"Um Haku?"

"Yeah?" he turned around.

"Do you know the doctor's name?"

"Hmmmmm, I think it's Iruka. Yeah Dr. Iruka!" he said as he left the room. `Chance!' I quickly dashed to the door and yelled "Don't be too loud tonight!"

Haku turned around, I didn't get to see the look and color of his face because I ran back in. `got you back!'

Later that night...

Sasuke was sitting in his chair scribbling some shit down, once in a while he'll look at me, what's with that? And why can't I keep my eyes off him? Ugh stupid Haku! Why did he had to put those thoughts in my head.

"Sasuke"

No reply.

"Sasuke" I looked at him.

Still no reply.

"SASUKE!!" I yelled.

"Nani?" he turned towards me.

"I'm bored, lets do something" `like make out' `WAIT MAKE OUT?!' what the fuck was I thinking?! Stupid Haku, I'm gonna kill him!

"Why don't you just sit there and look at me like you did for the past hour."

`How did he-? HEY!' "I wasn't looking at you!"

"Then what were you looking at? The wall in back of me?"

"No...."

"Then you were looking at me." He smirked.

"What no! I mean ye- stop that!" My face started to burn. Why is he looking at me? Aw crap, I'm blushing

"You know, behind all the rudeness, and the loud mouth of yours, you look kind of cute"

What! Cute? Blahk, we're both boys! Why is he doing this and why is my face burning! And why is he walking towards me? Wait he's walk-

"Yes, very cute" he said as he put his hand on my cheek.

".....I." I couldn't get the words out. `Damn this stupid weak body and damn that stupid Sasuke!' I looked at Sasuke as he leaned in.

"Sasuke...?" his brushed his lips against mine. 'What is he doing?!"

Just then the door knob moved.

`Crap'

To be continued.....

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Sorry I took so long, my neighbor's house caught on fire and I had to help. But at least I'm done with this chapter! Oh, and sorry sometimes the titles doesn't mach the chapter I was just listening to the song while I was typing.

Next Chapter:

Naruto is introduced to his other doctor! Who will it be? Hint: He's got the hots for Naruto!(I give out bad hints) And Naruto finds out something he never knew he had. .