Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Crazy Night ❯ PANDAMAN ( Chapter 4 )

Hey there, Yaoilover S! here to tell you what you need to know about this chapter. 1: There are two new doctors. 2: Yaoi is in this chapter. 3:O.O.C characters (sorry!)

Disclaimer: I don't Naruto or PANDAMAN.

Ch. 4 PANDAMAN (One Piece)

-Flash Back-

Naruto is sitting in his room playing his Dreamcast until someone knocked on his door.

"Nani?"

"Naruto, it's time for your shot" called the boy.

"Again?" moaned Naruto. Ever since Naruto started coughing out blood, his friend had been giving him shots. Every time he gets a shot, he always felt light headed.

"Yes again, now look the other way"

"But can't I go to the hos-?" Naruto's eyes widened as he felt pressure in his arm.

"I'm sorry" whispered the young boy.

Naruto looked up to see his friend crying. "Why are you……?"

Thud

Naruto passed out on the floor.

"I'm so sorry" was the last thing he heard.

-Flash Back end-

-Naruto-

Monday/ 9:17 P.M.

Two doctors! Am I that strong? Or am I just that big of a handful?

-Flash Back-

"Sasuke…" his brushed his lips against mine.

Just then the door knob moved.

`Crap'

Sasuke kissed me before the door flew open. `Oh no, someone's in here and Sasuke is still kissing me!' I looked at Sasuke to see if he notice-

"Ahem"

Sasuke and I looked back to see a boy with short red hair, no eyebrows, with possibly mascaraaround his eyes, light milky skin,something written on his head in another language, and emerald green eyes( I suck at describing) `He looks like a panda'

"Sorry to interrupt your moment but I'm here to take care of Uzumaki Naruto" he looked at Sasuke.

"B-b-but I thought Sasuke is m-my doctor." I said in a nervous voice 'he looks like he's about to kill someone' I gulped.

"Well Gai told me that I'm your doctor" he looked at me.

"Well Gai said I'm Naruto's doctor" he glared at the Pandaman and Pandaman glared back at Sasuke.

"Actually I told both of you to be his doctor" said a voice.

`Oh no, not him, anyone but him!' Smoke appears for a second and disappeared leaving a certain monster doing the weirdest pose I have ever seen. (Gai pose! You know the one with the hand over the eye and stuff)

"Long time no see Naruto!" he said as he walked in.

`Those eyebrows..' I look over at Sasuke and Pandaman, they both have the same shocked face.

"I thought he said he was never going to do that again" murmured Sasuke as he scratched his temple.

"Humph, baka" Pandaman spat.

"Since that day with Sakura and all, my people wanted to get rid of you but I convince them to let you stay. They said yes because they got annoyed by my pleading-I mean speech but under one condition"

"And that is…" said Pandaman

"That he'll have to have two doctors!" he smiled.

"And the two doctors are Sasuke and Pandaman?" I asked.

"Pandaman?"

-Flash Back end-

Damn that eyebrow monster! Thanks to you I have a doctor who likes me and a doctor that looks like he's about to kill me!

"Naruto, dinner" said Pandaman as he opened the door with a tray of food in his hands.

"I'm not hungry"

"Eat" he shoved the tray at me.

"I'm not hungry!" I yelled. He sat down and pulled out a gun.

"Eat" He demanded.

I gulped "Y-y-you cant do tha-"

Click

Bang

A bullet passed my eye. "Eat" I took a fork and started eating.

After I ate Pandaman stood up. "I'll be back" he said as he got up, took the tray, and left.

`I'm gonna die' I laid down in fetal position. `I'm gonna be killed by a Pandaman with a gun'

Moments later the door opened. "What are you doing?"

I turned around "Nothing"

"It looks like you're trying to hide from me"

"No…" I looked the other way.

"Don't tell me that the lady killer is afraid of me"

"No, I'm afraid of your gun, and I'm not a lady killer!" I sat up.

"Humph, I knew it, you're just like the others, annoying, loud and stupid"

`Stupid?!' I stood up. "I'm not stupid you stupid panda!"

"Panda?"

"Yeah a PANDA! And another thing, why the hell did you tried to kill me?!" I stood right in front of him, looking up. 'Stupid shortness!'

He smirked. "Hm, maybe you are a little different, but you're still annoying, loud and stupid."

"Then how am I different?"

He lifts my chin. "You're cute" I open my mouth to yell at him but my lips were covered by his. `What the fuck?!' First he's trying to kill me now he's kissing me! He nibbled my bottom lip but I didn't open. He growled and bit my bottom lip. I gasped and before I knew it, his tongue was in my mouth. `What the hell is he doing!'

Tuesday/1:26 P.M.

Ugh, I barley got any sleep last night and it all because of Sasuke and Pandaman. Why do they like me? And why did they kiss me? Oh god, this is going to be headache for me.

"Naruto" the door opened.

"Yeah?"

"It's time to go to the new program." Haku smiled as he entered.

"I don't want to" `A lot of things just happened to me in less than two days.'

"But you promised" he pouted.

"You should save the pouting for Zaboo"

"It's Zabuza"

"Yeah. yeah you say his name when you're with him in bed."

"Naruto!" Haku blushed.

I laughed "It's always fun playing around with you"

"Come on, you said you'll go"

"Fine, I'll go" I got up and walked towards the door.

"U-u-um, Naruto"

"Yeah?" I looked back and saw Haku looking down with the reddest face I've ever seen.

"Y-y-y-your b-b-bot-t-tom i-i-s showing"

I looked behind and notice my ass was showing. I grinned "Oh Haku, I never knew" I said in a girly voice.

"Just shut up and put this on!" he said as he took off his coat and handed it to me still having the lobster color face.

After having fun with Haku, we went to the stupid program I, like an idiot, promised to go to.

"Wait" I stopped. I almost forgot.

"What?"

"What about Sasuke?" I looked at Haku.

"Don't worry, he doesn't have to be jealous of me" he smiled.

I blushed. "Not that, I mean dose he know I'm going to the program?"

Haku eyes widened. "I thought you told him"

"Oops"

-Sasuke-

"Naruto, lunch" I came in holding a tray.

No answer.

I looked around the room but Naruto wasn't there. "Aw shit" I dropped the tray and ran out. `Stupid Naruto, now look what you did! When I find you you'll wish you've never been born.

-Naruto-

"Um, I bet he won't even notice I'm gone" I scratched the back of my head.

`Hopefully'

When we arrived, Haku gave me some ear plugs. "Put them on"

"Why?"

"You'll see" he said as he put his on. I raised an eyebrow but did what he told me to do. He opened the door for me.

"Thanks" I said as we took the plugs off.

"You're welcome" he smiled as he turned around.

"Where are you going?"

"Back to Zabuza" he looked at me.

"But aren't you coming with me?"

"This program isn't for doctors" he said before he left. I looked at Haku for a second then went in side.

-Sasuke-

`Where the fuck is that shit head?!' I stomp around the hall `I've been looking for him for over an hour! I was about to go to the exercise room when I heard someone call my name.

"SASUKE!!!"

I turned around, ready to punch the daylights out of the person who yelled my name. But I stopped myself when I saw Naruto running towards me. But like an idiot, he slipped and fell on the ground.

"Baka" I murmured. I picked him up and carried him to his room.

About fifteen minuets later he woke up. "Where am I?"

"In your room stupid" he looked at me and pouted. "I'm not stupid!" `He always makes the cutest faces.'

"Why dose my arm hurt, and why can't I move it?"

I fell on my face. "You have got to be kidding!" I looked up.

"What?" he stared blankly.

"You know, about your arm" `He can't be serious he must have known!'

"What about it? " `Yup, he doesn't know'

"Come on" I grabbed his hand and walked towards the door.

"Where are we going?" I looked at him `How cute, he's blushing' I smirked.

"Let's go" I dragged him out.

When I finally found a bathroom, I took him in.

"S-S-Sasuke, I don't think we should do-"

I stood over him. "Do what?" I said as I leaned down laying my forehead on his.

He was about to answer but I cut him off. "Look in the mirror"

"What? But I thought-"

"Thought what? Thought we were going to do something" I smirked.

He blushed"Y-y-yes-I mean no"

"Don't worry, we'll do something soon." I whispered in his ear. "But for now, look in the mirror"

"But-"

"Just look"

He walked over to the mirror and looked. I looked away, waiting for him to finish. I could steal a glance but looking at him admiring himself is not the thing like to do.

Thump

I looked over and saw Naruto passed out. `Geeze, all that over a broken arm?'

To be continued…..

Done! For this chapter anyway. I know you barley heard about the new program, sorry about that, but the next chapter will mostly take place in the program and the rest will be flash backs and yaoi. So if you like please review and tell me if I should continue or stop (I'm gonna update even if you like the story anyway!). Peace ^^

Next Chapter:

Another New doctor! I wonder who it is! Hint: In the anime and manga, he was the only one who respects Naruto! And what will happen when Naruto is sleeping.