Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ It's Cold! ❯ Chapter Three ( Chapter 3 )

It's Cold!

Buni-San

Naruto

Chapter Three

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

Rated: M

“Talking”

`Thinking'

`Inner Perverts'

*Sound/ Motion*

*~* Scene Change*~*

*~*~* Dream Sequence/ Flashback *~*~*

(* AN: Author's Note *)

 

(* AN: Everyone's inner people come up the same way Inner Sakura dose, so if they cough or sneeze, or blink- but their real bodies don't, you'll understand what's going on. It'll be a lot funnier like this if you read the story right. ^.~ *)

 

*~*

 

Kakashi managed to find a cave just before sundown and managed to get a fire started with the dry grass and wood that was in the cave, leaving him where he was now, having to strip her and wrap her back up in a warm blanket next to the fire. He knew she was going to wake up in the middle of him taking off her clothes to save her life and slap him and call him a pervert, but, alas, it needed to be done. She needed to wake up anyway.

 

*Sigh*

 

“Women.” Grumbled Kakashi, unwrapping her...wraps, and shirt. He loved that they wore clothes that showed skin, he really did, but he also hated how they forget about the weather and get sick because of it. He saw her starting to move around and wake up and prepared himself for the slap, though he continued to strip her. Just about the same time she opened her eyes he wrapped the blanket around her and sat back.

 

“Kakashi…” There's the deep, evil, venom filled voice he had expected.

 

“You didn't need to take off everything you creep.” Snapped Kurenai, sitting up and tightening the blanket around her. Kakashi, thanking the gods that he wasn't getting slapped, shook his head and started to take off his own soaking wet clothes. Kurenai snorted when he took off his turtleneck and had an extra mask underneath.

 

“You're the most paranoid man I have ever met in my life.” Kakashi blinked at her.

 

“Paranoid?” Kurenai huffed and scooted closer to the fire.

 

“I don't understand what you're obsession is with not letting people see your face. You even wear two masks just incase someone manages to get the first one off and even have little jutsu's for if they get that one off.” Kakashi smirked and shook his head as he stood to take his pants and shoes off. Kurenai turned her head to the side, not wanting to catch him naked if he took anymore off.

 

“Why? Curious?” Asked Kakashi, pulling on an extra pair of pants he had in his bag and sitting down next to the fire. Kurenai shot him a glare.

 

“Admit it, you have an uncontrollable, burning desire to rip my mask off and see my face.” Snickered Kakashi. He loved to push Kurenai's buttons, she was gorgeous when she was angry.

 

“I have an uncontrollable, burning desire to rip something off. Keep it up and I might give into temptation.” Hissed the woman, but Kakashi, being Kakashi, ignored the very clear warning.

 

“And then what would you do? You wouldn't be able to get back to the village on your own- you're horrible at directions and roads. You need me to help you get back.” Teased Kakashi. Kurenai growled at him.

 

“Why is it you always just love to piss me off?! It's always me- never Anko or-!!“

 

“You're cute when you're angry.” Stated the man bluntly. Kurenei sputtered over her words for a second before just tightening the blanket around her even more and snorted.

 

“You're such a creep.” Kakashi smirked and braught a finger up to the bridge of his mask, Kurenai tore her head in his direction, wondering if he was actually going to take it off or not.

 

“You're curious~…!” He teased, taking his finger away. Kurenai glared death at him before huffing and turning her gaze towards the fire.

 

“Stupid bastard.”

 

*~*

 

Sasuke nearly collapsed when he finally reached the cave, somehow he managed to catch himself in time and crouched down to sit on his knees. Sakura managed to roll off his back and fell next to him on her back, they had shelter from the snow now, but they were still wet and freezing.

 

`I can't…stay…awake…' Sakura gasped when Sasuke finally collapsed next to her. She bit her lip and rushed to help him with new energy.

 

`Oh man, I shouldn't have let him carry me for so long! He's way more exhosted than me! He used his fire jutsu and carried me all this way! It'll be a miracle if he even wakes up!' Thought Sakura in a rush. She saw the blue tint to his nose lips and ears and quickly started to strip him out of his clothes. So what if he never spoke to her again for this, he'd be alive and not talk to her damnit!

 

“Sasuke, I gotta get your clothes off!” She didn't know why she said that, it wasn't as though he could hear her or anything. But, she was freaked out at the moment and if she wanted to say it out loud then she would say it out loud! It also kind of helped calm her nerves. She had no chakra, was exhosted, and to top it all off, Sasuke was REALLY heavy!

 

*Grunt!*

 

There, she finnaly rolled him over! Alas, Sakura faced a new problem, her hands were so cold they were shaking like crazy. She tried at least five times to get to the buttons on his tactical vest with no luck and eventually gave a shriek of agrivation. She looked around for something to help her with the buttons- her Kunai? No, she's end up stabbing or cutting him- a rock- no that wouldn't work- a stick? No, it'd probably break. What could she use? What could she use?!

 

`Use your teeth!'

 

“That'll work!” Sakura quickly bent over him and started to go at his vest.

 

Why couldn't he be like everyone else and just get a vest with a zipper?!

 

*~*

 

“Okay- a steady source of warmth- fire! Crap- fire needs wood! Arg! Um… a blanket?” Naruto had already rummaged through his bag and all he had left was a pair of socks, and those were already on Hinata's hands. He found her bag and began to rummaged through it desperately, he swore when he didn't find anything but one- little- blanket. Everything else was soaked! He cursed his luck and started to tear away at his own clothes, his chakra was running on low and he wouldn't be able to keep himself warm for long. When he was finally out of his clothes Naruto brought Hinata up to sit in his lap and wrapped the blanket around them tightly. He needed to get her warm and the only way he could do that right now was with body heat.

 

`GREAT!! The ONLY person in Konoha that doesn't hate me is gonna kill me for this!' Naruto, once again, cursed his luck as he scooted the two of them a little bit deeper into the cave and away from the snow to sit back against the stone wall.

 

Naruto sat like that with Hinata for about twenty minutes, just staring out at the snow at the entrance to the cave, anything to prevent him from looking down at Hinata, he swore when he started to see the dark sky start to snow. Great- at this rate they'll be snowed in-!

 

*GULP*

 

`Did she just-?'

 

Hinata felt something warm against her back, and something a little warm draped over her front. She squinted her eyes open and lazily looked at her surroundings, she was in a cave... and it was snowing outside… It was probably the fact that she was practically still asleep that she turned around to face whatever was warm and didn't register the fact that she was sitting on someone, and immediately fell back asleep once she wrapped her arms around whatever the warm thing was to get more comfortable.

 

Naruto was beet red and staring straight up at the roof.

 

`Oh god, oh god, oh god! If she moves any closer she'll be right over my-!!'

 

*GULP*

 

Naruto quickly found himself with a problem. Hinata was shifting in her sleep and kept rubbing her-…self, against his-…self, and it really didn't help when she kept pressing her- very well proportioned- torso against his! Okay! That's it! She needs to wake up NOW!!

 

“Hey Hinata-“ Naruto shot his head back up.

 

`Hey! She shaves!'

 

`SHUT UP!!!!'

 

Hinata frowned in her sleep, she was warm and comfortable, but something was pressing up against her…self, and why did her pillow have a heartbeat?

 

`Pillows don't have heart beats.'

 

Hinata grumbled something and turned her head over, why was the heartbeat still there? She squinted an eye open and blinked when she saw someone's skin, and blushed deep red when she felt that someone's skin rub against her breast. She went even redder when she glanced up to see a beet red Naruto staring straight up at the ceiling.

 

“N-Naruto-?!”

 

“I didn't see anything I swear! You only had one blanket and if I didn't get you warm you'd probably be dead from hypothermia and frostbite!” Hinata gulped when she looked down at herself, she was naked! Huh? When did she get a-OH!!

 

“Y-y-you're n-nak-k-ked-d t-t-too?!” Naruto gulped, but kept his head pointed straight up so he didn't see her.

 

`Naruto's naked! I'm naked! Oh my, oh my, oh my!!'

 

`Look at the SIZE of tha-!!

Hinata quickly gulped and followed Naruto's example of becoming excruciatingly interested in the cave's roof.

 

`Why won't she say anything!? C'mon Hinata, get pissed, hit me and call me a pervert already!'

 

`Maybe she's not mad?'

 

`Of COURSE she's mad! I stripped her and-`

 

`To save her life!'

 

`What's that got to do with anything?! NOTHING female likes to be stripped without their consent weather it's to save their life or not-!!'

 

“Naruto…?” Hinata couldn't believe she was talking to him, this was incredibly indecent-

 

“Y-yeah Hinata?” Naruto cleared his throat when his voice choked. He glanced down as best he could to see Hinata, blushed, and looked back up at the ceiling. She had her face buried in his chest- totally mortified no doubt.

 

“T-…Thank you.”

 

*blink*

 

“Thank you? You're not gonna hit me?” Asked Naruto, snapping his head down to look at her, the second he saw nipple his eyes were back on the rocks.

 

“N-no! I-… I'm not mad i-if that's what you're worried ab-bout…” Hinata couldn't believe herself- what if Naruto was mad at her? What if he was actually disgusted that she was so weak that this had ended up happening?!

 

“Thanks, I was worried you were gonna kill me over this…” Chuckled Naruto, a little bit relieved but no less embarrassed. He felt Hinata shift her weight again, this time DANGEROUSLY close to making them both faint and snapped his hands down to her hips, stopping them before she moved a little too close.

 

“N-Naruto I'm sitting on a-a rock-“

 

“Um…that's not a rock…-don't move!” Hinata froze when she tried to sit up a little straighter and glanced down, going beet red when she saw his…self, almost at full salute! She didn't know weather or not to be angery or kind of flattered. She noticed that he was pushing her a little further away and quickly understood- her moving around caused that! Oh no! She was probably embarrassing him so bad he'd hate her for life!

 

“…Just…don't move…” Hinata looked up at Naruto's face, blushing a little more- if possible- when she saw his very tense expression, it almost looked like he was in pain-

 

“Naruto I'm so sorry!” Naruto's eyes shot open when he smelled salt water and froze when he saw Hinata with tears in her eyes. Why was she crying- why was she SORRY?! She should be hitting him into a bloody pulp and throwing him out into the snow for something like this!!

 

“Hinata-?”

 

“I'm *hic* Sorry! *hic* I didn't *hic* mean to- *hic*” Naruto gulped when she suddenly smacked her face into his chest and started wailing. He was unsure, but let her hips go for a moment to hold her head up and wipe the tears away.

 

Bad mistake.

 

*~*

 

Sasuke slowly opened his eyes when he felt presser on his lower torso. It was heavy, but he managed to lift his head up with a groan to see what it was.

 

And nearly passed back out.

 

`Damn Sasuke, if he was awake he might have enjoyed this!' Sakura threw up a mental barrier before any more vivid pictures came to mind and tried to lessen the deep red blush on her face as she finished using her teeth to get his pants open.

 

“S-Sakura?!” Sakura's head snapped towards Sasuke's when she heard his bewildered voice. She nearly had a heartattck, but snapped her eyes closed and used her hands to pull the pants off. Figured that he'd choose to wake up at that exact moment. Sasuke tried to sit up but was pushed back down when Sakura quickly grabbed a blanket and laid herself down on top of him, putting her hands between his chest and her breast to try and warm them up as much as keep what little dignity she had left.

 

“S-Sakura I don-!”

 

“Just deal with it! There's no wood for fire and you might have hypothermia! I need to warm you up or you'll die! Hate me later!” Sasuke quickly shut his mouth and just stared at her wide eyed. He felt how cold her hands were against his chest and didn't even think before reaching an arm over and around her waist to try and get her to stop shivering. The little idiot, the entire time she was worried about him she didn't even notice herself getting into just as bad shape as he was!

 

Well, it worked.

 

“S-…Sasuke?” Sakura squeaked out his name, frozen in shock that he had a hand over her naked waist and nearly passed out herself when he reached his other hand up to brush her hair out of her face. What was he doing?!

 

“I-I d-don't-t hat-te y-you.” Sasuke was really starting to get annoyed that his voice was so shaky because of the cold. He stared up into her wide emerald eyes and gave a sloppy grin.

 

“Y-you don't hate me…?”

 

“N-no.”

 

“I get it, I passed out from the cold and am having a nice dream before I die. This sucks!” Snapped the kunoichi, slamming her head down against his chest and huffing in annoyance. Sasuke gave a loud `oomph!' when she did, the sudden head attack was fast and hurt more than it should of because of the cold. He glared down at her, pausing when he noticed that she was about to go to sleep.

 

`S-Sakura you can-n't go to sl-leep, you're n-not warm-m enough y-yet.” Sakura blinked, and lifted her head to look at him suspiciously.

 

*Pow!*

 

“OW!! What was that for?!” Demanded Sasuke, rubbing his swelling cheak. Sakura winched and shook the dull pain from her fist. Yup, pain- lot's of it. She was awake alright.

 

“Sorry, I just needed to see if I had fallen asleep-“

 

“So you PUNCH me?!” Sasuke bit his tongue when she blushed a little and turned her head so her chin was resting on his chest so she could look at him more comfortably.

 

“…”

 

“…”

 

 

“Sakura…?”

 

“Y-yeah Sasuke?” The raven haired teen stared blankly up at the roof of the cave a little embarrassed fore even asking, but he had been curious.

 

“What were you… gonna ask me just before we left the village?” He asked a little quiet. Sakura blinked at him, before giggling almost hysterically. Sasuke glared down at her, wanting to know what was so funny, but froze when she opened her eyes to smile at him warmly.

 

“I was going to ask you if you knew what to do incase of an avalanche.” Sasuke's eyebrow twitched down at her. Why did he like her? Well- he knew why he liked her, she was gorgeous, funny, strong willed, strong, and even after his betrayal of the village she still loved him just as much as before he had left. She was persistent, he liked that about her, it showed her determination and he had to admire her for her patience. Even Ino had given up on him after a while- but not Sakura, nope, his Sakura-

 

`I'm getting possessive again.'

 

`So? The only reason why she ISN'T yours is because you keep on procrastinating on the matter!'

 

`I am not!'

 

`You want her, She's WANTED you- what's the hold up?!'

 

“Hold on a second.” Sasuke bit the inside of his cheek when she reached above him to grab her bag, it was one thing to have her breasts practically right over his face, even if she had a arm over them in a futile attempt to save her modesty- it was another entirely when she couldn't quite reach and had to straddle him in order to reach it. It was then that Sasuke knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that she was a natural pink.

 

“What are you doing?” Asked Sasuke, taking every bit of his self control not to squeak it out. Sakura rummaged through the bag for a moment more, before returning to her original position, this time though she was a little more moved up, her elbows on either sude of his head so she could comfortably get to the granola bars while still keeping him warm. Sasuke saw her stick one in her mouth before holding one over his with a smile. Ah! Food! Yes!

 

“Thanks…” He muttered, opening his mouth. Sasuke snaked a hand under hers so he could feed himself. Sakura sweatdropped and blinked down at him when he gobbled it down in two bites. She bit off some of it and began to chew slowly, resting her head on his warm chest as he brought the blanket up tighter around them.

 

“I was going to ask you if I had a chance to be with you at all.”

 

 

*~*~*~*~*

 

Kakashi: Where are the teens at?

 

Kurenai: How should I know?

 

Buni: *sweatdrops* They're a little busy at the moment…

 

Kakashi: Busy?

 

Kurenai: *Totally confused*

 

Buni: Yeah… busy.

 

~Buni-San