Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Konna Ni Chikaku De... ❯ Freekum Dress ( Chapter 2 )

Summary:After his friends tell him he needs to get laid Naruto goes all out to get Sasuke's attention. Of course considering it's Naruto it's not gonna be that hard.

 

“Naruto you are so freakin stressed.” Kiba said as he laid his head on his long term boyfriend Neji's lap.

 

“Just a little, nothing a little R&R can't cure.” Naruto said while flopping in the seat next to the couple, and sipping on a Pepsi. Sasuke had to work late today so he called Kiba and Neji over to keep him company.

 

“Naruto when's the last time you and Sasuke had sex?” Kiba asked while Neji ran his finger through his hair.

 

“Well with Sasuke in charge of his family's business and all he's busy and I don't want to get in the way and all.”

 

“Naruto.” Kiba whined.

 

“A month but I mean he's busy and-”

 

Kiba say up and gave Naruto a scrutinizing stare. “Do you still have that red hair dye, and make up from this passed Halloween?”

 

“Yeah why?” Naruto asked not liking the gleam in his friend's eyes.

 

Kiba stood and grabbed Naruto hand and headed to the bathroom. “Naruto we are going to completely make you over. Neji give us some music, and turn in up ALL the way.”

 

Neji stood and went over to the stereo and placed in a random CD and turned it up all the way.

 

“To be or not to be? Not!” Kiba said the first line as he set to the task of preparing Naruto. He grabbed the red hair dye and began to put it on the tips of Naruto's hair. He spent about 20 minuets working on his hair and was extremely satisfied with the results. He dragged Naruto to his bedroom and began going through his clothes.

 

Naruto looked in the mirror at his hair, his once golden blond hair was now a dark almost blood red at the tips, and had the same color highlights thrown randomly throughout his hair, and was combed out to brush against shoulders, and lightly gelled to help fight against the natural spike of his hair. “What did you do to my hair?” Naruto asked shocked.

 

“GOT IT!” Kiba sang happily as he pulled the clothes out of the closet. He quickly removed Naruto of all his clothes including his boxers, and placed the clothes that he retrieved on him before he could comprehend what was happening. Kiba placed him in front of a full length mirror. “What do you think?”

 

“I look…okay I guess.” Naruto had on a wide sleeve red kimono top that stopped right above his belly button; it was lined in a black silk. The front was set like a corset back and the strings were only slightly drawn showing off Naruto's abs. He had on a pair of tight black jeans, that left no room for boxers, and rode low on his hips, showing a `V' and revealing a small blond happy trail(1).

 

“Good cause we still have more to go.” Kiba said with a smile.

 

Kiba pushed Naruto to the bed so he could grab the remaining things to add to his attire. He returned with the remaining items, and placed them next to Naruto on the bed. He grabbed a red leather choker that was about a inch and a half wide and had the word `UCHIHA' in black jagged letters written around it, It had a few stings a loose leather on it to make it easy to put on and remove. Kiba tied it around Naruto's neck.

 

He grabbed the red eye shadow and told Naruto to close his eyes, and placed the makeup on the boy's eyelids. Naruto opened his eyes and watched as Kiba grabbed black eyeliner. Kiba carefully lined Naruto's eyes and smiled as Naruto's blue eyes stood out even more. Kiba grabbed the final item, a black bracelet that had a thin chain connecting it to ring, that had rubies placed throughout it. The bracelet once belonged to Naruto's mother, but she gave it to him as a gift. Kiba grabbed Naruto and placed him in front of the mirror again and was extremely happy with his answer.

 

“I look…damn.” Naruto said to lost to form words.

 

“NEJI COME LOOK!” Kiba yelled to his boyfriend. Said boy soon entered to room, and Naruto faced him. He was fighting of a nosebleed he could feel coming.

 

“You look…” Neji could only stare.

 

“Okay that's enough Neji.” Kiba said not liking the way he was looking at his friend. “Naruto my friend, you are most definitely getting laid in this outfit.” Kiba said as he walked with him to the front door. “All you have to do is go to his job, and then it's a sure in.” Kiba went to push him out the door.

 

“I ain't ready yet Wait!” Naruto walked over to a mirror “Let me fix my hair.”

 

Naruto walked back to the door and was on his way, thinking of the song that was playing during his make over.

 

I think I'm ready
Been locked up in the house too long
It's time to get it
Cause once again he's out doing wrong.

 

Naruto thought about the many nights he went without Sasuke sleeping next to him, or Sasuke being there to fulfill his needs, and how tense it made him. Kiba obviously knew Naruto better then he was given credit for.

 

And my girls are so real
Said it's been a minute since I had some
He's been acting up
But he won't be the only one.

 

That's why Kiba had went into makeover mode. He wanted to let his friend know the pleasures Naruto was sure he felt every night, and if not night definitely in the morning.

 

Cause when they act whoa
That's when you put it on
Get'em uptight
This is yo song
Pop out yo back
Time to impress
Pull out yo Freekum Dress.

 

Naruto put his thumb into his pant loops, pulling them down slightly and continued on his walk. Naruto knew he was very good looking he just never realized what a little makeup, a change of cloths and some jewelry could do to a person.

 

Put cha freekum dress on
Ooh Ooh O
Every woman got one
Ooh Ooh O
Shut it down
Put a top on
Roll out the big guns
And put ya freekum dress on.

 

Naruto was soon on more popular streets as he neared Sasukes working establishment. Even though it was dark out the moon still shined giving a natural glow. Naruto saw men and women alike turn and watch him as he walked. He could feel the undressing him with their eyes.

 

“DAMN!” he heard a man say as he walked past. Naruto only smiled and continued his walk. Naruto snuck a look at the man out of the corner of his eye and saw a small but noticeable bulge in his pants. Naruto let out a small laugh.

 

Soon as you saw me
Turned on by how the dress was fitting right
Short and backless
See my silhouette in the moonlight
Such an attraction
Keep telling me how my outfit's so nice
Little do he know, ha
My man gon take it off tonight

 

Naruto made it to Sasuke's office building. He walked through the revolving doors and was people with their husbands or wives preparing to leave. He saw the men look at him and he couldn't help but smile as he realized they were probably starting to question their sexual preference.

 

All the ladies
Who ain't get all dressed up in yo dresses and yo bestest
With no reason, then get ready to freak `em, freak `em

 

Hey it wasn't Naruto's fault that they didn't know how to keep up with their men and keep `em interested. Naruto just so happened to the type of person to have friends to do it for him.

 

When you put it on it's an invitation
When they play yo song
Get on up and shake it
Looking at yo back yo don't have to waste it
Spin it all around and take it to the ground

 

Naruto entered the elevator at pushed the number `24' the floor he knew Sasuke's office was held. He walked to his office and saw that the door was open. He leaned against the doorframe as he watched Sasuke type and speak on the cell phone and just waited for him to notice.

 

“No Itachi, the papers are under the name Chidori. No. Well what the hell was I supposed to call them, a piece of shit?” Naruto smirked at Sasuke's sucky attempt of a joke. Naruto tired of waiting knocked on the wall to get his attention.

 

Sasuke looked up. “Damn it Itachi its 12o'clock I need…to…I'll call you back.” Sasuke closed his cell phone and looked at Naruto. “You. Look So. Fuckable.”

 

“Good that's what I was going for.” Naruto said while stepping into the room closing and locking the door behind him.

 

When you put it on it's an invitation
When they play yo song
Get on up and shake it
Looking at yo back yo don't have to waste it
Spin it all around and take it to the ground

 

Sasuke walked up to Naruto who backed up until he was against the wall a playful glint to his eyes. Sasuke smirked and captured Naruto in a soul searing kiss. `About Damn Time!!' Naruto thought as he was lowered to the ground where he and Sasuke soon spent countless hours making love, amply making up for lost time.

 

Ladies, looky here
When you been with cha man for a long time
Every now and then
You got to go in the back of that closet and pull out that freekum dress
Ooh Ooh
I got my freekum dress on

 

Here goes another one-shot to add to the list. The song that was used was Beyonce's Freekun Dress. I really don't know why I chose that song, but I guess it was a spur of the moment. Anyway please review and Thank you to those who read. Oh and please Review and I'm sorry for any mistakes tat may be in here.