Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Life and Love in Konoha ❯ R&R ( Chapter 11 )

Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto…I would own Naruto…but I don't and I cry myself to sleep every night because of that.

 

AN: OK. So first off the whole Tsunade thing was just for fun if you disagree with my story…write your own. I'm not doing it to offend anyone just for my own sick pleasure. Oh and chezaswolf666 yeah that's what I meant my grammar is really bad sorry. Periods and commas are there in my head but when I write fast they disappear. Sorry again about the delay but between my computer and my bad mood lately *shrugs* I'll write every night from now on. Sorry. I'm going to work more on comedic stuff involving the couples Ro-bandkid so just hold on a bit longer. AnimePrincessInuLover sorry thnx for sticking with me I promise I will continue this fic as long as mediaminer is up and running. Midnyte_thunder please don't break my legs more is coming. She's a friggin psychopath trust me. She beats puppies! With kittens! She beats puppies with kittens!

 

 

“Am I invited?” Tsunade asked after Sakura and Sasuke filled her in on their plan for a party.

 

“Sur-Of course you are.” Sakura said in a cheery tone. “You in Kakashi Sensei are welcome to…”

 

“I'm sorry but I've walked in on you four enough times to last me quite awhile.” Kakashi interrupted. “Maybe next time.”

 

“Ah…meanie.” Tsunade said sticking her tongue out. “Let me see I need a partner. Ooh, I know. I'll meet you at the inn in an hour. Just grab whatever supplies you need. I'll pay for the inn.” She said before sauntering off.

 

“Who do you think she'll bring?” Sakura asked.

 

“I'm betting Shizune.” Sasuke said rubbing his now healed arm.

 

“No way. We know she's into guys. She dated Kakashi.” Sakura said.

 

“She was traveling around the country with only Shizune for how long. She's got to be bi.” Sasuke smiled.

 

“No. If she brings Shizune I'll make out with Hinata on the spot.” Sakura said confidently.

 

“I'm gonna hold you to that.” Sasuke grinned.

 

“And if I win?” Sakura asked grinning mischievously.

 

“I'll…do anything you want for an hour.” He said shrugging.

 

“You're on.” She said shaking his hand. “Don't come crying to me when you lose.”

 

“Don't whine when Hinata pins you down and rapes you.” Sasuke said still grinning.

 

“You realize what I could have you do in an hour.” Sakura said raising an eyebrow.

 

“Yeah. You realize that you'll be doing this in front of everybody? Come on lets round them up.” Sasuke said standing.

 

 

Within an hour they had all gathered outside the inn. “Everyone here?” Sasuke called to the group.

 

“In body if not spirit.” Shikamaru said before Temari whacked the back of his head. “Okay spirit just showed up.”

 

“Okay then wait where's Lady Hokage?” Sakura asked looking around.

 

“Right here.” She said walking up with Shizune. “Just went to pick up some stuff.

 

“Okay well come on in.” Sakura said and turned to find Sasuke straining not to laugh.

 

“Not a word. One word, and the arm gets ripped off.” Sakura said. Sasuke mimed her making out with someone and she glared at him. He shook his head, held up one finger, and pointed at his mouth.

 

“Hey Naruto?” Hinata said hugging his arm to her. “What the hell is Sasuke doing?”

 

Naruto squinted at him. “Making out with the invisible man?” Naruot shrugged.

 

“I heard that you pointy haired midget!” Sasuke yelled.

 

“Sasuke, no fighting.” Sakura said wrapping her arms around him.

 

“But…” Sakura put a finger to his lips.

 

“No fighting tonight.” She whispered. Sasuke rolled his eyes, nodded, and walked inside.

 

They walked in to find everyone settling into chairs and loveseats. Sakura stood at the front of the room. “Okay so here's the general idea. This is a pretty ritzy place so we got a plasma screen tv, hot springs and a buffet. The staff has cleared out for the night so go nut's it's on the Hokage's dime. Well I figure we could start off with dinner then maybe a little soak. Watch some movies, play some games, you know just have a big sleepover.” She shrugged.

 

“Break out the Sake let's get started.” Tsunade said jumping up.

 

“Lady Tsunade. They're all under age.” Shizune said.

 

“Oh yeah and at least in the leaf village it is illegal for them to drink. Oh well. I won't tell me if you don't tell me.” Tsunade said walking off.

 

“B-but lady Tsunade!” Shizune whined.

 

“Okay fine. Sorry but Shizune will turn us in so I guess we're stuck sober for the night.” Tsunade said drooping slightly.

 

“You'll be fine.” Shizune said patting her on the back.

 

“No I won't. I'll die.” Tsunade whined. “I'll die, and then you'll have to become Hokage, and you will see how stressful my life was, and you shall remorse over the fact that you didn't let me…ooh dumplings.” Tsunade grabbed a plate and began to pile on food.

 

“Sasuke what is with you and plain rice?” Sakura asked Sasuke as he pulled up a chair next to her.

 

“I like rice.” He shrugged.

 

“If you eat nothing but rice, you'll…something bad will happen to you.” Sakura said.

 

“I don't eat nothing but rice.” Sasuke said.

 

“Sure you do.” Sakura said rolling her eyes.

 

“Every night.” Sasuke said grinning.

 

“Perv.”

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“You instigate the whole thing, and you know it.”

 

“Shut up and eat your rice.” Sakura snapped.

 

“Eating rice.” Sasuke smiled teasingly, taking a bite. “Calm down, it's supposed to be a party.”

 

“I am calm. I'm the calmest thing you've ever seen and you know and except it!” Sakura yelled.

 

“Something wrong Sakura?” Hinata asked sitting down on her other side.

 

“No. Of course not I'm fine.” Sakura smiled. “How about you two?”

 

“I'm okay but Naruto's a little depressed.” Hinata said nodding towards Naruto who was starring at his plate blankly. “No ramen.”

 

“Awe poor little guy.” Sakura said sweetly.

 

“Oh yeah. Poor Naruto. What happened to the whole if you eat nothing but rice speech?” Sasuke asked annoyed. “Hypocrite.” Sakura just stuck her tongue out at him.

 

“It'll be okay Naruto.” Hinata said patting him on the shoulder. “I'll make you ramen tomorrow okay.”

 

“Why is the world so cruel to the noodle lovers?” Naruto whined.

 

“Awe. Shhh. You're fine. Just try to eat.” She said lovingly. “Here open up.”

 

“She's changed a lot.” Sakura smiled.

 

“Yeah. Was barely over a month ago when she couldn't even talk to him.” Sasuke said watching her feed Naruto.

 

“Yeah I guess when they met she just must have just snapped.”

 

“Like me?” He grinned.

 

“You know what's ironic? We both starting dating you two after you saw us taking a shower.”

 

“Whoa that's kinda freaky.” Hinata said without turning around. “Funny how life works out, huh?”

 

“Yeah. It is.” Tsunade said sitting across from then. “What are we talking about?”

 

“How we met.” Hinata said resuming feeding Naruto.

 

“Oh cool. Well I met Shizune through Dan.” Tsunade said smiling. “We've been together ever since.” Shizune turned pink and stared at the ground.

 

“Ah…that's comforting to know.” Sakura said trying to smile.

 

 

They talked for an hour or so while everyone finished eating. Sakura stood and prepared to dictate what they were going to do next. “Okay so I hope everyone brought swimsuits like I asked. I figured now we could go to the hot springs for a bit. We decided to have a little competition. We need changing rooms right? Well, we wanted to have a little race to see who gets the honeymoon suite. It's on the third floor last room on the right.” She saw everyone beginning to stand. “Wait a sec. Both people must be in the room before they can close the door. The race will begin…” She hopped into Sasuke's arms. “NOW!”

 

“Kagebushin no jutsu!” Naruto roared as his clones latched onto every couple in the room. “Let's go Hinata!” He scooped her up and sprinted up the stairs, closely followed by Sasuke and Tsunade.

 

“Not so fast Naruto!” Sasuke yelled after him. Naruto responded with more clones. Sasuke leapt over them and past Naruto. He spun around and ran backwards. “Hahaha! Loser! Baka!”

 

“Okay Sasuke this door.” Sakura said as he reached the end of the hall. Sasuke reached out and turned the handle darting in. “No Sasuke the other door!”

 

“You said the right door.” Sasuke said looking confused.

 

“Yeah when you're facing forward!” She yelled.

 

“Now who's the loser?!” Naruto laughed and closed the door. He laid Hinata down on the king-sized bed and kissed her cheek.

 

“Oh my god. That was so funny. Oh, I bet Sakura's pissed.” She burst into giggles.

 

“Yeah, he's probably sleeping on the floor tonight.” Naruto chuckled. “So did you pack a swimsuit.”

 

“Yeah. Wait till you see my new bikini.” Hinata smiled and sauntered off. “No peaking.” She said from the bathroom.

 

“Yeah, yeah. No promises.” Naruto smiled. He heard Hinata giggle at this.

 

“Naruto come on it's supposed to be a surprise.” She said cutely.

 

“I'll act nice and surprised.” He said.

 

“No. You'll have to wait.” She said and with a definite click locked the door.

 

“Hey. What the hell Hinata?” Naruto tried to turn the handle but failed. “Ah…come on.” He whined.

 

“Calm down I'll be out in a sec. If the twins want to cooperate.” She said sweetly. “They keep jiggling free.”

 

“Want me to hold them down for you?” Naruto asked hopefully.

 

“No thanks. You just sit back and wait.” She teased. “I need duct tape or something.” She sounded like she struggled for a moment. “There we go.” She opened the door and had to hold Naruto back when he saw her slightly…skimpy bikini. “Down boy. You can rip my top off tonight. I'm not going to spend another twenty minutes getting ready.” She said smacking away his hands.

 

“You tease me like that and I can't even cop a little feel?” Naruto whined. “You're cruel.”

 

“Awe…poor wittle guy. I'll make it up to you later.” She said stroking his cheek. “Come on. Just a little longer.”

 

“I guess I can wait a little.” He said hugging her. “But I won't be blamed if I snap and tear your clothes off.”

 

“Okay. I can agree with that.” Hinata said with a smile. “Well I guess we've kept them waiting long enough. Let's go.”

 

AN: Yeah Here's where the nudity and such starts but you've ran into it before. Just warning you.

 

They arrived to find everyone relaxing in the hot springs. “I'm not in Konoha, I'm in heaven.” Sakura sighed lowering herself in. Hinata and Naruto dived in splashing everyone. “Naruto!” Sakura shrieked.

 

“Oh. Shut up.” Hinata giggled splashing her. Sakura yelped and splashed her back.

 

“And they call me immature.” Naruto shrugged and leaned back.

 

“Looks nice.” Tsunade said walking up behind him. He and Sasuke turned to greet her but froze.

 

“Ahh!” Naruto yelped and jumped away as Sasuke passed out. Hinata and Sakura turned to see that Tsunade had climbed in between the two boys naked.

 

“Lady Tsunade!” Shizune whined coming into view. (in a swimsuit)

 

“Oh, sorry. I didn't know I needed anything to wear. Oh, well.” She sighed as Sakura and Hinata pulled away their yammering boyfriends.

 

“Lady Tsunade I packed you a Bikini.” Shizune said helplessly.

 

“Everyone's seen everything by now, why bother?”

 

Shizune slid in and held up the top. “Please put it on.”

 

“You are such an old lady.” Tsunade sighed. “Loosen up.” And with that she seized Shizune's top and tore it off. Shizune screeched and dived for it but Tsunade dodged and pulled the rest off. “Sakura catch!” She shouted tossing them across to the stunned genin.

 

“Sakura over here!” Temari yelled as Shizune rushed Sakura. Sakura threw it over Shizune's head.

 

“Lee!” She shouted tossing them again.

 

“Wha…Ah!” Lee dropped the bikini instantly but Ino scooped it up.

 

“Ino!” Naruto yelled jumping up.

 

“Coming you're way!” She laughed as Shizune darted for Naruto and she passed to Tenten.

 

“Here! Here!” Hinata waved. She caught it in time to see that Shizune was right on top of her. “Ehehehe…Hey are those real?” Hinata grabbed Shizune's chest making the older women jumped back. “Sasuke!”

 

“Got it!” Sasuke caught it in mid air and without missing a beat passed to Shikamaru.

 

“Hey leave me out of this!” Shikamaru shouted before Shizune tackled him.

 

“Very funny!” Shizune fumed as she put her top back on. Her face was beat red and she looked capable of murder.

 

“Awe…lighten up it's nothing the haven't seen before.” Tsunade said patting her head.”

 

“Mine sure as hell are!” She yelled.

 

“Know I showed them a few pictures from last weekend.” Tsunade said grinning.

 

“You showed them…” She saw Tsunade bust out laughing at this. “I…I uh…hrrrrr!” She stomped off.

 

“Shizune. Shizune! Come on! It was a joke!” The hokage growled and got out. “Looks like I'd better apologize.”

 

 

Shizune calmed down afterward and everyone settled in for a movie. “Okay so we wanted a scary movie so we got The Grudge. I'm not sure how scary a little boy who meows is but…we'll see.”

 

Fifteen minutes later Sakura's head was buried in Sasuke's shoulder, Tenten and Ino were cowering behind their boyfriends, Temari was giggling uncontrollably (apparently she likes horror movies). Hinata was losing her mind. “Ahh!!!!”

 

“Shh. It's okay Hinata. Just close your eyes. I'll tell you when it's over.” Naruto whispered soothingly.

 

“Doesn't really work when you can see through your eyelids.” She whined.

 

“Okay look at me, then.” He said stroking her hair.

 

“But…”

 

“Just focus on me.” He said sweetly.

 

“O-ok…” Hinata turned towards him and tried to get as much tunnel vision as physically possible. She stared at his blue eyes. She loved those eyes, and his hair…and those little whisker markings. Her focus shifted entirely to him. She didn't see or hear anything but…

 

“Oh god! Not my brains!” Naruto screamed and jumped as he felt a hand close on his shoulder.

 

“Sorry.” Shizune said to the blonde boy writhing on the ground. “I just wanted the popcorn.” She said innocently.

 

“H-here.” Hinata said passing it over. “Naruto. Naruto, are you alive?” She waved her hand in front of him. “Hello. Konoha to Naruto. Come on. How many fingers do you see?”

 

“Hobble gubler waflingory!” Naruto yelled sitting up. Hinata slapped him across the face. He blinked. “Make that five.”

 

“That's better.” She said kissing his cheek. “You know what? Lets just go upstairs and have some fun. I think we can wait for the book to come out o finish this one.”

 

“That works for me.” Naruto smiled and scooped her up into his arms. Hinata saw Temari sneaking up on him. She was motioning for Hinata to keep quiet.

 

“Meow!”

 

“Oh god!” Naruto dived behind the nearest chair. “Oh funny. Ha…ha…ha!” He growled and went upstairs. Hinata started giggling. “What?”

 

“Heeheehee. Your eyes…hahaha…this big…oh my god!” She giggled.

 

“It wasn't funny!” He snapped.

 

“Yes it was.” She teased. “But I'll make it up to you for laughing. Forgive me?”

 

“Maybe after a little persuasion.” He smiled.

 

“Only a little?” She grinned as he laid her down on the bed.

 

 

One by one the couples turned in after the movie. Shizune had fallen asleep in Tsunade's lap. Shikamaru was dragged upstairs by Temari. Sasuke and Sakura cleaned up a bit from the others and headed to bed. They walked down the hall hearing giggles and moans from the various rooms. They jumped as they passed Shikamaru's room. “Didn't picture Temari as a screamer.” Sasuke smiled as he opened the door and flopped down on the bed. “So what now?”

 

“I'll give you three guesses.” Sakura grinned turning off the light.