Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Life and Love in Konoha ❯ Double Date ( Chapter 15 )

Disclaimer: Do I own Naruto? No. Do I wish I did? Yes. Also sorta borrowed from Dane Cook. Don't own it either.

 

AN: Sasuke and Sakura chapter coming up. Also I found out that I've got my next forty-five chapters planned out. I'd like feed back on this if you have time. Also Shinji is not the new character he just got made up out of necessity. The original character's appearanc has been put off because I need to further develop him (I don't want to end up with a Gerry Stu. Is that the right one? Guy Mary Sue?) And the movie theatre stuff…I have no idea if the have twizzlers in Japan…or wherever Naruto takes place.

 

 

“Okay here we are which guy are we looking for?” Sakura asked looking around.

 

“About six foot. Thin, twiddling his thumbs, looks nervous.” Sasuke said. “And right behind you. Hey, are you Takahashi Shinji?”

 

“Y-yes…sorry I tried to call…I can't go through with this…I-I-I'm n-not g-g-good with girls…I have to leave make something up…” He said breathing heavily.

 

“No can do. You hired me to help you get through this date, and I'm not having this mission mar my track record.” Sasuke said grabbing him. “Takashi party of four.”

 

“Right this way.” They were lead to a booth in corner of the restaurant. Ayame was already there looking nervous.

 

“Oh Sakura, Sasuke! Good to see you.” Ayame smiled.

 

“Introduce yourself.” Sasuke whispered.

 

“H-hello, I'm Takahashi Shinji.” Shinji smiled.

 

“Ichiraku Ayame.” She smiled holding out her hand. Shinji nervously shook it and sat across from her. Sasuke sat next to him to prevent any escape attempts.

 

“So Shinji tell me about yourself.” Ayame said grinning.

 

“W-well…I'm a merchant by trade…family business…mainly textiles, though occa…” Sasuke jabbed him in the ribs.

 

“Potential girlfriend, not customer, hobbies, likes, dislikes, favorite movie, something!” He whispered harshly.

 

“I also dabble in ink painting…”

 

“Really, I'd love to see some of your work.” Ayame said sweetly.

 

“I'll have to show you sometime. So what about you?”

 

“Oh, well I work with my father, I'm…let's skip my age. My favorite book is…” Ayame went on to basically recount half of her life's story over dinner.

 

 

“So I thought maybe we'd catch that new Princess Gale movie.” Sasuke suggested.

 

“Oh I love Yukie Fujik…or K…oh I know this starts with a K…” Ayame said trailing off.

 

“Koyuki Kazahana.” Shinji finished.

 

“Yeah! I knew it I just couldn't say it.” Ayame said with a little giggled. Shinji payed for dinner and they headed for the movie theatre.

 

They paid for the tickets and stopped at the concession stand. “Ayame, Sakura want anything?”

 

“Um…what do they have?” They chimed in unison.

 

“Popcorn, soda, twenty varieties of candy…” Sasuke said knowing this was going to end badly.

 

“Um…no I'm okay.” Sakura said.

 

“Yeah I'm stuffed from dinner.” Ayame smile.

 

`God if you are up there and you are truly merciful they'll tell me before we walk away.' No such luck the girls were leading them toward seats.

 

“Here okay?” Ayame asked. They nodded and flopped down. Shinji sat to one side of her Sakura was on the other. The previews began Icha Icha tactics would be out soon, and Miss Kazahana was the leading role. “Why does she keep staring in those? I mean she's a talented, respected actress, why's she in a porno?”

 

“Well I'm sure the writer doesn't feel his books are just smut. He probably sees it as and art form.” Shinji said thinking to some nude paintings that must never be shown to Ayame.

 

“Actually I thinks it's both.” Sakura said as the image of Jiraiya, running from the village kunoichi after peeping at Anko, appeared in her head. “Hmm…uh Sasuke.”

 

`Dammit it all to hell!!!!!' Sasuke just turned. “Yes?”

 

“Um…sorry to ask but could you go get some snacks?” Sakura asked sweetly.

 

`Thank you and goodnight.' He smiled. “Sure what do you want?”

 

“Um…maybe somepopcorn…and a coke…some milkduds…” Sakura said thinking.

 

“Ooh, Shinji could you get me what she's having…and some twizzlers…ooh and gummy bears…or better yet worms…and a crunch bar.” Ayame said giving him a peck on the cheek.

 

“Okay we'll be back.” Sasuke said grabbing a stunned Shinji.

 

They made it back to the concession stand. “Okay I need: a large popcorn, large coke, milkduds, twizzlers, gummy worms, and a crunch bar.” Sasuke said reading off a list.

 

“Same here.” Shinji said handing him the money.

 

“Would you gentlemen like a box?” The man said handing out the food.

 

“Y'know what yeah. I was planning to balance it on my nose but a box sounds better.” Sasuke said.

 

“Okay doke.” The worker missed the sarcasm and handed them a box.

 

The went back to the girls only to find that the first part of the movie had a meeting of Princess Gale's enemies in a pitch black cave. “Crap! Where did we sit?!”

 

“I don't know I can't see.” Shinji said looking around.

 

“Shh!”

 

“WHO JUST SHUSHED ME?! WHO?!” Sasuke yelled.

 

“Oh there they are.” Shinji said spotting Sakura's hair.

 

“Oh…good.” Sasuke said.

 

They sat down and passed the food among each other. “So fill me in.” Sasuke whispered.

 

“Okay so this bad guy is going to kill Princess Gale. Four ninja have been hired to protect her.” Sakura whispered back.

 

“This sounds vaguely familiar have I starred in this movie before.” Sasuke laughed.

 

“Yeah, Yukie wanted the next movie to be based off that mission.” Sakura said.

 

“Who the emo kid?”

 

“You. But his name's Sosuke.”

 

“Original. And I'm guessing she's you.” Sasuke said pointing out a girl with bubble-gum pink hair. “Have I seen her before?”

 

“Huh?” Sakura asked cocking her head to the side.

 

“I know I've seen her before.” He said cocking his head to the side.

 

“Hmm…I got no idea.”

 

“And let me guess…”

 

“BELIEVE ME!”

 

“Naruto.” They said in unison smiling.

 

 

The movie continued and they reached a catfight scene between “Sakura” and an enemy kunoichi. “Icha Icha Paradise!” Sasuke said suddenly.

 

“Huh?”

 

“She was in the girl girl scene in Icha Icha Paradise. Remember her and Yukie…slumber party. Come on you're the one that rented it.”

 

“Nah.” The Kunoichi Pinned her arms above her head. “Yah…Why the hell do you remember something like that?”

 

“It was a well choreographed scene.” Sasuke said looking completely serious.

 

“Pervert.” Sakura sneered.

 

“You were the one going to town on yourself why you watched.” Sasuke said with a smirk.

 

“You…don't say that in front everybody.” Sakura whined. “And just because I'm saying that doesn't mean I am admitting that I did such a thing.”

 

“Of course not.” Sauke smiled.

 

 

The movie ended with a climactic scene involving “Naruto” and a flashy copy of Rasengan. The lights were turned on and people began to file out.

 

“Why did he get all the camera time? Without Sosuke he never would have won that fight but no. Nobody cares about Sosuke.” Sasuke whined.

 

“I do.” Sakura said sweetly. “Cheer up.”

 

“Well thank you Sasuke, Sakura. We'll have to do this again sometime.” Shinji smiled.

 

“Sure thing.” Sakura said. Sasuke was still moping.

 

“Well see y'all.” Shinji said with a smile.

 

“There but for the change of a gender goes Hinata.” Sakura said smiling.

 

“No, his confidence improved but he doesn't strike me as a nymphomaniac.” Sasuke said.

 

“Do I strike you as a nymphomaniac?” Sakura asked.

 

“…nah. If you were, you'd have to cut back.” He said with a grin.

 

“Good point.”