Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Life and Love in Konoha ❯ Party ( Chapter 19 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, and if you're reading this you know how screwed up things would be if I did.

 

AN: Okay not much to say so I'll say this. Please R&R! Please! Anything! Lately it sems like there's only one persone reviewing (and it is very appreciated) but I would love to see someone else too. Please if you've read up to this point leave a review. Thanks everyone who Has reviewed though. And I got some bad news. This fic is near an end. The weddings will be it for LLK. They will take place after a climactic battle with the sound four. There will be a sequel. Post time skip. But I'm gonna start one on a different series first. Oh well there's a good 10 to 20 chapters left.

 

 

Anko ushered the girls inside. “What's this all abou…” Hinata began.

 

“SURPRISE!!!!” Screamed Several Kunoichi suddenly jumping out from behind furniture.

 

“Wah!” The to shocked girls jumped back almost falling over.

 

“W-what?” Sakura stammered.

 

“We're throwing you a bachelorette party.” Temari said cheerfully. “Now stop flipping out and join us.”

 

“But that's…were already married.” Hinata said.

 

“Which is why there's no guys here.” Tsunade said from a couch on their left. Hinata and Sakura turned to run but were caught in Anko's vice like grip.

 

“Nope. You two are going to stick around. I went through a lot of trouble preparing for this, you're not leaving.” She said the last part in an oddly cheery tone.

 

“R-right.” Sakura said with a very forced smile.

 

“W-wouldn't dream of it.” Hinata said with a nervous chuckle.

 

“That's want I wanted to hear.” Anko said with a smile setting them on a nearby loveseat. “She sat down next to Shizune. Who was blinking S.O.S. in Morse code from her position between the jonin and Tsunade.

 

“S-so what ex-exactly do you have planned?” Sakura stammered.

 

“Well first thing's first. We need sake.” Tsunade said producing a jug.

 

“But we're underage.” Hinata said suddenly.

 

“So? I don't care and I'm the authority figure here.” Tsunade said before downing a copious amount. She began to pass it around the room. “You go on missions where you could die. You're both married. One of you is basically emancipated. Just relax for once in you're lives. Oh and did I mention you both spend your nights with your ankles behind your ears, praying.”

 

“Praying?” The girls asked confused.

 

“Oh god! Oh god! Ah! Ah!…Oh my god!” Tsunade did a dead on impression of an orgasm. Anyone who was ignoring the conversation whipped their heads around.

 

“Which one of us was that an impression of?” Hinata whispered to Sakura.

 

“I don't think it was one of us specifically.” Sakura whispered back rolling her eyes.

 

“Yeah most of the time I just scream Naruto…that and a rapid series of profanities.”

 

“Too much information…way too much.” Sakura said with disgust.

 

“I could hear a little more.” Tsunade said suddenly standing next to them.

 

“Gwah!” Hinata yelped falling back.

 

“Oh, lighten up you two it's a party.” The blonde giggled holding out two cups of sake.

 

“I told you were underage…” Sakura began.

 

“Technically that was Hinata. Come on just try it. I promise I will not take advantages of your being drunk…you make the first move however and I'm not to be held responsible.” She said smiling. “Come on just a little sip and I'll quit bugging you and you know how annoying I can be.”

 

“Sold.” The girls said accepting the sake.

 

“Cheers.” Hinata said with a small smile.

 

 

“So a bachelor party?” Sasuke said accepting one of the dozen cups of sake being waved in front of his nose.

 

“Yeah, well even though you're technically already married we figured that the girls couldn't object to one night of mild debauchery.” Kakashi said with a shrug.

 

“Stripper shows up and Sakura will tear you intestines out through you eye-socket.” Sasuke said with a smirk.

 

“Yeah, kinda figured that.”

 

“Come on S-s-sakura need never find out. Naruto talk some since into him.” Jaraiya, apparently drunk, stumbled into view. “I know p-plenty of working women. Discreed…discrid…descrut…the girls would never find out. Discreet. There we go. Anyways…come on it's a party. Come on, you'll have like thirty people swearing that you virtues are intact.”

 

“Naw, I'm good. Sasuke?”

 

“I think I'll live till I get home.” Sasuke said.

 

“Okay fine how about just one stripper. Come on I will pay. I will supply the ones.” Jaraiya pleaded. “Oh and by the by. I got you something.” Jaraiya said producing two video cameras covered in kanji. “Fertility charms. Hang these above your beds.”

 

“Not even Naruto's thick enough to not realize this is a cam…” Sasuke began.

 

“Keep you mouth shot and this is yours.” Jaraiya said holding up a wad of cash.

 

“Cam…pletely great gift.” Sasuke said with a smirk.

 

“Nice save.” Kakashi sniggered.

 

“Okay we have reached a compromise. Kunoichi Gone Wild see not Sakura can't kill anyone if there was only guys in the room.” Jaraiya said waving a video tape.

 

“If you shut up fine.” Sasuke said rubbing his temples.

 

 

“Come on…I mean this could be your our last chance. Come on if you don't like it I'll stop.” The now completely drunk Hyuga whined. Sakura just stared at her friend with a bemused expression. Noone in the room was sober (by any means) but Hinata had taken intoxicated behavior to new hights. “Come on y-you're being selfish. You're cute and you keep all that cuteness bundled up for Sasuke. Why…why do you do that? Nothing we do can even really count as sex. And Sasuke's a guy he wouldn't be mad. We could video tape it for him. Pweeze.”

 

“Not tonight Hinata.” Sakura said as sweetly as she could manage.

 

“Bu-bu-bu-bu-but-but…awe but I know you'd love it if you tried.” The brunette whined. She then turned and collapsed on the nearest person…Kurenai. “Kurenai sensei Sakura's being stingy, if someone is that cute they should share that cuteness…you-you know, you're kinda cute too sensei…” Kureani rolled her eyes but patted her student's head. Hinata had made multiple laps around the room coming on to each Kunoichi in turn (the others had to pin Anko and Tsunade down to keep them off the poor girl) and it looked like she was going for another round. This time she was changing up her order but would probably get to everyone anyway. This time she climbed onto Tsunade's lap with a cute pout on her lips.

 

“Awe, what's wrong Hinata?” Tsunade asked lovingly.

 

“They're-they're…they don't think I'm cute.” She said bitterly.

 

“Shhh….sweetie, we all think you're cute.” The blonde said in an almost motherly tone. “They just don't want to do something you'd regret in the morning.”

 

“But-but I wouldn't regret it. You believe that right?”

 

“Of course I do, and I might take you up on that offer if we can get away from Shizune.” Tsunade smiled.

 

“Maybe the three of us can get together sometime.” Anko said sweetly, stroking the girls hair.

 

“You're good people.” Hinata said then laid her head on Tsunade's ample bosom and was dead to the world.

 

“Most comfortable pillows on the planet.” Tsunade smiled and stroked the girls cheek. “Please note that my hands are in no inappropriate places.”

 

“Duly noted.” Sakura said. “Dude, put her in bed with you. Oh she will flip out. Shizune protect Hinata.”

 

“Where's the trust?” Tsunade whined. “Oh well.”

 

 

A certain blonde wasn't doing much better than his wife. “Okay now pay…pay…pay attetend…attention. I will now jump…do a flip…stick to the ceiling…and upside down juggle these spatulas.”

 

“Where'd you get the spatulas?”

 

“None of your business Sasuke!”

 

“Uh…I'm the one who said it.” Kakashi said with a smirk. “And you're yelling at a chair.”

 

“He was…in the chair a second ago.” Naruto threw the spatula's into the air. He jumped did half a flip, landed on his head and passed out.

 

“Idiot. I Sasuke Uchichichiha…will now demonstrate what the loser could not accomplish. Okay.” Sasuke swayed on the spot and passed out on top of Naruto.

 

“Well we should probably wrap this up. Just leave them like that.” Kakashi said stretching. “See y'all at the wedding.”