Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Life is Lovelier the Second Time Around ❯ Drugs are very bad ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: Hahahahaha…yeah you wish I owned Nauto…I can't hear you deny it…lalalalalalalalalala! Don't own american dad either…yeah just wait. Or firefly.

 

AN: Okay the first chapter was completely pointless…and this one isn't much better. In fact in a really funny way…it is quite the same.

 

Anime Princess Inu Lover: Thanks for the review. Is the title stupid enough? The original plan was for it to be Gaara that was hallucinating but I thought Sasuke would be good too and since I needed a good starting point…Sasuke it was. Maybe I'll do the Gaara thing later. Also the chunin exam fic will come up eventually but…see I realized that I'd only have leaf ninja in the third part so…putting that off for awhile…but I digress. Have you updated Sakura's Party? Dead moose.

 

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“Okay, let's see if I fully understand this. You gave me the wrong kind of herb, a mistake that could have killed me, and it made me hallucinate. Next thing you know I am chasing a squirrel…through the village…where a lot of people saw me.” Sasuke was rather irritated with his wife at the moment. He had woken up in his bed, with a headache.

 

“…yes…that's basically…did I mention how sorry I am?” Sakura felt terrible that she had been so careless but everything had worked out in an okay, hilarious way. It probably didn't help her that she had not been able to keep from laughing when she told him of his little escapade.

 

“And after stealing all the noodles from ichiraku…I was attacked by chickens?” Sakura's mouth was screwed shut to stop her from laughing so she just nodded. “I then started throwing the dry noodles at the chickens?” Sakura snorted but nodded. “Then I climbed in bed with Naruto and Hinata…and she hit me with a lamp?”

 

“Hmhmhm…hahahahahahaha…AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!” Sakura fell off the bed and started rolling round on the floor laughing hysterically.

 

“So how exactly is that drug prepared?” Sasuke asked getting an idea.

 

“Well I made it into tea but you could grind it up and add it to anything really. It is also a pain killer by the way but it's administered in small doses. A teaspoon would have anyone seeing wal…wait a minute why?”

 

“Oh, relax it's just a joke.” Sasuke said with a grin.

 

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“WHY?!” Naruto's scream could be heard in Suna (seriously Gaara was woken up by it) as he looked at the terrifying sight in front of him. “What kind of sick freak would do this?!” Naruto sobbed.

 

“Well actually it was Sasuke.” Ayame said as Naruto gaped at the “closed” sign. “We sorta ran out of noddles…and well, it's hard to make ramen without noodles.”

 

“The fiend! He shall be punished for this…blasphemy!” Naruto yelled dramatically.

 

“Shh…Naruto.” Hinata said holding him. “How about we go check on Sasuke. Then when we get him I'll fix you as much miso ramen as you want.” She said stroking his hair. Naruto nodded and stood.

 

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“Sasuke does this coffee taste funny to you?” Sakura asked as she took another sip.

 

“Funny weird, or haha funny?” Sasuke asked hiding his smile.

 

“Kinda…tangy…you know…” She said taking another sip trying to identify the flavor.

 

“Mine tastes just fine. Did you add something…extra to yours.” He asked with a small smile.

 

“No. Just sugar, cream, nothing out of…no.”

 

“Huh?”

 

“You wouldn't.”

 

“Of course I wouldn't. What wouldn't I do?” He asked with a smile.

 

“No way. You didn't…did you?”

 

“Did I what? I'm not a mind reader Sakura.”

 

“Sasuke? If you did, I will kill you, use my medical ninjutsu to bring you back and kill you again.”

 

“No you won't.” Sasuke said with a smile.

 

There was a knock at the door and Sakura got up to answer it. `He wouldn't he's just messing with me.' She assued herself as sh opened the door and saw Hinata and Naruto. “Whoa…what happened to you Hinata?” She asked staring at the girl intently.

 

“Uh…what do you mean?” Hinata said stepping behind Naruto.

 

“Your head is, is so big and shiny. Got the light to hold you up like little angels.” Hinata and Naruto exchanged a “get a lamp” look. “Whoa look at the butterfly.” She said sauntering out of the house and into the street.

 

“Sasuke mind explaining this…and while you're at it, yesterday.” Hinata said as Sakura walked down the street grabbing at the air.

 

“Uh…she drugged me yesterday so I got her back today.” Sasuke shrugged as he stepped around her and into the street. “Don't worry I'll watch her.” He said following his wife as she began jumping after the invisible butterfly.

 

Naruto and Hinata once again looked at each other, laughed, and fainted.

 

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Tsunade and Shizune had decided to check on Sasuke's progress (in other word tease him) when suddenly a certain pink haired kunoichi came walking up the road. “Oh, hey Sakura.” Shizune said cheerfully.

 

“Buffalo.” Sakura said turning to Shizune.

 

“What?” Shizune blinked in confusion.

 

“Buffalo, as you may have heard I have been elected student body president. As such I can do whatever I want…and I want to RIDE THE BUFFALO!!!!!!!!!” Sakura suddenly jumped onto Shizune's shoulders as the older woman screamed. Tsunade knew she should help but couldn't breathe from laughing so hard. “Yeehah! Hi-ho silverfish!”

 

“Sakura! Get off me! People are staring!” Shizune pleaded as she tried to grab the doped up kunoichi.

 

“You'll never take me alive!” Sakura jumped off of Shizune and ran away at full speed. Shizune began to chase after her when…

 

“Sakura!” Sasuke came running up the street. “Hi, Shizune.”

 

“Sasuke? What happened?” Shizune asked. Sasuke didn't answer. “Did you do this?”

 

“Uh…”

 

“Sasuke?!” Shizune rolled her eyes. “When we catch her you're getting quite a talking to mister.”

 

“Oh, lighten up Shizune.” Tsunade said as she caught up to them.

 

“I am the other white meat! Ahahahaha!” The pink blur known as Sakura threw her clothes into the air as she ran down the street. All her clothes.

 

“Oh, good lord.” Shizune sighed under her breath.

 

“Awesome.” Tsunade said with wide eyes. “Anyone got a camera?”

 

“Lady Tsunade…” Shizune whined. “This isn't proper Hokage behavior.”

 

“Yes it is! Nyah!” Tsunade stuck her tongue out at her assistant.

 

“Stop acting so immat…wah!” Shizune got her feet caught up in Sakura's top and hit the ground.

 

“Ha-ha!” Tsunade pointed and laughed at her cute little assistant. “Oh hey she stopped.” Tsunade said pointing to the top of the ninja academy. They leapt up to her and saw her staring at the Hokage monument.

 

“Dude, this guy's got five heads…and one's a she…it's like a Siamese quintuplet…maybe it's friendly…hello five headed giant! Do you need a friend?!” The naked teen yelled, waving at the mountain.

 

“Okay you two create I diversion while I grab her ass…her…just her.” Tsunade glanced at the other two with an innocent smile.

 

“Alright then.” Sasuke said. “Sakura!”

 

The girl turned to him and started blinking rapidly. Tsunade tried to grab her but Sakura squirmed pout of her grasp. “You'll never catch me!” Sakura punched the roof they were standing on ant the whole thin collapsed. The four shinobi landed right in the middle of Iruka's class. “Freedom!” Sakura dove out a nearby window, closely followed by her pursuers.

 

Iruka watched in stunned silence. “…uh…class dismissed.” He said finally.

 

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Naruto and Hinata finally regained consciousness and began their journey home. They arrived to find Tsunade, Shizune, and Sasuke carrying a tied up Sakura out the door. “Uh…what happened?” Naruto asked.

 

“She had a bad reaction to a medication. Started seeing things. We chased her here and found out she built a nest in your cupboards.” Tsunade said as calmly as she would talk about the weather.

 

“Yeah, sorta like what happened to Sasuke.” Shizune said with a nervous laugh.

 

“Yeah. I promise we'll explain in detail later.” Sasuke said with a grin.

 

“They keep saying that but they never will.” Naruto said in exasperation.

 

“She made a nest in our cupboards?” Hinata was completely confused.

 

“No…” Naruto said with a distraught look on his face.

 

“What?”

 

Naruto ran into the kitchen and opened the cupboards. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !” Sakura had built a nest. And in the process destroyed all his ramen.

 

“Awe, poor Naruto.” Hinata said holding her husband.

 

“Why is the world so cruel to the noodle lovers?”