Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Life is Lovelier the Second Time Around ❯ AH!!! Flying squirrels! ( Chapter 3 )

Disclaimer: I do own naruto manga, video games, I have every head band that has ever been sold…but I don't own Naruto. Don't own the bit of Kagome dialogue either…you know where she and inuyasha almost kiss after that “you hate me cause I look like Kikyo” thing yeah. Or blazing saddles…or mash…I know I can't stop…

 

AN: Okay now that the psycho drug chapters are over (for now at least) we will begin work on the actual plot.

 

Anime Princess Inu Lover: Thanks again. Can't wait for your next chap. Dead moose. Well hopefully these next chapters will be funny too. And I will get You back for the cliff hanger and you will be the one who is stuck with the dead mouse…what were you talking about when you said that anyway? I am confused. Also Naruto Fan Club is evil. She tells people to hit Hinata.

 

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Hinata sighed as she made yet another bowl of ramen. She had had to run to the store a restock on every kind of ramen man has ever made. Finally she had managed to snap Naruto out of his ramen withdrawal induced coma. But between this and the fainting she had gone two days without sex. “Hrrgh.” She growled and sat down.

 

“Something wrong?” Naruto asked looking up from his soup.

 

“No, n-nothing. Why?”

 

“Look at your chop stick.” Hinata did so and found that she had reduced on to sawdust.

 

“Oops. Just a little on edge.” She laughed and threw the other at the trash can, but embedded it in the wall. “Eheheh…I'll just get another pair.” She stood up and flung her chair across the room.

 

“Hinata come here a minute.” Naruto said with a bemused look on his face. She did so and very carefully sat on his lap. “Are you mad about something?”

 

“No, no I'm fine-great actually, haven't gotta care in the world HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!”

 

“Hinata are you alright?” Naruto asked looking concerned.

 

“I…kinda…” She said not wanting him to worry. “Nothing that tonight won't fix.”

 

“And we are waiting till tonight because?” He asked with a mischievous grin.

 

“Good point.”

 

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“I am going to kill you!” Sakura shrieked as she hurled a vase at Sasuke's head. When she had woken up and remembered the incident yesterday, she was a tad bit irked.

 

“Look, I said I was sorry.” Sasuke half laughed as he ducked.

 

“I'll show you sorry!” She said lunging at him.

 

He caught her and pinned her to the ground. “Look, I didn't know it would go that bad. And besides you did it to me and then laughed.” Sakura struggled and kicked but he held her down. “Okay, I'm sorry now are you going to forgive me?” Sakura glared at him but didn't respond. “Come on. Don't be mad.” He said kissing her cheek. “I know you can't stay mad at me long.”

 

“Not gonna work. I'm ma and I'm staying mad.” She “hmphed” and returned to glaring at him.

 

“Okay, I didn't want to have to resort to this.” Sasuke used his trademark puppy dog eyes and Sakura shut her eyes immediately.

 

“Not going to work. Must resist…I am strong…through my strength I shall…” She opened one eye and her adamant resolve turned a lot less adamant. “…what were we talking about?”

 

“How beautiful you are. And what I'm about to do to you.” Sasuke smiled. `Hook, line, sinker.'

 

“…really, so what are you-whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa hold the phone! You drugged…” Sakura was once again confronted with the puppy eyes. `Spread legs now. Argue later.'

 

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Hinata shakily rose to her feet. `Well, that took care of my problem.' She thought as she stumbled to the sink for a glass of water.

 

“Hey, you okay Hinata?” Naruto asked through half lidded eyes.

 

“Yeah, just a little unsteady after our fun.” She said with a cute smile. She quickly drained the glass and turned back towards him. She made it about five steps before she lost her balance and started windmilling her arms. “How could he do such terrific stunts…with such little feet.” She fell face down to the floor and turned to look at Naruto. “Uh…little help.”

 

Nruot got up and helped her to her feet. “Too little and you start destroying stuff, too much and you can't even walk.”

 

“Not…my fault.” She panted as he laid her on the bed.

 

“Uh…who has little feet?”

 

“What?” Hinata looked at Naruto like he was insane.

 

“You said “how can he do such terrific stunts with such little feet” right before you fell.”

 

“Huh? Naruto are you feeling okay?” She asked feeling his forehead.

 

“But…you…you said it.”

 

“Okay, okay, maybe I did. Now why don't you lay down? No one drugged you like Sasuke and Sakura, right?” Hinata asked sure that he was going to start chasing something.

 

“No, were you?” Naruto asked half doubting that she had actually said it.

 

“Unless it was an aphrodisiac.” Hinata seemed to ponder this for a moment when a kunai flew right past her ear. “Bwah! We're under attack! Take evasive action!” She tackled Naruto and then dragged him uder the bed with her.

 

“Hinata?” Naruto began but she covered his mouth.

 

“Shh…” She said using her byakugan to scan the room. “There's a note on the Kunai. From…Kakashi…important training please open.” They slowly crawled from under the bed and Naruto opened the letter.

 

“Meet me at the training ground. Around three. I want to check your progress bring Hinata.” Naruto read slowly. “P.S. this message will now self-destruct.” Naruto flipped the note over an saw that it was on the back of a paper bomb. “Oh shi…” The bomb exploded right in his face.

 

“Naruto!” Hinata ran over to him. Other than being turned black he seemed okay.

 

“Kill…Kakashi…jeep…tent…boom!” ;

 

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“You…dru…drugged…me…and I…am very…very angry at…at you…” Sakura panted when she and Sasuke finished.

 

“How…can you…be mad at me…after that…all those…I love yous…and you're the greatests…those were all lies…” Sasuke panted back. He'd spent two hours “apologizing” to her. And apparently he'd made no progress.

 

“You think…I have any con…control over what I say…in those situations…”

 

“So if…if I get you to…forgive me…it doesn't count…”

 

“No.” Sakura said stubbornly.

 

“All that for nothing. Damn.” Sasuke sighed.

 

“What the hell do you mean for noth…bwah!” A Kunai suddenly hit the floor between them and both were on their feet in an instant.

 

“Sakura, back away very slowly.” Sasuke said standing between her and the window that the knife had entered. He looked at the not hanging from the knife and sighed. “It's alright. Just Kakashi.” He walked over and tore off the note. Sasuke, you and Sakura meet me at the training grounds at three. Let's see how my students have grown.” He turned to Sakura and shook his head. “So for all this he…this message will now self-destruct?!” Sasuke, being a little quicker than Naruto, threw the bomb out the window. And did an action movie dive away from the explosion…only, there was no explosion.

 

“Dork.” Sakura giggled.

 

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Finally the couples gathered at the training ground new to the three stumps. And had been waiting for six hours when… “Hi, everyone sorry I'm late but my alarm clock is broken. Now then I've set this clock to go off at noon tomorrow…”

 

“How could you do that with a broken clock?” Sasuke asked mockingly raising his hand like a school kid.

 

“Hey…no. Anyway you no the drill.” Kakashi smiled and held up two bells. “You have until the clock goes off…”

 

“I thought it was broken.” Naruto jeered.

 

“Well…I…”

 

“So is it going to go off at noon?” Sakura asked.

 

“Well…yes it is…beca…”

 

“Then what's wrong with it?” Hinata teased.

 

“KNOCK IT OFF!!! I bought a new one on the way here. That's it. End of story.” Now then when I say go you will try to take these…”

 

“Yah!” Naruto dived at his sensei but the older man caught him and tossed him back at the group in one smooth motion. “I didn't say go. You four will try to take these two bells from me. Go!”