Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Life is Lovelier the Second Time Around ❯ Jingle Jingle ( Chapter 4 )

Disclaimer: I wish I owned Naruto that way I would know how it would end.

 

AN: Sorry about the wait but I had only twenty five chapters of the manga left. I had to get to the end. Now I have to sit here and wait for the next chapter. Anyway since at the rate I've been going at, I…I would end up at the most recent chapter of the manga pretty fast…then I have to wait for like three chapters to come out before I can write one chapter…so I'm going to alternate something that goes along with the actual story and my own…random junk so…in other words…after this is random junk…then the whole Gaara kidnapping thing (with Sasori the most awesome Akatsuki)…random…yeah…whoa long sentence.

 

Anime Princess Inu Lover: Okay I gets it. Uh…random question…do you think Naruto knows who his parents are? I don't so…You're not going to flip out if I write like he doesn't know right? Hope you update your fic sooooooon. Dead moose.

 

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“Go!” Kakashi shouted and the four shinobi vanished. Kakashi went to find them but stopped suddenly. “Wait come back you screwed up my cool dialogue. I'm supposed to say “I'm going to have to be serious this time…” Destenyne screwed u…I screwed up! Come back! You're ruining a dramatic scene!” Kakashi shrugged and uncovered his Sharingan. “Okay. Now where are you hiding?” Kakashie slowly spun on the spot looking for any sign of his students. He saw a glint of orange (can orange even glint, can glint be used as a verb)in a bush, and slowly inched his way over. “Aha!” Kakashi dived into it and grabbed Naruto.

 

“You forgot one thing sensei.” Naruto said vanishing in a puff of smoke.

 

“Wha-oh!”

 

“Surprise!” Four Narutos dropped down with a net. They pinned Kakashi down and smiled I a slightly creepy fashion. “If the bait is obvious, don't take it.”

 

“Hey, Naruto? Did the people look like ants from up there?” Kakashi asked with a smile.

 

“Huh?” Kakashi went poof and a log appeared…covered in paper bombs.

 

“Uh-oh!” Boom! Three Naruto clones went poof, while the real Naruto was launched into the air. Miraculously he landed right in Hinata's lap. “Kinda.” He said once he recovered.

 

“What?” Hinata asked looking to see if his pupils were dilated.

 

“You did kinda resemble an ant. Only not so bugafied…bugafied like a bug…it's in the dictionary.” Naruto sighed and laid his head in her lap. “Nap time.”

 

“Uh-uh. We need…”

 

“You're right if my head is down here anyway.” Naruto grinned and tugged on Hinata's pants.

 

“No, not now we have a job to do.” Hinata said halfheartedly batting at his hands.

 

“Ahh…come on.” Naruto whined. “Just five minutes and if you want me to stop, I will.”

 

“No you have to wait.” Hinata said trying to summon up a lot of self control.

 

“This sucks. If you were still all shy, you would have passed out when I asked you.” Naruto whined more. “Please.”

 

“No.”

 

“Pretty please. It's just you're so pretty and…I can't help myself.” He said trying to butter her up.

 

“It's not like I don't want to.” Hinata whined back.

 

“Then what's stopping us?”

 

“Are you two quite done?” Sasuke sighed as he crawled over to them.

 

“We will be soon.” Naruto said lightly kissing Hinata's neck.

 

“Mmm…we're…we're done…have to get…bells…” Hinata moaned as she tried to pull away from the blonde.

 

“You're gonna give away our position!” Sasuke whispered harshly.

 

“I'm…ah…not trying…his fault…”

 

Sasuke rolled his eyes and grabbed Naruto. “Ah! What the hell?!” Naruto struggled and kicked violently.

 

“Are the three of you quite done?” Kakahi asked appearing next to them.

 

“Bwah!” Naruto and Hinata screamed before scrambling to their feet.

 

Sasuke just sat there. “Kakashi.”

 

“Hmm?” Kakashi looked down and realised he had made a small mistake…he'd just looked into Sasuke's Sharingan. Kakashi tried to look away but he was already caught in genjutsu. He saw a book floating in midair. “The next volume of icha icha paradise is already out! But tactics isn't even being released to the public till Wednesday! Come back! I must read you!” He called chasing after it. “Just kidding.” Kakashi spun around and grabbed Sasuke as he reached for his bells. “I got Sharingan too. Remember?” He tossed Sasuke away like a rag doll. Sasuke got to his feet and dashed into the trees. “I wonder what would have happened if I read it…hmm?”

 

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“Okay, he's good.” Sasuke said shaking his head. “But if we were to all hit him at once.”

 

“We could take him down.” Naruto said with a grin. “Where is he Hinata?”

 

“Right where Sasuke left him.” Hinata said watching him with her Byakugan.

 

“Okay. I'll jump down and make a distraction.” Sakura began. “Hinata you're in charge of watching him. You'll catch any funny business. Let's go.”

 

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“Take this!” Sakura yelled and dove out of the nearest tree at Kakashi. He side stepped her and she left a crater in the ground.

 

“Surprise!” Naruto exclaimed as he and Sasuke dove at Kakashi.

 

“Konoha's most sacred technique: one thousand years of death!” Kakashi's voice rang out from a nearby tree.

 

“Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!” Hinata screamed and fell out of the tree.

 

“Hinata!” Naruto yelled and turned toward her.

 

“Naruto, stick to the plan.” Sasuke yelled knowing that Kakashi wouldn't hurt Hinata. Kakashi would hurt him though. He proved this by kicking the Uchiha right in the chest. He was flung a good distance.

 

“If you did what I know you did I'll kill you!” Naruto yelled as he leapt at Kakashi. Kakashi caught the blonde and threw him into Sakura.

 

“Okay retreat!” Sasuke called getting to his feet. The others obeyed and followed him.

 

“Hey, come on! You kinda almost sorta got me.” Kakashi called after them.

 

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“Hinata, what did he do to you?” Naruto asked looking slightly demented as he held her by the shoulders.

 

“Well nothing actually. When I saw him I turned and I saw what he was about to do, and I stepped backwards. But there was nothing to step on. And I fell out of the tree.” She gave a nervous giggle. “Sorry guys.”

 

“Oh, well.” Sasuke said. “He probably would've stopped us anyway. Okay he has to have a weakness. He's a tactician. He's got the Sharingan. And he's good, with nin, gen, and taijutsu.”

 

“Nin, gen, and taijutsu…can those be shortened like that?” Naruto asked suddenly.

 

“Anyway…we need a more…psychological approach. What will draw attention away from us?”

 

“I got an idea just a sec!” Naruto said diving out of the tree.

 

“Naru…always does that.” Sasuke sighed.

 

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“Kakashi sensei!” Naruto called running up to the jonin. “Have you read Icha Icha Tactics yet?”

 

“Yeah. I read it the first day you brought it to me. But just because you got me a copy doesn't mean I'll give you a bell.” Kakashi said and a wagged his finger.

 

“Oh…alright. Hey look is Tsunade jumping rope topless!”

 

“Where?!” Kakashi spun around as Naruto ran back to the others.

 

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“Okay there was my brilliant plan. Where's yours?” Naruto sighed after explaining what he was going to do.

 

“Hold it. Naruto that's it. Why does he like those books? Porn.” Hinata began excitedly. “So we just need to distract him. Sasuke since you're the stealthy one, you steal the bells. Sakura, Naruto, listen up.”

 

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“Oh, sensei!” Sakura called. She, Hinata, and Naruto were all grinning at the jonin.

 

“Yes?” Kakashi asked as he scanned for Sasuke.

 

“Ready? Sexy Jutsu Tripple Knockout Technique!” Hinata yelled before all three used transformation. Naruto turned into girl Naruto…duh. Hinata and Sakura changed their figures to Tsunade like proportions. And to top it all off, Naruto and Hinata started making out while Sakura posed behind them.

 

“Gah…” Kakashi froze with his jaw almost touching the ground. Sasuke silently walked up and snatched the bells. Kakashi was snapped out of his daze by the jingle of a bell as the Uchiha tossed a bell to Sakura. Naruto and Hinata were too into it to react. “We-well, you've gotten better. Uh…training's over…and if you ever tell anyone about how you beat me I will…do…something…diabolical…” Kakashi did voodoo fingers and ran off.

 

“Well, that worked out okay.” Sakura said stretching. “Let's go home. I'm tired. How about you guys?” Naruto and Hinata either couldn't hear over their own moans, or were just ignoring her. “Okay then carry on.”