Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Life is Lovelier the Second Time Around ❯ That's a Hobbit ( Chapter 21 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto…but I am working on a diabolical to own it…now then the giant sling shot will go…or the flourachlouracarbons, hobbits…

 

AN: Sorry this took so long. My computer has this weird habit of making microsoft word freeze. So I had to hunt down the disk and reinstall it. Sorry. Also remember that Hinata and Sakura lost virtually all their clothes in a catfight, it's kinda significant in this chapter. And to make up for the delay…asuming my computer works…I'll put as much effort as possible into getting the next chapter done in a week. And by the by Hinata still has a paragraph of her speach left…might put something random in for Sakura to counter with too.

 

Daianta: I don't know where the Vs came from…they just attacked. I'm glad you and your friend liked the chapter and I'm sorry I didn't update sooner.

 

Animeprincessinulover: Catfights make you laugh? …alright then. I'm glad you liked it and I'll try to keep up the humor. I swear I tried to update soon. I'll make it up to all of you I swear.

 

Vospader21: Glad you updated…sorry I didn't. And I'm glad the speeches didn't make since…I would have been scared if you said they did.

 

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Kakashi took hold of the seal. “We're all ready then, on three. One, two…”

 

“Uh…like one, two, and pull on three or one, two, three, pull?” Asuma asked.

 

“Pull when I say three.” Kakashi sighed. “Okay, one, two, thr…”

 

“I won! I won! La la la la la la! Hinata's wins!” Hinata sang. Kakashi looked over to see her dancing around Sakura (who was somehow tied up…don't look at me, I don't know how it happened) and waving her arms. “Hinata rules!”

 

“Uh…Hinata, could you turn off you radio?” Kakashi asked resisting the urge to bang his head repeatedly against the boulder on which he was perched.

 

“Not yet. Let me finish the happy dance.” Hinata said dismissively as she was now doing flips over the helpless kunoichi.

 

“Happy dance?” Shikamaru asked sounding confused. He wasn't entirely sure he wanted to know.

 

“My revenge cannot begin until the happy dance is complete.” Hinata said now circling around Sakura, while pointing at her with both pinkies.

 

“…can you hurry it up? A little?” Kakashi asked as she continued, now moon walking, around Sakura.

 

“Psst! Everyone change frequencies! Now!” Ino yelled quickly causing all of the shinobi to obey.

 

“Hey!” Hinata yelled though only Kakashi heard it. Hinata glared at him before turning back to Sakura with a grin that would have made Tsunade nervous…that thought is kinda scary ain't it?

 

“Okay, now then. One, two…goldfish!” Kakashi yelled suddenly.

 

“What the hell was that?!” Ino screamed so loud they didn't need radios to hear it.

 

“Just testing…one, two, four hundred and sixty-three!”

 

“KNOCK IT OFF!!!”

 

“Okay, okay, easy. One, two…thrifty rabbits eat bananas!”

 

“I'M GOING TO TEAR YOU TO PIECES IF YOU DON'T KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!”

 

“Okay, okay, okay. One, two, th…wait!” Kakashi yelled suddenly.

 

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ” Ino screamed

 

“Sorry. Uh…Hinata?” Kakashi called over to Hinata. She froze in mid pouncing motion over Sakura.

 

“Yes?” She asked turning her head.

 

“I'm gonna need you to untie Sakura.” Kakashi said in the nicest voice possible.

 

“Bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-but…revenge…” She whined. “And she started it…”

 

“I know, I know…” Kakashi soothed, ignoring the glares he got from Sakura.

 

“…fine…I guess I have to.” She pouted. She leaned over Sakura and began to untie her.

 

When Sakura was finally free she stood up and turned to her sensei…the n leapt on top of Hinata. Sasuke and Naruto quickly grabbed the girls and pried them apart. “Grr!!!” Sakura squirmed in Sasuke's grip twisting around and trying to pry his fingers off.

 

“Sakura, we need to help Gaara.” He said simply. She stopped squirming and, after shooting a dirty look at Hinata, nodded.

 

“Okay, Sakura?” Kakashi called.

 

“Yes sensei?”

 

“Once this seal comes off I want you to take out this boulder. Sasuke, Naruto and I will go in first. You three will be right behind us. And Asuma ought to be joining us soon after. Our first priority is retrieving Gaara. Everybody ready?”

 

“Yeah.” Sasuke said with a nod.

 

“Yes.” Sakura said.

 

“Believe it.” Guess who said that.

 

“…” Everyone turned to see Hinata about to pounce on Sakura. “Eheheheh…yes.”

 

“Rmmy (ready).” Chouji said, he had gotten hungry during the wait and had gotten out a bag of chips.

 

“Same here.” Ino said in between threats aimed toward Kakashi. “…and shove them down your throat…

 

“Just a sec…anyone seen my lighter?” Asuma asked, everyone waited…impatiently till he found it. “Ready.”

 

“Zzzzzzz…”

 

“SHIKAMARU WAKE UP!!!!!”

 

“It's because of the flourachlouracarbons!” Shikamaru yelled sitting bolt upright. “Er…um…ready.”

 

“One, two, three.” All five shinobi pulled the seals loose. Kakashi fell to the ground and barely had time to leap aside as Sakura ran forward and destroyed the boulder outright.

 

“Let's go.” Kakashi said running inside. Naruto and Sasuke close behind. The Kunoichi were in a second later.

 

“About time you showed up.” Deidara said looking up. “Looks like I finally get my…bijuu…uh-oh…”

 

“Something wrong Deidara?” Sasori asked looking at his partner.

 

“Uh…which ones the Jinchuuriki?”

 

“That's obvious it's…didn't you see him when we were in Konoha? (See LLK for details)” Sasori asked cocking his head to one side.

 

“No…did you?”

 

“I was a bit preoccupied.”

 

“Okay we can figure this out. We're to intelligent, diabolical, evil, masterminds. Let's try process of elimination.” Deidara turned to Kakashi. “It's not broom head. He's the copy ninja.”

 

`Broom head?' Kakashi thought offended.

 

“Pinky over there is Itachi's sister-in-law. And busty babe is a she…therefore not a he. And…” Deidara did a double take as he realized the girls were in their underwear. “What the…I don't want to know. That's a hobbit.” He said pointing at Chiyo.

 

“That's my gramma.” Sasori said looking at the blonde.

 

“Oops…I meant hobbit as a term of endearment.”

 

“Moving on. Well the blonde has to be the jinchuuriki. The other kid looks just like Itachi.” Sasori said rolling his eyes…why?

 

“Yeah…but how do e know that Itachi's brother's not blonde and the jinchuuriki just coincidentally looks like him?”

 

“What are the odds of that?”

 

“I'd say one in…a very large number.”

 

“Exactly.” The puppet master sighed.

 

“Are you the jinchuuriki?” Deidara asked looking at Naruto.

 

“Where's Gaara?”

 

“No, sorry we were looking for “yes I am” well thanks for playing it's been great having you on the show…wah!” Deidara dove out of the way of several kunai from Naruto.

 

“Where is Gaara?” Naruto repeated.

 

“Don't worry. He's right here.” Deidara said taking a step back and grabbing something. He lifted Gaara's corpse up by the ankle and waved it at Naruto.

 

“Give him back!” Naruto yelled. Deidara faltered seeing that his eyes had turned red, but quickly recovered.

 

“Come and get him.”