Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Love, Sake, & A Conga Line ❯ Clean with each use ... ( Chapter 8 )

Naruto is 19 years old. Now figure everyone else's age out.

 

`Thinking'

`Inner Whoever Thinking'

*Sound Effects*

**Flashback**

 

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but if I did, I'd be SOOO rich right now!

I don't own Hungry Hungry Hippos & co.

 

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Chapter Eight

 

Sasuke walked past Kankuro and all he wanted to do was plant his foot on his tattooed face. But there was time for that later. Right now, he was on a “mission.” The ball of paper, now slightly soggy, was a note that read:

 

I have your butt pimple stuff and if you don't

give me a gift card worth a million dollars

to Ichiraku's then the kitty porn gets it!

(ps: Don't worry Sasuke. He means well.)

 

Sasuke was going to exterminate him like the cockroach in the pantry. He would spray, squash, and repeat as desired. There would be a painfully disgusting crunching noise and before the night was over, Naruto would be reduced to the equivalent of mashed potatoes.

 

`And the messed up part is that all that crap isn't mine!!'

 

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“Hey, Hinata. Come over here. You have to see this. It's so wrong but I can't. Look. Away.”

“We should really go because Sasuke will be here any min-AHHHHHHH!”

“HINATA!!”

 

She had fallen through a rusty hole in a metal door concealed beneath a really ugly rug.

 

“Are you ok?”

“Yeah. But I'm not sure what I'm looking at.”

“Kinky sex dungeon? Star Wars collectibles? Kiwi pie?”

“No … it's some kind of … library … I guess.”

“Library of what? Nevermind.”

 

He jumped through the hole so he could look at it himself. His brow furrowed because he couldn't really explain what the room was being used for.

 

`It looks like storage …'

 

There were hundreds of bookshelves but no books and fluorescent lights but no apparent light switch. To his right were videos and to his left were covered bins.

 

“Why would this be under his room?”

“What is this exactly?”

 

Hinata walked along the shelves of videos and noticed that not a single one was labeled or had anyway of being identified. She shared this information with Naruto who was in the process of removing an equally unlabeled bin from the shelves. He opened the lid to find:

 

“A blow up sex doll??! What the freak?!”

`Looks like Sasuke can't grasp the concept of “clean with each use” …'

 

He grabbed another box and opened it

 

“Mother-”

“A blow up sex lamb?!”

 

Another.

 

“A blow up sex baboon?!”

 

Another.

 

“A blow up Hungry Hungry Hippo?!”

 

Another.

 

“A blow up Tom HanXXX?!”

“That's not right … that's not right at all …”

“Maybe you shouldn't open that particularly large bin over there.”

“Too late.”

“Are those?”

“Yes, they're …”

 

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MUHAHAHA! SUSPENSE! I have to warn you though, what I may I think is unbelievably funny, others may think “Oh my God, she's so … NASTY!!”

You'll find out what I mean soon.

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