Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ mercinary of the gods ❯ Heaven sent ( Chapter 5 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

A/N hello again dear readers sorry about the time it has taken me to update but my dog was diagnosed with seizures cause by a tumor in his brain so I'm having to take care of him and fight off depression at the same time gotta love life huh? Also I have decided that you guys should LOOK AT MY DAMN PROFILE aannnddd REPLY TO MY POLLS/QUESTIONS FOR YOU now I have to make decisions im not comfortable making without any input THANKS GUYS SO SUPPORTIVE XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxx
ANYONE YELLING
Kyuubi speaking
Anyone talking
Jutsu
Naruto thinking
“Wonder if Gabriel is pissed off cause we made him wait like last time” Naruto thought with a hint of fear
I hope so kit watching him grab you by the ankle and fly you up to heaven upside down while dropping and catching you was the funniest thing I have seen I a long while” Kyuubi replied
“That was not funny that was scary” Naruto thought back as he shivered at the memory
“Ah Naruto-baka I am glad you could finally make it looks like Ookami failed to teach you the greatest of all lessons THE LESSON OF PUNCUTALITY” Gabriel yelled at the so called baka
“Gomen Gabriel-sensei I am very sorry for being late for my last training Ookami-Sensei was finishing up my last lesson when you arrived” Naruto said
“Ookami did it never occur to you to teach this young one about being punctual” Gabriel asked
“I have tried Gabriel-guu (A/N, when researching in my Japanese dictionary guu was said to mean friend though I am not sure if it is used as a suffix if not please leave a review or pm me telling me I enjoy the Japanese language and do not wish to butcher it) but he is very stubborn and refuses to exist his bed until he deems fit so I must train him longer to compensate for that, I am sure you too have experience this problem” Ookami replied
“Yes I too have had to battle this particular fault in him, but enough of this small talk we must leave for Kami wishes to Speak with you as soon as possible” Gabriel said
“COOL I haven't seen Kami-baba(old women, grandmother) in a long time wonder if she is still mad about dyeing her hair while she was asleep” Naruto said
“Oh I think she has a special reception prepared for you” Gabriel replied with just a hint of sadistic joy
“I'm screwed aren't I” Naruto asked
Yes kit yes you are but hey who cares THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL” Kyuubi said while trying to regain breath in her lungs from laughing to hard
“Sometimes Kyuubi I just wanna smack you for being sucha douche bag” Naruto thought
“How do you know I wouldn't like being smacked” Kyuubi replied coyly
Naruto began to have a slight nosebleed as the thought of Kyuubi in a bondage suit being spanked and enjoying it
NARUTO PERVERSENESS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED BY MYSELF OR KAMI” Gabriel screamed as he grabbed Naruto by the hair and began to fly out of hell
“O wow ow ow ow stop that Gabriel you do know that that is attached to my head right” Naruto asked
All this was happening as Ookami looked on while shaking his head in shame at the antics of his student and Kyuubi just continued laughing like a madwomen inside her little sewer (hope she doesn't hurt me for reminding her of that. Oh don't worry mr. narrator man castration isn't that bad. SHIT HOLY SHIT RUN AWAY RUN AWAY SORRY GUYS I WILL TRY TO TYPE AND RUN…ok finally got away she scares me sometimes anywho on with the story)
“Finally we got here my hair is starting to fall out” Naruto whined
“Ok Naruto we must go see Kami now” Gabriel said with a hint of disdain for his student
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A/N: buh buh bbbuuuuhhhh cliffhanger time MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yeah sorry bout that anywho I started this chapter and finished it aover the corse of three months or so sssoooo my writing style kinda changed a little but I have some good ideas goin on that will occur in the next few chapters and any comments and or suggestions are welcome heck I would accept flames just so I could get some comments…I NEED SOME COMMENTS I AM GOING INTO COMMENT WITHDRAWL PPPPLLLLLEAAAAASSSEEEE GIVE ME COME COMMENTS AND OR REVIEWS
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