Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Naruto...my friends...soo don't mix! ❯ La Vie Boheme ( Chapter 12 )

“Where's the thump-thump?” Lili asked looking through my jar of dirt. We were sitting in a circle in the midst of training. Everyone was there apart from Laraine, who'd gone back to pick something up. I was sitting writing a fanfiction that I'd been writing for a while, I was only able to do this thanks to one of my gifts, which was a carrier for my laptop that slung over my shoulder.

 

I laughed. “In a bag, that's in the possession of the “East India Trading Company”. Yenno! Lord Beckett!”

 

“Oh yeah huh.”

 

“What are you two talking about now?” Tristan asked.

 

“Pirates again, duh.” I replied.

 

“You know.” She said matter-of-factly, “Yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me. Yadda yadda a bottle of rum and what not.”

 

“Yeah I don't really know that song either.” I confessed.

 

“Oh my god!” Samantha said. “The Disney maniacs don't know “A Pirate's Life For Me”! That's a crime against what you call yourself!”

 

“Stop being Mizz Drama!” I laughed. “I am a Disney fanatic! It's just hard to understand the words!” She rolled her eyes. I sighed. “I'm really loose on ideas right now.” I mumbled.

 

“Tell me about.” Lili said still digging through the dirt.

 

I snatched the jar from her hands, “Quit that!” I screamed.

 

“Sheesh, you psycho.” Lili muttered.

 

“You mean psychotic?” Paige asked.

 

“You mean like the guys that like me?” Samantha asked.

 

“You guys are being retarded.” Tristan said.

 

“We're smarter than you.” I shot back.

 

“Oh the little author thinks she's to good to hang out with me?”

 

“When did I ever say that?”

 

“You two are such children!” Haley shouted.

 

“Keep to your own business Paisley.” I retaliated.

 

“Thank god I can give you this to make you shut up.” Laraine said from behind me.

 

I turned around, “Give me wha…” I saw what she was holding in her hands and started laughing.

 

“Is that what I think it is?” Lili asked.

 

“Yep!” Laraine laughed. “It's “Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest”.”

 

“Technically he's not dead yet.” I said taking it from her hands.

 

“Not until they stab the thump-thump.” Lili said happily.

 

“Yay-yea!” I said putting the disk into my laptop's CD ROM drive.

 

“Go to the part with the singing.” Paige said.

 

“It's not a musical.” I told her.

 

“I know!” She said laughing, “But you guys always sing “I got a jar of dirt”, so go to that part.”

 

I nodded as I went to the chapter menu and played it for her. We sang along in our English accents. “He's so hot.” I said.

 

“Who? Orlando Bloom?” Stacy asked.

 

“No!” I said offended. “I ain't generic! I'm unique! I'm weird! I'm…talking about Johnny Depp!”

 

“Ew” Tristan said. “He's like forty!”

 

I rolled my eyes. “He's married too, but that doesn't mean I can't think he's hot.”

 

“You're such a freak.” He muttered, I just ignored it.

 

“Ever since Geany came, is it me or are you acting differently?” Naruto asked me.

 

“I'm always different near “Geany”, `cause we're so weird!!” We laughed. “So Lili are you and Laraine gonna get into a cell?” I asked.

 

“Yeah actually we're meeting our other teammate tomorrow.” She said smiling. She looked briefly at Sasuke before saying, “I hope it's a hot guy.”

 

Sasuke's head snapped up to looked at her. I saw it from the corner of my eye and giggled. “Lili, why is Sasuke emotional around you?”

 

“You know I'm not quite sure, but I think it's due to…” She paused realizing everyone was staring at her. I shut my eyes briefly as I tilted my head up to look at the sky.

 

“Lili! You're such an idiot!” I screamed snapping my head to look at her.

 

“Hey!” She said offended.

 

“It was supposed to be a secret.” I groaned.

 

“Psh.” She said. “It was gonna come out eventually.

 

“What are you talking about?” Naruto asked.

 

“Lili and I can communicate through our mind.” I said scowling at her.

 

“Sheesh! Saw-reeeeeeeeee!!” She laughed.

 

“Not forgiven.” Her mouth dropped open, I began to freakin' crack up. “Ok you're totally forgiven…IF,” I dropped my voice so only her and Laraine could hear, “You can get Kakashi to sing “Mucho Masturbation” like Mark.”

 

This time her mouth dropped open. “I take the challenge!” She shouted. “So get your camera ready.” I nodded.

 

“I can't wait to see this!” I whispered to Laraine like Joey in “The One with Joey's Fridge” when he's talking about Elizabeth going to Florida for spring break.

 

“Ditto.” She laughed. “If I wanted I could just make my man…”

 

“Your man?” I glared at her, “Your man?” I stood up to face her after sitting my laptop on the ground next to me, “YOUR man! You so wish! He is so my man!”

 

“Both of you are delirious!” Lili said. “He's 13 years older than you, Laraine, and 14 years older than Tori! Now shut up! And gimme you laptop! I wanna check my email!” She snatched my laptop and started using it.

 

“DANGIT LILI!!! YOU COULD'VE ASKED!!! NOT JUST FRICKEN DEMANDED!”

 

“Oh god you woke the beast.” Tristan said.

“Oh my god!” Samantha shouted, cell 7 and now even Kakashi were watching quite amazed, they'd yet to see my other side, “Last time you got even close to this angry was when you and your sister were fighting, which resaulted in you breaking your foot.”

 

I stared at her, “You know I haven't thought about Tiff since I came here…gotta say it really pisses me off that you just brought her up.” I smiled.

 

Paige cheered. “Yay! Sarcasm rocks!”

 

“Heck yes it does!” I agreed.

 

“What the hell got into you?” Sasuke asked.

 

“Our dear…dear Tori has anger issues.” Lili said smiling and nodding.

 

“Shut up!” I roared. “You're no better.”

 

“Not on my period.” She replied easily, causing the boys to shift uncomfortably, “But I'm fine right now.”

 

“I am too!” I retaliated uncomfortably. “Anger…annoyance…it's all against me! I can't help it!”

 

“You are so…you know what there's no word for what you are.” Lili said.

 

“Psychotic?” Paige chirped.

 

“Is that your favorite word?” I laughed.

 

“Pretty much, yeah!” She nodded her head constantly.

 

“What does that remind you of?” I asked Lili, and immediately we both sang, “It's like I'm being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck, being packed in with fertilizer and fuel oil, pushed over a cliff by a suicidal Mickey Mouse.” We laughed.

 

“A suicidal Mickey Mouse?” Samantha asked. “That's evil!”

 

“That's from `Rent'!” I said matching her tone. “But `Rent' is kinda evil. After all Angel sings about killing an Akita.”

 

“Kinda evil?” Paige echoed. “That song, though one of my favorites, is very evil!”

 

“Key words being “though one of my favorites”, don't deny that song is dang catchy!”

 

“You're being weird.” Stacy said.

 

“And that's what we love about me!” I shouted happily.

 

“Oh my god who gave you chocolate?” Samantha asked.

 

I blinked twice. “What are you talking about?”

 

“You're as hyper as I've ever seen you!” Samantha shouted hopping up.

 

“Yeah well you're always hyper.” I said blandly while I sat down.

 

“What the heck?” Samantha asked. “You're being mood swingy.”

 

I rolled my head and eyes, “Why do you have to make every word…childish?”

 

“'Cause it's fun! Like Blurple!” She said happily.

 

“Seriously.” I said glaring at her. “Say blurble again, and that's the color your face will be.” I said sweetly.

 

“Are you bleeding?” Lili asked me.

 

“Stop asking me that.” I said bluntly, with an obvious `ask me that again and I swear you won't be happy' tone and expression.

 

“That's Tori Ishihara for ya.” Lili muttered.

 

“Seriously, Kakashi-Sensei, are we gonna train today at all?” Haley asked.

 

“Damn kiss up.” I muttered.

 

“What happened to no cussing?” She asked me.

 

“Blood.” I said simply.

 

She swallowed, and turned back to our sensei, “Can we please get her moving?” She asked him.

 

“We have a problem there.” Stacy said.

 

“What?” Haley asked.

 

“Ugh. I'm fricken tired. Like field day in seventh grade.” She answered.

 

“That was hecka fun!” I shouted. “We annoyed the heck out of the guys! They were begging us to shut up by the end of the day! Rememeber? We kept hitting tennis balls over the fence and making Sam go get `em. She was one strange girl.”

 

Stacy nodded. “Wasn't Lena the one begging you to shut up?”

 

“No.” I said. “Don't you remember Trevon kept throwing basketballs at Me and Ranesse `cause we were singing the Oscar Mayer songs.”

 

“I LOVE THOSE SONGS!” Paige shouted. “Like “my bologna has a first name it's O-S-C-A-R! my bologna has a second name it's M-A-Y-E-R! I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I say Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!” I stared at her for a few minutes. “Stop it you're freaking me out.” I continued staring, and she began to stare back until she couldn't help but laugh.

 

“There you go.” I said. “And Lili I believe I asked you to do something.”

 

She smiled. “OH KAKASHI-SENSEI!” I rolled my eyes. “Can you do me a favor?” He stared down at her. “Ok Laraine, Paige, Tori, and I will sing some things then after we sing vacation, mock this movement,” She atuck both hands at our side and placed her right foot in front of her left, “and sing “Mucho Masturbation!” Laraine and I were overcome with a giggle fit. “And you two…SING!” I laughed harder but had enough energy to sing along. “Emotion, devotion, to causing, a commotion, creation, vacation,”

 

I took out my camera phone just in time to get an actually picture of Kakashi less than half-heartedly mocking Lili's movement, and slowly say, “Mucho Masturbation.”

 

The three of us burst out in laughter that was seriously uncontrollable. I fell backwards to the point where I was lying in the grass cracking up. “Lili…you are…totally…and 100 percent…forgiven.” I managed to get out in between bouts of laughter. I wiped the tears from my eyes and stood up. “Shall we show how it's done?” I asked Lili who nodded.

 

Tori- So that's five miso soup, four seaweed salad, three soy burger dinner, two tofu dog platter, and one pasta with meatless balls.

 

Haley- Ew

 

Laraine- it tastes the same

 

Lili- if you close your eyes

 

Tori- and thirteen orders of fries is that it here?

 

All- WINE AND BEER!

 

Tori, Lili, and Haley- To hand-crafter beers made in local brewaries, to yoga, to yogurt, to rice, and beans, and cheese. To leather, to dildoes, to curry vindaloo, to huevos rancheros, and maya angelou.

 

All- Emotion, devotion, to causing, a commotion, creation, vacation,

 

All with the exception of Haley- Mucho Masturbation! (fully mocking Lili's movement)

 

We collapsed in laughter again