Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Neji Over-Angsts Some More ❯ New Style ( Chapter 3 )

Author: remuus
Warning: Major OOC
Disclaimer: Naruto not mine

First posted on ff.net

 

If you had 360 degree vision, you could, like, watch a whole bunch of TVs... AT THE SAME TIME.

 

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Neji Over Angsts Some More
Ch3: New Style

 

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After walking home from the hospital, I arrive at the Hyuuga mansion.

 

I walk down the lane, past the bush sculptures of kunais and puppies, to the elaborately carved front door. Then, I take a sharp 90-degree turn, and walk around to the back of the mansion.

 

And there, in all its ramshackle glory, is the Branch House. They, meaning those... MAIN HOUSE bastards, call it a house, but we of the Branch House prefer to call it 'crap'.

 

It seems to be made of the leftover wood pieces from when they were building the Main House mansion, and it's painted a grotesque... pink… color. Ew. Bastards!!

 

I walk into the doorway, and make my way down the hall, to my room.

 

I slammed the door to my room behind me, and I heard someone down the hall yelling, "Hey! Some of us are plotting revenge y'know!" I made a mental note to smite that person the next time I saw him. And just to be mean, I opened the door, and then slammed it again, sending a shower of drywall (or... dry-ceiling...) onto my perfectly coifed hair.

 

...Damn.

 

So anyways, as I sat down on my Posture-Pedic chair, I felt something poking me in the posterior. I looked down. Apparently, the Hot Topic gift card that Sasuke had won got stuck to the seat of my pants, during my mad rampage.

 

...Cool. I was going to buy some new clothes anyways. Summer's coming and this jacket is damn hot.

 

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At the Mall

 

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I finally found my way to the mall, which was cleverly sandwiched between the Hokage Mountain and my house. It's odd that I never noticed it before, I mean, it's right by where I live, and you would have thought that I should have notic-

 

SO ANYWAYS, conveniently placed plot jump starters aside, I was utterly lost.

 

I made my way to the map of the mall, and after inspecting its various symbols, numbers, and what-have-yous, I finally said, "screw this," and used my Byakugan to look through the other stores to find this 'Hot Topic'.

 

After several minutes of winding through the mall, and once stopping for a pretzel, I reached the store.

 

I almost passed it entirely, since it just look like a wall of black, or something, until I saw somebody walk through the entryway.

 

I walked in through the entrance (after several failed attempts with results of walking into windows...), and was immediately faced with some sort of spiky, man-beast object, covered in black. I quickly took a defensive stance, should the need arise to kick it's ass.

 

"Hi. Welcome to Hot Topic."

 

I started to look around wildly to see who had said that, but then remembered I didn't need to, 'cause I had 360-degree vision.

 

w00t.

 

After a few seconds of thinking, I decided that the thing in front of me was a store employee, and he had just said that.

 

Oh yeah, score one for Neji. (Making that Neji: 500, Sasuke: 0)

 

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30 Minutes Later

 

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I walk out of Hot Topic, 30 minutes later, with some black bags in hand.

 

Ha ha Sasuke, you thought your black shirts with crazily wide collars and your apparently useless arm sock thingies (...I suppose you could hold... snacks in there, I guess...) were angsty, but I shall show you! I'll show you all!! My clothes shall be so angsty, that you'll have to look at them through sunglasses with smiley faces painted on them to balance out the sheer angstiness of my clothing!!

 

I walk a few feet to the front door of my house coughshack, and walk to my room, to get ready for a crazy night on the town. Crazy and angsty. But mostly angsty.

 

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Got bored and decided to post another chappy.

 

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