Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Neji Over-Angsts Some More ❯ New Style II ( Chapter 4 )

Author: remuus

Warning: MAJOR OOC, Making fun of angsting

Disclaimer: Naruto no ownded by me

First posted on ff.net

 

Is `angsty' even a real word? …Probably not… OH WELL! Screw grammer.

 

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Neji Over Angsts Some More

Ch4: New Style II

 

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(Still, and always will be Neji POV)

 

Holy. Friggin'. Crap.

 

Check out me.

 

I'm so angsty looking, that puppies will cry when they see the sheer angstocity of my clothing.

 

w00t.

 

Although I was only able to buy 15 Konoha dollars worth of pants with the gift card (cheap angsty bastards), BUT: the pants I bought are so large and in charge, that it could possibly be used to make several other pairs of angsty pants, and/or an angsty shirt.

 

But since ruining my pants' angsty glory would be downright preposterous, I wore an old sweater my Auntie Hyuuga knitted me. It's tight and scratchy, and uncomfortable as hell.

 

Meaning, it's perfect. (This, of course, coming from the 'Angster's Handbook,' which states that anything that is tight, uncomfortable, and in some close shade of black, is deemed angst-worthy.)

 

And just to throw in a bit of that emo angst, I have on a pair of thick, black rimmed, Buddy Holly glasses.

 

I also took off my hitai-ate, so my schweet curse seal will seem like some sort of angsty tattoo.

 

HAHA!! Watch out sad, degenerate teenagers of Konoha, because my supreme angstiness shall over power your 'I had to take out the trash... my life sucks...' pathetic attempts at being sad!! I'll be the saddest of you all! Sad I tell you!! SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!

 

...cough...

 

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One Hour Later

 

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I open the door to my shackhouse in full angstified glory. A main house member who is walking by breaks down in tears at the mere sight of my angst.

 

Excellent...

 

I make my way down Main Konoha Boulevard, people bursting into tears as I pass. I see a pale faced teenager in all black, whose angstiness is obviously far more inferior than I, walking up to me, and of course, in tears. "TEACH ME!!" he yells, clawing at my clothes. I gently pry him off and leave him there on the street, gingerly walking over him as to not get my boots dirty with his non-angsty angst.

 

In no time at all, I shall monopolize the feelings of pain, melancholy, and despair!!

 

And all that's blocking me form that goal is... SASUKE, who consequently is walking up to me, also decked out in full angsterized clothing.

 

The people around us obviously can't manage so much angst in one place, and rush off, probably to cry in a corner. PH33R!!

 

"AHA!! I knew it!! You stole my Hot Topic gift card, didn't you?!" he yells, "I worked my ass off at making that poem!"

 

"It was seven words long!!" I yell back. Argh!! Abort, Abort! This is not proper angsty behavior at all! I'm supposed to cry and say, 'whatever'!! DAMN YOU SASUKE!! You and your... angst!!

 

"Yeah, seven words, seven words full of PAIN!!" he says. I relish in the fact that Sasuke's angsting status is also dropping. "The despair of my seven words pwns you!! Besides, my whole family was murdered by the one person I loved!!" He then broke down in tears.

 

Feh. Drama queen.

 

But even so, I shall out-drama queen you!!

 

"Oh yeah, well my father was murdered by some random person for no apparent reason! What do you think about that? HUH?! Plus I've got a curse seal!! Do YOU have a curse seal?!" I retort, my eyes tearing up.

 

Hehe... keep this up Neji, soon... SOON!!

 

"As a matter of fact I do!!" Sasuke says.

 

He nearly tears the collar of his shirt off to show me his curse seal.

 

I look at the suspiciously temporary tattooed on looking 'curse seal' and we spend a few minutes in silence glaring at each other. The effect of glaring was kind of ruined with all the coughfake tears in our eyes.

 

Then, we hear a different voice.

 

"Oh yeah, well I've got a bigger curse seal than both of you! And it's very ironic because it says love, which is something I do not like! Also, my father and mother are dead and they both hated me, and the only person I ever loved tried to kill me! That's FAR more angsty than any of your pathetic stories! Also, I can't sleep or I'll kill everybody."

 

It could only be one person.

 

Sasuke and I turn to face the new comer, angst filled eyes glaring daggers at him.

 

"Gaara!"

 

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To Be Continued..!!

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Oh no! There's a new angster in town! Could he possibly be MORE angsty than Sasuke AND Neji?! Only time will tell!!

 

I'm sorry if this chapter was short -.-, and SO superly weird and OOC.

 

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