Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Sasuke and Pals (Mini story) ❯ Sasuke's Day 3 and 4 ( Chapter 3 )

A Little Intro

 

Sasuke Uchiha, Konoha's resident prodigy and the last of his clan. He is part of Team 7 which consists of Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura.

His Best friend is Naruto Uzamaki, number one awesome ninja

His potential rapist is Sakura Haruno…nuf said

Kakashi Hatake, number one latest ninja sensei ever

Orochimaru pedophile who wants Sasuke's Body

Kabuto brains of the Oro operation

Kiba resident smex god and PETA Ninja

Kyuubi the voice inside Naruto's head

And of course his brother Itachi, pretty boy who models for Hot Topic lol

These are the main people in the everyday life of Sasuke Uchiha

Thoughts

*Actions*

(Author Talking)

Singing

Kyuubi Talking

------ Someone being cut off

 

Sasuke's Day 3

 

Kakashi: *cough* so ummm yeah today were gonna…….oh I know play hide and seek…..to umm work on stealth…yeah that's it stealth >_>

 

Naruto: … ^-^* you just don't want to train today

 

Sasuke: for once I agree with the idiot, wait…*looks around*...hey where's Sakura

 

Kakashi/Naruto: IDK….My BFF Jill LOL

 

Sasuke: -.-# stoned idiots

 

Random news guy appears: This just in on Fake Ninja News--- we have word that a crazy Kunoichi is on the loose killing members of the WLSFC. 17 killed, 15 pets were ---

 

Kiba: *appears and takes mike* Damn it PETA ninjas will hear about this

 

PETA ninja's in the background: DAMN YOU KUNOICHI

 

Random news guy: O_O umm <-< anyways 15 pets were killed and many, many causalities… this has been Fake Ninja News *poofs away*

 

Kakashi:……Dude that was a news guy

 

Naruto: awesome then he just went poof ^^

 

Sasuke: o_o…..did you not just hear that >_>

 

Sakura: *comes over grinning evilly* hey sorry I was late, I was “busy” with some people ^+^

 

Sasuke:….is that blood on your hands o_O

 

Sakura: huh oh that's ketchup…silly Sasuke…

 

Random kid: …Trixs are for kids

 

Sasuke: Damn it gimmie back the Trixs o-o#

 

Naruto: o-o…oh yeah Sakura-Chan be careful there's some Kunoichi killer on the loose

 

Sakura: *smirked* oh I know already

 

Sasuke: *backs away* 0~0

 

In the Forest of Rainbows

AKA Somewhere near Orochimaru Base

 

Orochimaru: whew that was close, he almost found out about you my awesome Sasu Plushy

 

Kabuto: O_O sir what the muffin is that…why do you have a Sasuke Plushy

 

Orochimaru: umm <_< for umm research yeah that's it research ^_^*

 

Kabuto: oh that's good…anyways I need the potion back so we ca---

 

Orochimaru: huh what potion ?_?

 

Kabuto: O…O tell me you did not loose the potion

 

Orochimaru: oh that bottle…yeah I traded it for this awesome taco….I named it Tocky

 

Kabuto: O_O# YOU DID WHAT WITH THE WHAT ?!?!

 

Orochimaru: *holds taco* heh Tocky

 

Kabuto: -.-# damn it sir

 

Back in Hip City

Or Konoha

 

Naruto:….so then I was like “DUUUUUDE” lol funny story right

 

Sasuke: idiot you didn't tell us a story you just blurted that out

 

Sakura: yeah he's right….jeez you're an idiot

 

Naruto: That's not nice v-v…the voice in my head says I'm not an idiot

 

Kyuubi: the hellI did…. youarean idioto-o#

 

Naruto” *blinks* AHHHH the voices are back *runs off* OoO

 

Sasuke/Sakura: o_O ummm

 

Sasuke: yeah so Kakashi….why are you hanging from a tree >_>

 

Kakashi: LOL I'm Spiderman ^+^

 

Sasuke: *sigh* stoned again…

 

Meanwhile in the Power Rangers Tower

AKA Hokage Tower

 

Tsunade: *hic* ok this is not what it looks like

 

Shizune: it looks like your drunk

 

Tsunade: *giggles* sooo I got a few DUI's

 

Shizune: in the same one night <<

 

Tsunade: Hey….hey, hey…..shut up *hic*

 

Shizune: *sigh* Damn you college well anyways your 3 o' clock is here

 

Tsunade: heh send'em in…

 

Random old guy walks in: Hi my name is---

 

Tsunade: don't care, what do you want

(She magically got sober ^^)

 

Random old guy:…To sell Taco's in your village

 

Tsunade: dude why, this is Japan home of Ramen and Sushi

 

Shizune: also rice ^^

 

Tsunade: Yeah what she said home of Sake

 

Shizune: *sigh*…

 

Tsunade: hmmm you don't seem like a threat so why the hell not…your in

 

Random old guy: ^_^ Thank you now my dream of making taco's for ninja's has come true

 

Tsunade: what could go wrong ^_^

 

With the P.R.A

 

Naruto: *steps up to podium that magically appeared* Umm Hi my name is Naruto Awesome Uzamaki and I….I am a Pot Ramen Addict

 

Random people: Hi Naruto =_=

 

Naruto: *sits down* damn Iruka for sending me here….again

 

Random Fan girl: Likes Hi my name is…umm whoops forgot well I am A SASUKE ADDICT

 

Naruto: wrong room idiot o-o#

 

Random Fan girl: *looks around* oh….no wonders there aren't that many girls…LOL my mistake *runs out*

 

Naruto* *sigh* gonna be a long session

 

Kyuubi: got that right

 

Naruto: OMFG the voice is back HELP OoO

 

Back with Orochimaru Land

 

Orochimaru: can't you just like buy one on eBay

 

Kabuto: *hitting head on a tree* no you fool…damn it why a taco why

 

Orochimaru: cause its foreign duh #_#

 

Kabuto:….

 

Thus ends Day #. What happens next, who is this new taco man and why does he sell tacos in Japan?

So love it, Hate it, Think its Alright….Tell me I need feedback people ^_^

Also WLSFC stands for WE LOVE SASUKE FAN CLUB

 

 

A Little Intro

 

Sasuke Uchiha, Konoha's resident prodigy and the last of his clan. He is part of Team 7 which consists of Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura.

His Best friend is Naruto Uzamaki, number one awesome ninja

His potential rapist is Sakura Haruno…nuf said

Kakashi Hatake, number one latest ninja sensei ever

Orochimaru pedophile who wants Sasuke's Body

Kabuto brains of the Oro operation

Tsunade drunk leader of Konoha, yet can magically become sober

Shizune the rock on Tsunade's shoulders

Kiba resident smex god and PETA Ninja

Kyuubi the voice inside Naruto's head

Random old guy the new Taco Vendor

And of course his brother Itachi, pretty boy who models for Hot Topic lol

These are the main people in the everyday life of Sasuke Uchiha

Thoughts

*Actions*

(Author Talking)

Singing

Kyuubi Talking

------ Someone being cut off

 

Sasuke's Day 4

 

A morning where vendors and shop keepers start their day FABOUSLY

 

Random old guy: it took 4 days off screen and a bit of blowing up the competition, but it's done…my super awesome Taco Shack of Fab ^+^

 

Naruto: hmm weird how Ichiraku Ramen was suddenly destroyed….off screen of course

 

As Naruto wanders the town for food he comes across the ultra awesome aroma

 

Naruto: OMG what is this ultra awesome yet foreign aroma OuO

 

Random old guy: ah first customer hey you there

 

Naruto: huh….me

 

Random old guy: yeah, you seem like a ….stoned guy with good taste, come try a Taco on the house

 

Naruto: *blinks with sparkles in the background* OMG that is like teh nicest thing anyone has like ever said about me….I'd be like so totally honored to try your…. Ummm Taco's

 

Random old guy: well have a seat *hands over plate of Tacos*

 

Naruto: mmm smells good…..OMFG these things sparkle

 

Kyuubi: ummm Naruto I wouldn't eat that

 

Naruto: shut up voice in my head *happily eats taco* thanks old random guy *waves and runs to the bridge*

 

Thus ends day 4. Seems a mysterious force destroyed Ichiraku Ramen, but Naruto finds refuge. What will happen next, is this the end of Naruto's ramen addiction, will the taco guy ever reveal his name, and what will Kyuubi do to get respect? Find out next time in Sasuke and Pal's, Day 5.

TLP: please read and review my story or the kittens will be very sad *holds up box of sad kittens*

 

Sasuke: …grrr

 

TLP: oh not gonna say it now ^+^

 

Sasuke: no not after you hit with me a hammer I'd rather keep quiet >_>

 

TLP: smart boy you are ^o^

 

Sasuke: hn

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sasuke's Day 3-4