Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Sasuke and Pals (Mini story) ❯ Sasuke's Day Speical: The Tea Party ( Chapter 4 )

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Sasuke's Day Special 1: The Tea Part

Well the Ninja's of Konoha are all relaxing with a Sasuke Special Tea Part, so let's spy and enjoy

In the Uchiha Mansion

Sasuke: I can't believe I'm throwing this tea party (Lol I can't believe it's not butter) this damn tea party is cutting into my angsty flashbacking *sigh*

Naruto: *bursts in through the window* Hey teme

Sasuke: O_O# WTH dobe there's this new invention it's called a DOOR

Naruto:….that was the door

Sasuke: you're stoned aren't you <_<#

Naruto: lol maybe

Kakashi: *bursts in through a different window* duuuude awesome door

Naruto: duuuude awesome landing

Kakashi: yo…..dude

Kakashi/Naruto: *point at each other * STOOOOOONNNERRR UuU

Sasuke: god damn idiots

Naruto: so ummm who else is coming

Sasuke: *grabs guest list* umm Kiba, Tsunade, Shizune, Sakura EW, Itachi, Orochimaru and Kabuto

Naruto: wait dude why do you have evil people on your list

Sasuke: *blinks* weird don't remember them being on the list hm oh well *starts cleaning up the glass*

Orochimaru: *arrives in a carriage* OMG Sasuke-kun have you finally invited me to discuss living arrangements at my place *+* *glomps him*

Sasuke: no you creepy MJ replica *shoves him away*

Naruto: yeah back off MY Sasuke *glomps him*

Random Yaoi Fan Girl: YEAH Sasu/Naru love *takes pics*

Kakashi:…how'd she get in here

Random Yaoi Fan Girl: oh ummm *runs off*

Naruto/Sasuke: *blinking and blushing* ooookkk then

Naruto: *jumps off him* yea so anyways

Kabuto: *tosses Sasuke plate of cookies* thanks for having us over

Naruto” seriously how the hell did you get on the list? I mean your---

Itachi: *appears in a cloud of smoke* Foolish brother I have come… to enjoy your tea

Sasuke: *glares* Itachi, my evil brother who causes my angsty emoness, welcome

Naruto/Kakashi: how the hell did he get on the list ?_?

Tsunade: shut up brat

Naruto: *jumps and screams like a little girl* dude do not do that to me jeez… knew I shouldn't have watched Scary Movie 2 for screaming idea's

Shizune: sorry were late but someone wanted to drive drunk >_>#

Tsunade: I'm the freakin Hokage I should have certain freedoms

Shizune: not the ones that nearly kill us

Itachi: wimp lol

Shizune: what was that ya mental patient O_O

Itachi: umm nothing <-<

Shizune: thought so

Kakashi: dude Ita-chan what is up man

Itachi: nothing at all ya know killing, angsting, antisocial, chasing animal kids, beating up Sasuke ---

Sasuke: what the hell ever

Itachi: …and the Akatsuki works. So still a stoner

Kakashi: nice, nice and ya know it, stoned as a rock lol

Naruto: hm where's Sakura-Chan….and where'd Sasuke go

Meanwhile in another part of the house

Sasuke: *is gagged* meph meh tout (Let me Out)

Sakura: awww poor Sasuke, but I can't have you shouting

Sasuke: *glares through Sharingan block sunglasses* god damn crazy rapist stalker

Sakura: awww you're so cute when you're all mad

Back with the others

Kyuubi: amazing how you lost the emo

Naruto: Shut up Kyu-san (Yeah here he's accepted the voice)

Shizune: Naruto who are you talking to ?_?

Tsunade: the voices in his head

Naruto: I need stoners gold

Shizune: no, no more relapses, I mean really good job Kakashi for teaching your student to be a stoner

Kakashi: *looks up from Icha Icha Paradise book* Huh oh ok thanks *starts reading again*

Shizune: -.- retard

Kakashi: that's not nice

Itachi: *snickers*

Naruto: dude I so want a snickers now

Itachi/Kakashi: dude same here lol

Orochimaru: where's my Sasu-Kun

Kabuto: *shakes head and drinks tea* who cares

Orochimaru/Naruto: I care *look at each other* grr he's mine damn it *glares at each other*

Tsunade: stalkers

Shizune: Tch idiots I me--- OMG

Sasuke runs by half naked with Sakura following

Sasuke: DAMN IT HELP ME o_O

Sakura: get back here lover boy *runs after him*

Everyone else: O_O WTH

Naruto: was that Sasuke and Sakura

Everyone: umm yeah

Naruto: was that him….naked o_O

Everyone: yeah

Naruto: should we like help him

Everyone: *looks at each other* nah

Suddenly a black light forms with Kiba beaming down

Everyone: O_O HOLY SHIT ALIENS...oh its just Kiba

Kiba: thanks for dropping me off ^^ *walks into the house* sup

Everyone: O_O

Itachi: dude….

Naruto: what the hell…

Everyone: WAS THAT

Kiba: ummm my ride, PETA ninja's go in style ^_^ (Yeah cause your all aliens >->)

Tsunade: hmmm that seems like a car I should drive

Shizune: and what crash into a building, no way

Tsunade: awww you never let me have fun V_V

Naruto: hey….hey I know what'll cheer you up *runs off*

2 minutes later

Itachi: O_O dude is that a banana suit

Kiba: why does he have a boom box ?_?

Naruto: hey Tsunade-san what time is it

Everyone: damn it don't answer Tsunade

Tsunade: umm what time is it

Everyone: damn it

Naruto: *turns on music* ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME *stars dancing*

Everyone: Fudge cakes *groans*

Tsunade: o_O WTH

2 hours later

Kakashi: O_O# why is he still dancing

Kiba: *hitting boom box with large hammer* why won't it stop

Itachi: where'd you get that hammer---

Suddenly air waves form and shift

Amy Rose: ha knew you stole my damn hammer. Give it back…how else am I supposed to win Sonic's love if I don't use violence

Kiba: b-but I need it

Amy Rose: give me the damn hammer

Kiba: Tch fine *hands the hammer back*

Amy Rose: thanks *makes hammer vanish*

Itachi/Kakashi: ^-^ OMFG she's a magician

Naruto: dude, do another trick

Amy Rose: ^u^#

Sasuke: *runs back in the house and locked the door* oh god…safe….*panting* where the HELL were you idiots *glares*

Naruto/Itachi/Kakashi: watching magic tricks ^_^

Sasuke: so while I was chased for 2 hours, almost raped and killed….you were here watching magic tricks ><#

Naruto: yeah pretty much ^^

Sasuke: *glares* why are you in a banana suit

Naruto: huh IDK…

Itachi/Kakashi: My BFF Jill lol

Shizune: if only we didn't run out of rooms in the mental hospital

Tsunade: we have a mental hospital

Shizune: *sigh*

Kabuto: I feel your pain

Orochimaru: what's that supposed to mean

Kabuto/Shizune: that your both IDIOTS

Orochimaru/Tsunade: *sniffles* V_V that's not nice

Kiba: Tch well the Uchiha's your both still not cool with PETA….after your last 20 battles…

Itachi: will you animal lovers let it go

Sasuke: yeah were rich….Bi---

Suddenly a car alarm goes off, thankfully cutting Sasuke off

Naruto: hm that was weird

Kakashi: damn I'm hungry

Naruto/Itachi: dude me too <-< >-> COOKIES

Soon a cloud of smoke forms as all three stoned ninja's fight in gruesome battle for the cookies

10 minutes later

Tsunade: they…they just…

Kabuto: m-my cookies *cries*

Sasuke: good job idiots

Amy Rose: that was just sick

Sasuke: why the hell are you still in my house

Amy Rose: umm I'm on the list ^_^

Sasuke: whatever this sucks

Shizune: now what do we do, they smoked, ate, and are now sleeping

Orochimaru: let's draw on their faces

Everyone: YEAH

Sasuke: no thanks I'll go flash back and angst for a bit *walks off*

Amy Rose: wow emo just like Shadow

Orochimaru: *tosses everyone markers* let's draw

In the end Sasuke learned never let stoned ninja's in his house or let crazy potential rapists in his house. Thus ends Sasuke's Day Special 1: The Tea Part

3 hours later

Naruto: *wakes up* err what happened

Itachi: no clue *looks at Naruto's face* lol someone put Loser on your forehead

Naruto: oh yeah well someone put Idiot on yours

Kakashi: *sits up* duuuude

Naruto: ha some one put perverted stoner on yours

Itachi: lol ….wait who the hell drew on us

Naruto: and why are we in a river

Kakashi: I don't think this is a river

Naruto: what makes you say that ?_?

Kakashi: umm there's a large waterfall up ahead

Naruto/Itachi: O_O THERES A WHAT

Kakashi: A WATERFALL

Sadly all three ninja's fell over the water fall…Thus really ends The Special

TLP: Please rate and review

Kakashi/Naruto/Itachi: *sitting in hospital beds with broken arms and wounds*

TLP: wow you guys look like a car ran over you then backed up over you

Sasuke: lol

TLP: no seriously WTH happened

Kabuto: huh we pushed them over a waterfall or something

Sasuke: wait why the hell don't you know…you wrote the damn thing

Naruto/Kakashi/Itachi: YEAh that's right

TLP: whaaa :_: I forgot ok jeez >< meany's

Orochimaru: lol it was fun

TLP: I see….>_>

Sasuke's Day Special 1: The Tea Party