Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Sasuke and Pals (Mini story) ❯ Sasuke's Day 5 ( Chapter 5 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

A Little Intro

Sasuke Uchiha, Konoha's resident prodigy and the last of his clan. He is part of Team 7 which consists of Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura.

His Best friend is Naruto Uzamaki, number one awesome ninja

His potential rapist is Sakura Haruno…nuf said

Kakashi Hatake, number one latest ninja sensei ever

Orochimaru pedophile who wants Sasuke's Body

Kabuto brains of the Oro operation

Tsunade drunk leader of Konoha, yet can magically become sober

Shizune the rock on Tsunade's shoulders

Kiba resident smex god and PETA Ninja

Kyuubi the voice inside Naruto's head

Random old guy the new Taco Vendor

And of course his brother Itachi, pretty boy who models for Hot Topic lol

These are the main people in the everyday life of Sasuke Uchiha

Thoughts

*Actions*

(Author Talking)

Singing

Kyuubi Talking

------ Someone being cut off

Sasuke's Day 5

Last Time on Sasuke and Pal's, New Taco stands, dead ramen, a disgruntled Kyuubi and a misled Kabuto. Now for Day 5

The morning in Ramen District

Naruto: *wakes up hyper* such a beautiful morning with lovely waves at my ocean home

Kyuubi: …you don't have anocean home…idiot

Naruto: *ignores the voice* now to go shower and eat *runs to the bathroom*

(Poor Naruto, doesn't know he's “changed” and no it's not puberty)

Naruto: that's weird, I can't reach the sink *hops up and down* damn it *grips the edge and pulls himself up*

In the home of Emo Angst

AKA Sasuke's House

Sasuke: *just finished styling his hair* perfect, the emo hair gel has once more made perfection

Suddenly a window breaks in the bathroom with a loud scream

Naruto: HOLY SHIT SASUKE AHHHHHHH it's TERRIBLE

Sasuke: I liked that window <_< …WTH happened to you

Naruto: *pouts in cute chibi for* IDK

Kakashi: *appears* My BFF Jill..LOL *vanishes*

Sasuke: -.-# umm yeah anyways, how did you turn into….into OMG I…MUST…GLOMP *glomps him* soooo cuuuute

Naruto: *blushes* damn it this is serious *takes out large hammer and hits him*

Sasuke: *rubs large bruise* that hurt idiot

Naruto: whaaaaa I don't want to be a cute cuddly chibi *cries large chibi tears*

Sasuke: *blinks* must comfort and glomp…no resist the urge *twitches* stop crying…be a man jeez we'll go see Tsunade

Naruto: *looks with wide eyes* r-really yay you're the best Sasuke *hugs him*

Sasuke: yeah whatever idiot

Naruto: oh lets go eat a taco before we go

Sasuke:…WTH is a Taco

Naruto: this new awesome food that sparkles ^_^

Sasuke: sparkle ?_? hmmm that doesn't sound like food that my emoness can take

Naruto: umm yeah…let's go then *runs out the window*

Sasuke: *hears a crash* baka chibi *goes out the DOOR*

Kyuubi: I can't believe this crap *wanders cage in chibi form* if the other tailed beasts saw this *growls cutely*

Sasuke: *watches Naruto run around screaming* …how in the kunai did he become a ninja

Naruto: *whacks him with large hammer* I heard that jerk

Sasuke: damn chibi hearing *starts walking as if he owns the street*

Naruto: *jumps on his back* my tiny feet can't keep up *pouts*

Sasuke: Tch w/evs *keeps walking*

28 minutes later

Sasuke: *crawling into Taco Shack of Fab* h-help me

Naruto:…I'm not that heavy

Sasuke: c-can't….b-breath

Naruto: *gets off him* wimpy emo *hops up on the stool*

Random old guy: hey welcome back, thanks to you I've had loads of customers today, even the Hokage came by ^_^

Naruto: ^_^ no problem

Random old guy: so um what's up with the tiny-ness?

Naruto: oh well not sure but hey two taco's with all the sparkles

Sasuke: *climbed up on the stool* food smells…edible

Naruto: that's Sasuke talk for it smells great

Random old guy: an Uchiha…yes I must make these the best taco's ever of course coming right up

2 minutes later

Random old guy: here you go *hands them their tacos*

Sasuke: O_O holy shit they do sparkle

Naruto: I know isn't it awesome *eats taco*

Sasuke: *eats taco*…OMFG its….its perfection *sniffles*

Thus ends Day 5. The Taco Shack is now a sure hit, but what's with Naruto being a Chibi

TLP: please read and review my story for the sake of the children *holds up box of random kids*

Naruto: I am so not fat and for two…where the hell did you get those kids

TLP: people eBay >_>

Sasuke: just wow o-o… and dobe you eat ramen the rest of your life, it may not show but your really heavy

Naruto: grr Teme *grabs hammer*

TLP: hey…that's mine ><

Sasuke: *runs away*

Naruto: *chases him* get back here TEME

Sasuke's Day 5