Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Sasuke and Pals (Mini story) ❯ Sasuke's Day 6 ( Chapter 6 )

A Little Intro

 

Sasuke Uchiha, Konoha's resident prodigy and the last of his clan. He is part of Team 7 which consists of Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura.

His Best friend is Naruto Uzamaki, number one awesome ninja

His potential rapist is Sakura Haruno…nuf said

Kakashi Hatake, number one latest ninja sensei ever

Orochimaru pedophile who wants Sasuke's Body

Kabuto brains of the Oro operation

Tsunade drunk leader of Konoha, yet can magically become sober

Shizune the rock on Tsunade's shoulders

Kiba resident smex god and PETA Ninja

Kyuubi the voice inside Naruto's head

Random old guy the new Taco Vendor

And of course his brother Itachi, pretty boy who models for Hot Topic lol

These are the main people in the everyday life of Sasuke Uchiha

Thoughts

*Actions*

(Author Talking)

Singing

Kyuubi Talking

------ Someone being cut off

 

Sasuke's Day 6

 

The sun rises and soon all have awakened to start a new day in Konoha…

 

Random news guy: This just in on Fake Ninja News…The people of Konoha (Who are important) have all mysteriously turned into chibi's…what could this mean--- This has been Fake Ninja News *vanishes*

 

In the Power Rangers Towner

AKA Hokage Tower

 

Tsunade: *walks atop desk in chibi form* this is horrible all of our well trained ninja's have turned into chibi's

 

Sasuke: *breaks down door with Chibi Fan of Doom* this is an outrage *glares cutely* I can't be emo and taken seriously if….if I'm adorable o~o

 

Kakashi: I agree, it's weird for a chibi to be stoned

 

Shizune: omg y-your not stoned

 

Kakashi: no and it sucks, I've been cold all freakin day

 

Sasuke: who cares this issue is cutting into my emoness

 

Kiba:*runs in and trips over PETA shirt* all my clothes are too big….but my PETA job us going even better…people apparently love chibi's and listen to them about issues ^_^

 

Sakura: whaaaaa *runs in, in chibi form and pushes Kiba out of the way*

 

Shizune: what's wrong with you?

 

Sakura: huh oh nothing now that I've found Sasuke ^_^

 

Sasuke: *moves away* bleh crazy chibi

 

Naruto: *comes in with a blanket* so c-c-cold need stoners gold

 

Kakashi: I feel your pain

 

Sasuke: WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP and pay attention to ME damn it

 

Tsunade: wow emo chibi's sure have issues

 

Everyone: *snickers*

 

Sasuke: *glares and takes out Chibi Fan of Doom* Shut the hell up you idiots

 

Tsunade: I need a drink *hops off table and runs off*

 

Shizune: *sigh* chibi's shouldn't get drunk

 

In The Hidden Couch Lair

AKA Itachi's House

 

Itachi: hmmm seems there's nothing to do….I really need to get a job…I mean how else will I live, despite the fact I'm rich thanks to the Uchiha bank,…. *picks up newspaper* jobs, jobs…clerk nah…work for Orochimaru, hell no… Akatsuki hm lets see chase after kids with animals in them…be emoish, kill people and be antisocial ooo nice outfits well looks like I found my job *vanishes*

 

Back in Kon---

 

Loud screams ring through the town

 

Tsunade: *runs back in her office screaming* T-this is terrible…

 

Shizune: what, what is it ?_?

 

Tsunade: I can't pick up my sake in this form V_V

 

Everyone: -.-#

 

Tsunade: This is an outrage, we must find out who has done this

 

Everyone: YEAH

 

With the Rainbow Lair

AKA Orochimaru Lair

 

Kabuto: *runs in scary room* sit, sir have you seen Fake Ninja News

 

Orochimaru: yea seems that a ramen stand was destroyed in Konoha

 

Kabuto: ok yeah and…

 

Orochimaru: oh PETA ninja's are doing better

 

Kabuto: no you fool, our potion has turned everyone (who's important that is…) into chibi's

 

Orochimaru: huh oh yea I saw some of it…but then a Taco commercial came on

 

Kabuto: wait where's Tocky

 

Orochimaru: oh I ate him

 

Kabuto: O_O# …sir you traded my potion for a taco, you named it Tocky then you ate him

 

Orochimaru: yep ^_^

 

Kabuto: sir we need to go to Konoha and capture Sasuke-kun while he's still defenseless

 

Orochimaru: your right we need to hurry to Konoha since there selling Taco's

 

Kabuto: -.-# right sir

 

Thus ends day 6. All of Konoha has turned into Chibi's. Emo time is ruined. Ninja's can no longer get stoned or drunk and now Itachi is getting a job and Orochimaru-san is craving Taco's. What's going on next?

TLP: Neh read and review please for the sake of the umm…uh oh for the sake of the cell phone *holds up box of cell phones* ^^

 

FNN: If you do you could end up on Fake Ninja News ^_^ *vanishes*

 

Naruto: *panting* heh…heh why is called that hah… anyways

 

TLP:…IDK

 

Kakashi: *popped up* my BFF Jill

 

TLP: <_< right…wheres Sasuke

 

Naruto: I chased him over a cliff

 

TLP: YOU DID WHAT he's part of this story go revive him right now O_O

 

Naruto: With what @_@

 

TLP: IDK go ask someone from Final Fantasy or w/evs

 

Sasuke's Day 6