Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Sasuke and Pals (Mini story) ❯ Sasuke's Day 12 ( Chapter 12 )

A Little Intro

 

Sasuke Uchiha, Konoha's resident prodigy and the last of his clan. He is part of Team 7 which consists of Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura.

His Best friend is Naruto Uzamaki, number one awesome ninja

His potential rapist is Sakura Haruno…nuf said

Kakashi Hatake, number one latest ninja sensei ever

Orochimaru pedophile who wants Sasuke's Body

Kabuto brains of the Oro operation

Tsunade drunk leader of Konoha, yet can magically become sober

Shizune the rock on Tsunade's shoulders

Kiba resident smex god and PETA Ninja

Kyuubi the voice inside Naruto's head

Random old guy the new Taco Vendor

Random news guy the news reported for Fake Ninja news

And of course his brother Itachi, pretty boy who models for Hot Topic lol

These are the main people in the everyday life of Sasuke Uchiha

Thoughts

*Actions*

(Author Talking)

Singing

Kyuubi Talking

------ Someone being cut off

Sasuke's Day 12

Kabuto: *outside Uchiha district* hm I don't sense anyone

Sakura: you're right, random old lady who is really Kabuto, Sasuke-kun isn't here

Kabuto: *jumps away* holy shit… don't just randomly appear like that O_O

Sakura: who are you old lady…and why are you a chibi…you aren't one of the important characters

Kabuto: umm oh hey look a um….oh a chair

Sakura: holy shit really *looks around*

Kabuto: *runs off*

Sakura: *picks up the chair* wow who left this chair right here ?_? wait…where'd that lady go

With Sasuke and Kakashi

Kakashi: so let me get this straight, you're telling me that you have senses….OMFG are you spider-man

Sasuke: …. yes Kakashi I'm freakin spider-man

Kakashi: OMFG that is badass

Sasuke: *sigh*

With Riku and Sherlock

Sherlock: ok so let me get this straight, you're telling me that this isn't butter

Riku: all I said was “I can't believe it's not butter” but its still butter

Sherlock: if its butter then why would you say it's not -_-

Riku:.. >_># *sigh*

Sherlock: hey do you hear something

Riku:…yeah it sounds like a rustle of leaves or so---

Sasuke: *is shoved out the tree* damn you Kakashi *gets up*

Riku/Sherlock: …O_o

Sasuke: now then who the hell are you two

Riku: why the hell should I tell you

Sasuke: cause I'm an Uchiha and right now your trespassing on Konoha lands

Riku: so….

Sasuke: *glares* just tell me who the hell you are

Riku: jeez bossy for a short kid, names Riku, I'm from Destiny Island

Sherlock: and I'---

Riku: no one cares

Sherlock: *sniffles* my mom cares

Sasuke: *looks at the tree* Kakashi for the last time you're not spider-man

Kakashi: *climbs down* aww

Sasuke/Riku: -.-# idiot

Riku: now then where the hell is the key blade

Sasuke: ?_? the what blade

Riku: huh oh sorry it's a giant key…really big

Sasuke: oh….OH that thing yeah it's with the idiot

Riku: Sora?

Sasuke: Who

Riku: nothing >_>

Sasuke: anyways our idiot, Naruto, has the thing and we can't find him

Morgan: damn it I told you already, he isn't in this dimension

Sasuke/Riku: *jump* holy shit damn it stop appearing randomly

Sherlock/Kakashi: ….

Riku: wait why the hell is Morgan Freeman here ?_?

Sasuke: IDK and swear if you say it I'll kill you O_O

Kakashi: .. *quietly* my BFF Jill >->

Sherlock: LOL

Riku/Sasuke: idiots

Riku: ok so the key blade is with this Naruto person

Sasuke: yep

Riku: and he isn't here anymore

Sasuke: yep

Riku: then why the hell are we here lets leave Sherlock--- OMG WTH O_O

Kakashi: *destroyed the machine* it was evil.

Sasuke/Riku/Sherlock: O_O#

Riku: shit were stuck here

Sherlock: I can't believe he killed the machine\

Kakashi: I can't believe it's not butter

Sasuke: o-o# why

In KH World

Sora: ok now how the hell do you know Axel

Naruto: oh we go way back

Axel: yeah we met at an anime convention

Soon flashy waves appear

Sora: *looks around* WTH

Naruto: sshhh he's flashbacking

Inside Axels Flash back 3 years ago

Axel: *dressed up like the red power ranger* man I love a good convention

Naruto: you said it *dressed up like the pink power ranger* ^_^

Axel: dude power rangers awesome

Naruto: hells yeah ^-^

Axel: my name is Axel and you are like my bestest friend

Naruto: names Naruto Uzamaki and you are like so my newest bestest friend too ^^

Axel: so you come here with someone

Naruto: yeah my “friend” Sasuke ^-^

Axel: oh is he a friend “friend”

Naruto: no just a bastard friend

Axel: ummm ok then.

Naruto: so are you with anyone

Axel: yeah just my stupid team

Naruto: *nods* awesome, awesome….wait Sasuke's calling for me, gotta go

Axel: yeah same, nice to meet you

Naruto: ^^ same here, well laters *runs off*

End of Flashback

Axel: …and that's how we met ^^

Sora/Naruto: *playing go fish* huh ?_?

Axel: ^^#

Sora: oh the flash back is over

Axel: yeah…it is o-o#

Sora: well that was a fun story

Axel: *glares*

Sora: ok now that I have my key blade back Riku can come home ^^

Naruto: and I can go back home…ok so how do I get back

Axel/Sora: IDK

Naruto: my BFF Jill

Axel/Sora: LOL

Naruto: then again being here isn't that bad

With Kabuto

Kabuto: heh so I see Naruto is missing, that makes my job easier *runs away*

Thus ends Day 12, what's gonna happen now that Naruto and Riku can't back to their own dimensions, and why hasn't Kyuubi said a word through the entire thing, and dude why does Kakashi continue to think he's Spider-man…and why is it not butter ?_?. Till Next time ^^

TLP: Well this is fun

Itachi: damn it when do I come back

TLP: OMFG will you stop asking me that; you'll come in when I freakin type up more chapters

Sasuke: damn it didn't I already tell you to die *grabs Chibi Fan of doom*

Naruto: …when do I go back to Konoha

TLP: if one more person asks me a “When do I…” question I swear to cookies

Riku: When do I and Sherlock get home…

TLP: *grabs hammer* WTH did I just say #_#

Riku: I see I came in at a bad time *backs away* o-o

Sasuke's Day 12