Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Sasuke and Pals (Mini story) ❯ Sasuke's Day Speical 3: Suki Suki Land ( Chapter 13 )

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Sasuke's Day Special 3: Suki Suki Land

For Today we take a trip in time, a bunch of years into the past to be exact. To when the Akatsuki ran a place called…Suki Suki Land

Kisame: ah today looks like a fine day to open up ^-^ don't you agree Sasori-san

Sasori: hn suppose its an ok day

Hidan: cheer up; even dogma believes these heathens deserve a good day

Kisame:…oh great, Hidan we don't need your religious pep talk

Hidan: *pouts* fine, wasn't gonna give one anyways <-<

Sasori: suuure you weren't…its been quiet

Kisame: we haven't opened yet o-o

Sasori: no I meant Deidara, he should be blowing things up…I'll go check on him

Kisame: you mean you'll go screw him >->

Sasori: ^^ that too *skips away*

In another part of Suki Suki

Kyuubi: I swear brother we will have our freedom

Shukaku: Kyu-kun you've said this over and over…give it a rest already o-o#

Kyuubi: no not until I'm free and once I'm free I'll go attack a village

Shukaku: really which one

Kyuubi: *takes out a map* umm not sure

Shukaku: why the hell would they give us a map 0-0

Kyuubi: huh that Spanish kid who escaped a few years ago….uh Dora yeah she left her map

Shukaku: oh I hear she has a show now ^^

Kyuubi: and it sucks *closes his eyes* now with my super awesome powers I choose *puts his finger on the map and opens his eyes*a village called Konoha….heh nice

Shukaku: well I choose this place *puts his finger on the map* The Sand Village…Suna

Kyuubi: see first steps to freedom ^^

Shukaku: yeah what are the chances we get sealed into a bunch of kids

Kyuubi: ?-? what

Shukaku: huh nothing >->

With the Others

Kisame; *unlocks the gates* ok Suki Suki is now open. ^_^ Welc--- *is trampled by crowd of people* come @_@

Sasori: heh you ok Kisame

Deidara: now if it was an explosion then it would've been a work of art o-o

Hidan/Sasori: <_<….sure

Kisame: *gets up* shut the hell up O_O

Sasori: sure, not our fault you get hurt

Kisame: that's cause you always assign me to open up the gates *_*

Pein: guys stop being idiotic and go manage your stations

Deidara: yay time to make art ^^

Sasori: this time don't blow up any one

Deidara: aww no fun *pouts and walks off*

Sasori: I'll head to the puppet theatre *walks off*

Kisame: to the fish bowl….AWAY *runs off*

Hidan: ^_^ to teach my religion *walks away*

Pein: *grabs him* no go to run the rides…don't need any more lawsuits because of your “teachings”

Hidan: aww no fair, fine I won't educate these heathens

With Kyu and Shu

Kyuubi: at night we make our escape

Shukaku: how do we do that

Kyuubi; we…umm…>-> I'm not exactly sure

Shukaku: *sigh* I'll have the 7 tails think of a plan *walks away*

Kyuubi: b-but….I wanted to make the plan v-v

At the front gates

Tobi: Tch why do I have to be the ticket master…I mean its not fair

Konan: shut up….jeez I have to help too

Tobi: what happened to your origami station

Konan: *glares* someone thought it'd be cute to plant a bomb in my book

Elsewhere

Deidara: *sneezes* whoa someone's mad heh must be Konan ^^ glad to spread my art work to the less fortunate

Random kid: this isn't art; you're just making things explode….like a terrorist O_O

Deidara:….what'd you say O_O#

Random kid: that this ISN”T ART *smirks*

Deidara: *makes clay bird* here hold this for a sec, I'll show you real art

Random kid: *takes the bird* yeah I doubt it

With Sasori

Sasori: *back stage working the puppets* and so then the child takes the bird and BOOM

Suddenly an explosion happens at Deidara's station O_O

Kids: OOOHHHH Awesome ^_^

Sasori: heh :)

Over at Deidara's Station

Deidara: any of you others wanna talk about my art

Kids: o_O

Deidara: *being dragged away* let me go it's the brats fault O_O

Pein: *keeps dragging* your so on probation, this is so gonna get us a lawsuit

With the tailed beasts

Kyuubi: *growls at the people* stupid humans

Shukaku: *shakes his head* can you please stop growling, I'm trying to get some sleep

Kyuubi: Tch you should be making them cower in fear at our awesome power

Shukaku: Kyu-kun were stuck in a cage at an amusement park…think about it

Kyuubi:….shut up *pouts*

Shukaku: the 7 tails has our plans ready, we shall all escape tonight

Kyuubi: *grins* good….good

Shukaku: why'd you say it twice

Kyuubi: to add to the dramatic effect…now I've been thinking maybe I should attack Mist Village

Shukaku: nah don't bother, stick to Konoha…now we need to stay in hiding for at least some few years

Kyuubi: why ?-?

Shukaku: just in case

Kyuubi: *sighed* fine I guess

Shukaku: good ^^

With Tobi and Konan

Tobi: bet it was a kid who got blown up

Konan: more than likely he had his station shut down…hmph serves him right

Tobi: wait here comes some people

Konan: OMG it's the Uchiha's

Tobi: sweet charge them a lot

Konan:…*whacks him on the head* idiots

Itachi: this looks stupid *looks around*

Konan: …*glares*

Fugaku: ignore my son, we'll take 3 tickets

Tobi: *takes money and gives them the tickets*

Konan: hope you have a fun time in Suki Suki ^_^

Itachi: Tch doubt I will

Konan: *glares* brat

Over at the Aquarium

Kisame: now be amazed as my partner is thrown into the tank with man eating sharks ^^

Deidara: wait your gonna what O_O

Kisame: *kicks him into the tank* heh

Audience: *giggles*

Deidara: HOLY SHIT *sees the shark and starts swimming*

Shark: *swims after him*

Kisame: should I let another shark out

Deidara: *hitting the glass* OMFG O_O

Audience: yeah bring out another

Kisame: alright one more comin out *presses button*

Shark 2: *comes out*

Deidara: HOLY SHIT I'm gonna DIE O_o

With Sasori

Sasori: *setting up the next show* hn looks like he was put to work with Kisame

Pein: yep might teach him to now blow people up

Sasori: maybe you should go check on him

Pein: yeah…with that large crowd…he must be getting ki----*cut off by loud explosion* lled…

Sasori :…<_<#

With Itachi

Itachi: great I'm all wet

Deidara: yeah throw me in another tank Kisame and you'll be next O_O

Audience: O_o

Kisame: you blew up my tank…>_>

Pein: damn it Deidara you can't keep blowing things up

Itachi: *chuckles* hah he's getting in trouble *walks off* I'll go ride a roller coaster

Closing Time for Suki Suki

Pein: ok good day, good day except for a few choice people <_< who I won't name instead I'll name the good ones

Deidara: hmph this is lame *sits in Sasori's lap*

Pein: anyways, Konan, Tobi, Sasori, and I were the only good workers today

Hidan: hey wait what about me o-o

Pein: ^_^# you kept pestering about your religion which in turn scared most of the kids

Hidan: Tch stupid whiny brats

Kisame: <_< how did I do bad

Deidara: you through me in a freakin fish tank O_O

Sasori: yeah if Dei-Chan had been hurt, you'd have been killed ^^

Kisame: *scoots away* whatever

Pein: lets hope tomorrow will be even better…Kisame opens up ^^

Kisame: damn it O_O#

With the Tailed Beasts

Shukaku: ok are we all ready to escape

Everyone: of course o-o

Shukaku: remember stay hidden for years once we leave

Kyuubi: yeah,yeah

(Because I didn't exactly come up with a plan <_< lets just say they escaped into the moonlit cookie night)

30 minutes after their escape

Pein: time to feed our main attraction *heads to the cages*…WTF O_O

Konan: *runs out* OMFG WTH happened to the cage

Pein: who cares, the demons got away

Kisame: holy shit didn't see that coming, even though we used bad cages and old sutras, but still

Pein: -.-# shit what are we gonna do

Tobi: IDK

Konan: well we need to think of something

Tobi: I got it…lets all dress up as the demons ^_^

Pein:…that is the dumbest idea ever

Kisame: I got it let's dress up as the tailed beasts

Pein: WTH did I just say O_O#

Tobi: I got it

Pein: I swear to go

Hidan: Dogma ^^

Pein: >_>#

Tobi: let's ask the magic conch *runs off*

Everyone: ….*sigh* <_<

Deidara: as we can see retardation goes a long way

Sasori: agreed

Tobi: *came back* ok got it *_* now then magic conch shell what should we do now *pulls the string*

Everyone: ><#

Conch shell: nothing….

Kisame: ok bull shit

Tobi: do not disrespect the conch O_O

Sasori: that is the last time we let you watch Spongebob

Tobi: aww *pulls the string*

Conch: form the Akatsuki…

Kisame:…the Akatsuki…sounds cool

Tobi: ^^ see told ya it worked *pulls the string*

Conch: wear overcoats with clouds on them

Pein: hm ok then

Kisame: soooo

Pein: yes from now on we are the Akatsuki, and our goals: bring back the demons, use their power to destroy the world O_O

Konan: wait why do we need to destroy the world

Pein: IDK just seemed like something to do

Konan: oookkk then, well we need more members

Pein: yes we do so Kisame go find us our new members

Kisame: Tch fine *walks off* stupid leaders

In the end the demons got away, and now the Akatsuki is formed ^^ what will they do now and really why did they let Tobi watch Spongebob >_>. Thus Ends Sasuke's Day Special 3: Suki Suki Land

TLP: YEP done with this awesome special so please read and review for the sake of my…umm paper *holds up box of paper*

Naruto: WTH I wasn't in this at all o-o

Sasuke: same here I mean WTH is the point on even calling it a Sasuke special if I'm not in it ><

TLP: your brother was …so good enough

Itachi: heh alright ^^

Sasuke:….damn it *chases Itachi*

Naruto/TLP: *watching* o-o# *sigh*

Sasuke's Day Special 3: Suki Suki Land