Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Sasuke and Pals (Mini story) ❯ Sasuke's Day 13 ( Chapter 14 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

A Little Intro

Sasuke Uchiha, Konoha's resident prodigy and the last of his clan. He is part of Team 7 which consists of Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura.

His Best friend is Naruto Uzamaki, number one awesome ninja

His potential rapist is Sakura Haruno…nuf said

Kakashi Hatake, number one latest ninja sensei ever

Orochimaru pedophile who wants Sasuke's Body

Kabuto brains of the Oro operation

Tsunade drunk leader of Konoha, yet can magically become sober

Shizune the rock on Tsunade's shoulders

Kiba resident smex god and PETA Ninja

Kyuubi the voice inside Naruto's head

Random old guy the new Taco Vendor

Random news guy the news reported for Fake Ninja news

And of course his brother Itachi, pretty boy who models for Hot Topic lol

These are the main people in the everyday life of Sasuke Uchiha

Thoughts

*Actions*

(Author Talking)

Singing

Kyuubi Talking

------ Someone being cut off

Sasuke's Day 13

Sasuke: ok we now have an issue

Riku: I agree O_O

Sasuke/Riku: where the hell did you get such awesome hair products ^_^

Sherlock/Kakashi/Morgan: WTH O_o

Morgan: we have a serious problem and all you want to do is talk about hair

With Axel, Naruto and Sora

Naruto: I miss the teme; I really need to get home

Sora: Don't worry Axel is on the case to find a way to get you home

Axel: wait why should I help, I'm the bad guy

Sora: just do it or I'll kick your ass

Axel: <_< right on the case ^^ *runs off*

Naruto: so what now ?_?

Sora: um wanna go draw on a rock

Naruto: sure ^^

In the land of Sand

Garra: heh from what I've seen and heard, it looks like there's trouble in Konoha

Temari: isn't there always something going on there…

Garra:…yeah true, but we shall offer our awesome help

Temari: why…

Garra: cause Naruto-kun is missing -.-#

Temari: so….

Garra: damn it just get Kankuro ready to leave

Temari: Tch fine *walks off*

Garra: muhahahahahaha *grabs stereo and plays creepy bad guy music* ahahahah

Kankuro: WTH is that noise ….O-o

Temari: huh oh must be Garra having an evil moment

With Orochimaru and Kabuto

Kabuto: Sir I've located Sasuke and got some good information ^^

Orochimaru: *asleep cuddling his Sasuke plushy* Z-z

Kabuto :…<_< *takes out a trumpet and starts to play it*

Orochimaru: *falls out of bed screaming* WTF O_O

Kabuto: oh good your up *hides the trumpet*

Orochimaru: b-but the….and the

Kabuto: yeah….I've found Sasuke and got news

Orochimaru: *hides Sasuke plushy* ok let's hear it

Kabuto: -.-# anyways, it seems Naruto has gone missing

Orochimaru: OMG my birthday wish has come true ^^

Kabuto: >_> he's not dead

Orochimaru: v-v aww, so now that he's missing we can now capture Sasuke ^_^ and then my master plan will be completed

Kabuto: so um what's the plan again

Orochimaru: simple make Sasuke accept my body ^^

Kabuto: *twitches*…

Orochimaru: what ?_?

Kabuto: oh god *runs to the bathroom*

Orochimaru: >_>

With Sasuke's House

Sasuke: *sneezes* bleh someone's talking about raping me

Sherlock: WTH o-o…umm yeah, with this super technology …it should take 3 days to make the machine

Riku: is this 3 days on screen or off

Sherlock: off duh

Riku: oh good ^^…I wonder if Sora is ok without me around

Back in KH World

Sora: damn this is fun ^^ *raises up the key blade*

Naruto: LOL I know now die *stabs the small papier-mâché Orochimaru*

Sora: so this guy is after um….Sasuke is it?

Naruto: yep he's a total perv, trying to claim my Sasuke's body o-o

Sora: and does Sasuke like you

Naruto: yeah totally…I mean as much as any emo person could love

Sora: but isn't he always after his brother

Naruto: yea but its cool me and Itachi are buds, and its not like Sasuke is gonna go to Orochimaru for power and leave his bestest buddy behind ^_^ that'd be silly

Sora:….your friends with Sasuke's enemy

Naruto: yep

Kyuubi: retard

Naruto: Shut up Kyu

Sora: Kyu….what ?_?

Naruto: no sorry it's the voice in my head

Sora: ummm ok then *scoots away*

With Itachi and Kisame

Itachi: ok so Kisame what's the plan

Kisame: to kill O_O

Itachi:…ok here's the plan we'll hit Konoha first and capture the nine tails

Kisame: and then we kill ^^

Itachi: *sigh* yes then we kill

Kisame: YAY ^U^ murder

Itachi: <_< right *starts walking*

Thus ends Day 13, er what will happen now that Itachi and Kisame are making there way into the screen, and dude what was up with Kabuto…that and Riku and Sasuke

TLP: yay another chapter done so Please Read and Review for the sake of nothing *holds up nothing*

Sasuke: whoo so proud *tosses confetti* -.-

TLP: wow your enthusiasm amazes me

Naruto: see what I have to deal with

Itachi: lol

TLP: Itachi shouldn't you be with Kisame

Kisame: present ^_^

TLP: >_> ok then well yo

Sasuke's Day 13