Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Sasuke and Pals (Mini story) ❯ Sasuke's Day 14 ( Chapter 15 )

A Little Intro

 

Sasuke Uchiha, Konoha's resident prodigy and the last of his clan. He is part of Team 7 which consists of Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura.

His Best friend is Naruto Uzamaki, number one awesome ninja

His potential rapist is Sakura Haruno…nuf said

Kakashi Hatake, number one latest ninja sensei ever

Orochimaru pedophile who wants Sasuke's Body

Kabuto brains of the Oro operation

Tsunade drunk leader of Konoha, yet can magically become sober

Shizune the rock on Tsunade's shoulders

Kiba resident smex god and PETA Ninja

Kyuubi the voice inside Naruto's head

Random old guy the new Taco Vendor

Random news guy the news reported for Fake Ninja news

Garra the kazekage of Suna, also holder of Shukaku

Temari, Garra's older sis, and wielder of the FAN

Kankuro, Garra's older brother, he be the puppet Master

And of course his brother Itachi, pretty boy who models for Hot Topic lol

These are the main people in the everyday life of Sasuke Uchiha

Thoughts

*Actions*

(Author Talking)

Singing

Kyuubi Talking

------ Someone being cut off

Sasuke's Day 14

Sherlock: after 3 days off screen I have no created the dimension ring ^_^

Everyone: ooohhh

Sasuke: so now you guys can get back h----HOLY SHIT O_O

Kabuto: *comes out of the shadows* Sasuke we've come for you ….

Sasuke: oh thank god….its just Kabuto >->

Kabuto:…well ouch, way to help my self esteem v-v

Tsunade: no one cares

Shizune: you guys ate the tacos <_<

Orochimaru: *comes out of the shadows* Sasuke give me your body *plays Gimmie More by Britney Spears*

Everyone: *twitches*

Orochimaru: what ?_?

Sasuke: oh god….the images o-O

Kabuto: that appeared….

Sherlock: with that song

Everyone: and those words EW x-x

Riku: are you Michael Jackson O_O

Orochimaru: wha…why does everyone ask me that v-v

Random News Guy: it seems the criminal of the Chibi Crisis has shown his evil pedo face….This has been Fake ninja News *vanishes*

Kiba: why the hell do we have a news guy

Sasuke: yeah I've been wondering that myself

Kabuto I guess its to keep us all in the loop

Sasuke: hm yeah I guess….so where were we again

Kiba: *looks at script* ummm Orochimaru wanting your body

Sasuke: oh ok….ahem you'll never have my body O-O

Orochimaru: *sniffles* b-but why….I just want to have your body

Riku: dude WTF is wrong with you

Orochimaru:…OMFG I want your body o_O

Riku: *backs up*…

Sasuke: hey I thought you wanted me -.-#

Orochimaru: you are so last ten seconds ago

Riku: Sherlock the ring

Sherlock: let's get out of here *tosses Riku a ring*

Orochimaru: no my pale haired lover OoO

Riku/Sherlock: *vanish*

Orochimaru: aww guess its back to Sasuke >_>

Sasuke: hell no after you dropped me like so 2 cent whore….and Kakashi if you comment I will KILL YOU O_O

Kakashi: aww v-v

Kiba: I say we kick his ass right Morgan

Morgan: violence solves nothing >>

Kabuto: shut up you dried two cent god

Morgan: o-o#.....kick their ass -.-#

Orochimaru: time for plan: get the hell outta here *knocks out Sasuke*

Kabuto: *grabs him and runs off* so long SUCKERS

Kakashi:….wow we so totally let them leave with Sasuke <-<

Kiba: so what now….should we save him

Tsunade: he was emo anyways….he'll be fine

With Riku and Sherlock

Riku: ok where the hell are we now ?_?

Sherlock: ya know I have no idea…it isn't an anime

Riku: good job, you've gotten us lost…again >_> why the hell is it so bright

Dora: Hola I'm Dora

Riku: WTH ?_? is that

Dora: Como estas?

Riku: what the hell is she saying o-o

Sherlock: I'm a Brit so no clue

Riku: ok only one way to handle this *takes out flame thrower* DIE evil spirit O_O

Sherlock: o_O OMFG you just killed a little girl

Riku: she was using spells on us <-<

Sherlock: you just killed a LITTLE girl O_O

Riku: lets just go >> before people show up

Boots: Dora I'm….OMG Dora you killed Dora

Riku: crap a witness…*takes out flame thrower* die evil monkey muhahahahahaha

Sherlock: OMFG you killed a monkey OoO

Riku: he was a witness and just shut up and lets go

Sherlock: …<_< *vanishes*

Riku: *vanishes*

With Naruto, Sora and Axel

Axel: I've done it, I've made the cake ^_^

Naruto/Sora: WTH

Naruto: you're supposed to make something for me to get home with

Axel: b-but I want cake v-v

Naruto: *sigh* fine

Kyuubi: grr this is all stupid, kick his ass till he makes the machine

Naruto: Kyu chill we'll go home soon

Suddenly in a blinding light made of cookies….Riku and Sherlock Form

Riku: holy shit were back

Sora: *glomps him* yay RIKU ^^

Sherlock: well done chaps

Axel: whatever time to take you home *drags him away*

Riku:…who the hell is that *points at Naruto*

Sora: huh oh my friend Naruto

Riku: eh…Naruto…Naruto oh yeah you're the other idiot

Naruto: who are you calling an idiot -.-#

Kyuubi: obviously the only idiot is you

Riku: huh oh no that's what this guy …Sasuke was it, yeah that's what he called you

Naruto: you were in Konoha o-o

Riku: yeah strange place, anyways how the hell did you get here ?_?

Naruto: the key thing brought me back here

Riku: o-o# so….we did all that searching just for the damn thing to be brought back ><#

Sora: but how is Naruto gonna get home

Riku: Tch idiot simple, use the ring *tosses him the dimension ring*

Kyuubi: hurry up so we can leave

Naruto: will you shut up already *puts on the ring*

Riku: ?_? what

Sora: he has voices in his head >>

Naruto: it's been fun but now its time for me to go on home to Kansas ^^

Kyuubi:….we live in Konoha idiot

Riku:…oh Naruto before you the r---

Naruto: *vanishes*

Riku: the ring lands in random places >_>

Sora: ummm what now

Riku: I doubt we'll be in this fic any more so doesn't matter <_<

Right now in Suna

Random Person: time to sing a song *takes a deep breath*

Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place
Where the caravan camels roam
Where they cut off your ear
If they don't like your face
It's barbaric, but hey, it's home

When the wind's from the east
And the sun's from the west
And the sand in the glass is right
Come on down
Stop on by
Hop a carpet and fly
To another Arabian ---

Garra: *hit him with a hammer* hey this is Suna you sing the Suna National Anthem O_O you got that

Random Person: x-x r-right sir *falls to the ground out cold*

Kankuro: was it really that serious

Garra: yes this is not freakin Aladdin

20 minutes later

Garra: heh after our off screen 3 day journey we made it to the gates of Suna ^^

Temari: yeah village hidden in the desert great location

Garra: now that we have made it to the gates…we can now truly begin our journey to Konoha

Thus ends day 14. Riku has made it back home but what's gonna happen now that Sasuke is kidnapped and where will Naruto be now that he has left the KH world…and why would Riku kill Dora ?_?

TLP: Please read and Review ^_^ for the sake of the I killed Dora Foundation *holds up donation box*

Sasuke: O_O wow…. And dude why do I have to be kidnapped

TLP: because I want you to o-o duh

Itachi: aww then who is gonna amuse me v-v

Naruto: I will as soon as I get back

Kyuubi: morons I swear sometimes

Naruto: Kyu stop being a grouch

TLP: Naru you really need to stop talking to yourself

Garra: yeah least till Shukaku comes in

TLP: eh I might not let you have him

Garra: what you better O_O

TLP: don't threaten me O_O#

Kakashi: $_$ money

TLP: ?_?

Itachi: @_@ dizzy

TLP: WTH are you talking about ?_?

Sasuke's Day 14