Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Sasuke and Pals (Mini story) ❯ Sasuke's Day 15 and 16 ( Chapter 16 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

A Little Intro

Sasuke Uchiha, Konoha's resident prodigy and the last of his clan. He is part of Team 7 which consists of Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura.

His Best friend is Naruto Uzamaki, number one awesome ninja

His potential rapist is Sakura Haruno…nuf said

Kakashi Hatake, number one latest ninja sensei ever

Orochimaru pedophile who wants Sasuke's Body

Kabuto brains of the Oro operation

Tsunade drunk leader of Konoha, yet can magically become sober

Shizune the rock on Tsunade's shoulders

Kiba resident smex god and PETA Ninja

Kyuubi the voice inside Naruto's head

Random old guy the new Taco Vendor

Random news guy the news reported for Fake Ninja news

Garra the kazekage of Suna, also holder of Shukaku

Temari, Garra's older sis, and wielder of the FAN

Kankuro, Garra's older brother, he be the puppet Master

And of course his brother Itachi, pretty boy who models for Hot Topic lol

These are the main people in the everyday life of Sasuke Uchiha

Thoughts

*Actions*

(Author Talking)

Singing

Kyuubi Talking

------ Someone being cut off

Sasuke's Day 15

Naruto: *looked around* where the hell am I ?_?

Kyuubi: this place looks really creepy

Naruto: oh come on don't tell me the great Fox Demon is scared…wait a minute…I'm not a chibi any more o-o hells yeah score one for me ^_^

Kyuubi: Thank the gods

Naruto: yes now I can get stoned again

Kyuubi:…damn it o-o#

Naruto: it's really dark here…*looks in a mirror that was magically there* dude when did I change into this bad ass leather trench coat

Kyuubi: I really don't think we should stay =.=

Naruto: oh come on have a little fun Kyu

Kyuubi: umm yeah about this Kyu thi---

Naruto: oh lets go over there *runs off*

Kyuubi: /-/ why am I stuck with such an idiot

Agent Smith: Good evening Mr.Anderson

Naruto: Holy Shit O_O when did you get…wait who the hell is Mr. Anderson

Trinity: Neo we need to get out of here

Naruto: O-o whoa wait what the hell…who is Neo… where the hell am I ?o?

Oracle: Naruto…you are the ONE

Naruto: …the one what ?_?

Oracle: you are the ONE

Naruto: the one WHAT =.=#

Kyuubi: OMG its like two idiots…please can we just leave

Naruto: no not until I know the one thing

Kyuubi:…*sigh*

Trinity: Neo get down *takes out a gun and shoots three bullets*

Naruto: HOLY SHIT *bends backwards in overexgerated slow motion* why the hell am I moving so slow o-o

Kyuubi: we should just leave

Naruto: my back hurts x-x *vanishes*

Oracle: he was…not the ONE ^^

Back in Konoha

Sakura: grr I can't believe you idiots lost Sasuke

Kiba: and Naruto

Sakura: yea that idiot too…grr we need to get Sasuke back so he can love me ^^

Kiba:…and Naruto o-o

Sakura: whatever

Tsunade: we need to spilt off, one team go retrieve Sasuke the other to stay and figure a way to find Naruto

Sakura: *jumps up and down* oh me, me I'll go save Sasuke ^_^

Shizune:…that might not be a g---

Tsunade: fine you can go

Shizune: good…idea *sigh*

Tsunade: ok so Sakura, Kakashi and Kiba will go save Sasuke

Shizune: me, Tsunade and Morgan wil lstay here

Garra: we will also help ^_^

Shizune: how the hell did you get here…where are the ANBU guards

Temari: heh there a bit “busy* at the moment

Shizune: OMFG O_O you killed them didn't you

Temari: wait what…no there busy saving an old lady from a cat

Shizune: oh…how did you get here

Garra: we would've been here sooner but we got caught by the Negotiator

Random Girls: Priceline Negotiator

Everyone: =_=#

With orochimaru, Kabuto and Sasuke

Kabuto: sir I can't believe we took Sasuke

Orochimaru: I can't believe its not butter

Kabuto:…*sigh* anyways we shall take him back to our base, train him in evil awesome jutsu's that will one day kill us ^_^

Orochimaru: that doesn't sound like a smart plan…we could just make him our weak, cute pet ^^

Kabuto: no first plan is better

Orochimaru: but the—

Kabuto: first plan o-o

Orochimaru: oh fine, we'll go with that…glad I thought of it ^^

Kabuto: but…

Orochimaru: yep my awesome plan

Kabuto: *sigh*

Back with naruto and Kyuubi

Naruto: dude…we are so floating man

Kyuubi: when did you get stoned -.-#

Naruto: no clue bit it feels good…heh I so want some ramen right now

Kyuubi: how in the kunai did you become a ninja

Naruto: that's the same thing Sasuke said…holy shit I think something happened to him

Kuwabara: see told ya I sensed a demon

Kurama: actually I'm the on---

Kuwabara: yep all thanks to me

Hiei:…idiot…now then demon who are you

Naruto: hey Kyu I think there talking to you

Hiei: who the hell is he talking to

Yusuke: damn it kuwabara don't just run off with the others when I'm being almost raped by Keiko

Naruto: *slowly moving away* I think we should leave

Kyuubi: oh so now you want to leave -.-#

Naruto: well so far these other worlds are weird

Yusuke: who are you talking to ?_?

Naruto: ummm bye ^^ *vanishes*

Inside Sasuke's Mind (and no it isn't all emo, despair and makes you wanna off yourself)

Priest: do you Sasuke take Sakura as your wife

Sasuke: @_@ do I take wh oas my what

Priest: Sakura….as…your wife o.O

Sasuke: X-x *passed out*

Sakura:…we'll take that as a yes ^^

Priest: no…I think we should wait

Naruto: ha even in his dreamsyou still don't win o-o

Kakashi: dude why are we all here

Itachi: yeah even I'm in his dreams

Naruto:…no I think this is one of his nightmares

Sakura: how is it a nightmare…he's getting married to me

Everyone:….*crikets chirping*

Naruto: yeah that just proves it

Sakura: O_O#

Naruto: if he's marrying you and Itachi is here then tis a nightmare

Kakashi: shouldn't we be worried

Itachi: nah I mean all he did was faint

Kakashi: yeah but he's been out for a good amount of time

Sakura: maybe a kiss of love will wake him up

Itachi:…ok Naruto go kiss him

Sakura/Naruto: WTH ?_?#

Sakura: why the hell is Naruto kissing him…Sasuke is my true love

Itachi: *cracked up laughing* hahahahahaha….*stops laughing* oh wait you were serious

Sakura: -.-#

Naruto: *blushing*

Sakura: hmph fine Naruto Kiss him

Naruto: I'd rather not

Kakashi: kiss him or else

Naruto: or else what

Itachi: no more Bleach

Naruto: O_O y-you sick bastards…fine I'll kiss him, but only to save Bleach

Kakashi: *takes out camcorder*

Naruto: #_# *goes over to Sasuke* stupid bastard

Sasuke: x-x#...*twitches*

Naruto: *leans down*

Priest: *plays romantic music*

Naruto:….o-o#

Itachi: *takes out some popcorn* you can do IT *_*

Naruto: o-o## (closes his eyes and kisses him*

Kakashi: *keeps recording* I smell a Disney Classic

Sasuke: *opens his eyes*…^^

Sakura: what the fudge ripple ice cream O_O Bull Shit

Itachi: heh that was funn “Sasuke is my true love” heh classic

Naruto: *pulled away blushing*…

Sasuke: *sits up and looks around*…WTH are you people doing in my dreams O_O##

Everyone: =_=##

Sasuke: get the hell out my dreams

Outside of the dreamland

Kabuto: I think Sasuke is having a seziure

Orochimaru: what makes you say that

Kabuto:…well for one he's twitching and foaming at the mouth

Orochimaru: come on he's emo…this is just a way to get attention

Sasuke: x-x *foaming at the mouth*

Thus ends Day 15, seems Naruto is getting ever closer to getting home..but is he really the ONE and what did Sasuke eat before getting kidnapped tsk tsk…well as we can see things are getting badass for the Naru crew

A Little Intro

Sasuke Uchiha, Konoha's resident prodigy and the last of his clan. He is part of Team 7 which consists of Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura.

His Best friend is Naruto Uzamaki, number one awesome ninja

His potential rapist is Sakura Haruno…nuf said

Kakashi Hatake, number one latest ninja sensei ever

Orochimaru pedophile who wants Sasuke's Body

Kabuto brains of the Oro operation

Tsunade drunk leader of Konoha, yet can magically become sober

Shizune the rock on Tsunade's shoulders

Kiba resident smex god and PETA Ninja

Kyuubi the voice inside Naruto's head

Random old guy the new Taco Vendor

Random news guy the news reported for Fake Ninja news

Garra the kazekage of Suna, also holder of Shukaku

Temari, Garra's older sis, and wielder of the FAN

Kankuro, Garra's older brother, he be the puppet Master

And of course his brother Itachi, pretty boy who models for Hot Topic lol

These are the main people in the everyday life of Sasuke Uchiha

Thoughts

*Actions*

(Author Talking)

Singing

Kyuubi Talking

------ Someone being cut off

Sasuke's Day 16

Kabuto: ok sir I really think something's wrong with Sasuke…

Sasuke: *hanging from a tree* heh I'm the dark emo spider man (If you haven't seen Spiderman 3 then this might not make sense)

Orochimaru: again just an emo asking for attention

Kabuto: I think that hit affected his brain -.-

Orochimaru: OMG fine then just hit him again or something

Kabuto: yes sir *grabs wooden plank*…

Inside the Power Rangers Tower

Tsunade: ok now then we contact each other via ninja chat zone

Everyone; right ^^

Tsunade: then lets spilt up then, Team Sake to the PETANinja's lair *starts walking*

Shizune:….*sigh*

Morgan: *follows with the others*

Sakura: ok team cherry lets go save Sasuke ^_^

Everyone who's left:… =.= *follows her out of Konoha*

Kankuro: why do we have a stupid name

Kakashi: because our leader is issued

Sakura: O_O# I heard that

Kiba: well it's true

Sakura: keep this up and I'll make ye walk the plank

Kiba: dude were ninja's not pirates -.-

Sakura: think again matey

Kiba: *looks down* O_O WTH when did I change clothes *is now wearing a pirate outfit*

Kakashi: ummm yeah when did we get a chip ?_?

Sakura: damn it stop questioning the laws of anime…things have always been like this, so Kakashi go steer the ship, Kiba get to the crows nest and Kankuro…map out our course

Kakashi: umm sure why not *walks off*

Kiba: why do I have to go up there *pouts*

Kankuro: for that matter how do you expect a chibi to steer this chip

Sakura: your right…Kankuro you being the only normal sized person will go steer the ship

Kankuro:…Tch fine *walks off*

Sakura: heheh soon my love, once I save you you'll see that we were meant to be heheheheh

Kiba: *steps back* someone has mental stalker issues *takes the elevator up to the crows nest*

With Team Sake

Garra: really can't believe you lost both the emo and my Naruto

Temari: I'm still trying to figure out why were here

Tsunade: is it really that hard to figure out…

Garra: because Naruto is in danger…I don't care much for the emo

Shizune: ok we need to get the computers ready

Morgan: *setting up the computer*

Shizune: so Batman doesn't mind us using his equipment

Morgan: oh Alfred is covering for me…so its all good ^^

Tsunade: good….good =u=

Garra: *plays creepy bad guy music* muhahahahahaha

Everyone: O_O ummm

Garra: what ?_?

Tsunade: umm yeah anyways everyone on to the Ninja room ^^

On the Ninja Chat Zone

SakeLover, Shizu-Chan and SasuLover have logged in

SasuLover: hey what's going on there, you guys find that idiot

Shizu-Chan: nope not yet…you guys get to Sasuke

SasuLover: umm no the sea be a treacherous gal

SakeLover:…umm yeah

PETAChibi, Stoned2DaMax, OroWantsURBody and Ramen4Life have logged in

SakeLover: Naruto WTF where the hell are you O_O

PETAChibi: yeah were all looking for you

Ramen4life: yeah I'm not sure where I am…nut I'm lost

Stoned2DaMax: Orochimaru why the hell are you on

OroWantsURBody: I'm lonely v-v

Stoned2DaMax:…

SasuLover: just wait you creepy pedo, were coming for Sasuke

Ramen4Life: whoa what happened to Sasuke O_O

Stoned2DaMax: he got kidnapped by Orochimaru

OroWantsURBody: ^_^ yep and soon I will have his body

Ramen4life:…WTH were you guys doing…did you just let him kidnap Sasuke

PETAChibi:….=.=

Stoned2DaMax:…

Ramen4Life: -.-#

SasuLover: don't worry; I'm on my way to save Sasuke

Ramen4Life: really…really you guys =.=

Stoned2DaMax andRamen4Life and Shizu-Chan have logged off

Off the Chat Zone…with Naruto

Kyuubi: so the emo was kidnapped

Naruto: yep by Orochimaru…this means only one thing

Kyuubi: that we have to leave him be ^^ and take over the world

Naruto: no…we have to save him duh

Kyuubi: in case you haven't noticed we aren't in any position to save anyone

Naruto: what makes you say that *is tied up and being carried through the jungle*

Kyuubi: o-o##

With Team Pedo

Orochimaru: ha like they can find my ultra cool secret hideout

Kabuto: sir were hiding in a bush o-o

Orochimaru: yep ultra secret hide out ^^

Sasuke: *sits up* x-x oh god what the hell hit me

Orochimaru: a spear ^^

Sasuke: *twitches* WTF how did I get here

Kabuto: we kidnapped you

Orochimaru: yes so we can have your body

Kabuto: +.+ whoa that just you not me

Sasuke: *scooting away* don't think my idiots will stand for this

Kabuto: ya know they basically let us take you

Orochimaru: besides we have something you want *smirks*

Sasuke: such as…I mean listen I'm rich, good looking, and women already have a fan club in my honor…what could you possibly have that I already have

Orochimaru: love and friendship ^o^

Kabuto/Sasuke: -.p##

Sasuke: already have that idiot

Kabuto: *smirks* then how about power…to defeat your brother

Sasuke: no tha--- wait what power ?_?

Kabuto: like I said power to defeat your brother

Orochimaru: yeah we'll train you to be the ONE

Random person: *runs in* There can be only ONE O-O *runs off*

Neo: *comes in* yeah and that one is ME O_O *vanishes*

Everyone:….o_O

Orochimaru: anyways we'll train you to be powerful, try to take over your body and force you to be more emo and antisocial

Sasuke: hmm more emo you say…oh yeah and the power ^^ yes I'll do it

Kabuto: wow seriously I mean you're leaving your home and everything

Sasuke: so…more emo

Kabuto: loved ones…friends o-o

Sasuke: more EMO o-o

Orochimaru: then its settled now sign this contract…in your BLOOD ^^ 8holds out contract*

Sasuke: yeah, yeah *signs the contract*

Kabuto: *takes it* ok things look to be in order

Orochimaru: *grabs Sasuke and bites his neck* mmm fruity

Sasuke: HOLY SHIT WTF O_O

Kabuto: ^^ part of the contract

Sasuke:…I feel it -.- the power of the EMO OuO

Kabuto: ummm yeah let's go then

Thus ends Day 16. Sasuke has now joined the bad guys….Sakura has become crazy with wanting to save her true love…and now Naruto is even more kidnapped

TLP: OMFG this took sooo long to type up…my arm hurts

Sasuke: that's your own fault for combining the days

TLP: O_O# shut up *grabs hammer and drops it* whaaa too heavy to hold

Itachi: hey when am I coming back in *pouts*

Kakashi: for that matter what's up with all the people coming in

TLP: damn it stop questioning me O_O

Naruto: *still tied up* aren't you forgetting something o-o

TLP: oh your right…ahem please read and review for the sake of my arm *holds up box of arms*

Naruto: …o-o# I didn't mean that…untie my damn it

Sasuke: *picks him up* umm not just yet *runs off with Naruto*

TLP/Itachi/Kakashi: o-o….umm ok well please read and review ^_^

Sasuke's Day 15-16