Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Sasuke and Pals (Mini story) ❯ Sasuke's Day Speical 4: A Day in the WLSFC ( Chapter 17 )

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Sasuke's Day Special 4: A Day in the WLSFC

Today we shall take special notice in a very special club where fangirls, rapists, and yes stalkers alike can take refuge for one mans love, a man of epic status. That man of course is Sasuke Emo Uchiha

Sakura: ah I can't wait, today is another day to admire Sasuke-kun from afar ^o^

Ino: Tch idiot we have a meeting today *rolls her eyes*

Sakura: aww v-v that's true *sighs* another time my love

Ino: besides like Sasuke wants to see bill board brow, when he has sexy me to stare at

Sakura: ha like he cares for Ino-pig *smirks*

Ino: hmph you're the pig *runs off*

Sakura: grr get back here O_O *runs after her*

Elsewhere in the Land of Emoy Goodness

AKA SASUKE LAND

Sasuke: *sneezes*

Naruto: you're not blessed

Sasuke: tha---damn it stop doing that

Naruto: ahahahah all the time

Sasuke: just cook breakfast dobe

Naruto: hmph teme

Back with Sakura and Ino

Ino: were here an entire building dedicated to my Sasuke ^_^

Sakura: *panting* y-your….Sa-Sasuke heh….as if

Ino: heh Sasuke isn't gonna want a girl who can't even run ^o^

Sakura:… O_O *heads inside*

Ino: heh one for me and negative one for bill board brow *follows her inside*

Random entrance guard: stop in the name of Sasu love, those who don't believe in our emo god may not enter

Sakura; and I am willing to chase my emo till the ends of time ^^

Ino: and I as well ^^

Random entrance guard: *smirks* then welcome to heaven *opens the doors*

(Now I will describe this room in simple words…..its covered in the Uchiha family crest, random pictures of Sasuke - that professional Sasuke stalkers took- pieces of Sasuke's clothing….basically its just Sasuke lover heaven)

Ino: *puts on cloak with Sasuke's face on it* oh it's good to be in the safe home ^o^

Sakura: agreed….omg look it's May and Dawn

Ino: OMFG really OoO

Dawn: hey fellow Sasuke lovers ^-^

Ino/Sakura: *hyperventilating* ….

May: Dawn what'd you do =.=

Dawn: I didn't do anything o_O omg calm down

Sakura: OMFG its May *faints* x-x

Dawn:…*looks at May*

May: shit dude every time we come to these meetings it's like this

Ino: *calms down* ok I'm good now

Dawn: that's good….looks like your friend fainted

Ino: heh that's cause bill board brow can't handle a thing

Sakura: *jumps up* I can so handle anything O_O

Dawn/May: *move back* oooo sounds like a challenge

Ino: oh it is *smirks*

Sakura: bring it on Ino-pig

Ino: oh its already brought *holds up a box* see I brought it ^_^

Sakura:….right *takes slip of paper from the box*

Ino: well read it

Sakura: O_O get a lock of hair from Sasuke

Everyone in the room, and even those in outer space who are Sasuke fan girls: *le gasp* that….that OMFG *faint* x-x

Ino: no one can complete that challenge

Dawn: yeah not even I or May could do it

Sakura: *bits her lip* well I'm the ultimate Sasuke fan girl….so I will get a lock of his hair *grins with awesome glowing background of utter awesomeness*

May: *sniffles* so….so brave and inspiring

Dawn: yeah go for it girlfriend ^_^ you can so totally do it

Sakura: hells yeah I can *runs out the building*

May: she is soo gonna fail -.-

Everyone: yep =.=

In the Home of Emo

AKA SASUKE'S HOUSE

Naruto: you've been sneezing all day non stop

Misty: probably cause it's a WLSFC meeting today

Sasuke: sh-shut up *sneezes* damn girls

Naruto: well jeez don't get mad

Misty: get glad…trash bags that is

Naruto: LOL

Sasuke: -.-# shut the hell up

Misty: jeez you're mean

Naruto: see what I mean

Sasuke: *glares* I will kill you both o-o

Misty/Naruto: *scoot back*

Sasuke: wait….my stalker fangirl senses are tingling

Naruto: the what ?_?

Sasuke:…*sigh* idiot

Misty: *takes out poke ball* do we need to worry

Sasuke: probably not ^_^ I've got traps set up all around the mansion

Misty/Naruto: we know o-o#

Outside the house

Sakura: why the hell does he have this many freakin traps *pulls herself out of a hole* god damn traps

Back inside of the Darkness

Naruto: *making tea and look outside the window*…dudes its Sakura

Sasuke: not surprised -.-

Misty:…wow it looks like she's making it through the traps

Sasuke:…damn it

Naruto: hey Sasuke should we be worried

Sasuke: about….

Misty: oh I don't know, maybe the fact that girl has a freakin CHAINSAW

Sasuke:….O_O

Naruto: *hears the chainsaw* ummm maybe we should hide

Misty: knew the day would come when fangirl love would turn into crazy killer love

Naruto: then we need to hide *grabs the tea and runs off*

Sasuke: -.-# idiot *follows*

Misty: crazy girl *hides in the pantry*

Naruto: omg….omg I don't know where to hide

Sasuke: *ran past him* tch sucks to be you then dobe

Naruto: *threw a cup of tea at him* shut the hell up teme

Outside in Crazy Town

Sakura: must get lock of HAIR *starts the chainsaw* @_@ muhahahahahaha *uses chainsaw to break down the door*

Inside Food Land with Misty

Misty: *hiding inside of a large cereal box* ^u^ no ones gonna find me here *eats some cereal* yum the taste you can see

With Naruto…and Sasuke

Sasuke: damn it thanks to you were trapped….in the freakin bathroom

Naruto: hey not my fault…you're the one always teasing me -.-#

Kyuubi: you two are so gonna die ^^

Naruto: baka if I die the you die as well

Kyuubi: oh yeah that's right….damn

Sasuke: will you shut up Naruot…jeez

Naruto: look who's talking O_O##

Sasuke: *tapes his mouth shut*

Naruto: OxO….

With Sakura and the undercover sistah Misty

Sakura: *looks around the kitchen* where could my emo lover be *carrying scissors and an axe*

Misty: *stays hidden in the pantry* holy mother poke ball shit this girl is carrying scissors o_o

Sakura: *chops up the table* come out come out wherever you are my love @_@

Misty: O_O she has weapons OMFG I am going to die

Sakura: *slams axe on a bottle of ketchup*….ew now its on the axe…better clean it off in the bathroom

Misty: she killed something….X_X *fainted*

With the bathroom Duo

Sasuke: she's in the house…better not have broken anything

Naruto: were about to be killed and all you care about is material things… OxO

Sasuke: ok I'm going to let you go, so shut the hell up got it

Naruto: *nods*

Sasuke: good *moves away*

Naruto: *rips the tape off* freakin ouch, we are so gonna die -.-

Sasuke: we are not gonna die, jeez so dramatic

Naruto: well Misty is gonna die

Sasuke: yeah pretty much

Naruto:…omg did you hear that

Sasuke: yeah sounds like my table being chopped up O_O##

Naruto: O_O###....

Sasuke: what ?_?

Naruto:….something's coming this way o-o

Sasuke: shit we need to hide *jumps in the shower*

Naruto: *follows and closes the curtain* Sasu-kun….if we die then there's something I need to tell you *blushes* I just don't know how to say it

(Can just see the yaoi fangirls minds coming up with perverted ideas)

Sasuke: omg this is the moment Naruto it's ok, I know already *grabs his hand* and I feel the same way

Naruto: wow so you're ok with me selling pictures of you on eBay

Sasuke: *drops his hands*….O_O#

Naruto: heh heh surprise ^^*

Sasuke: *grabs shampoo bottle and whacks him on the head*…sshhh be quiet

Naruto: rubs his head* oowww

Sakura: *comes in* damn it where is Sasuke hiding *sets axe on the sink*

Naruto/Sasuke: O_O HOLY SHIT there's blood on the axe

Sasuke: OMG she killed Misty

Naruto: she was so young *sniffles*

Sakura:….was that a sniffle

Sasuke: *glares at Naruto*

Kyuubi: nice going idiot

Sakura: *looks at the shower* could it be my Sasuke hiding behind curtain number one

Bob Barker: now Sakura you can choose curtain one or you can have a brand new boat

Sakura: how the hell did you get here…?_?

Bob Barker:…listen just choose

Sasuke/Naruto: take the boat sweet merciful…

Sakura: I'll take curtain one ^^

Naruto/Sasuke: ….damn it

Somewhere in the background scary music begins to play

Naruto/Sasuke: where the hell is that music coming from O_O *looks around*

Sakura: grabs the curtain* let's see who's behind this curtain *rips the curtain open*

Sasuke/Naruto: *scream like little girls* OoO

1 Hour Later

Misty/Sakura: hahahahahahah man

Sasuke: shut the hell up, it's not funny

Naruto: yeah we thought she killed you o-o

Misty: well this has been a fun visit ^^

Sakura: yeah, oh I need to get back ^_^ thanks for the hair Sasuke *waves and runs out the house*

Sasuke: like I was gonna say no while she still had that axe and chainsaw

Naruto/Misty: *laugh nervously* agreed

Naruto: *hears a scream*…must've fallen in another trap

Back at the WLSFC

Sakura: hey I'm back *sighed*

Ino: Tch looks like you got nothing

Sakura:….yeah or I got this *holds up lock of Sasuke's hair* yeah what now Ino pg

Everyone: OMFG O_O

Dawn: she got….

May: a piece of

Ino: Sasuke's

Everyone: HAIR

May: maybe she is the one

Dawn: the ultimate fangirl

Ino: let's PARTY ^_^

Thus ends Sasuke's Day Special 4: A day in the WLSFC

TLP: OMFG done typing ^^

Sasuke: why is it always my hair in danger

Itachi: how come I wasn't in this

TLP:…A day in the WLSFC

Itachi: and

Sasuke: idiot

Sakura/Ino/May/Dawn: OMFG ITS SASUKE *running towards him*

Sasuke: HOLY SHIT O_O *runs away screaming*

TLP/Itachi: *watch the herds run by*

TLP: wanna do the honor

Itachi: sure ^^ ahem please read and Review for the sake of my calculators *holds up box of calculators*

TLP: good job

Naruto: yeah bout time we brought that back

Sasuke: *runs by* HELP ME DAMN IT O_o

Sasuke's Day Special 4: A Day in the WLSFC