Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Sasuke and Pals (Mini story) ❯ Sasuke's Day 17 and 18 ( Chapter 18 )

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A Little Intro

Sasuke Uchiha, Konoha's resident prodigy and the last of his clan. He is part of Team 7 which consists of Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura.

His Best friend is Naruto Uzamaki, number one awesome ninja

His potential rapist is Sakura Haruno…nuf said

Kakashi Hatake, number one latest ninja sensei ever

Orochimaru pedophile who wants Sasuke's Body

Kabuto brains of the Oro operation

Tsunade drunk leader of Konoha, yet can magically become sober

Shizune the rock on Tsunade's shoulders

Kiba resident smex god and PETA Ninja

Kyuubi the voice inside Naruto's head

Random old guy the new Taco Vendor

Random news guy the news reporter for Fake Ninja News

And of course his brother Itachi, pretty boy who models for Hot Topic lol

These are the main people in the everyday life of Sasuke Uchiha

Thoughts

*Actions*

(Author Talking)

Singing

Kyuubi Talking

------ Someone being cut off

Sasuke's Day 17

Kakashi: we've been on this ship for 3 days…off screen…are we there yet -.-

Sakura: damn it we aren't there yet

Kankuro: yeah maybe if you had charted our course properly we'd have been there by now

Kakashi: well….shut up hmph

Kiba: *sleeping in the crows nest*

Everyone: ….*growling*

With Team Sake

Morgan: still no signal on Naruto

Temari: if your god…why the hell can't you find him

Morgan: *glares*…I'll smite you that's why

Garra: guys lets stop being retarded…I've got a lock on something

Shizune: is it Naruto-kun

Garra: if it was don't you'd think I'd be jumping for joy

Everyone:…umm no not really

Garra: Touché. And IDK it could be him or not

Tsunade: let's pray it is *starts typing*

Shizune: ok let's lock on the coordinates

With Naruto the Jungle man…swinging from a rubber band

Naruto: come on Kyu these people aren't bad…I mean look they put me in this nice pot to bathe

Kyuubi: …there putting carrots in here o-o

Naruto: duh to make me smell nice ^^

Kyuubi: Naruto there trying to eat you

Naruto: what makes you say that ?-?

Kyuubi: omg we are going to die O-O##

Naruto: hm wonder why they keep adding salt

Kyuubi: oh god, oh god this idiot is gonna get me killed C-C

Naruto: hey Kyu I think they might be trying to eat us

Kyuubi: o-o… no, noooo really Naruto, ya think

Naruto: yeah pretty much

Kyuubi: ….*growls*

Naruto: we should leave

Tribal people: muhahahahah like we'd let you leave, your our dinner

Naruto: I don't think it's sanitary to eat people

Tribal leader: listen we're starving, so shut up so we can cook you

Naruto: well if you're hungry, then go buy some ramen ^^

Kyuubi: -.- why merciful god why

Tribal leader: ….ok lets shut him up and roast him

Unknown person: n-n-noooo I-I refuse t-to let you k-kill N-Naruto-k-kun

Kyuubi: wow that's a shock, someone cares….oh wait its just Hinata

Naruto: hey Hinata, how'd you get here ^-^

Hinata: OMFG Naruto is talking to me *faints* x-x

Kyuubi: yeah great help she was…

Naruto: hmm so how long will it take to cook me

Tribal leader: well not that long, want us to kill you first

Naruto: may as well…not like I'm gonna be saved *shrugs*

Tribal leader: ok well let me help you out

Kyuubi:….really

Naruto: *grabs spear and knocks out the leader* oh yeah what now *hops out of the pot*

Kyuubi: oh IDK maybe the other ten thousand tribe people

Naruto: oh yeah….shit *grabs Hinata and runs* gonna die gonna die

Kyuubi: ya know we can always leave her back there

Naruto: no ma---woman is left behind

Kyuubi: come on who's gonna miss her

Naruto: dude she's like my only fangirl

Kyuubi:…that's true, guess we have to save her then else you'll have no one

Naruto: see now yo---wait was that an insult

Suddenly a super awesome bright pink creature lands in front of them

Naruto: O_O OMFG it's the pink power ranger

Pink Ranger: yes I've been called upon to help you ^^

With Team Crazy stalker

Sakura: ok someone tell me how the hell did this happen *tied up in the middle of a ship*

Kakashi: what part…..how we suddenly became pirates, or maybe how the hell we got ambushed by another ship -.-

Sakura: Kakashi shut the hell up…we still have Kiba to save us….

Kankuro: …we are so screwed

Sakura/Kakashi: yep pretty much *sighed*

Jack Sparrow: Allo loves

Sakura: who the hell are you ?_?

Jack Sparrow: why I'm the infamous

Kankuro: OMFG its Johnny Depp O_O

Sakura/Kakashi: …. -.-#

With Naruto, Hinata and Kyuubi

Naruto: ok we're safe… luckily I managed to build this tree house ^^

Kyuubi: WTH you FOUND this tree house

Naruto: yep built it with my own two awesome hands

Kyuubi: *sigh*

Naruto: now then how to get out of here

Kyuubi: why don't you just use the ring -.-#

Naruto:… cause I may have lost it…

Kyuubi: O-O## you DID WHAT

Naruto: sorry it must've slipped off when I grabbed Hinata

Kyuubi: so…were stuck here

Naruto: maybe….^^ at least we have each other

Kyuubi: 0.o O….M….G

Naruto: that or the pink ranger can help us

Kyuubi: *twitches* there was no pink ranger you idiot

Naruto: yes there was

Kyuubi: no that was your high induced self making it up o-o###

With Sasuke, Orochimaru and Kabuto

Kabuto: great my package is here ^_^

Orochimaru: ooo is it for me, huh is it for me ^-^

Kabuto: umm no its not…idiot

Orochimaru: aww…so what is it

Kabuto: a potion to return us to our normal sizes

Sasuke: bout damn time…tch can't be truly emo in this stupid yet adorable form

Orochimaru: or….we could sell it ^^ *takes the potion*

Kabuto: sir we are not going to sell/trade or anything else your sugar induced mind may think of

Orochimaru: v-v aww fine

Sasuke: snatches the potion and drinks some* mmm its emoy delicious ^^

Random kids/ Orochimaru: the taste you can see ^^

Kabuto/Sasuke:….

Thus ends Day 17

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A Little Intro

Sasuke Uchiha, Konoha's resident prodigy and the last of his clan. He is part of Team 7 which consists of Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura.

His Best friend is Naruto Uzamaki, number one awesome ninja

His potential rapist is Sakura Haruno…nuf said

Kakashi Hatake, number one latest ninja sensei ever

Orochimaru pedophile who wants Sasuke's Body

Kabuto brains of the Oro operation

Tsunade drunk leader of Konoha, yet can magically become sober

Shizune the rock on Tsunade's shoulders

Kiba resident smex god and PETA Ninja

Kyuubi the voice inside Naruto's head

Hinata the shy, somewhat unneeded girl who stalks Naruto…and is his only fangirl

Random old guy the new Taco Vendor

Random news guy the news reported for Fake Ninja news

And of course his brother Itachi, pretty boy who models for Hot Topic lol

These are the main people in the everyday life of Sasuke Uchiha

Thoughts

*Actions*

(Author Talking)

Singing

Kyuubi Talking

------ Someone being cut off

Sasuke's Day 18

Naruto: ok we've gone through a lot of plans and so far…they all involve me being killed

Kyuubi: hey worked for me…but wait how the hell did the girl get here

Naruto: IDK….my bff Jill

Hinata: *wakes up* eh w-where a-am I…w-what happened

Naruto: Tree house and you “tried” to save me

Hinata: oh…w-what are w-we gonna d-do now

Naruto: try to find a way out of here

Kyuubi: ask her how she got here

Naruto: ok I will jeez

Hinata: are y-you t-talking t-to the K-Kyuubi ?-?

Naruto: Kyuubi: How the hell…

Kyuubi: oh yeah she stalks you on a daily basis

Naruto:…umm yeah Hinata

Hinata: so how are we gonna leave

Naruto: IDK…how the hell did you get here

Hinata: um w-w-with my a-a-awesome RING OF POWER ^w^

Naruto/Kyuubi: O_o….

Kyuubi: I think we should leave her

Naruto: I agree so umm can this ring get us home

Hinata: I t-t-think s-so…b-but I dropped it

Naruto/Kyuubi: O_O###....

Naruto: that's ok O_O# we'll just find another way

Kyuubi: the hell we will O-O##

With Super Awesome Sake Team

Tsunade: ok I seriously can't believe this -.-

Garra: listen I said sorry…and it was a huge ass bug o-o

Temari: one it was a freakin butterfly

Garra: that was trying to KILL ME _o_

Everyone: ….O_O#

Morgan: why the hell did you have to use your sand coffin…now the computers are broken

Temari: two we can't find Naruto anymore

Garra: it was a freakin evil butterfly

Temari: three it was freakin PINK for kunai's sake

Garra: Pink is an evil color O_O…I mean look at Sakura

Everyone:…true

Meanwhile on Team Stalk----I mean Sakura

Sakura: *sneezes* ooo Sasuke must be talking nice things about me

Kakashi: lol…oh you were serious

Sakura: …. *glares*

Intercom: Hello this is---umm no the authoress and I'm here to inform you that the captain of this ship has been…killed

Kankuro: O….M….F….G NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *deep breath* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kakashi/Sakura: holy shit on a book I'm deaf -.-

Intercom: yeah same here…anyways new captain is coming sooo laterz

Kankuro: *still screaming*

Neji: OMG will you please shut the hell up O_O#

Kiba: *lands on the ship* OMG I heard Johnny Depp was here ^^

Kakashi/Sakura: fudge…

Neji: he's dead o-o

Kiba:….o-o *hyperventilating* OMFG…. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kankuro:….*joins in* OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Neji/Sakura/Kakashi:….O_O#

Neji: damn it

We'll just switch to Itachi while Kiba and Kankuro work out their issues ^^#

Itachi: heh Tobi be a GOOD boy and fetch me some apple juice

Tobi: ^^ Tobi is a good boy *runs off*

Hidan: for shame on your heathen soul Itachi

Itachi: ?_? What did I do

Deidara: abusing Tobi for your on sake o-o

Itachi:…haven't you tried to kill him

Deidara: *cough* that's beside the point… -.-

Itachi: hey if he wants to be a good boy then he should be happy to bring me juice

Everyone: O_O##

Itachi: ?_?# what

Sasori: there's a saying “The evil that grows, his blindness will show”

Itachi…there's no such saying…is there

Sasori: umm no not really

Itachi: thought so

Ok enough of them…With Naruto

Naruto: ok maybe I can use my awesome slightly girlish charm to get us out of here

Hinata/Kyuubi: the what ?_?

Naruto: *takes out a compact mirror* its time to access my true power ^_^

Hinata: *backs away* O_O N-Naruto

Kyuubi: sweet I get to come out ^^

Announcer: the following scenes would mentally rape yo so we cut it from the story ^-^

Commercial Break

Host: HOLY Pineapple ^^ I just had a cupcake…wait were filming, shit ---umm hey are you tired of having watches that don't represent leaf village then here take a look at this ^w^

Random emo kid: is this emo con ?_?

Host: no…it isn't

Random emo kid: *sniffles* damn it I fail at map quest *runs off crying*

Host: …. -.- umm yeah since we don't have our kid, lets get back to the show ^^##

Back to Naruto

Naruto: *pulls off super special sailor Moon pose* whoa wait where's my sparkling background -.- *drops the pose*

Random worker: sorry Uzamaki-san *rolls in sparkle background*

Naruto: thanks now get the hell out my light

Random worker: o-o## *walks off*

Naruto: ahem I AM *pulls off super special sailor moon pose* Sailor Kitsune =^w^=

Kyuubi: this isn't my power O_O…. *screams in Spanish*

Hinata: …. *faints* x-x

With Sasuke

Sasuke: My retarded blonde senses are tingling …. *turns TV on* wonder what's on

With Team We R Angry with Garra

Temari: ok from the damage and sand…2 days to fix this

Garra: *tied up in a corner* freakin issued people tch tied me up _o_#

Shizune: off screen

Temari: I'm sorry…but this will be on screen

Everyone: *le gasp*

Tsunade: b-but…then we won't be in the story

Morgan: for like 3 chapters

Shizune: damn it…wait why can't Morgan fix it

Morgan: I'm god not a miracle worker

Everyone: ?_?

Morgan:…what

3 minutes later

Morgan: *is also tied up*

Garra: …

Thus ends Day 18.

TLP: my hands hurt from typing

Garra: you've been gone for a while so don't complain

TLP: I had homework and I was sick ><

Sasuke: tch idiot

TLP: what was that emo kid?

Sasuke: rainbows and puppies o-o

TLP:…that's creepy

Naruto: why am I wearing a skirt?

Sasuke/Itachi/Orochimaru: cause you look hot in girl clothes

Naruto/TLP: …. XP

TLP: ok let's never mention that moment…ever

Naruto: agreed

Sasuke's Day 17-18